Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

"Ah?" The topic jumped too much, and Jiang Wangye didn't even realize it all at once.

"Don't want to say it?" Yue Lianzhou leaned over again, and said in a low voice, "Is it really something illegal?"

"No." Jiang Wangye was a little embarrassed.

"Okay, if you don't want to say it, then don't want to say it, then I'll change the question."

"I don't want to say it," Jiang Wangye interrupted him, "I'll show you when I go back."

Yue Lianzhou's second question got stuck.

He tilted his head helplessly: "It's not said that the people of our country like to reconcile. What's the matter with you? Is it an exception?"

"What?" Jiang Wangye didn't understand.

"Have you heard of the demolition effect? ​​First ask a big question, you don't want to answer it, then ask a smaller one, you may want to answer it."

"..."

"Why don't you listen to my second question first?"

The two of them turned off their headsets for a long time, and you still look at my phone and I look at your phone. The distance is so close, it's sticky and sticky, and couples dare not do this when they are in love variety shows.The people in the director's team scratched their ears and cheeks at the silent camera, and watched as the explosive point grew legs and ran away.

At this moment, he finally couldn't bear it any longer, Director Lin took out the horn and said, "Team Boat, Mr. Jiang, can I trouble you to turn on the headset?"

Yue Lianzhou said OK, and turned on the microphone: "Hey, can you hear me?"

Director Lin nodded.

Yue Lianzhou turned off the microphone again.

Director Lin went crazy.

Jiang Wangye couldn't help it: "Hello."

"It's turned on." Yue Lianzhou signaled him, "To save face for the director, you can turn it on too, just turn it on and turn it off again."

If Jiang Wangye couldn't do it, Jiang Wangye would have to face it.

He turned on his microphone, "If you have any questions, let's talk in private, we are recording the show now."

Director Lin anxiously yelled through the loudspeaker: "Mr. Jiang, don't care about us! You can chat now!! You can chat casually on our show!!!"

Director Lin's voice spread throughout the cruise ship.

The remaining four show guests looked at them.

Even the master who sailed the boat looked back.

Thanks to Director Tuolin, the world seemed to cast a spotlight on him.

Jiang Wangye reached out and turned off the microphone.

"What question, can you ask?"

"Boat team? Teacher Jiang? That's too much!"

"Can I really ask?"

"Teacher Jiang, turn on the mic! Why don't you ask if you don't ask, why turn off the mic!"

"ask."

"Teacher Jiang? Teacher Jiang, turn on the mic for us to record!"

"Forget it." Yue Lianzhou rubbed his ears and turned on the microphone, "I'll ask when I go back tonight and turn off the camera."

Jiang Wangye also turned on the microphone and nodded coolly: "Okay."

Director Lin stopped talking.

After the musical fountain ended, the six of them drove into the car of the program group, circled the West Lake before driving back.

It was almost ten o'clock when we returned to the villa. Even Zhu Youlin, who had been stealing the spotlight, didn't have the energy to show himself at this time. The six of them said good night to each other and went back to the room.

Yue Lianzhou thought it was too late, and it would not be too late to ask tomorrow, but Jiang Wangye turned off the camera when he entered the room, and sat down on the bed.

"Ask the second question first?" He was wearing a blue shirt today, and most people would look dark in this color. His skin was fair, and he looked as tender as a high school student in the clothes. He was sitting on the bed and ready to answer questions obediently. It's more like that.

Yue Lianzhou followed good advice and sat on his bed, facing him.

"Then I asked. Why are you mad at me?"

"What?" Jiang Wangye didn't realize it all at once, and after a while he suddenly remembered that he was still angry because Yue Lianzhou added him with a WeChat account.

This reason is very hypocritical, Jiang Wangye is not angry now, and he doesn't want to say it out loud.

Yue Lianzhou looked at his expression and began to guess for himself: "Because I didn't contact you in advance? Because I didn't play well in the game? Are you a black fan of the BOH team?"

"No...it has nothing to do with you."

"You found out that you are not in good health, and hope to make me forget you with a bad attitude?"

"???"

Yue Lianzhou's expression gradually became dignified: "Really? Is what you said in Tongrenwen true?"

Jiang Wangye took a deep breath and tried to be as calm as possible: "No one in the boat team would take Tongrenwen seriously. No! Yes! People! That's all fake!"

"There must be a reason, right? It can't be that I just grow out of your aesthetic point. That's not what you said seven years ago."

Jiang Wangye's hypocrisy has been disturbed, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on Yue Lianzhou's WeChat, "Team Zhou, are you an alias?"

Yue Lianzhou took a look, and only then did he realize why he was angry, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

He clicked on WeChat and showed him his contacts very calmly.

More than 500, more than Jiang Wangye's contacts.

"Real men don't have trumpets." Yue Lianzhou sighed, "Mr. Jiang, what do you say if you misunderstood me?"

Jiang Wangye never thought that some people's Moments are all business, and there is no trace of a living person.

"I'm sorry." Jiang Wangye apologized when he knew his mistake, his face, ears, and even his neck were red with embarrassment, and he looked directly at him, "I thought you added me with a trumpet, and treated you badly, sorry. "

He was too formal and sincere, Yue Lianzhou looked at him and couldn't help covering his eyes.

Jiang Wangye didn't dodge, but blinked a little blankly.

Yue Lianzhou's palms itch, and he moved them away.

It was those sincere eyes again, this person was even clearer and cleaner than his eyes.

"Jiang Wangye."

"Ok?"

Yue Lianzhou looked at him and felt that this was not possible.

Others said that he was a tyrant on the court and a gentleman off the court. Yue Lianzhou always felt that this evaluation was actually the opposite.

He's a gentleman on the field.

He's just really good at faking it.

Yue Lianzhou leaned back slightly, opening the distance between the two of them.

"What?" Jiang Wangye frowned.

He looks delicate and looks thin, with a slender waist that can be pulled into his arms. He is very suitable for listening to cheers under the spotlight, and is a treasure that is cherished and cherished by others.

With my personality, it's not suitable to get too close to him.

Yue Lianzhou thought about it, shook his head, and changed the subject: "Now can you tell me what's in the suitcase?"

Jiang Wangye was silent for a while, then nodded: "Actually, I really didn't pretend to be anything..."

As he spoke, he opened the cabinet and dragged out one of his suitcases.

The box looked a bit big, but Jiang Wangye looked very relaxed when he carried it with one hand.

What would it be?

Jiang Wangye put the suitcase horizontally on the ground, unzipped it, and opened it.

Yue Lianzhou was taken aback, and sat up straight.

In the empty box, there are three neat rows of bricks packed separately in plastic bags, at least more than 40 pieces, at least 20 kilograms.

Yue Lianzhou: "..."

Jiang Wangye lowered his head and pointed to the other one: "That one is full of these things too, do you want to see it?"

Yue Lianzhou: "..."