Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

Although most of the netizens were just joking, Jiang Wangye blushed visibly when he saw the barrage.

He lifted up the scarf and hid half of his face, looking calm and indifferent.

"Thank you everyone for your birthday wishes. I will continue to work hard and bring you more good works." Mr. Jiang is really good at putting on a show. If you don't look at the half of his face that he deliberately covered, it's just another A representative of an unqualified assembly line idol.

Seeing that he is like this, the gentle Weifans are still very proud of their children, and start to make harmonious expressions, congratulate him on a happy birthday, and hope that he will be better in the coming year.

But most of the CP fans who can be Yue Lianzhou are wicked.

"What are you covering? You covering so we can't see that you are blushing??"

"Good guy, the law of conservation of skin really exists. Your husband will only block us when he sees us say that, and you will only blush. You are worthy of being the number one jungler in the world. His skin is as thin as a cicada's wing!"

"Pretty baby, stop covering your face with your husband's scarf! I don't want to see Yue Lianzhou start telling stories with this scarf next time!!!"

"Teacher Jiang is so cute! I'm dead! Why is Zhou so cheap?"

"Ouch, which family's little baby is this that blush when netizens say it? Oh~ So it's from my family!"

The barrage was sent out, and a hand was stretched out from the right side of the screen.

The champion's hand speed is extraordinary, he can catch people out and seal them off in three seconds, all in one go.

Jiang Wangye just sat there and let him seal it. After the seal was finished, it was as if nothing had happened. He continued to wear a scarf, trying to pick out the answerable questions among a lot of question marks and exclamation marks.

But the effort was in vain.

The MVP of the world's No. [-] jungler is not taken for nothing. After a short operation, even a barrage that can be broadcast in the live broadcast room cannot be picked out.

"??? Jiang Wangye!!! Do you remember whose live broadcast room?? It's your birthday!!! Why did you let him control your live broadcast room??? Damn it!!!"

"It's over, it's over, it's over, Mr. Jiang is so good, Mr. Jiang is so good, Mr. Jiang is so good!!"

"Brother Yezi, what's the matter? Wake up! Are you still the one who broke your leg without saying a word, and dared to continue filming no matter how deep the wound was?! Why are you so delicate???"

"Sister Weifan, don't be afraid, he can do it now, he's just so cute in front of Zhou! He's still a wild brother to others!"

"?? What are CP fans doing? Did you do it on purpose? Want to fight??"

"I won't fight you, and I can't beat you. Anyway, our CP fans are trash!"

"?? How can it be so serious, don't call yourself a waste..."

"It doesn't matter, we are trash! I don't understand sugar, I don't understand stars, and I don't know why I got into the car. Only the fan sister yelled at the live broadcast room to know! Strong, we CP fans, we can make money like this !"

"Why do I look so angry??"

Jiang Wangye didn't want the fans to quarrel, so he could only persuade them dryly.

"Don't make noise, I'm not delicate."

"...I blush because I blush. There are many reasons for my blushing. It may be hot. What does this have to do with Jiao?"

"Yes, I am indeed a tough guy, is there any doubt about it?"

"Stop scrolling." Jiang Wangye looked at a lot of "You are just a baby in front of surname Zhou" on the screen, frowned and pulled his hair, closed his eyes, and started talking nonsense. "Yes, after the new year's day, I will be filming in Director Liu's group. I can't say what role it is. The music plan? The new album is in the works, and we won't have any news until the next year. When..."

[Super anchor KZ.Zhou has entered your live broadcast room. 】

[KZ.Zhou sent you a meteor shower. 】

KZ.Zhou: What Jiaojiao baby?What are you brushing?

Jiang Wangye was so ashamed and angry, his eyes were fixed on the screen, and his foot secretly stomped on him.

"Hiss." Yue Lianzhou gasped after being stepped on, and his voice was perfectly fed back to the audience in the live broadcast room by the seven-figure computer.

The barrage laughed wildly.

"Mr. Jiang, don't step on it, listen to what you have done to people!"

"Not necessarily, I don't think Mr. Jiang is such a cruel person."

"Yes, there is a person who pretends to be in pain when he is stepped on a little, just to hiss for everyone to hear. I don't think it's strange that he does this kind of thing!"

"Jiang Wangye... hey, what are you doing, alas"

Although I have accepted the reality, Wei Fans still can't bear to face such idols.

But Jiang Wangye hadn't said anything yet, and the bullet screen was flashed up first.

"Sister Weifan, don't sigh, I feel bad when you sigh"

"Sister Weifan is the biggest baby! Thank you, sister Weifan, for being with the beautiful baby all the time. From now on, we and Zhou will accompany you to guard him!"

"Sister Weifan Bobo! Our love for Brother Yezi is the same as yours! Who dares to be a human being with the surname Zhou? We will not be the first to spare him!!"

Jiang Wangye was stunned for a moment, as if his heart had been hit by a warm current.

He is so good and capable, there are such a group of only fans, there are such a group of CP fans.

Before Jiang Wangye could finish being touched, a message suddenly appeared on the bullet screen: "But the person surnamed Zhou has never been human?"

"Damn, forget it, this old bastard! The beautiful baby kicked him to stick with me!!"

"Before you lost your account, I am different. I want to post with Sister Weifan! Sister Didi, you are the only one!"

"Hey, Mrs. Jiang, hey, beautiful baby, hey, I'm code green, pretty baby has a mouth with me! Come on! Mouth! Woooo smells so good, my beautiful baby/saliva"

"Wow, warrior, you are going to be assassinated!"

"Laughing to death, Yue Lianzhou? Are you there, hello? Yue Lianzhou, aren't you very good at blocking in your live broadcast room?? I said, 'Mr. Jiang is my kind of food' you fucking blocked me 100 times Year?? You have the ability to continue blocking me in Mr. Jiang's live broadcast room?"

"Someone is going crazy, I don't say who it is, I understand everyone"

"But it doesn't have to be impossible. What if Mr. Jiang gives the surname Zhou the management authority? He is so stupid that he will listen to the pillow surnamed Zhou when the wind blows."

"Jiang Wangye, you have a bit of a backbone! If you dare to give him the management of the live broadcast room, I will immediately lose my fan! Don't let Wei Fan down!!"

"What kind of fan is there in the front? Change your 'off-road vehicle to the Himalayas' ID? Weifan doesn't care who he gives management right now, okay?"

Sure enough, some people couldn't stand it anymore.

KZ.Zhou: Oh?I just found out that this is Mr. Jiang's live broadcast room. Has Mr. Jiang switched management?

Jiang Wangye couldn't stand him anymore, so he directly covered the camera, turned off the microphone, and looked at him fiercely.

"What are you doing?!"

"Exchange management." Yue Lianzhou looked serious, "You don't usually broadcast live, I don't know that these netizens are so bold and can say anything outrageous. You have a thin skin, how can I look at them like this Bullying you? Come and change one, change another, and I will manage it for you."

The words were so high-sounding that Jiang Wangye blushed and stomped on him again angrily.

"Don't go home if you talk nonsense again!"

After speaking, I was taken aback.

The houses are all bought by others. Is it a bit...

Yue Lianzhou raised his eyebrows: "It's freezing outside, Teacher Jiang is so cruel, he is willing to let an old player like me wander around the street alone? Hey, Teacher Jiang, do you know that there are so many people outside? The fans of the team want to beat me to death, I've been in a precarious half of my life, it's not easy. Are you really willing to let me live on the street?"

Jiang Wangye never thought that he could bully people so much.

Seeing that the rest of the team were holding back their laughter, Jiang Wangye gritted his teeth.

Suddenly, his resentful expression changed.

Jiang Xiaoxing, who is good at using her own advantages, lowered her eyelids, looking pitiful and well-behaved.

"Don't bully me in front of so many people." He lowered his voice and narrowed the distance so that only Yue Lianzhou could hear him.

Yue Lianzhou stared at him fixedly.

The small fan-like eyelids suddenly lifted, revealing a pair of wet, clean pupils like the sky.

Just think about Jiang Wangye, and he can make the most innocent and pure little white figure in the world, so pitiful, and so clear, that people feel that even if they stretch out their hands devoutly to scoop up a handful of water for him, it will be impossible. is blasphemy.

"It's my birthday today, can you be gentle with me?"

Jiang Xiaoxing's voice was as pure as his expression, soft and gentle, showing weakness was unbearable.

Yue Lianzhou's Adam's apple moved slightly.

He is indeed a pervert. Seriously, the more Jiang Wangyue talked to him like this, the more he wanted to peel off the mask that this person put on, revealing the real soft flesh. This person who is not a bully really looks like Cry like a simple boy who doesn't know much about the world, the more miserable the cry, the better.

"You know..."

At this moment, Wang Zhansheng, who had been a viewer in the live broadcast room, raised his hand tremblingly.

"Then what... I didn't do it on purpose, I just found out..." He stared at his computer screen and didn't dare to turn his head back, "That computer, cough, seven-digit number, it's just unusual, it has two microphones .Mr. Jiang, you seem to have only closed one."

Jiang Wangye froze.

He turned his head slowly.

The camera covered by him was pitch black, and there was no face on the anchor interface.

The large white bullet screen on the black background is more conspicuous. Those square characters seem to be flying knives that can "swish" and attack him.

"Bullying, gentle, okay, understand?"

"Bullying, gentle, okay, understand?"

"Bullying, gentle, okay, understand?"

The author has something to say:

Pretending to be pure is to be Xed by the surname Zhou, Teacher Jiang understands this very well

Yes, he did it on purpose, lighting a cigarette