Why did I bring forty pounds of bricks to the variety show?

【Theme: Death Laughing, Keywords, City B, Only Fans, Jokes】

Content: understand yourself

Floor 2: Riddler get out!

4th Floor: Which Weifan is making a joke again?Weibo didn't see it

Floor 5: The person was at the scene, just across from his house, and I couldn’t help laughing

7th floor: I will answer this question!There is an event in the commercial building in City B today, and a bunch of celebrities were invited to come to the commercial performance. When entering the arena, fans from all walks of life were cheering at the entrance. Jiang Wangye Weifan and CP fans stood together. I didn’t go to the scene. I listened to the sisters at the scene joke

Floor 8: ? ?Aren't his fans always known for their high quality?The house collapsed?

Floor 11: No...how come it is said that idols have collapsed houses, but fans can also have collapsed houses?Outrageous

14th floor (reply from the host): No, no, there is no collapsed house.It was his Wei fan who helped the CP fan to make a brand and make bracelets. When Jiang Wangye came over, he looked at the CP fan twice more, and Wei fan was about to die of anger.But after the event, it is said that CP fans invited sister Weifan to eat on the third floor

Floor 16:? ? ?Outrageous?Weifan makes peripherals for CP fans? ? ?

17th floor: What’s so outrageous about this, go to his CP Chaochao to see his host, “I only love Jiang Jiang” and “I’m Jiang Jiang’s little baby” are Jiang Wangye’s only fans, come and help CP powder tube is super talkative, light a cigarette

Floor 20: ... His CP Chaohua homepage is so ridiculous, why is the CP Chaohua management announcement on the top made by him, a super host? ? ?

Floor 23: You may not know that when Yue Lianzhou lost to ST before, CP Chaohua was flushed, and Wei Fan came to teach the entries

Floor 25: I know!I have taught it but I haven't taught it yet. In a rage, I called someone to come and help me. It was also that time I left two fans for them to deal with emergencies.

Floor 29: Hahahaha Has anyone seen the Weibo of "Only Love Jiangjiang"? I laughed so hard!

Floor 31: I turned it around a bit, this sister is really miserable, revealing helplessness, and revealing hilarity in helplessness

Floor 34: October 10: Again, I do not agree with this marriage! !Get out of here! !

October 10: [cp Chaohua Management Regulations: ...]

Floor 35: November 11: Can CP fans stop calling me sister?Who is your sister? ? ?I was just sent to do literacy for you!I'll go back after sweeping, it doesn't matter if we don't violate the river water!

November 11: How many times have I said that writing yellow must be reversed! !upside down! ! !Otherwise, you will be swallowed by the system! ! !Photo empathy!It's okay to turn it upside down!Why are you crying about this little thing?touch the head

Floor 36: Hahaha, her Weibo is really interesting. Every day she rants about not eating CP so that CP fans don’t come to recognize her relatives, but she still has to dutifully reply to CP fans’ mentally retarded problems. Is this Jiang Fan?love love love

Floor 41: It’s funny again. Before Zhu’s accident, many people looked at the wild in Heijiang. Many CP fans can’t wash entries or make rankings. They spend money to find game power leveling. The APP for game power leveling directly launched the Weibo power leveling function, and it is still there, and there is only one star in it, Jiang Wangye, laughing to death

Floor 43: I even bought it! !Not reliable! !The power leveler also asked me how to bring the topic? !If I can learn it, can I find a booster? ? ?

Floor 47: Shocked, am I for internal entertainment? When will Wei fans and CP fans get along harmoniously? ?

Floor 51: There are too many outrageous things in his family. On the day when Yue Lianzhou won the championship in the Winter Race, Jiang Wangye Weifan even sent a representative to CP Chaohua to post a congratulatory post

Floor 52: I read the post, how official it is, how official it is, I am reluctant to come to the diplomatic stone hammer

Floor 53: Isn't the most outrageous thing about CP Chaohua and Mr. Jiang's management regulations clearly saying "no entry for even boats"......

Floor 54: What's outrageous about this?If the CP I’m drinking is the type of Yue Lianzhou, I don’t want him to go into Chaohua, the farther he is from me, the better.Oh, I'm sorry, my CP has been different for many years. As a humble CP fan, I am scolded by Wei fans every day, vicissitudes

Floor 57: Who is not? I feel that Wei fans are mutated if they don’t scold me.

Floor 62:? ?What I said, it seems that CP fans are very honest and don’t scold others.

Floor 65: Anyway, Teacher Jiang's only fans don't scold CP fans, they only hate iron but not steel. CP fans don't scold Weifan, they all say that sister Weifan is awesome, sister Weifan sticks up

Floor 66: So what can we do?I just can't do anything, I rely on sister Weifan to teach me, I still can't learn, I can only eat soft rice

Floor 69: Who is sour?I'm sour

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Floor 1121: Gossip, Jiang Wangye has an advertisement that is very revealing, underwater, wet, mermaid, anyway, I was confused when I saw it.I won't say who would be so angry

Floor 1125: Damn, is Zhou going crazy? ?Can Teacher Jiang still get out of bed?

Floor 1134: The one with the surname Zhou couldn’t be caught, so Jiang went to wish the film crew to make a movie

Floor 1136: I can’t stay home forever, hehehe

Floor 1139: No wonder some people were eccentric when Brother Dice started the live broadcast today. It turned out to be because of this.

Floor 1143: What what?What live broadcast?

Floor 1146: Brother Dice eats takoyaki at night, and the surnamed Zhou asks him, "Is the fish delicious? People's fish live in the water well, and you can eat its carcass with such relish."

Floor 1152: Are mermaid and octopus the same thing? ? ?

Floor 1156: Understand, if you brother Zhou is robbed by a wild monster, he will take revenge, not to mention being robbed of his wife

Floor 1158: Who wants to rob him of his wife? ? ?Anyway, I dare not! !

Floor 1162: Teacher Jiang is going to suffer anyway, hehehe

At around seven o'clock in the morning, Jiang Wangye joined the team after having breakfast.

First, he had to reshoot his scenes at the landlord's house. Jiang Wangye put on a robe and gold-rimmed glasses, looking like a poet of the Republic of China.

Lin Shuangshuang's eyes were straightened, and she wiped the saliva from the corners of her mouth: "Director, do I really only have that little role with the housekeeper? You see what he looks like. Wouldn't it be worthy of the audience if we don't shoot more?"

Director Zhu glanced at her.

The male No. [-] first appeared in the teahouse. He came to buy the little girl who sang and sang in the teahouse on behalf of the landlord Ye Laoye.

The little girl has a strong temper, she does not sell herself as a performer, and she is unwilling to serve the landlord.

The frail scholar-like butler standing in front of him said kindly, "My master is over half a century old and has a deep relationship with his wife. He only hopes that the house will be more lively, so he entrusted me to come here. like."

He was so handsome, with such sincere eyes, and he bowed his body slightly when talking to her. He looked like a sincere and trustworthy gentleman. The little girl believed it, and a small sedan chair was carried into the landlord's house.

Two or three days later, in the middle of the night, several servants rolled up the mat and carried the corpse out.

The elegant housekeeper bumped into him and frowned, "It's so late, it's not safe over there, if you bury someone, come back as soon as possible, don't delay on the way."

Gentle and considerate.

When Jiang Wangye first put on his robe, there were people in the crew whispering, "So handsome, I want to marry" and so on.

When he finished the scene, no one said it again.

Even Lin Shuangshuang propped her chin and asked, "When will your character go offline?"

Jiang Wangye smiled and didn't answer.

This character is too different from his own personality. Jiang Wangye is very clean, but this character is very "dirty".

When he looked at his concubines, he was full of lust, when he looked at Master Ye, he was respectful but insidious, and when he looked at the servants around him, he was like a spring breeze but indifferent and cruel.

Lin Shuangshuang would always be surprised by his eyes when acting with him, and looked at him strangely after the scene.

Jiang Wangye wrote biographies with more characters than his lines in order to get a thorough understanding of the characters. When he was not filming, he was still sitting next to him thinking about it. After being stared at by Lin Shuangshuang for a long time, he finally closed the script: "What's wrong, Sister Shuang?"

Lin Shuangshuang said bluntly: "I was wondering, Mr. Jiang, are you not that innocent?"

Jiang Wangye froze for a moment, then nodded politely: "Yes."

Lin Shuangshuang was silent for a moment: "Why do I think you are even a little proud??"

Jiang Wangye's ears were red, and his expression was calm: "Actually, I also know a lot, so there's nothing wrong with admitting it."

Lin Shuangshuang opened her mouth.

Damn, I didn't mean that.

But it's really pure, Mr. Jiang.

Anyway, Lin Shuangshuang no longer stared at him with her chin resting.

A week later, Jiang Wangye had a happy ending.

The director gave him a red envelope for the finale, Jiang Wangye thanked him, and went to the airport with Xiao Zhou.

Before boarding the plane, he avoided Xiao Zhou and sent a WeChat message first.

"I'm going back to City S."

"Well, I'll pick you up."

It was obviously a normal conversation, Jiang Wangye blushed and moved the scarf up.

After thinking about it, he took off the scarf again and stuffed it into his bag.

He sent a message to Yue Lianzhou: "I didn't bring a scarf, it's a bit cold. Can you bring a scarf?"

The author has something to say:

"You are so pure"