Sit on Xueba's lap

Bai Yan's expression froze, he grabbed the little boy's fleshy hand, and asked with difficulty, "Little baby, what do you call me?"

The little boy bent his eyes, approached with a "patta patta", arched his body on Bai Yan's body, raised his head, and said happily, "Mom."

Classmate Bai was at a loss and was speechless and helpless. When he lowered his head, he could still smell the milky fragrance that only belonged to children.

Chen Miao next to him chuckled lightly and said, "He was right."

Bai Yan turned to look at him and smiled slightly.

The next moment, the little boy in his arms turned around and shouted to Chen Miao, "Uncle."

Chen Miao straightened his face, and said coldly: "Throw him here, don't worry about it."

Where did the unlucky child come from? Whose house is the configuration of the mother and the next door Uncle Wang?

The child was naturally sensitive, so he huddled into Bai Yan's arms, hugged his waist tightly with two small hands, and said in fear, "Mom, uncle is so fierce, are you going to transform into a monster?"

Chen Miao was expressionless: "Yes, it's still the kind that can eat people."

The little boy pursed his lips, wanting to cry or not, and said: "Then can you resist not transforming? My mother and I both stink and don't taste good."

Chen Miao's tone was up and down: "Impossible, you wake up."

Classmate Bai listened to the naive conversation between the two, and his shoulders shook.

The little boy was very aggrieved, wrinkled his face, and complained: "Mom, you are still laughing, are you stupid? Let's run, this uncle is about to transform."

Bai Yan: "..." You are stupid!

Forget it, don't bother with the child, Classmate Bai hugged him in a good temper, touched his head, and said softly: "Little friend, I am not your mother, he is not an uncle, and I can't transform, tell brother, what is your name?" name?"

The little boy pouted, and said in a milky voice, "My name is Liu Chiyi."

Bai Yan and Chen Miao looked at each other and nodded. The two asked Liu Chiyi one by one, and then roughly understood the cause and effect.

This little ghost saw something funny on the way, took advantage of the time when his mother was concentrating on taking pictures, let go of her hand, ran away, and turned around again, but his mother was nowhere to be found, and he was scared by himself, walking around in a daze. They rushed over when they saw Bai Yan.

Chen Miao sneered: "You are smart, you call mom when you come up."

Liu Chiyi blinked his big eyes, holding Bai Yan's arm, with an innocent face.

Now that the matter has come to an end, Classmate Bai stood up slowly, held Liu Chiyi's hand, and said, "Then let's send him to the Tourist Service Center."

There is an announcement at the Tourist Service Center.

Chen Miao nodded reluctantly, caught sight of the hands they were holding together, walked over, forcibly broke them apart, inserted himself in, stood in the middle, stretched out his hands, and held them left and right before he was satisfied. .

Turning to meet Liu Chiyi's indignant expression, he raised his eyebrows triumphantly, Xiao Mian, he still wants to steal my wife!

Bai Yan thought it was funny and shook his head secretly.

The three of them went on the road with their own thoughts, walked for a while, and saw the extremely obvious six characters of "Visitor Service Center" in front of them, Bai Yan was refreshed, and Chen Miao and Chen Miao speeded up, pulling the little boy over.

The staff members were sitting behind the window and swiping their mobile phones. When they saw them coming, they put down their mobile phones and showed a professional smile. "Hi, may I help you?"

Bai Yan briefly explained the situation, and Liu Chiyi showed a sweet smile at the right time.

A cutie and two handsome guys, the staff stopped hesitating immediately, got up and opened the small door, and let the three of them in, "Sit down first, I'll turn on the radio right away."

Chen Miao and Bai Yan sat down, Liu Chiyi rolled his eyes, walked towards Bai Yan with a smile on his face, and stretched out his hands, "Brother, hug."

Chen Miao's face darkened in an instant, and he stretched out his hand, picked him up, put him on the chair next to him, and said in a cold voice, "Boys should stand on their own feet, and don't want girls to chirp."

Liu Chiyi pouted, kicked his legs, and stopped moving.

Bai Yan turned his head to the side and snickered.

Seeing this, Chen Miao leaned over, pinched his face, couldn't hold back, put his arms around the boy's shoulders, and rubbed his face.

Liu Chiyi, who was quiet for a while, immediately yelled grandma, "Uncle, a man should stand on his own, and don't want a woman to chirp."

Chen Miao: "..." This brat is so annoying.

Children are disobedient, most of them are used to it, just beat them to death!He doesn't mind helping others educate their children. If possible, not only will it be free, but he will give him another meal after a beating.

He thought so, without hiding the expression on his face, staring at Liu Chiyi coolly.

The little boy hugged himself with both hands, asked Bai Yan for help, and said in horror: "Brother, uncle is going crazy again, let's call the police, don't let him come out and scare people."

The corner of Bai's mouth twitched, and he was about to laugh, but was stared at by Chen Miao, who held back and coughed for a while.

At this time, the staff adjusted the radio, patted the microphone, rinsed their throats, took a deep breath, kept smiling, and said with affection: "Mother Liu Chiyi, are you there? Mother Liu Chiyi, are you there? Mother Liu Chiyi ,Are you here?……"

She kept repeating these eight words, and 5 minutes passed. From the beginning, Bai was eager to hear the following words with full expectation, but now he is numb and unwilling to listen. He thought tiredly, there are no other words in this aunt's dictionary ?

Bai Yan turned his eyes to the two people who had just had their swords drawn, and found that they were just like himself, staring at the back of the staff's head expressionlessly, with deep and complicated eyes.

When the three of them were about to collapse, the staff finally said the following, "I am Ai Congfu, a staff member of the tourist service, and I am..."

Then the cycle starts again.

Bai Yan: "..." Ma De, I really like to repeat myself!As the name suggests, absolutely!

Time passed by, and when Ai Congfu finished talking about her glorious deeds in elementary school, drank some water, smiled, and was about to continue talking about the glorious history of junior high school, classmate Bai went crazy.

He rushed up, snatched the microphone, and calmly said: "Mother Liu Chiyi, hello, your child is now at the tourist service center, heard the announcement, come quickly."

After speaking, Bai Yan quickly turned off the power, and turned his head to meet Ai Congfu's resentful eyes.

The atmosphere in the room was quiet for several seconds before Ai Congfu looked away, looked at the void in the distance, and said slowly: "I have had a dream of broadcasting since I was a child, and I am very satisfied today."

Bai Yan was taken aback for a moment, and opened his mouth, wanting to say something comforting.

Ai Congfu continued: "I am very satisfied today, I am very satisfied today..."

Classmate Bai covered his ears in pain, help!The doll repeater is here!

After a while, Liu Chiyi's mother rushed over panting, and anxiously pushed open the door, and saw the uncolored son on the chair, rushed to hug him, tears almost fell, and said distressedly: "Baby, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

Liu Chiyi said weakly: "Mom, let's go quickly."

Liu Chiyi's mother agreed repeatedly, and turned her eyes to the two handsome young people sitting beside her. Seeing that their faces were also pale, they were startled, but still stabilized their minds and forced a smile to thank them.

Question marks popped up in my heart, what's the situation?

Then when she turned around, she saw the staff member holding her face at the table, heard her repeated thoughts, and understood.

The four quickly left the house.

Saying goodbye to Liu Chiyi's mother and son, Bai Yan breathed a sigh of relief, supported Chen Miao's shoulders to rest, looked at the noisy crowd outside, and thought movedly, he came back to life.

Chen Miao hugged him with lingering fear, saw the rest chair in front of him, took him over to sit down, took out the thermos cup, poured water for Bai Yan, and watched him drink it, then muttered: "The thing more terrible than the repeater is the success Excellent repeater."

Classmate Bai was amused when he heard the words, and put his head on his shoulder, and asked jokingly, "What is more terrifying than Chengjing's repeater?"

Suspicious blush suddenly appeared on Chen Miao's face, and after a moment of silence, she replied softly: "It's the little prince who sucks|sucks semen."

Classmate Bai blushed instantly, lifted his head from the boy's shoulder, and hit him with his fist speechlessly. Chen Miaomiao really didn't flirt all day, and panicked in discomfort!

Chen Miao grabbed it and kissed it triumphantly. Suddenly thinking about what happened just now, she muttered, "I haven't settled the score with you yet."

Bai Yan was puzzled: "What?"

Chen Miao pinched his hand as punishment, and said with a straight face, "You won't even let Liu Chiyi, who is five years old!"

Bai Yan: "..." Who the hell wouldn't let a five-year-old kid go!

He looked at Chen Miao silently and didn't speak.

Chen Miao's face drooped, he let go of his hand, and said in distress: "You don't care about me at all."

Bai, who was almost immune to his temper, said patiently: "No, I care about you most."

Chen Miao immediately said: "Then your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, which one do you save?"

Bai Yan took a deep breath, smiled, and hardened his fist.

But looking at the boy's expectant eyes, he still sighed secretly and said, "Help you."

Ms. Liu is a good swimmer, so he doesn't need to worry about it at all.

Chen Miao's face was full of joy, but what she said was very unpleasant, "Seeing that you love me so much, I won't tell Auntie about this."

Bai Yan: "?"

After several turns in his head, he reached out decisively to Chen Miao's pocket, unlocked it, clicked on the WeChat icon, and swiped to the dialog box with the note "future mother-in-law".

[Seckill: Auntie, we didn't have breakfast, but we had lunch...]

[Future mother-in-law: Alas, auntie understands, Yan Yan stayed up late again, right? Thank you for your hard work. 】

[Seckill: Auntie, these are some photos taken on the cable car, please take a look first. 】

[Future mother-in-law: Oh, Miao Miao, you are so handsome, look at our family's words, tsk tsk, you have such an ugly expression!It's a pity that you were not born by your aunt, alas. 】

Bai Yan flipped through the pages dumbfounded. Chen Miao reported the situation of the day to Ms. Liu almost in detail. In just two or three days, he established a deep friendship with his mother, and he was like a stepmother. .

Classmate Bai put down the phone as calmly as possible, then rushed over murderously, grabbed his hand, and bit it hard.

Chen Miao's skin is rough and fleshy, he didn't feel pain, but his heart was itchy, he thought flatteredly, Baidu said that making trouble for no reason can enhance the relationship, it really is true.

After a while, he went back to like it, sent a comment, took a screenshot, and wrote it in the memo.

whee.