Sit on Xueba's lap

Classmate Bai listened quietly to the thoughts on the other end. After a while, he suddenly had an idea and said, "Brother Miao, let's fight the king."

Chen Miao paused and agreed. He wanted to bring the National People's Congress to kill the Quartet, so as to show his charm better.

However, after entering the game, Chen Miao found that things were not as good as he thought, because Zhao Yun on the opposite side kept teasing and chose Diao Chan's Baiyan.

[Zhao Yun: Sister Diaochan, while your Lu Bu is not here today, come quickly to your brother's arms. 】

[Zhao Yun: Cicada, have you seen the heroic figure of brother killing? 】

[Zhao Yun: Chanchan, come here and give brother a scent, and brother will give you a head. 】

……

Bai Yan looked at the sassy words on the screen speechlessly, what kind of talent is this, playing a game, no one cares about him, and he can entertain himself!

Then look at Chen Miao, who is controlling the hero Pei Qinhu and brushing wild monsters steadily, he feels a chill inexplicably, and he responds with a strong desire to survive.

【Diao Chan: Don't think about it, I've gone out of the wall to follow the tiger, I was his man in life, and his ghost in death. 】

The tense corners of Chen Miao's mouth immediately relaxed, thinking again, has Yan Yan considered the problem of the same quilt for life and the same acupuncture point for death?Obviously they have just entered freshman year.Alas, I always felt that after meeting the parents, the words became more pressing, and he felt so stressed!

In the end, I was glad that neither of them would have children, otherwise, according to Bai Yanhou's anxious appearance, it is estimated that the two of them had not graduated, and the children would be soy sauce.

Chen Miao thought wildly for a while, then looked at the screen, and found that Diao Chan was being blocked by Zhao Yun on the opposite side of the road wall, immediately became angry, pressed the third skill, and jumped over anxiously.

Seeing Zhao Yun's tragic death, Bai Yan silently followed behind Chen Miao, raised his hand, and slapped a rainbow fart.

Zhao Yun, who was on the opposite side, followed without knowing what to do, "Bah, sneak attack on me, if it's a man, just face it."

Chen Miao typed and replied, "Then come face to face."

After Zhao Yun was revived, Chen Miao controlled Pei Qinhu to go to the appointment. There was no referee and no teammates.

Zhao Yun refused to accept it, so he fought again, but the result was still cruel.

Finally, one second before the end of the game, Zhao Yun, who had been depressed for a long time, typed and spoke.

[Zhao Yun: Brother Pei, what do you think of me?I play games well, I am young and handsome, and I can act like a baby in private. I am much better than Diao Chan, a stinky bitch who only cheats! 】

The stinky bitch said in vain: "..." Made!Someone always digs at me!

Due to the unpleasant game experience, Bai classmate announced that he would go offline early, and Chen Miao took the opportunity to ask for welfare compensation.

He said: "Then you sing tonight to lull me to sleep."

Classmate Bai stared, and the reaction was particularly strong, "No!"

Chen Miao said aggrievedly: "If I don't do green tea, you really don't love me anymore."

As he said that, he turned over and sat up from the bed, going to get the green tea strategy.

Classmate Bai supported his forehead, raised his hands in surrender, and said in multiple voices: "Okay, okay, I will sing, I will sing."

Chen Miao quickly lay back, turned up the phone volume to the maximum, and blinked at him with both eyes.

Bai Yan rinsed his throat, and sang as softly as possible: "Sleep, sleep, my dear baby, mother's hands gently shake you..."

At the beginning, Chen Miao's face was very calm, but later it changed, and finally she had to interrupt, "Baby, that's enough, I want to sleep."_娇caramel堂_

It's also his fault that he got carried away for a while and forgot the highlight moment of Bai Yanyan's singing killer. This warm and sweet lullaby was sung like "little cabbage, yellow in the ground".

Bai Yan was singing in high spirits, he was willing to stop there, just shook his head, and continued to sing emotionally.

With a pale face, Chen Miao slowly fell asleep amidst his creepy singing. In the second half of the night, she even dreamed that she had turned into a cabbage in the field and was accidentally crushed to pieces by someone.

He woke up suddenly, touched his phone, saw that it was only three o'clock, yawned, and continued to sleep.

The next day, at eight o'clock in the morning, Chen Yuyang and Chen Xining opened the door almost at the same time, looked at the room opposite with the wide open door, ran down slowly, and saw only Wang Ma and Zhang Runping sitting on the sofa.

So father and son said in unison: "Where is Chen Miao/brother?"

Zhang Runping gave them a blank look: "I drove away early in the morning, saying that I was going to climb Mount Huangshan with my classmates, and I would be back on the last day of the holiday."

The father and son started moaning, and Chen Yuyang said angrily: "Hmph, why did he come home obediently? It turned out that he came to lie to my car! Unfilial son!"

Chen Xining thought, don't let him know that some goblin kidnapped his brother, hmph, otherwise he must look good!

The two, who were missed by the Chen family father and son, stopped at the toll booth of the expressway around the city in city A and queued up.

Bai Yan endured all the way, afraid of disturbing his driving, and now he couldn't help it anymore, shouting: "Why are you driving a Mercedes-Benz! Isn't Volkswagen good!"

The two of them are young and traveling by car, driving a Mercedes-Benz. For some people with malicious intentions, it is a big sticker on the back of the car that reads "We have money, come quickly". Just think about it and be afraid!

Chen Miao touched the steering wheel, turned to look at him, and said seriously: "The son-in-law will come to the door the next day, of course he has to drive a more expensive car! You search the news yourself, how many people came here on bicycles, but were beaten back by the mother-in-law! You Don't always look out for yourself, think about me when things happen! You are so immature!"

As he said that, he still had an expression of "how lucky you are to meet such an excellent me".

Bai Yan: "..."

Chen Miao thought of something, and continued: "And based on your parents' performance in the morning, the second elder is indeed very pleasantly surprised."

Classmate Bai looked at the sky, there must be no joy, but real surprise.

At that time, when Chen Miao honked the horn, leaned out of the window, and greeted her in a pretentious manner, Ms. Liu was shocked and said: "Chen Miao, this child, is he going to take you to Huangshan to snatch a relative?!"

Bai Yan sprayed milk on his father's face, and Mr. Bai immediately took out his mobile phone angrily, blocked him, and said that after going to Huangshan, there is no need to come back.

Classmate Bai then presented the facts and reasoned, and Bai Chengyuan was still unmoved by what he said. Finally, Ms. Liu couldn't stand it anymore. She slapped the table with her iron palm and stared at her eyes. His father added it back timidly.

Thinking about the farce in the morning, Bai Yan sighed. His heart was so tired. Chen Miao, who was looking at the situation ahead, looked over sensitively and asked, "What do you mean by sighing? You regret coming out with me?"

Bai Yan said speechlessly: "No, why do you regret it?"

Chen Miao tapped the steering wheel with her fingers, and said word by word: "I read it in the book."

Bai Yan: "?"

Chen Miao bent down, took out a colorful booklet from his car pocket, and handed it over.

Bai Yan took it over and took a look, it was the green tea strategy from last night.

Chen Miao looked ahead and said, "You turn to the eighth page, the fifth paragraph, the fourth line."

Classmate Bai followed suit, and then saw the bright red mark on it, and some small words for notes.

"Attention! Attention, sisters!! When a man often sighs for no reason around you, it means that he is disappointed or impatient with you now. What should you do at this time?"

"Go in three steps. First, preemptively, ask aggrievedly, what do you mean? Then, tell your own difficulty; finally, stick it up softly, with our most proud figure and pitiful eyes , provoke the deepest desire in his heart."

Bai Yan: "..."

Chen Miao asked, "Have you finished watching?"

Student Bai nodded silently.

With a bit of reserve, Chen Miao restrained the smile on his lips, and said, "Before the car starts, you should hurry up and start."

Bai Yan was at a loss, looked at him, what to start with?

Chen Miao hated iron for being weak, with a shocked expression of "I've given you the answer, you still can't do it", gritted his teeth and said, "Touch me, I don't even ask you to post it to rub against me, the standard has dropped very low, okay? good!"

Bai Yan suspected that his ears had misheard, and he was about to say something. Chen Miao stretched out his hand, and touched his collarbone ambiguously to his chest. You are so stupid, I have to teach you everything myself!"

Feeling touched, Classmate Bai's face turned red, he grabbed his troublesome hand, and faltered, "You...what are you doing!"

Chen Miao withdrew his hand, subconsciously puffed out his chest, turned his head, looked at him with bright eyes, and urged: "Hurry up, learn and use it flexibly, strike while the iron is hot, there are two cars ahead, and it's our turn! "

Bai Yan twitched at his own fingers, blushed, slightly lowered his head not to look at him, and muttered, "I don't want it."

It's too shameful, what is Chen Miaomiao thinking about!

Seeing that he was unmoved, Chen Miao withdrew her gaze regretfully, and said the best thing to do: "Okay then, come here, let's poke."

However, Bai Yan still didn't move. He immediately raised his voice and accused: "You can't do this, didn't I let you enjoy it just now? Are you going to cross the river and demolish the bridge now? You won't say even a boo? If you haven't slept together for a day, do you have another man outside!"

Classmate Bai held his forehead and was defeated. He was really afraid that the whole world would know about his rant, so he quickly said, "Okay, okay, let's fight!"

Chen Miao was the first to purse her lips, her face full of anticipation, Bai Yan got up, tilted her head, and quickly kissed him on the lips. After completing the task, she was about to sit back when the boy reached out and pinched his chest.

Bai Yan: "..." Damn!This green tea strategy, you use it with great proficiency!

He slapped his hands away from his chest in anger and shame, sat back heavily, deliberately crossed his arms, and turned sideways, as if refusing to talk.

Unexpectedly, Chen Miao chuckled and said triumphantly: "I'm already secretly reminiscing about it? I knew you said no, but your body is actually very honest. Don't you like it so much?"

Bai Yan: "..."

Chen Miao glanced in front of her eyes, and estimated that it would take another 2 minutes, so she said mercifully: "It seems that it is our turn in 2 minutes, if you still want to experience it, come here a little bit, I can do it again, alas! For your boyfriend, I really couldn't be more considerate, and I broke my heart for you."

Bai Yan: "..." Ah, help, who can shut up this color-minded guy!