Sit on Xueba's lap

Chen Miao seldom orders takeaway, because he prefers to eat in the store rather than takeout.

Now, out of desperation, I opened the Ele.me app to carefully select, and even downloaded the Dianping app to do some research. After comparing the good and bad reviews of buyers under various merchants, I finally decided on a porridge shop.

He ordered two servings of shredded chicken porridge, steamed buns with vegetables and soy milk according to Bai Yan's preference, and when he touched the order button to pay, he clicked cancel again.

Chen Miao thought of the other two roommates in the dormitory. Brother Miao was very happy today, and he had a share in the meeting. He added four orders to the two orders, set a timed delivery, and clicked to pay.The faces of the impoverished trio from the e-sports club even flashed through his mind. Finally, he thought that the sophomore dormitory was in the next building, which was too far away, so he chose to give up.

It was already bright outside, and the sun shone in through the window of the balcony. The golden light shone on Chen Miao's half of the bed and the table. It was still 10 minutes before six o'clock. A 3-minute short film starts playing.

Eight large characters flew in the center of the screen: Authentic French Deep Kissing Teaching.

The hero and heroine in it didn't even go through the plot, they just kissed when they came up. The demonstration was a foreign couple, and the voice-over commentator also spoke English.Chen Xueba said that there is no pressure.

As soon as the 3-minute video was over, he clicked on the all-purpose mobile phone memo and began to write: the first step is to touch the lips and tongue; the second step is to move appropriately; the third step is to hug each other; the fourth step is to give the object A sweet smile.

Chen Miao was in trouble, but he smiled and said, asking for "sweetness" is difficult for others, he frowned and thought for a while, and made a modification: the fourth step, after the end, the accepting party needs to pout and show cuteness. Unlimited times, praise the attacker, if the attacker is satisfied, you can send a kiss request.

Typing these words, Chen Miao frowned, and thought to himself, it's really a disadvantage to be the attacker, he has to take the initiative in the first three steps, and the little prince of Magic Fairy Castle just needs to enjoy it passively.

He sighed, hey, I hope Yanyan can be content!

Seeing that the time was almost up, Chen Miao pressed the share button and sent it to Bai Yan.

As the WeChat notification sounded, the alarm clocks of the three people in the dormitory rang, and at the same time, the door of 5304 also rang, and someone knocked on the door outside, shouting: "Hi, your The takeaway is here!"

Chen Miao walked over to open the door, the delivery man handed him the things, said hello, and ran away in a hurry. There were still many orders to be delivered, so there was no delay.

There was a bit of movement around, Bai Yan opened his eyes in a daze, fumbled a few times with his hands, but didn't touch anyone, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief, turned over, picked up the phone beside him, there was an unread WeChat message.

While yawning, he clicked on it, and after seeing the content clearly, his half-open mouth froze.

[Chen Miaomiao: French deep kiss strategy is ready, remember to save and check. 】

The following is the sharing of the mobile phone memo. It lists four points. After reading the first three points, he thinks there is no problem. When it comes to the fourth point, the veins on the forehead are throbbing. This is definitely added by Chen Miaomiao himself.

Bai then typed a reply.

[I don't want to recite classical Chinese: What was the original fourth step? 】

[Chen Miaomiao: These are the original words, I have not changed them. 】

[I don’t want to recite classical Chinese: Tell the truth, otherwise you won’t be allowed to hold my hand, hug me, or kiss me in the future. 】

[Chen Miaomiao: Ask both parties to smile sweetly at each other. 】

After Chen Miao sent it, she stared at the dialog box on the phone screen, remembered the question from Baidu just now, and thought it was too right, and then she woke up and started to lose her temper, play with her temper, and act like a baby in disguise.

He thought, ah, the words are so cute, as expected of my wife, moved his fingers, and added on WeChat.

[Seckill: Come down quickly, my husband bought you delicious food. 】

[Prince of Magic Fairy Castle Bai Yanyan: What's delicious? ! 】

[Second kill: shredded chicken porridge, soy milk and vegetable buns. 】

[Prince of Magic Fairy Castle Bai Yanyan: Why is it so bland, I want to eat heavy oil and spicy food! 】

[Seckill: Don't make trouble, I asked the doctor, after XX, you should pay attention to your diet, otherwise you will fall into the root cause of the disease in the future. 】

[Prince of Magic Fairy Castle Bai Yanyan:?How can we have XX? 】

[Seckill: Baby, I want to kiss your pouty little mouth. 】

【Prince of Magic Fairy Castle Bai Yanyan:...】

Seeing him turn over and get out of bed in a hurry, Chen Miao nodded with satisfaction, and Gao Zan's answer was really reliable.That brother left a message at the end. From the experience of those who have been there, there is no problem that cannot be solved by forced kissing and verbal teasing. If it cannot be solved, it will come back a million times.

In the light of Prince Moxianbao, Huang Dongdong and Zhao Yulin rushed over after washing, and took away their own breakfast. The prince himself was imprisoned by Brother Miao, moved a stool, and ate together.

Because Chen said with righteousness and reason, "I consulted relevant experts, couples who don't sit together for breakfast after XX will definitely cheat on their wives in the second year, and their husbands will be bald."

Bai Yan: "... Which expert is so authoritative?"

Chen Miao smiled triumphantly, "The horoscope is a marriage fortune-telling name—Master Qian."

Bai Yan: "..."

Classmate Bai was speechless, and asked after a while: "Is the consultation fee expensive?"

Chen Miao: "It's free."

Bai Yan: "Ah, how is it possible? Don't fool me."

Chen Miao: "After Master Qian gave me a bunch of data sheets, I analyzed them carefully and came to a conclusion, and he didn't show up in the end, so it's free."

Bai Yanhan, these days, scammers are also paying attention to big data analysis. I guess it's not that they don't charge money, but they have an attitude. After the consultant can't understand the data, they take the initiative to ask. I didn't expect to run into Chen Miao.

Bai Yan silently put wax on Master Qian.

Chen Miao reached out to lift the lid of the porridge, and the salty and delicious smell of shredded chicken wafted out. Classmate Bai sniffed his nose lightly, and it was quite fragrant. Chen Miao took off the spoon and put them together in front of him, asking in a low voice: " Do you have the strength to eat by yourself? Do you want me to feed you?"

Bai Yan refused expressionlessly: "No, thank you."

Chen Miao disapproved: "Don't be brave, your hands are shaking."

Bai Yan: "I'm mad at you."

After failing to unlock the feeding benefits, Chen Miao continued his efforts, took out his phone, and asked for his opinion, "Let's eat while watching the video."

Bai Yan swallowed the porridge in his mouth, nodded, "What are you looking at?"

Chen Miao came over, "French deep kissing teaching or Chinese deep kissing teaching, you choose one."

Bai Yan choked on a mouthful of porridge, coughed violently, and his face gradually turned red. Chen Miao quickly stretched out his hand and patted his back to relieve him, and even poured a glass of water for him.

Classmate Bai took a sip before regaining his composure, and gave him a reproachful look. It's early in the morning, what are you doing!

Chen Miao suddenly said, "You don't want to choose, but you want to watch the two together?"

Bai Yan supported his forehead, got a headache, pushed the phone away, put another bowl of porridge in front of him, and said in a fierce tone: "Drink the porridge, I don't look at anything, just watch you."

Chen Miao paused, and the left corner of his mouth raised uncontrollably. Sure enough, in Yan Yan's eyes, he was perfect and attractive. He was a little ashamed for the first time, and quickly leaned over, kissed Bai Yan, and then retracted.

While stirring the shredded chicken porridge in the bowl with a spoon, the boy said in a low voice, "Honey, I love you the most too."

Classmate Bai blushed and buried himself in the porridge.

The two were still looking at each other, Huang Dongdong and Zhao Yulin tidied up, said hello, and went down to gather first.

Bai Yan glanced at the time, it was ten past six, he immediately speeded up, drinking porridge, slurping soy milk and eating steamed buns, Chen Miao speeded up after seeing this.

The young boys moved very quickly. They finished their breakfast in less than 5 minutes. Classmate Bai covered his stomach and burped softly, feeling a little full.

Chen Miao took paper to wipe his mouth for him, cleaned up the leftovers on the table, stood up first, and reached out to him.

Bai Yan looked dazed, but opened his hands obediently.

Chen Miao grabbed his waist with both hands, and hugged him with great strength. Bai Yan flew into the air and quickly wrapped his arms around the boy's neck. The next moment, Chen Miao jumped up, holding his ass with his palms, Put people on the table.

Bai Yan breathed a sigh of relief, raised his eyes, Chen Miao's lips were pressed down, and he quickly closed his eyes again.

After parting, Chen Miao lowered his head and squeezed his fingers, then raised his head suddenly, showing a bright smile.

Classmate Bai twitched his eyelashes, held his hand, and buried his face in the boy's arms.

Chen Miaomiao follows the rules every time he does things, but every time it is unexpected.

This man is damn cute!

Chen Miao didn't know the turmoil in Bai's heart, just rubbed his head, and urged in a puzzled way: "You haven't smiled at me yet!"

The emotion in Bai Yan's heart dissipated, he raised his head, grinned his teeth, broke free from his restraint, ran back to his seat, put on his dress jacket, fastened his belt, opened the dormitory door first, turned around, and said happily: "It's going to be late, you hurry up!"

"Yeah." Chen Miao responded, picked up the garbage bag and walked over.

After throwing out the garbage, the two of them drove towards the playground with long legs, hurriedly and slowly, and finally got into the team before Chen Yisheng came. Bai Yan calmed down and the boy next to him silently grabbed his hand and played with it, kneading and rubbing.

Chen Yisheng came today holding the national flag, with a slightly serious face, standing in front of the team and raised his voice and said: "Today is your last rehearsal, let me stress it again, tomorrow's military training performance, our national flag team will not make any mistakes!"

"Yes!" 20 people answered sonorously.

"Now, Bai Yan, Chen Miao, and You Jianing come out!"

The three came out, and Chen Yisheng held the national flag in both hands and handed it to Chen Miao.

Chen Miao took it with both hands, and the three of them turned the training shoes with their heels in unison, and stepped on the ground with a "slap". At the same time, Bai Yan and You Jianing raised their right hands, pinned them to the brows, and performed a military salute.

Only then did Chen Yisheng smile, "Very good, the training was not in vain."

After arranging the three of them, Chen Yisheng turned around and ordered the rest of the people, "Everyone is there, turn right and walk together!"

Instructing everyone to stand behind Bai Yan and the other three, Instructor Chen whistled, "Go straight, one two one one two one..."