Sit on Xueba's lap
Chapter 1 School Start Report Sitting on Thighs
Bai Yan's summer vacation after graduating from high school was very dull. He didn't take an instant trip, and he didn't seriously preview the contents of the textbook. He just stayed at home to sleep, eat, browse Weibo, and play games.
Bai Yan is playing a game that is popular among people of all ages - Glory of Kings.
He repeated the above activities every day, and Ms. Liu Meiling couldn't stand it anymore and called him out every day.
She said: "Move, son, go out with your friends anyway, and mom will give you money."
Bai Yan was unmoved by what he heard, and he said righteously: "Mom, you don't understand this. Playing games can exercise your brain. What can you do when you go out to play? It's still drying outside."
Ms. Liu Meiling was speechless. She always felt that she gave birth to a daughter. No boy would be afraid of the sun, but she had nothing to do with him. What can she do with her own daughter.In addition, he did well in the exam, so he can only let him waste food at home.
In fact, apart from wasting food, Bai Yan once had the idea of making money.
At that time, he saw online that he could earn 30 yuan an hour by playing games with him, so he went excitedly and paid a few hundred so-called membership fees. game.
As soon as she entered the game, the girl with the ID "Tiantian" chose "Angela" in seconds, and she was embarrassed.He just wanted to preselect a top laner position, but all his teammates locked up, leaving only one jungle position.
Bai Yan thought, this game is over, because he can do everything except the jungle position.
Bai Yan had no choice but to choose "Han Xin".His jungler knows it in his heart, not to mention pitfalls, but it's almost the same.
When he gave the opponent a blood, the girl comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay, fight hard later."
Bai Yan faltered a few words to fool the past.As a result, in the next 3 minutes, Bai classmate sent 5 heads in anger. One of the "Tiantian" girls finally beat the enemy to the blood, his hand shook, he missed the right skill, and the enemy ran away.
Bai Yan: "..." In the next second, he quickly shut down the typing and voice channels in the game, begging for a quiet canyon.
Whether the other teammates are calm or not, Bai doesn't know, but he is extremely calm. Whenever he is in a team battle, he can cut to the C position, and if he can't cut it, he can resist the damage of his teammates, which can be regarded as a contribution to the team.
The game went on until the 6th minute, the head count was one-sided, the teammates chose to surrender like-mindedly, and Bai students didn't struggle much, and clicked to surrender.
Bai Yan's final record was 1-8-0.
The "Tiantian" girl blocked him as soon as she quit the game, and left him a message: Where do you go to make money? Isn't it easier than this?I vomited, the food is like this?I advise you to spend less money!
Bai Yan didn't have anything to say, his heart was stuffed.
Bai Yan didn't continue to take orders later, he went to the "master" to get the money back.
Clinker, as soon as he sent out the five words "Can I get a refund?", he was quickly blacked out, leaving him staring at a row of exclamation marks.
"..."
Bai Yan wanted to cry but had no tears. After losing money and money, he had no other thoughts. He played his own game peacefully and waited for the school to start.
Time always flies by, the cicadas and cicadas outside the window gradually ceased to be heard, the weather gradually became cooler, and it was time to report on the admission notice.
Bai Yan was admitted to a local high school.Originally, his grades were difficult in the last two grades, but unexpectedly, he suddenly became enlightened in the second semester of the third year of high school. He took on the posture of hanging his head and stabbing his buttocks, and with a little luck, he touched the tail of this school. Wire.
However, he doesn't like majors very much. He is partial to English majors, and English is the worst one.
When Liu Meiling knew that he was admitted to the English major, let alone how happy she was, she murmured in his ear: "How good is English, all of them are beautiful girls, talk about a girlfriend, bring them back to show to mom. "
Bai Yan was silent, he thought, if it was so easy, why would he be single until now?
Bai Yan didn't spoil his mother's interest, he just nodded, thinking of perfunctory first.
Because Liu Meiling is a more emotional person.For example, now, she held Bai Yan's hand, and she shed tears.
Bai Yan was helpless, he turned around and hugged her: "Mom, if you don't leave, I will be late."
After hearing this, Liu Meiling could only let go, and with tears in her eyes, she watched her son leave with the suitcase and bag on his back.
Bai Yan was going to take the subway, but Liu Meiling was going to drive him off, but he didn't let him go. The school is only an hour away from home, so it's unnecessary.
But now, he regretted it a bit, because the subway was full of people.
The major colleges and universities seem to have made an appointment to report together today. Almost all the trains are students with suitcases and parents who accompanied them.
Bai Yan was so squeezed that he almost rolled his eyes. He used his 1-meter body to hold the suitcase in his hand as hard as possible, preventing it from falling out of his hands.
Unfortunately, while he stabilized the suitcase in his hand, he lost his footing.
As soon as the subway braked, he leaned back according to the inertia, and just when he was about to stabilize himself, someone next to him gave him an elbow. The legs of the person behind froze.
Ten thousand alpacas ran past in his heart, praying devoutly, ten thousand!Don't be a girl!
Allah may have heard it, because as soon as he thought about it, a deep male voice came from behind: "Have you sat enough?"
Bai Yan shuddered and hurriedly stood up. He turned his head in a panic and said, "Brother, forgive me, I didn't mean it."
When he saw this person clearly, he knew he had said the wrong thing.How can this be a big brother, this is obviously a handsome guy.
This boy looks the same age as Bai Yan, and compared to Bai Yan's fair and delicate appearance, his facial features are more three-dimensional, his phoenix eyes are deeper, and he has a temperament that is on the dividing line between men and boys.
In short, in Bai Yan's words, he is really handsome.
The boy didn't say anything when he heard Bai Yan calling him big brother, he just looked up at him, and responded with a low "huh".
Bai Yan smiled and stood aside.The boy didn't say anything, and continued to swipe his phone with his head down.
There were no twists and turns along the way, as soon as Bai Yan arrived at the station, he rushed out with his suitcase.Although he behaved very naturally, only he knew the embarrassment in his heart.
After he got off the subway, he walked a few steps and saw a man and a woman standing in front of him holding the school badge of University A.
The boy was average in appearance, but his height was superior. He was wearing a black suit, which could barely be praised as chic.The girl next to her is really pretty. She is wearing a long red dress, which makes her skin look like jade. She wears light makeup. From a distance, she can tell that she is a beautiful girl. Now that she looks closer, Bai Yan can see her facial features clearly, and she feels even more beautiful. beautiful.
Seeing Bai Yan approaching, both of them smiled at him, and Bai Yan smiled back.
The girl spoke first: "Which major do you major in?"
"English major." Bai Yan replied obediently.
"Ah, that's my direct apprentice, then I'll take you there."
"No need, I can do it by myself."
After Bai Yan heard it, he quickly refused, joking that he was a man, why bother the lady, and he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that the girl looked at him with eyes full of maternal love...
Under Bai Yan's insistence, the girl had no choice but to give up.When she took out her mobile phone and asked for a WeChat ID, Bai Yan didn't refuse, and added without psychological pressure, and then dragged the suitcase and continued forward.
After the friend application was approved, a WeChat message was sent over there: "My name is Lin Li, what's the name of my junior."
After Bai Yan entered his name, he put the phone in his pocket, locked the screen, and continued walking.
The surrounding environment of University A is very pleasant. There are sycamore trees planted on both sides of the road. When the wind blows, the leaves on the trees dance. Bai Yan sniffs his nose lightly, and he can smell a unique fragrance of vegetation.
Not far away is University A.
The first thing that catches the eyes is the stone tablet with the words "A University" written on it, and then the crowded private cars outside the school gate.
Looking at the magnificent team, Bai Yan looked up at the sky, there were so many people wherever he went.
He came here in plain clothes, and quickly walked through the crowd to the report location on the notice.
When I walked to the designated place, I saw a row of tables opposite, and behind each table were two students who were in charge of registration.
Bai Yan found his class and stopped in front of the two girls.These two girls are gentle and gentle, they are the type of girls next door who make people feel very friendly at first sight.
After reading the admission notice and certificates presented by Bai Yan, they took out the sign-in form, Bai Yan signed it and handed it back, and then took back a document bag and a dormitory key.
One of the girls said: "In the file bag are some precautions about the start of school and military training. Remember to read it carefully. This is your key. Your dormitory is 5304. There should be specific mention of dormitory management in the class group before." I won’t go into details about the regulations.”
"Well, thank you senior." Bai Yan smiled back, turned around and prepared to leave.
But was stopped, "Student, add a WeChat."
Bai Yan: "..." Is this the life of a university?Making friends starts with WeChat.
Bai Yan didn't refuse, took out his mobile phone and scanned the code, and just after the application was approved, two girls at the next table suddenly opened the QR code interface and handed it over.
They smiled kindly: "Student, add us too."
Bai Yan was embarrassed: "..."
After scanning the QR code with his dear seniors, he finally got on track with his suitcase and walked to the boys' dormitory building.
The boys’ dormitory and the girls’ dormitory are not on the same side. The girls live in the south, and the boys live in the north. The distance is a bit far, and it takes 20 minutes. run fast.
As we all know, in University A, falling in love is a physical effort.
Countless gay men in love wrote letters of advice, posted on Weibo, and posted on forums, all of which were useless. The leaders waved their hands and refused to accept them. They just said: School is a place to study, and I hope all male students can learn from it. for their own responsibility.
Gay men had nowhere to ask, so they had to give up. At that time, there was a wave of movement in the whole A University.
The environment on the campus of University A is also good, with trees planted on both sides and unknown wild flowers planted on the side of the road. There is also an open-air fountain around the cafeteria, which sprays water all day long, and sometimes there will be one or two rainbows.
Carrying the suitcase, Bai Yan followed the signs, showed his ID to the housekeeper at the door, and was let in.
The boys' dormitory is a four-person room. There are five boys in Bai Yan's class. Unfortunately, Bai Yan is the boy who was separated and lives with boys from other departments.He had no objection, accepted it cheerfully, and obeyed the school's arrangement.
When he walked into the dormitory, he saw that the door was open, and someone had packed it up inside.
There were 6 people in a small dormitory, and two boys were faintly queued outside by their parents. When they saw Bai Yan coming in, they greeted him.
Bai Yan knew that this was his future roommate, so he responded politely.
As soon as Bai Yan put down his schoolbag, he heard footsteps behind him.He thought, the last roommate has come, let's all work together.
He turned his face away to say hello, then opened his mouth slightly and froze.
He knew the boy standing at the door, wasn't he the handsome guy who sat on his lap before? !
Bai Yan is playing a game that is popular among people of all ages - Glory of Kings.
He repeated the above activities every day, and Ms. Liu Meiling couldn't stand it anymore and called him out every day.
She said: "Move, son, go out with your friends anyway, and mom will give you money."
Bai Yan was unmoved by what he heard, and he said righteously: "Mom, you don't understand this. Playing games can exercise your brain. What can you do when you go out to play? It's still drying outside."
Ms. Liu Meiling was speechless. She always felt that she gave birth to a daughter. No boy would be afraid of the sun, but she had nothing to do with him. What can she do with her own daughter.In addition, he did well in the exam, so he can only let him waste food at home.
In fact, apart from wasting food, Bai Yan once had the idea of making money.
At that time, he saw online that he could earn 30 yuan an hour by playing games with him, so he went excitedly and paid a few hundred so-called membership fees. game.
As soon as she entered the game, the girl with the ID "Tiantian" chose "Angela" in seconds, and she was embarrassed.He just wanted to preselect a top laner position, but all his teammates locked up, leaving only one jungle position.
Bai Yan thought, this game is over, because he can do everything except the jungle position.
Bai Yan had no choice but to choose "Han Xin".His jungler knows it in his heart, not to mention pitfalls, but it's almost the same.
When he gave the opponent a blood, the girl comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay, fight hard later."
Bai Yan faltered a few words to fool the past.As a result, in the next 3 minutes, Bai classmate sent 5 heads in anger. One of the "Tiantian" girls finally beat the enemy to the blood, his hand shook, he missed the right skill, and the enemy ran away.
Bai Yan: "..." In the next second, he quickly shut down the typing and voice channels in the game, begging for a quiet canyon.
Whether the other teammates are calm or not, Bai doesn't know, but he is extremely calm. Whenever he is in a team battle, he can cut to the C position, and if he can't cut it, he can resist the damage of his teammates, which can be regarded as a contribution to the team.
The game went on until the 6th minute, the head count was one-sided, the teammates chose to surrender like-mindedly, and Bai students didn't struggle much, and clicked to surrender.
Bai Yan's final record was 1-8-0.
The "Tiantian" girl blocked him as soon as she quit the game, and left him a message: Where do you go to make money? Isn't it easier than this?I vomited, the food is like this?I advise you to spend less money!
Bai Yan didn't have anything to say, his heart was stuffed.
Bai Yan didn't continue to take orders later, he went to the "master" to get the money back.
Clinker, as soon as he sent out the five words "Can I get a refund?", he was quickly blacked out, leaving him staring at a row of exclamation marks.
"..."
Bai Yan wanted to cry but had no tears. After losing money and money, he had no other thoughts. He played his own game peacefully and waited for the school to start.
Time always flies by, the cicadas and cicadas outside the window gradually ceased to be heard, the weather gradually became cooler, and it was time to report on the admission notice.
Bai Yan was admitted to a local high school.Originally, his grades were difficult in the last two grades, but unexpectedly, he suddenly became enlightened in the second semester of the third year of high school. He took on the posture of hanging his head and stabbing his buttocks, and with a little luck, he touched the tail of this school. Wire.
However, he doesn't like majors very much. He is partial to English majors, and English is the worst one.
When Liu Meiling knew that he was admitted to the English major, let alone how happy she was, she murmured in his ear: "How good is English, all of them are beautiful girls, talk about a girlfriend, bring them back to show to mom. "
Bai Yan was silent, he thought, if it was so easy, why would he be single until now?
Bai Yan didn't spoil his mother's interest, he just nodded, thinking of perfunctory first.
Because Liu Meiling is a more emotional person.For example, now, she held Bai Yan's hand, and she shed tears.
Bai Yan was helpless, he turned around and hugged her: "Mom, if you don't leave, I will be late."
After hearing this, Liu Meiling could only let go, and with tears in her eyes, she watched her son leave with the suitcase and bag on his back.
Bai Yan was going to take the subway, but Liu Meiling was going to drive him off, but he didn't let him go. The school is only an hour away from home, so it's unnecessary.
But now, he regretted it a bit, because the subway was full of people.
The major colleges and universities seem to have made an appointment to report together today. Almost all the trains are students with suitcases and parents who accompanied them.
Bai Yan was so squeezed that he almost rolled his eyes. He used his 1-meter body to hold the suitcase in his hand as hard as possible, preventing it from falling out of his hands.
Unfortunately, while he stabilized the suitcase in his hand, he lost his footing.
As soon as the subway braked, he leaned back according to the inertia, and just when he was about to stabilize himself, someone next to him gave him an elbow. The legs of the person behind froze.
Ten thousand alpacas ran past in his heart, praying devoutly, ten thousand!Don't be a girl!
Allah may have heard it, because as soon as he thought about it, a deep male voice came from behind: "Have you sat enough?"
Bai Yan shuddered and hurriedly stood up. He turned his head in a panic and said, "Brother, forgive me, I didn't mean it."
When he saw this person clearly, he knew he had said the wrong thing.How can this be a big brother, this is obviously a handsome guy.
This boy looks the same age as Bai Yan, and compared to Bai Yan's fair and delicate appearance, his facial features are more three-dimensional, his phoenix eyes are deeper, and he has a temperament that is on the dividing line between men and boys.
In short, in Bai Yan's words, he is really handsome.
The boy didn't say anything when he heard Bai Yan calling him big brother, he just looked up at him, and responded with a low "huh".
Bai Yan smiled and stood aside.The boy didn't say anything, and continued to swipe his phone with his head down.
There were no twists and turns along the way, as soon as Bai Yan arrived at the station, he rushed out with his suitcase.Although he behaved very naturally, only he knew the embarrassment in his heart.
After he got off the subway, he walked a few steps and saw a man and a woman standing in front of him holding the school badge of University A.
The boy was average in appearance, but his height was superior. He was wearing a black suit, which could barely be praised as chic.The girl next to her is really pretty. She is wearing a long red dress, which makes her skin look like jade. She wears light makeup. From a distance, she can tell that she is a beautiful girl. Now that she looks closer, Bai Yan can see her facial features clearly, and she feels even more beautiful. beautiful.
Seeing Bai Yan approaching, both of them smiled at him, and Bai Yan smiled back.
The girl spoke first: "Which major do you major in?"
"English major." Bai Yan replied obediently.
"Ah, that's my direct apprentice, then I'll take you there."
"No need, I can do it by myself."
After Bai Yan heard it, he quickly refused, joking that he was a man, why bother the lady, and he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that the girl looked at him with eyes full of maternal love...
Under Bai Yan's insistence, the girl had no choice but to give up.When she took out her mobile phone and asked for a WeChat ID, Bai Yan didn't refuse, and added without psychological pressure, and then dragged the suitcase and continued forward.
After the friend application was approved, a WeChat message was sent over there: "My name is Lin Li, what's the name of my junior."
After Bai Yan entered his name, he put the phone in his pocket, locked the screen, and continued walking.
The surrounding environment of University A is very pleasant. There are sycamore trees planted on both sides of the road. When the wind blows, the leaves on the trees dance. Bai Yan sniffs his nose lightly, and he can smell a unique fragrance of vegetation.
Not far away is University A.
The first thing that catches the eyes is the stone tablet with the words "A University" written on it, and then the crowded private cars outside the school gate.
Looking at the magnificent team, Bai Yan looked up at the sky, there were so many people wherever he went.
He came here in plain clothes, and quickly walked through the crowd to the report location on the notice.
When I walked to the designated place, I saw a row of tables opposite, and behind each table were two students who were in charge of registration.
Bai Yan found his class and stopped in front of the two girls.These two girls are gentle and gentle, they are the type of girls next door who make people feel very friendly at first sight.
After reading the admission notice and certificates presented by Bai Yan, they took out the sign-in form, Bai Yan signed it and handed it back, and then took back a document bag and a dormitory key.
One of the girls said: "In the file bag are some precautions about the start of school and military training. Remember to read it carefully. This is your key. Your dormitory is 5304. There should be specific mention of dormitory management in the class group before." I won’t go into details about the regulations.”
"Well, thank you senior." Bai Yan smiled back, turned around and prepared to leave.
But was stopped, "Student, add a WeChat."
Bai Yan: "..." Is this the life of a university?Making friends starts with WeChat.
Bai Yan didn't refuse, took out his mobile phone and scanned the code, and just after the application was approved, two girls at the next table suddenly opened the QR code interface and handed it over.
They smiled kindly: "Student, add us too."
Bai Yan was embarrassed: "..."
After scanning the QR code with his dear seniors, he finally got on track with his suitcase and walked to the boys' dormitory building.
The boys’ dormitory and the girls’ dormitory are not on the same side. The girls live in the south, and the boys live in the north. The distance is a bit far, and it takes 20 minutes. run fast.
As we all know, in University A, falling in love is a physical effort.
Countless gay men in love wrote letters of advice, posted on Weibo, and posted on forums, all of which were useless. The leaders waved their hands and refused to accept them. They just said: School is a place to study, and I hope all male students can learn from it. for their own responsibility.
Gay men had nowhere to ask, so they had to give up. At that time, there was a wave of movement in the whole A University.
The environment on the campus of University A is also good, with trees planted on both sides and unknown wild flowers planted on the side of the road. There is also an open-air fountain around the cafeteria, which sprays water all day long, and sometimes there will be one or two rainbows.
Carrying the suitcase, Bai Yan followed the signs, showed his ID to the housekeeper at the door, and was let in.
The boys' dormitory is a four-person room. There are five boys in Bai Yan's class. Unfortunately, Bai Yan is the boy who was separated and lives with boys from other departments.He had no objection, accepted it cheerfully, and obeyed the school's arrangement.
When he walked into the dormitory, he saw that the door was open, and someone had packed it up inside.
There were 6 people in a small dormitory, and two boys were faintly queued outside by their parents. When they saw Bai Yan coming in, they greeted him.
Bai Yan knew that this was his future roommate, so he responded politely.
As soon as Bai Yan put down his schoolbag, he heard footsteps behind him.He thought, the last roommate has come, let's all work together.
He turned his face away to say hello, then opened his mouth slightly and froze.
He knew the boy standing at the door, wasn't he the handsome guy who sat on his lap before? !
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