reader he never comes

Lu Xiaohang grabbed the phone and listened to the voice on the phone with an expressionless face. After a long time, he replied silently: "Fu Qifeng is not here, you can call later." Then he hung up up.

He now needs time to be quiet. As for who Jing Jing is, he doesn't know him for the time being.

After keeping his face expressionless for three seconds, Lu Xiaohang couldn't help grinning a big smile.

(*/ω＼*) Oh, Fu Qifeng is his male god Qi Fengye, Fu Qifeng is the great male god who fascinated him every minute, Fu Qifeng is actually the male god he loves so much, Originally, just chatting on QQ made him wish he could do nothing every day, but now the real god is by his side——

Sure enough, the appearance of the Great God is super high, and sure enough, the voice of the Great God is super pleasant, which makes people's ears pregnant every minute. Sure enough, the Great God is the Great God, whether it is Two-dimensional or three-dimensional, they are all male gods.

………………! ! ! ! ! !

Fuck, he is so excited that he can't calm down at all. What should I do? Thinking about the male god is by my side, I am so happy and satisfied, I can't wait to run a full circle, dance a square dance, and finally do another ten or eight pictures Express your excitement with the math paper.

So, the more he thought about it, Lu Xiaohang held a mobile phone and smiled like a fool.

Hehehe giggled for nearly 3 minutes, Lu Xiaohang suddenly remembered something, and he felt very bad all of a sudden.

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck Σ(`д′*ノ)ノΣ(`д′*ノ)ノ——At that moment, these words and expressions were constantly in his head Infinite loop.

...Wait a minute, if Fu Qifeng is the unsealed master of the Classic Literature Network, then what did he do QAQ before?

Lu Xiaohang's mind flashed all the things he had done before, from all kinds of nympho embarrassment to all kinds of dislikes to all kinds of complaints about Fu Qifeng in front of the male god... I really want to hide my face and cry.

Just thinking of how embarrassing he has done in front of the male god, Lu Xiaohang really wants to dig a hole and bury himself in it——

Never come out to meet people again QAQ

How great it would be if time could go backwards, and how great it would be if life could be rewound and fast forwarded like watching a movie!

Otz, but no.

Lu Xiaohang grabbed his hair tangled up, wishing he could bump into a piece of tofu, and his face-changing speed was faster than that... Others looked at him as if he was a snake maniac, and let those who sat close to him Stay far away in an instant... Otherwise, what should I do if I get infected and swell?

Her fine hair was turned into a chicken coop, Lu Xiaohang sat down on the seat in a depressed mood, holding Fu Qifeng's cell phone in his hand, showing the state of 'I'm very bad'.

At this moment, in front of Lu Xiaohang, there seems to be such a storyline that is comparable to the nth greatest tragedy in the world——

Once upon a time, there was a reader who claimed to be a super brain fan. He had a super male god and was an author.

Then one day, this reader was also fortunate enough to become an author, and then one day in a certain month of a certain year, after working hard for a long time, he finally got a reply from the Great God in his message under the Great God.

Then one day, he met his natal male god in reality.

But here comes the point.

This reader, he didn't recognize that person was his male god at all, even though his name was so similar to the male god's pseudonym, even if it gave him a hot feeling, even though the reader always felt that putting this person's face on There was no sense of disobedience in the male god, but he still didn't recognize it.

...Then, here comes the most important question.

Now, this reader accidentally answered the male god's phone call, and what he heard, he knew that this junior whom he had been hating to see was his natal male god who had been brain-dead for so long on the Internet...but he was ashamed in front of the male god So many times, and so clearly showing that he doesn't want to be seen, he even often complains to the male god...

Hehehe, the author, you are definitely cheating on me!

QAQAQAQAQAQ

Lu Xiaohang's whole person was very bad, he felt that the way he got up must be very wrong, otherwise how could he feel the malice from the whole world.

Silently lighting countless candles for himself, Lu Xiaohang remained silent for another 5 minutes, and suddenly jumped up from the chair, almost startling a girl next to her who was browsing the mobile phone forum with her head bowed.

Something seemed wrong, he seemed to have forgotten something, Lu Xiaohang bit his thumb and frowned thinking.

Well, let him think about it.

Lu Xiaohang touched his chin, walking back and forth, he looked like a patient who came out of a mental hospital without taking medicine today, and was so scared that the person who was already far away from him moved his position again. Turn your face away, look away.

After walking back and forth three times, Lu Xiaohang finally remembered what he had forgotten.

... He once uploaded a photo on Weibo. Although the photo is a bit old, the picture of him has not changed much from now. Except for his hairstyle, there should be no big difference in other things. That is to say, if you look at It is very easy to recognize who he is if you see his photo.

And the first contact he had with Kaifeng male god was when the male god sent him a private message telling him to delete the photos.

delete photo...

Delete photos! !

Fuck, doesn't that mean that Fu Qifeng has seen his photo and already knew who he is, and has kept his identity a secret from him... No, maybe earlier, maybe when Fu Qifeng replied to him When I reviewed the book, I knew who he was before replying.

hehe.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The little light bulb in Lu Xiaohang's mind dinged, thinking that was the case.So my heart was full of anger, wishing to grab Fu Qifeng's shoulder and shake, shake, shake, and ask why why why why——

He deeply felt that he was cheated QAQ.

Even if the other party is his male god, it won't work.

My heart is stuffy, I am so happy QAQ.

...So, the already messy hair became even more messy.

When Fu Qifeng came back with a drink, he saw Lu Xiaohang sitting on the seat with his messy hair on his head, clutching his own phone with his mobile phone, showing a state of emptiness.

Fu Qifeng: "..." So, he was only absent for a while, what happened?

Walking up to Lu Xiaohang and sitting down, Fu Qifeng handed the drink in his hand to Lu Xiaohang and shook it in front of Lu Xiaohang. After seeing him come back to his senses, he asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?" After finishing speaking, he put the drink on the In his arms, he also carefully helped straighten his curly hair.

It was rare that Lu Xiaohang didn't pat Fu Qifeng's hand away, but he didn't speak, but puffed up his cheeks, his face was full of unhappiness, and when he thought that Fu Qifeng knew that he was his fan, but he still didn't tell him that he was Kaifeng, So he turned his head and gave Fu Qifeng a hard look——

Although it looks a bit vexatious, after all, I am not a person who likes to show off very much, otherwise, who would tell people that I am that famous so-and-so on the Internet for no reason——

However, Lu Xiaohang is still a bit upset╭(╯^╰)╮

QAQ is his natal male god, so his happy mood still can't overcome the joy of knowing that the male god is by his side.

Lu Xiaohang had already screamed a lot in his heart.

However, although it is very happy to find that the male god is by his side and the distance is so close, he can't immediately show a very stupid look.

Hmph, daring to deceive him is simply too much, he has to pretend to be angry first, otherwise he will think that he has no temper.

This must not work!

"..." Fu Qifeng was baffled and very innocent, he just went to buy some water, "Xiaohang, what's wrong with you?" He asked again.

"Hmph." Lu Xiaohang threw the mobile phone he had been holding onto Fu Qifeng's arms, and said proudly, "You know it yourself."

Fu Qifeng: "..."

Looking down at the mobile phone, Fu Qifeng thought for a while, he didn't log into Q or anything, Lu Xiaohang shouldn't find out that he was unsealed, right?So he continued to look at Lu Xiaohang in doubt.

Lu Xiaohang tilted his head, and stared at Fu Qifeng with big eyes and small eyes, and his heart was bursting with stars, whistling, the male god is by his side ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Trying to restrain himself from wanting to pounce on him for autographs, group photos, and hugs, Lu Xiaohang reminded him in a calm tone: "Hmph, I just answered a call for you."

Hearing this, Fu Qifeng looked down at the phone, and after seeing who the phone number was, he became like this: "..."

It seemed that he had been discovered, and Fu Qifeng felt a little helpless.

Seeing Fu Qifeng's expression, Lu Xiaohang hugged his chest and continued to hum: "Got it. Are you explaining it all at once? Although I'm your brainless fan, there's nothing wrong with it, but I still don't care about you deceiving me." It's not that easy to forgive."

Actually, he wasn't angry, and he was still very, very excited, as if he wanted to pounce on the male god and hug him for a kiss.

That's his natal male god, the one he really wants to stir up trouble with...

(*/ω＼*) Swollen might be angry.

Hearing this, Fu Qifeng turned his head to look at Lu Xiaohang, seeing him trying to put on a look of 'you explain anyway, I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen to you, no matter how much you explain, it's useless' In fact, his eyes have already betrayed him The corners of his mouth curled up in a good mood, and he smiled.

After a while, Fu Qifeng stretched out his hand and pinched Lu Xiaohang's tender cheeks, and under the expression of "the man is so handsome" on the other side's face, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "Will you be in such a noisy place?" say?"

Lu Xiaohang swiped the screen in his heart, "Fucking male god pinched my cheek!" Hearing this, he came back to his senses and coughed twice, moved his gaze away from Fu Qifeng's face, and then noticed What if he didn't hear a word clearly in such a noisy environment, what should he do?

So, he nodded his little head vigorously and said, "Okay then, let's go back and talk."