It's not easy being a master

Shi Yi'an has been a bit annoying recently, not because of anything else. After their store reopened, their business has plummeted. They haven't received much business for more than a year. Now I can't wait to take Lang Shu to the streets to perform.

what?

You said that the business of catching ghosts and eliminating demons is not very prosperous. Is it normal?Then you are completely wrong, the big and small bald guy next door has had a thriving business throughout the last year, almost every three days a small ceremony once a week.Coupled with the fact that Chongmingniao's wealthy couple lived opposite them, Shi Yi'an's side was even more bleak.

"Lang Shu, didn't you say before that their arrival would not affect us? Now that the business has been squeezed to such an extent, tomorrow we can only go to drink the northwest wind together." On Shu's shoulders, he complained.

Lang Shu has recently become obsessed with upgraded online game novels. The open space of the studio has already piled up various novels more than one meter high. While reading the book, he patted Shi Yi'an on the head and said, "No Worry, what about business? It’s not about having a lot of money, it’s about earning something.”

"The problem is that there is no business now." Shi Yi'an pulled the book from Lang Shu's hand, threw it aside, and sat astride him, holding his face in both hands and turned to himself, while ravaging the other party's body. Said the handsome face.

Before Lang Shu could answer, he heard an embarrassing cough coming from the door.

Shi Yi'an reacted very quickly, and got off Lang Shu like the wind, turned to the door, and saw a man and a woman standing at the door, one looking to the left and the other to the right, it was extremely embarrassing.

The guest who came after such a hard time must not be allowed to escape, Shi Yian thought excitedly, he quickly put on a smile, and greeted him with his palms inward, and almost shouted "Master, come in and play".

A man and a woman looked at each other, walked in very cautiously, and then sat on the opposite sofa under Shi Yi'an's warm hospitality.

Lang Shu stood up, made a cup of tea for each of the man and woman, put them on the table, and started reading novels again.

Shi Yi'an glared at him from the corner of his eye, and asked the two of them with a happy face: "I don't know what troubles you two have."

"Cough, cough, it's like this. In fact, in fact, our intercourse is not going well recently." The man murmured for a long time, and finally said it with a red face.

Intercourse... The smile on Shi Yi'an's face was a bit stiff, and Shi Yi'an cleared his throat and said, "My dear, the old Chinese medicine doctor who treats infertility lives upstairs."

"It's not that aspect." The woman hurriedly said, she sighed and said: "Yes, when we are together, we always feel that someone is watching us, which caused us a lot of psychological pressure."

"Oh, I understand, psychological problems." Shi Yi'an pointed to the downstairs, and said, "There is a psychological clinic downstairs, but I don't know the level of his family."

"Master, don't be joking. We are both postgraduates. We were able to come to you because we had tried other methods and were helpless. That's why we rushed to the doctor." The man said.

Shi Yi'an also saw that the other party was really anxious, and finally became serious, he said: "I understand, you two feel that there is something peeping at you two, do you have anything other than that? question."

"It's a big problem." The man felt that he had a stomach full of bitterness when he said this. He said: "Not long after the two of us got married, my wife told me that every time we had sex, I always felt that there was someone else. Watching from the side, I thought she was nervous at first, but now I feel the same way myself, I always feel that there is a pair of warm eyes watching us by our side every time."

"En." Shi Yi replied absent-mindedly. Although he is not a senior celestial master, he has seen countless ghosts, and he has never seen a ghost who likes to spy on other people's sexual affairs.Ghosts who have ideals and pursuits have all gone to learn from Rothen. It would be great to come directly to a ghost press, why are you squatting next to you and spying on you for more than a year.

"This kind of thing has been going on for more than a year. At first we thought it was the two of us who were under psychological pressure, so we saw a lot of psychiatrists intermittently this year. It wasn't until something else happened this year that we realized it. This is definitely not our psychological problem, but that there are unclean things in our house." The man spoke in a clear and orderly manner, not at all nervous like ordinary guests.

"What happened?" Shi Yi'an continued to ask.

Even Lang Shu, who was reading a novel next to him, put the book aside and began to concentrate on listening to the case.

"All the tts we bought were punctured, and the contraceptive pills were turned into vitamins." The man said mysteriously.

-_-#Shi Yi'an expressed concern, are you sure it was done by a ghost? Why do I think it was done by your family's eager parents.

"The two of us suspected at first that our parents did it, and then we quietly installed a camera in the room. In the end, the camera didn't capture anything, and the newly bought TT was still broken." The man said with a long sigh. : "We really don't know what to do. Our new house was bought by two parents with pooled money. Now we are still on mortgage, and it is unrealistic to change the house, so I come to you for help. I hope you can help us."

Shi Yi'an groaned, it wasn't a big case anyway, just charge a few thousand yuan and let it go.

"Okay, according to the charging standard set by my partner, I'll charge you 3000 yuan, throw the money into the wooden box next to it, and we're off." Shi Yian got up and put a roll of talisman paper in his pocket , ready to go.

"Ah?" The young couple glanced at each other, apparently dissatisfied with Shi Yi'an's rule of paying first and then doing things.

Shi Yi'an said: "This is our rule. If you regret it, you can go to other celestial masters. I can't guarantee that they can't solve your case in their dreams."

The young couple finally threw 3000 yuan into the box.

When they were about to leave with the young couple, they happened to pass by Yuantong's house, and saw a fat, oily rich businessman sitting tremblingly on the wooden bench of his house, with his huge fat buttocks hanging down to cover the whole body. The surface of the stool, it seems, can only be described by the word "tsk tsk".

The other party didn't know what to say, and while talking, he excitedly grabbed Yuantong's hand with four big gold rings, but Yuantong dodged it.Yuantong shook his head sternly, ready to get up to see off the guests.

Shi Yi'an followed the young couple to the community where the other party's home is located. This community is not too remote, but it is not a prosperous area. It belongs to the simple style of the community that young people prefer nowadays.

There are two young couples. The male is Wei Cheng and the female is Zhang Ke. They were college classmates before they got married.

Shi Yi'an supported his chin and said to Lang Shu consciously: "Oh, you see, they are really nice. They were classmates in college, and now they are married. If I hadn't met you, I might have found a college classmate, and then we two When I get married and have children, I think it’s wonderful.”

Lang Shu put his arms around his eyebrows and raised his eyebrows slightly and said, "Why do I remember that almost all of your classmates in your college graduation photo are boys, where did you get your girlfriend from?"

Shi Yi'an: "..." Lang Shu just threw the heart of a science and engineering geek on the ground and smashed it into pieces.

Although the young couple's home is not too big, with two bedrooms and one living room, it is clean and simple.Since this dirty thing lingers in the bedroom all year round, naturally there is no need to look at it elsewhere, Shi Yi'an went directly into the bedroom of the two of them.

What's going on with him? After all the investigations, all the investigations ended up on the bed.Shi Yi'an walked around and felt that there was indeed a ghost in the bedroom, but the traces of the ghost were relatively weak. I believe that this ghost should not have been here for a long time.

Shi Yi'an turned his head and asked Wei Cheng: "When was the last time you were in love?"

"Two months ago?" Wei Cheng thought for a while and said uncertainly.

"No wonder, that ghost should not be in your house now, so I can't deal with it. You have to find a way to attract him so that I can help you solve the problem." Shi Yian looked around the bedroom and identified two ghosts. Favorite hiding place.

"Ah? Master, this is not good." Wei Cheng said shyly.

"What's wrong with it? It's time to eat in just a few minutes. You can put the newly bought TT in the bedroom. Let's go out for a meal. After we come back, we will know whether he has been here or not." Shi Yi said in peace, looking at his appearance, he knew that this kid wanted to go somewhere else.

"Oh, so that's the case. All right, I'll go buy it now, what, what else does the master need besides this." Wei Cheng asked.

"Well, give me another fountain pen and some flour." Shi Yi'an moved the bedside table to the side to make room for it.

Shi Yi'an first drew a circle of spells on the front of the bedside table, and then sent the things Wei Cheng bought on the bedside table.Finally, sprinkle the flour evenly on the floor with a sieve.

"You're done." Shi Yi'an clapped his hands and was ready to go out for dinner.

"It's over?" Wei Cheng and Zhang Ke looked at each other, not understanding at all, just casually saying that, is this the end of the matter?

"Let's go eat." Shi Yi'an is not only in a good mood today, but also has a good appetite.They waited until the group had eaten and drank enough before returning home. As soon as Wei Cheng opened the door, Shi Yi'an felt the ghostly aura in the room increase.

"I didn't catch it." Shi Yi'an didn't expect the other party to be quite cunning.

Shi Yi'an went to the bedroom and turned on the light. Wei Cheng and his wife gasped. Small footprints were printed on the flour on the floor. These footprints continued from the chest of drawers to the bedside table, and then stopped at Before casting the spell, the footprints circled around the spell several times, and finally left the bedside table and disappeared.

kid?This thing looks like a sorcerer's imp, a small thing usually used to spy on people*.But this kid doesn't look like a foreigner, but rather like a lurking somewhere in the house.

"What did you put in the chest of drawers?" Shi Yi'an asked, pointing to the source of the offset printing on the chest of drawers.

"No, there are only shirts and other things there except underwear, and nothing else." Zhang Ke walked over and pulled out the drawers on the chest of drawers and put them on the bed.

The husband and wife searched for a long while but couldn't find anything different. Finally, when Wei Cheng was about to tidy up the cabinet, Wei Cheng picked up the drawer, but Shi Yi'an saw the clue, and Shi Yi'an said, "Don't move."

Wei Cheng was really obedient, and immediately froze on the spot, even the action of pulling the drawer didn't change at all.Lang Shu walked over and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be nervous, this is all we want."

While talking, Lang Shu tore a small thing from the bottom of the drawer, Lang Shu looked at the thing in his hand, and said to himself "a small skill", and then threw the thing to Shi Yi'an.

As soon as Shi Yi'an picked it up, he knew that it was made of talisman paper. Although there was a little ghost hidden in it, there was no malicious intent. , although it is said that burning this thing can relieve the troubles of the young couple, but after all, the other party has paid for it, so it is still necessary for the other party to realize some of their true skills.

Shi Yi'an raised his hand, commanded the curtains to close, and then snapped his fingers to turn off the light in the bedroom. Among other things, these two things were enough to surprise the couple.

Shi Yi'an slightly poured some spiritual power into the talisman paper, and the talisman paper gradually showed blue light in the dark bedroom. After a while, a green doll less than [-] centimeters high came out from the talisman paper in Shi Yi'an's hand. It fell out and fell to the ground with a thud.

Originally, as unswerving materialists, Wei Cheng and his wife approached Shi Yi'an with a dubious attitude. Now, their outlook on life and the world have been greatly impacted.

Shi Yi'an shrugged and said: "I understand you, when you asked me to become a master, I actually refused, and then my three views were refreshed in a flash."

The little ghost lying on the ground turned over and saw Shi Yi'an, raised two chubby hands and said, "Don't kill me, I have no malicious intentions."

"Oh, then tell me what you do." Shi Yi said in peace.

The little ghost hesitated for a long time before saying: "Actually, I am waiting for reincarnation."

"reincarnation?"

"Well, I've been waiting since they got married, and there's been no movement until now." This kid is honest enough.

Shi Yi'an simply didn't know what words to use to describe it, and after a long while, he could only say: "Okay."

"You mean you've been squatting by the bed and looking at us since we got married?" Wei Cheng finally couldn't bear it anymore, who can bear this, the thought of this kid squatting beside his bed with excitement , Wei Cheng felt bad all over.

The kid said very shyly, "Dad."

Wei Cheng almost jumped up in shock at the sound of his father, and shouted as if his foot was stepped on: "Who is your father, don't bark."

"Sooner or later." The kid couldn't understand Wei Cheng's panic at all, and said in a low voice.

Shi Yi raised his forehead, logically speaking, the little ghost's behavior is completely in line with the regulations of the underworld. If he breaks up the opponent, it is obviously unfair to the little ghost, but he cannot be allowed to continue peeping here.

"You don't have to feel embarrassed, before you were reincarnated, you did a lot of things." Shi Yi'an patted Wei Cheng on the shoulder and said.

Wei Cheng asked with black lines all over his face: "Are you trying to comfort me? Why do I feel more embarrassed than before."

"Actually, it is impossible for you to feel the existence of little ghosts under normal circumstances. It's just that the two of you have lighter horoscopes, so you are more sensitive to these things. I will give you two talismans, which will not only reduce your perception of ghosts It can also protect you from being harassed by other little ghosts." Shi Yi said in peace.

"Then what about him." Wei Cheng still held on to the kid.

"Beat until the soul flies away." Shi Yi'an said firmly.

"Don't." Hearing what Shi Yi'an said, before the little ghost was in a hurry, Zhang Ke became anxious first, and hurriedly said: "It's not a big deal, just drive him away, it's really serious."

"That's right, I also think there is no need to be so strict, just drive them away." Wei Cheng said.

"It's fine, anyway, you are customers, I will drive him away according to your wishes." Shi Yi'an rolled the yellow talisman paper in his hand, and the flames licked the talisman paper away.The little ghost on the ground also began to lighten in color as the talisman paper dissipated, and finally disappeared into the air.

The second time I snapped my fingers, the warm yellow light in the bedroom came on, none of the four people in the room spoke first, after a long silence, Zhang Ke was the first to speak: "Well, what's the matter with this talisman. "

Shi Yi'an clapped his hands and said, "Maybe it's the childbirth amulet requested by the parents of the two of you. That's fine, it's not a big deal. After the matter is settled, we have to go back."

"Master, thank you very much." Zhang Ke and Wei Cheng are really grateful.

Shi Yi'an waved his hand and said: "Don't thank me, business transactions, money and money. If there is nothing else, we will leave."

After Shi Yi'an bid farewell to the young couple, he entered the elevator with Lang Shu, and just as the elevator door closed, the kid from before had already appeared in the corner of the elevator, squatting greenly there.

"Hey, let me tell you that these two people are not bad. If it were someone else, they would have asked me to beat you to death." Shi Yi'an comforted.

The kid didn't speak, and continued to squat beside the elevator and draw circles.

"Okay, okay, I attached your soul to the wedding photo on their bedside. When you go back and peep at their room, as long as your eyes aren't so intense, they won't notice." Shi Yi'an said .

Keep drawing circles.

Shi Yi'an continued to comfort: "In the future, don't do such things as piercing TT, it is easy to be discovered, let me tell you, the two of them are already at this age, if they don't have children, their parents will probably come to help you piercing Now, don't worry about it."

Before responding, Shi Yi'an rubbed his chin, thinking about what to say in his heart to comfort this little thing whose heart was hurt so much.

At this time, a silent Lang Shu spoke, and Lang Shu said: "The two of them haven't had anything for more than two months, and they settled the matter today, and they must be impatient to have sex. You won't look at it." point?"

Before Lang Shu could finish his sentence, the little green meat ball disappeared after a search.

Shi Yi'an: "..."

Lang Shu smiled lightly and said, "When you speak, you will never be able to grasp the point."