It's not easy being a master

For traitor/love, Shi Yi'an said, Lang Shu, your level of modern Chinese is really getting higher and higher, and you have learned to use such advanced words.Is rape/love used in this way?The word rape/love should have been used three years ago.

Three years ago, Shi Yi'an was just an ignorant sophomore. At that time, he was still very naive. At that time, he didn't know what picking up soap was, and what was meant by a quilt for a lifetime.

At that time, Zhang Ke, who lived in the same dormitory with Shi Yi'an, was a habitual criminal who pretended to be 13. He usually ran the train with his mouth full of the truth, and always claimed that he had a particularly awesome cousin. He was used to pretending to be 13. Everyone No one took this matter to heart.

Until a certain Singles' Day, a few people in their dormitory went out to drink, but they had conflicts with a group of local gangsters.In normal times, if a few disadvantaged students encountered this kind of thing, they would probably give in and let the matter pass.

But the few people present at that time were all drunk, and the two sides got into a fight. At that time, the other party stopped talking and wanted to break the legs of several of them.Just when the sword was on the verge of breaking out, Zhang Ke's cousin appeared on the stage. He was young, but he had a good trick. He dismissed the other party with a few words, and invited the group of people to enjoy the fun as the owner of the pleasure.

Enjoyment, what kind of place is that? Only the big names in the city can go there. It is said that the waiters who serve the dishes inside look like starlets. conquered.

Of course, Shi Yi'an only found out about this later, because at that time he was drinking too much. Shi Yi'an couldn't hold alcohol, but the wine was good. Buddha-like.Wu Hao walked over to him and asked, "Student, are you okay?"

Shi Yi'an waved his hand and said: "I'm fine, let me tell you a joke. Two chemists went to a restaurant for dinner. One of them said, give me HtwoO, and the second said, Give me HtwoOtoo. So the second The chemist is dead, hahahahahaha."

Until later, Shi Yi'an firmly believed that Wu Hao fell in love with him because of this.Fuck, how short of a joke are you in your life to fall in love with someone because of such a boring joke.

As an otaku of chemistry department, Shi Yi'an's only hobby is playing games, so he didn't realize at the time that Wu Hao ran to the school to find them all day long, just to pick up soap with him.He also followed other people in the dormitory, calling Wu Hao one brother at a time. Now that I think about it, I was really stupid and naive at that time.

Later, when Shi Yi'an celebrated his birthday, Wu Hao invited Shi Yi'an out for dinner alone, and confessed his love to Shi Yi'an in his luxury car after the meal.Shi Yi'an, who has been stupid for a long time, finally understands that this world can not only be lucky with peach blossoms, but also lucky with chrysanthemums!

So in order to keep his own chrysanthemum, Shi Yi'an and Wu Hao started a chrysanthemum defense battle in the small car. Wu Hao finally released Shi Yi'an.The last words he said to Shi Yi'an were: "Don't let me see you again, or you will bear the consequences."

"Well, that's it." Shi Yi'an roughly told Lang Shu about the two of them, and continued, "Before I came, I was afraid that he would let his subordinates pour cement on me and sink me to the moat. Fortunately, he Forget what he said."

Lang Shu: "..."

Shi Yi'an: "Well, what is your expression?"

Lang Shu shook his head, touched Shi Yi'an all the way and said, "It's nothing, I just think it's really good that you are like this."

What kind of IQ would listen to a sentence of love that is deeply affectionate and a malicious threat?

Afterwards, under the leadership of the secretary, the two people also looked at the places where the other two murders took place. As expected, there was also no sign of the existence of a soul.Although it has been determined that the other party must have taken the victim's soul through Soul Eater, they still don't know anything about the murderer's content.

Shi Yi'an was so helpless that he squatted there and sighed deeply. It had not been three days since the last dead person, and the other person should not come out to look for food in a short time, so they should still have enough time to investigate.

The number of guests in Hen Le has gradually increased. Shi Yi'an glanced at his watch and found that it was time to feed Lang Shu.He stood up and said, "Let's go, let's have fun and eat at the restaurant."

"Huh? Don't you have no money?" Lang Shu raised his eyebrows and asked.In fact, Lang Shu can ask this kind of content, and Shi Yi'an still feels quite heartwarming. After all, for Lang Shu, money has no value at all. He will ask, at least to show that he cares about himself, Shi Yi. Ann now has a feeling that this child has not been raised in vain.

Shi Yian opened the menu again after three years, and when the time came, he felt that his brain was beating. Damn, all the dishes had more than doubled. It was like the rhythm of robbery, although he had already made up his mind It was about to break the can, but he didn't intend to smash the can into slag.But after thinking about it, it seems quite embarrassing to close the menu and leave in this situation.

Lang Shu couldn't understand the swashbuckling English words on it. He just skimmed through the recipe and threw it aside. He sat there staring at the cutlery on the table for a while, and suddenly grabbed a small table knife. In his hand, he played with it seriously.

The waiter watched Lang Shu's behavior, and unconsciously curled his lips to express his disdain.He is handsome, but he is also a bumpkin.

Seeing this situation, Shi Yian felt a little uncomfortable, suppressed the anger in his heart, knocked on the table to signal the waiter to recover, and started to order.Although he enjoys himself to the point that the cook has a very high level, but looking at the current situation, this meal will never go well.After the waiter left, Lang Shu suddenly turned the knife around and handed the handle to Shi Yi'an.

"You smell."

"Didn't wash it?" Shi Yi'an took the table knife that Lang Shu handed over suspiciously, put it under his nose and smelled it, but there was no smell at all.

"Don't smell with your nose." Lang Shu stretched out his hand and scratched Shi Yi'an's nose.

Shi Yi put the table knife in front of his nose again, and a mixed smell of corpse, sandalwood, and perfume seemed to pour into Shi Yi'an's nasal cavity. Although it was not strong, it made Shi Yi'an suddenly feel an itchy throat , retched.

"I'll go, what did this knife cut, why is it so disgusting." Shi Yi'an threw the knife on the table with a flick of his hand, covering his mouth and suppressing his rolling stomach.

Lang Shu took the knife back and rang to instruct the waiter to change the knife. He said, "You don't remember the master of ceremonies in the hotel who organized everyone to sign the life and death certificates."

Shi Yi'an thought about it for a while, and only remembered that the woman was very beautiful, but she was very beautiful, no matter what Shi Yi'an thought, she couldn't recall what the woman looked like.

"It's her. We all remember such a woman, but no one remembers what she looked like. This situation is very abnormal. And at that time, she had this kind of fragrance on her body, which was very strong. I'm afraid she used this fragrance at that time. To cover up the smell of corpses on her body." Lang Shu said

"What do you mean, she might be the one who designed us into the game." Shi Yi'an came to the spirit and asked excitedly.

Lang Shu nodded: "It's very possible, and I can conclude that she must be living here."

"Then it's easy to deal with. Just find out where she is now. We almost fed the corpse king. I must spoil her pretty little face." Shi Yi'an made a face with her palm The act of splitting.

"The smell you smell is not the smell of her body, but the smell of her soul. It can't be smelled with a good nose." Lang Shu looked at the waiter who was coming here with a plate and said, " What’s more, I think eating is more important.”

After the two had dinner, they walked back to the office.Shi Yixing and Lixiao hadn't left yet, and the lights in the office were still on, so Shi Yi'an pushed the door open and went in.

"Yi Xing, Li Xiao, I have something very important to tell you... Fuck, if you want to do something, please bear with me, your double bed is coming back soon, don't dirty my sofa That's it." Shi Yi'an covered his face with one hand and teased, "You two are so virtuous, and you still waste my money to buy two beds."

Shi Yixing kicked Li Xiao to straighten his already neat collar, and changed the topic: "Do you have anything to tell us."

Shi Yi'an originally wanted to continue teasing, but when he looked up and saw Shi Yi's sinister smile, he decided to skip the previous topic and get down to business: "I think the person who cheated us in the hotel might be the female emcee, and that woman might having fun."

"Well, that's not right. Didn't you all go to have fun and recommend yourself? Why did it become an investigation? Have you succeeded in your business?" Shi Yixing expelled Dawn from sitting on his sofa, and returned with a cup on the sofa.

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Shi Yi'an felt a headache. He raised his hand and rubbed his swollen temples, and said wearily: "This matter is too complicated to explain in one word. The business will definitely not be done, but things still need to be dealt with." of."

"Are you going to be a white worker again?" Shi Yixing knew his cousin too well.

Shi Yi'an thought for a while and said, "It's not a white job, it should be a debt repayment."

"What kind of debt is it? It's so valuable."

Shi Yi'an just shook his head and didn't speak. He felt that this should be regarded as a debt of love.

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In the early morning of the second day, Shi Yi'an was woken up by a phone call before he had had enough time with Duke Zhou. Shi Yi'an looked at the string of phone numbers in a daze, and felt that he had seen this phone number somewhere.

"Hi, hello." Shi Yi'an rubbed his nose and answered the phone.

"Yian, I'm Wu Hao."

"Ah, brother." Shi Yi'an had a dream last night, it was all about his dream when he was in college, so after hearing Wu Hao's voice, he directly called out the name he only called many years ago.

Hearing this address, Wu Hao's tone softened obviously, and he said: "Yi'an, you get up and wash up to enjoy yourself now, remember, you have to come alone."