It's not easy being a master

There is no one else here, presumably he should be calling him. As for how the other party found himself at the door, he no longer wants to pursue it. There are too many things in this place that cannot be explained by science.

Under the locust tree in the small courtyard, a young man is lying comfortably on a rocking chair and playing with an iPad. From the corner of his eye, he sees Shi Yian coming in. He rocks the chair and sits up, putting the things in his hand on the low table next to him. superior.He picked up the teapot from the table and filled the two cups and said, "Drink tea."

Next to the low table was another rocking chair, and the tea in the two cups was lukewarm, as if it was specially waiting for his arrival.Shi Yi'an suddenly remembered what his uncle said this morning, and asked, "Can you tell fortunes?"

"I just know a little more than others." Shi Yixing took two sips of tea slowly, put the teacup there, and crossed his bloodless hands on his lower abdomen.

"Uncle said that your health is not very good." Shi Yi'an didn't know what to say, so he just remembered what to say.

After Shi Yixing heard this, he smiled indifferently and said, "There is always a price to be paid for revealing the secrets of heaven."

After speaking, he motioned Shi Yi'an to reach out his hand.

Shi Yi'an stretched out his hand suspiciously, and was held by Shi Yixing's hand, his palm was hot and his fingertips were cold.That feeling made Shi Yi'an tremble unconsciously.

"The career luck is perfect, and the love luck is overwhelming. But..."

Shi Yi'an scored 134 points in the Chinese college entrance examination, and all kinds of answering routines have been professionally trained. Naturally, he can hear it, and the key point is after this turning point.

"There are almost no luck for your descendants. There are two possibilities. One is that you are incompetent, and the other is that you are gay." Shi Yixing continued.

"..." This kid must be joking.

"If it's the former one, I advise you to go to an infertility hospital for early detection and early treatment. Although this kind of treatment cannot reverse your fate of having no successors, it can at least let you enjoy everyone's happiness. You have the right to enjoy the happiness. If it is the second type, you have to face up to your sexuality from now on, after all, you are doomed to have no children and grandchildren, so don't cheat other girls by marriage." Shi Yixing said slowly After this long list of words, he let go of Shi Yi'an's hand and poured tea for himself again, looking exhausted.

Shi Yi'an instantly had a feeling of being played with, and pulled a long face and said: "Shi Yixing, I guess, you must have no friends."

"Each each other."

So the two people who were destined to have no friends replaced wine with tea and had in-depth exchanges on recent culture, economy, entertainment and other topics of common concern. In a friendly atmosphere, they exchanged opinions and reached a consensus.

Although Shi Yixing has lived on the mountain in recent years, in fact, he had been studying in an ordinary school at the foot of the mountain before these years, but he has the ability of divination and foresight. Many times, he predicted it, so he couldn't stand by. .The more he did such leaking things, the shorter his life span was. In the end, my uncle had no choice but to force him to return to the mountain, out of sight and out of mind.After that, he wasn't even allowed to do divination and fortune-telling.

"My eldest aunt couldn't bear the loneliness in the mountains, and my uncle's dullness. She divorced shortly after giving birth to her eldest brother. My third aunt lived abroad all the year round because of her work. As for me, hey, I was the product of my dad's one-night stand. Little, I thought I was getting fat, and when I found out that I existed, it was too late, so I had no choice but to give birth to me." Shi Yixing sighed.

Shi Yi'an didn't know if he should comfort him after listening.

Shi Yixing, who was still peacefully lying on the rocking chair, sat up suddenly, with a dazed expression on his face, and said, "Something happened to Uncle San."

Shi Yi'an and Shi Yixing stumbled towards the gate of the master's mansion. When they arrived, they saw Wenxiu walking in with her third uncle on her back.The uncle called him as always, and even the younger uncle, who was always out of tune, looked serious.

The third uncle's whole body was covered with blood, and he looked in a mess.Wen Xiu put him on the couch next to the main hall and stepped aside.The uncle put the medicine box on the low table, sat on the side of the couch, first pressed the third uncle's chest, and then looked at the third uncle's face.The third uncle's face was livid, and he coughed from time to time. Dots of blood sprayed out from his mouth and sprinkled on the uncle's blue robe. The blood spots spread like plum blossoms.

"Third Uncle may have injured his trachea or lung, please send him to the hospital." Shi Yi'an was a little panicked, he was afraid that these people would only believe in feudal superstition and Third Uncle would miss the best time for treatment.

"The ambulance is already on its way. Third Uncle is invaded by corpse poison. If you can't get rid of the corpse poison first, you won't be able to survive even in the hospital." Shi Yixing pulled Shi Yian away, away from Third Uncle, Uncle and uncle left enough room for rescue.

The younger uncle took out a talisman and stuck it on the third uncle's chest. After reading something silently, the words on the talisman began to flash, and the talisman slowly melted into the third uncle's chest.

"The corpse poison is very powerful." The uncle said as he touched the sweat on his forehead.

"I know, the third brother has already taken the emergency corpse poison pills, and he still has such a big reaction, it seems that he has met a powerful old guy." The uncle put his hand on the third uncle's shoulder and lifted him The whole person turned over and tore off his clothes.

On the third uncle's back was a huge dry palm print, and Shi Yi'an could even see the black and purple smoke rising from the paw print.The uncle took a white bag, and he didn't know what was in it, so he covered the palm print, and the bag began to change color slowly.

"What's the situation." Shi Yi'an felt like a goose now, not to mention helping, he didn't even know what they were doing.

Shi Yixing coughed twice, sat on the stool with a pale face and replied: "My father sealed Sanbo's heart veins with talisman paper to prevent the corpse poison from invading the heart veins, and now uncle is using glutinous rice to drug Sanbo. "

"Then, what happened to third uncle?"

"He came back in time, and basically there are no major problems, but the corpse poison cannot be completely exhausted. With the third uncle's cultivation, it must not be easy to beat him into such a zombie, and only grandpa can match him." I have resisted." Shi Yixing coughed twice again while speaking.

Shi Yi'an saw that the third uncle's face had begun to improve, and he relaxed a little bit.

Not long after, the sound of an ambulance came from outside. Several medical staff rushed in and carried the third uncle into the ambulance. The uncle followed the car and left, leaving the younger uncle to guard the house.

"Don't they think it's abnormal here?" Shi Yi'an watched the ambulance's siren blaring and left, his face full of disbelief.

The younger uncle is completely different from the usual foolishness, staring at the trees at the door with sharp eyes, and after hearing Shi Yi'an's question, he chuckled and said: "It's just a trick, you go back to Siweiju, tonight , no matter what happens outside, you are not allowed to come out, do you hear me?"

"Oh."

"You have to promise me that you will never come out."

Looking at the third uncle's expression, it didn't look like he was joking, so he could only stretch out three fingers and say, "I promise."

As the sun set, the third uncle came to Siweiju again, first to make sure that Shi Yi'an hadn't gone out, and then repeatedly asked Yun Mo to pay attention at all times tonight.Even a dull person like Shi Yi'an understood that something big is going to happen tonight.

Although he couldn't help much, he still couldn't help being a little confused. He took a book of symbols and sat in a daze by the window until nine o'clock, when the wind started to blow outside.The strong wind blows the garbage in through the window and falls on Shi Yi'an.

Shi Yi'an picked up the things on his body, only to find that it was a piece of talisman paper, which was much more complicated than the ones he had drawn. What was even more strange was that the talisman paper was heavy in his hand, and the content painted with cinnabar on it was actually shadowed. shine.

He folded the talisman and put it in his pocket, and closed the window.He woke up too early this morning, and he was already a little tired. Shi Yian went to the bathroom to take a bath. He was only halfway through the bath when he heard the high-frequency bells outside the house. The bells became more and more urgent and louder.

Shi Yi'an rushed out of the bathroom with a head full of foam, hurriedly put on a pair of pants and ran outside. When the two touched the door latch, he remembered that he had promised his third uncle that he would never go out.There was an abnormal stench coming from the yard, and a low hooting panting.Picked Shi Yi'an's curiosity to the highest level.

Shi Yi'an looked out through the window, there was no light outside, it was pitch black, only two red dots.Shi Yi'an took two steps back, turned off the light in the room, and now a shadow appeared outside. The thing was on all fours, but its figure was somewhat human-like.It seems to be bound by something in the middle of the yard.

The thing waved its front paws left and right, and the sound of the bell began to fade away. The monster made a forward movement, and actually rushed towards the door.Shi Yi'an's heart suddenly quickened.

A figure flashed out from the opposite room, and wrestled with the monster. Relying on the glimmer of light in the darkness, he identified it carefully, and it turned out to be Yun Mo.

At this time, Yun Mo was no longer the child he was before, but a young man with a height of more than eight feet.There was a slight blue light in his palm, and it seemed that a house spirit like Yun Mo should be more than enough to deal with ordinary ghosts, but it was also extremely strenuous to meet the current monster.

Yun Mo was knocked into the air several times by the opponent, and it was obvious that his physical strength began to run low.

Shi Yi'an knew that his abilities were limited, and he had more energy than he wanted, and the knuckles of his hand holding the door bolt were slightly white.After the monster outside the door overturned Yunmo again, it rushed towards the door of the main room.Shi Yi'an felt that the glass on the door and window began to shake violently.In desperation, Shi Yi'an crouched down with his head in his arms, and within a short while, the glass of the doors and windows was shattered, and the debris was sprayed into the room from the outside and scattered all over the place.

Fortunately, Shi Yi'an squatted behind the wooden door early, otherwise, if sprayed by these glass shards, it would probably become frosted.

With no barriers indoors and outdoors, the stench became more pronounced. Shi Yi'an was familiar with that smell. A mixture of ammonia and hydrogen sulfide. Things that can contain these two gases can only be rotting corpses. .

It turned out that the third uncle was injured by this guy.

But this guy is brave enough to find Shi's house.Shi Yi'an regretted it a little now, if he had known about it, he would have asked Third Uncle more about it, and if nothing else, at least save his life.

Shi Yi'an's palm suddenly touched a hard object in the pocket next to him.

The talisman that was blown in by the wind before?

Shi Yi'an took out the talisman paper and pinched it in his hand. His forehead was covered with glistening sweat beads. He wanted to take a few breaths to calm down, but the smell of corpses was really disgusting.Holding his breath, he looked at the talisman paper in his hand, and in the darkness, he could only vaguely see a certain character written on the talisman paper.

The monster was so powerful that it flew the door panel and Shi Yi'an with it.Shi Yi'an bumped into the table behind him and fell down, feeling that his spine was about to be broken by such a huge impact.

ho ho.The monster stopped at the door, the skin on his face had rotted and turned brown, and a pair of red eyes looked at Shi Yi'an, revealing greed and bloodlust.Shi Yi was a little flustered, he wasn't sure if he could handle such a scene.

What to do, Shi Yi'an is now in a cold sweat, the hand holding the talisman paper is sweaty, and the talisman paper that was originally soft is almost soaked into a ball.

Yun Mo tumbling in from outside the house, stood in front of Shi Yi'an and said: "I'm blocking, you run outside, run to find the third young master."

As a result, the monster didn't care about Yunmo at all, and rushed towards Shi Yi'an behind Yunmo.In desperation, Shi Yi'an threw the talisman paper towards the monster, and the talisman paper crumpled and stuck to the monster's body.

The monster was fixed there in a posture about to attack.

"Fixed body talisman?" Yun Mo didn't have much time to react, he took Shi Yi'an's hand and ran towards Siwei Ju, but after a while, the ho-ho panting and the strong smell of corpses lingered come up.

In the Peach Blossom Forest, Shi Yixing and Third Uncle are rushing towards Siweiju.When Shi Yi'an saw those two people, he saw the savior and shouted: "Help me".

The third uncle's hand flashed, and a pink talisman ran out like lightning. The monster behind him wanted to run away when he saw the third uncle, but the talisman was faster, as soon as it touched the monster's body , and a raging flame was ignited, much faster than the fire that Shi Yi'an burned in the study before.

The monster howled and was burned into a ball of ashes, and Shi Yi'an, who was a few steps away, looked at Shi Yi'an in a daze.