It's not easy being a master

"Boss, they have fooled my little brother, and I don't know where they got my latest custom-made darling."

"You look so informal, don't use words like 'le' and 'la' as the end of the sentence, it sounds too bad." The man leaned on a couch made of mahogany, while playing with the said the snuff bottle.

"Oh." The five-year-old man rubbed his head in embarrassment and responded.

"Talk about what you just said in detail."

"A few years ago, my subordinates took in a Bai family member to help them raise a little ghost. Although the man's spiritual power was low, the little ghost he raised was very qualified. But unexpectedly, his spiritual power was crippled by a celestial master. People are becoming stupid now."

"Let's talk about the main point." It's just that one or two younger brothers have been lost, and it's not worth reporting it specially. There must be something else.

"The person who made the move was from a teacher's family, but his spiritual power is strong, but he is a novice. It is said that he just came down from the mountain recently. However, there is a man with him, who is very powerful. The subordinates can be sure that he is definitely not human, but the specific What it is, we don't know."

Hearing this sentence, the man became interested, held the snuff bottle in his palm, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What are the characteristics of that man?"

The man rubbed his nose, and said shyly but sincerely, "He looks very handsome and has a good taste."

man:"……"

Dominating the world with such subordinates seems to be really a technical job...

"This subordinate has a photo." The man suddenly remembered something, took out the photo from his bag and handed it over with both hands.

In the photo above, a man is wearing a suit and sitting in a car. He rests his chin on the back of his hand with one hand. He doesn't know what to say to the person in front of him, but his eyes casually glance towards the direction of the camera.

"Thousands of years have passed so quickly, one life after another is so fast." The man looked at the photo with his head turned slightly, holding his temple with his slender fingers, as if he was lost in memory.

The following people discussed in whispers.

"This guy's secondary illness has occurred again, and he probably forgot to take his medicine."

"Why did he forget to take the medicine? He simply gave up treatment."

It took a while for the man to come back to his senses, and he asked lazily, "Is this man in black following the man in front all the time?"

When the man pointed at Shi Yi'an, his face was full of disgust. In the photo, Shi Yi'an was sitting on the co-pilot eating pancakes. He didn't know what he heard, and his teeth were about to leak out of his smile.

"Ah, yes."

"It seems that Emperor Shu has not fully recovered, tell the people below." The man suddenly crushed the snuff bottle in his hand, the powder fell out from between his fingers and sprinkled on the carpet in front of the couch, he smiled Yue Yue, "Get rid of that teacher's family, the sooner the better, get rid of him, and I don't know when Emperor Shu will wake up next time."

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When Shi Yi'an came to He Xiangu's house again, he only saw He Xiangu get in a small car and drive away.

"Follow her and see who she is going to deceive again." Shi Yi'an said.

The car didn't drive fast, Fang Qing followed the car all the way to the nearby Li Village, Li Village is not like Liuhe Village, it is a small village, every factory in their village is full of gold, and anyone who pulls it out is a local tyrant .

When Shi Yi'an was on the road, he had been tearing up the talisman paper with his hands, and finally he tore out one that he was satisfied with.Although this thing looks like it has been chewed by a dog, it can still be vaguely recognized that Shi Yi'an tore out the shape of a villain.As soon as He Xiangu got out of the car, Shi Yi'an threw the little yellow man out of the car. As soon as the little yellow man landed, Li Yu immediately stood up and chased He Xiangu away.

"What is that?" Fang Qing looked at the running minion and wanted to stand up excitedly, but was pulled back by Shi Yi'an and sat back on his seat.

"Don't get excited," Shi Yi said safely.

Although the little yellow man is just a piece of paper, he moves quite fast. He quickly caught up with He Xiangu, then climbed up along the legs of He Xiangu's trousers, and finally climbed to the position of He Xiangu's vest. up, and then disappeared.

"My first husband is the heir of the five generations of the teacher's family. Although my wife, I can't get all his true biography, I can still learn from him." The voice of He Xiangu suddenly echoed in the car, it seems that the little yellow man has worked.

Shi Yi'an gritted his teeth and said, "This dead old woman has used my teacher's family as a cover to deceive people again."

"Take me to see your patients first."

Afterwards, it was He Xiangu's usual tricks to deceive people. First, she bluffed, saying that she was haunted by evil spirits, and then she began to communicate with the so-called gods. Finally, she asked the victim's family to throw the wrapped red envelopes in the nearby bushes , used to dismiss nearby imps.As soon as Shi Yian heard it, he knew what Aunt He Xiangu was up to, and the red envelopes thrown out must have been picked up by the weasels of Aunt He Xiangu's house.Presumably the patient of the owner's family was also caused by Aunt He Xiangu.

Others in the village also heard that Aunt He Xiangu was visiting, and those three aunts and six wives who had nothing to do all day gathered at this house in order to save money for conversation, and gossip in the name of visiting.Seeing the audience entering the arena one after another, Shi Yi'an jumped out of the car, stretched his arms and legs, and walked in.

"He Xiangu, what a coincidence, we meet again." Shi Yi'an said exaggeratedly.

When He Xiangu heard this voice, the hand holding the talisman paper stopped in the air.

Seeing that Aunt He Xiangu didn't move, Shi Yi'an reached out to take the talisman paper in Aunt He Xiangu's hand, put it under his nose, smelled it and said with a smile, "White phosphorus, because its color is slightly yellow, is also called yellow phosphorus in the folks. It can ignite spontaneously at forty degrees in the air, and most swindlers put it in the talisman paper to play tricks."

As he spoke, he waved the talisman paper in He Xiangu's hand in the air, the moisture in the talisman paper evaporated, and the talisman paper naturally rose.

"He Xiangu, I think this person is lying on the bed, his face is like gold paper, but he doesn't look like a ghost, he must be possessed by a yellow leather." Shi Yi looked at the patient on the bed and said.

"What do you know? It's obviously being evil... possessed by Huang Pizi." The moment He Xiangu said Huang Pizi, she immediately covered her mouth with her hand. Speak up.

"Oh yes, since the patient is possessed by a yellow skin, why do you insist that you are possessed by a demon with red lips and white teeth? Could it be that this yellow skin has something to do with you?" Shi Yian smiled sinisterly. continue to ask.

"How could it have something to do with me--I raised the yellow skin."

"Huang Pizi was actually raised by you, Xiangu. Then, other similar incidents are also related to you?"

"So what if I can't get away with it, I just lied to these stupid people for some money, I never tried to get rich or die, oh--" He Xiangu couldn't even cover her mouth now

Hearing He Xiangu's words, the unidentified crowd onlookers let out a groan, and the unison made Shi Yi'an really feel a sense of accomplishment.The villain he pasted on He Xiangu before was developed by himself and Shi Yixing when he was bored on the mountain. It is called "Little Yellow Man Tell the Truth".As long as this talisman is pasted on the body, the person who is pasted will not be able to tell a lie, as long as he opens his mouth, he must be telling the truth.

At that time, this thing was used by the two of them to play truth or dare.

After that, no matter what Shi Yian asked again, He Xiangu just made up her mind not to speak, she covered her mouth with one hand and fled away from the crowd.

"It seems that Aunt He Xiangu is not feeling well, so I have to go back first, everyone should leave." Shi Yi'an knew that today's outing is enough, and these gossips will add fuel to the story of Aunt He Xiangu today.The reputation of He Xiangu in this place has been completely ruined.He Xiangu was not a treacherous and evil person in the first place, and she was punished for a small amount and punished for a big punishment.Coupled with the "little yellow man telling the truth" that Shi Yi'an pasted on her body, she basically broke away from the profession of fairy aunt.

After escaping, He Xiangu didn't go far away, she sat down on the ground and started spitting, this time the emotion of spitting was much more real than the last time.

"You let me live as a lonely old woman in the future. If you want men but no men, want sons but no sons, and now you have ruined your only career, alas, how do you let me live." He Xiangu sat in Fang Qing's room. Spoiled in front of the car, killed and refused to give way.

Shi Yi'an looked at He Xiangu who was sitting in front of the car, and then looked at Master Bai who was tearing papers and playing dumbly beside him.Suddenly the inspiration came.

"Hey, I said, I can't solve the problem of you not having a son. I think your career is just a lie. Don't worry about it. You have already earned enough money and enough pension. Now I am giving you an old man. , look how perfect your life is, you are simply a winner in life." Shi Yian pushed Master Bai to the front.

He Xiangu sniffed, looked at Master Bai and said, "He looks like a fool."

"How is it possible? Everyone has heard of Bai, Zhang, Zhong and Lu. This person is from the Bai family. He is much more powerful than that low-level teacher's family. Cherish this marriage."

After speaking, before He Xiangu could react, she jumped into the car and directed Fang Qing to back up and run away.

As for what happened to He Xiangu and Master Bai in the end, Shi Yi'an didn't want to worry about it anymore, he just wanted to find a bed to sleep well, he had been busy all day, and now he couldn't even lift his eyelids.

As soon as Fang Qing's car turned around the small road in the village, the speed slowed down. She hesitated and said, "Am I messing with someone I shouldn't have messed with?"

In front of Fang Qing's small house, five black Mercedes-Benz cars lined up, and two men stood at the door, one on the left and the other on the right, with their hands crossed on the lower abdomen, like two evil gods of plague.

"Fang Qing, these are all your family affairs. Master, I can't help you." Shi Yi'an felt that he had a way of dealing with ghosts, but he was not so good at dealing with people.

Seeing this posture, Fang Qing felt a little weak in his legs, looked at Shi Yi'an with tears in his eyes and said, "Master, seeing that I have been working for you for the past two days, to accompany you through life and death, come in with me." .”

Shi Yi'an couldn't see her like this, and he was a little timid, the two of them moaned for a long time, and finally decided to let Lang Shu advance very timidly.Lang Shu despised the two cowards, strode in, and the two people behind followed Lang Shu like thieves.The person sitting in Fang Qing's room is different from the style at the door, white double-breasted kung fu shirt, black cloth pants, sitting on a chair very casually, holding a purple clay pot, with an easy-going look, he saw Shi Yian come in After that, he smiled and said, "Master Shi, I am Bai Xiao, the patriarch of the Bai family of the metaphysics family."

Bai Zhang Zhonglu, headed by Bai.

The author has something to say: The third watch of entering V is finally over -_-#