It's not easy being a master

"Really, is this sorceress really spiritual?" Shi Yi'an asked.

"Ghosts and gods are just fooling uneducated housewives in the countryside. I don't believe there is anything wrong with them anyway." Fang Qing waved his hands, as if he was quite disdainful of this He Xiangu.

Shi Yi'an didn't speak, and just hummed, which was regarded as a response.

"Oh, master, don't get me wrong, what I just said was a magic stick like He Xiangu, master, you are a person with real skills, and you are different from those magic sticks." Fang Qing suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing, Embarrassed to explain what he said just now, but no matter what he said, he felt that there was some irony in it, and Fang Qing felt even more embarrassed.

"Is this He Xiangu famous in the local area?" Shi Yi'an asked casually.

"It's quite famous. When the nearby villages marry a daughter-in-law, they always ask her about everything when building a house. Although I think it's superstitious, the people in the village seem to believe her." Fang Qing said.

Originally, Shi Yi'an wanted to ask about this He Xiangu again.But Fang Qing felt that the more he said on this issue, the more mistakes he made, and soon he opened up a new topic and took Shi Yi'an away.

Fortunately, Fang Qing was a humorous and humorous person. He ran outside all year round and had many stories.

The village where Fang Qing lives is not far from the urban area, but it takes only a few ten minutes to get there. At this time, there are no ripe fruits in the orchard for a month, and it is a time of leisure.Both the plum tree and the apricot tree had already bore fruit in early summer, and they looked lazy. The green persimmons and apples hung on the trees hard, enjoying the warm sunshine and careful care.

Every adopted fruit tree will have a signboard, some signs are written by Fang Qing, and some are written by the people who come to adopt them.It seems that Fang Qing's business is really doing well.

"Master, the fruits here are not yet ripe, but I have our newly made dried apricots this year in my warehouse. The sour and sweet ones are very good. I'll get you more." Fang Qing was talking when he saw a small white car Turning from the street in front of the orchard, she looked at the license plate, then turned to Shi Yi'an and continued, "That car is going to pick up Aunt He Xiangu. Recently, a factory is going to be built in the village, and the village chief and his nephew said they would pick it up He Xiangu come and take a look."

"It's interesting, let's go and have a look." Shi Yi'an saw his "peer" for the first time besides his family, and he inevitably wanted to learn from him.

"Okay, it's in the open space at the east end of the village, I'll take you there."

When Shi Yi'an and his party walked there, they met many people who were also going in the same direction. When they got there, the people in the village had already surrounded the area three floors in and three floors out.The first time Shi Yian saw He Xiangu, she felt that she was no different, but she was just a white and fat old lady with a good complexion. Although her hair was all gray, it was neatly arranged.

He Xiangu sat in front of the small table, on which there was also a merit box, a small stack of yellow paper and two inkstones, one red and one black.

"Xiangu, I want to ask about my daughter's marriage." A fat woman wearing a wide orange half-sleeve sat across from her, pushing her daughter's horoscope over.

He Xiangu glanced at the horoscope on it, and pretended to pinch her fingers, still muttering something, finally shook her head, took a piece of yellow paper, picked up a pen and wrote four characters on the black inkstone: "Marriage has not yet arrived."

As soon as these four words came out, the woman on the opposite side became very anxious, and hurriedly asked: "She is already in her 30s, why does this marriage never happen? Is it because she is never ready for it in this life."

He Xiangu pinched her fingers and pretended for a long time, then took out a low-quality pendant from her pocket and put it on the table, saying: "Bring this, we will definitely get married before the end of the year."

"Oh, thank you, Xiangu, thank you, Xiangu." The woman bowed while holding the pendant, and put a stack of red bills folded in half into the merit box. The money seemed to be several hundred.

It's so fucking easy to get this money.The Tianshi students standing next to him expressed envy and hatred for this.

The second person who sat across from He Xiangu was a red-faced man, with sweat glistening on his short half-inch body, and his dark flesh glistening in the sun.

"Xianggu, I want to ask about my new house--"

"The beams in your house are always broken because of the hanging ghosts. Just put a pair of scissors on the beams." He Xiangu said before the man finished speaking.

Hearing this answer, the man hurriedly stood up and bowed to Baihe Xiangu, and threw a wad of money into it.

Afterwards, many people sat in the past, some asked about their son's studies, some asked about their family's illness, and some came to ask about their wedding date. Everyone would more or less throw a few hundred dollars in the merit box Shi Yi'an did the math, after more than an hour, there were five or six thousand in the box.

Shi Yian looked at it for a long time, and felt that sitting here and watching it was really not enjoyable, so he took out a few red notes and shook them in his hand, "How about I go over and ask?"

"Master, what do you want to ask?" Fang Qing felt that he was at a loss. Could this be the legendary smashing scene?

Shi Yi'an smiled and said, "Let her approve a word."

After finishing speaking, he drew the word "Shi" on the ground with the tip of his toe.

"I can approve this word without her." Lang Shu, who had been standing by the side without saying a word, said, "The word teacher is actually a word handsome, but handsome's head is blocked by this horizontal line. As you said, cover your face, you look like a star."

"Fuck, Lang Shu, this joke is really cold." Shi Yi'an replied with black lines all over his head.

"This is not a joke, it's the truth."

"..."

Before Shi Yi'an could think of how to refute Lang Shu, he saw a young man walking through the crowd to He Xiangu, and told He Xiangu respectfully that things were ready and he could start to practice.

He Xiangu stood up, comforted those "fans" who couldn't get help, and followed the young people to do it.

The table used to make it is a very common one, with incense burners, yellow paper, copper coins and swords, and some tributes on it. He Xiangu said a lot of incomprehensible things in her mouth, and then picked up The copper money sword on the table was stained with a piece of yellow paper on the table, and then his whole body began to shake with white eyes.

All the onlookers watched with bated breath, looking very nervous, only Shi Yi'an covered his mouth and nose and forced a smile.

After a long while, He Xiangu stopped shaking, and began to wave the copper coin sword in the air, and then pointed the tip of the sword to the north, and the yellow paper suddenly lit up, and the surrounding people also gave a very cooperative admiration, I will go, this cooperation It's almost like making a movie.

He Xiangu picked up another talisman and waved it in the air, and stuck it on the tip of the sword, then continued to roll her eyes and turn on the vibration mode.

"Master, you also act like this when you do it?" Fang Qing glanced at Shi Yi'an who was about to burst into laughter and asked cautiously.

"Maybe." Shi Yi'an himself doesn't know what he looks like when he casts a spell, maybe in the eyes of others, he is also such a convulsive virtue.

He Xiangu had already pointed at all four directions with her sword tip, and finally picked up a piece of paper and shook it in front of her eyes. Shi Yi'an thought that she could play some new tricks, but unexpectedly, she suddenly opened her mouth A mouthful of blood spewed out from the mouth, and the blood stains wet the yellow paper, and He Xiangu herself fell limply.

"Xiangu, Xiangu." The young man rushed up immediately as if he had been waiting for a long time.The others also surrounded him in surprise.

He Xiangu said weakly: "I tried my best. I told Shangxian to let him bless this factory, but Shangxian refused."

After hearing He Xiangu's words, the crowd began to whisper, and even those who didn't speak began to guess the reason with lowered eyelids.He Xiangu waited until everyone had guessed about it before explaining the reason intermittently: "Shangxian said that he is very willing to bless this land and its people, but he did not expect you people to bless him. His land and wealth were sold to outsiders. So he is unwilling to give you any more blessings. From then on, all the factories in your village will inevitably have accidents after they start operation, and the operations will definitely lose money, and the family trifles will not continue to bless you."

Let me go, how ridiculous is this, I just turned on the vibration mode, and I really thought I could communicate with the gods.Shi Yi'an complained silently.He finally understood that this He Xiangu had no real ability at all, she was just a liar talking nonsense, since she was a liar, Shi Yi'an didn't bother to read it anymore, and was about to turn around and call Lang Shu and Fang Qing back. But he saw Fang Qing standing there with a pale face.

"Fang Qing?" Shi Yi'an called softly.

Fang Qing forced a smile and said: "So this fairy girl still has this function. It seems that I underestimate those greedy people."

Shi Yi'an was not stupid, he understood immediately, it seems that the outsider that Aunt Hexiang was talking about was Fang Qing.After graduating from university, Fang Qing contracted land here to adopt fruit trees. It seems that some people are jealous and want to drive Fang Qing away, but such things as contracting land are governed by contracts. Two sentences won't do much.

Shi Yi'an looked at the people present with different expressions, and suddenly understood, what He Xiangu said now, is to put a shit basin on Fang Qing's head, Fang Qing can't wash it clean, no matter what stinks later Everyone would think that this smell came from Fang Qing.

Fang Qing smiled bitterly and said, "I have a hunch that next year, my contract extension will definitely not be signed."