It's not easy being a master

The producer immediately rushed out to smooth things over and explained to Shi Yi'an with a smile: "Master, don't mind, Feifei always speaks quickly and doesn't care about her brain."

While speaking, he gave the actor named Fei Fei a hard look.

Shi Yi'an didn't show too much anger when he heard this. After all, there may be eight out of ten people present who wanted to say this, but everyone didn't say it out of face, but As an "outsider expert", he couldn't be too fussy and could only smile and say, "Don't do bad things during the day and work night shifts, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. It can be seen that this beauty is really open-minded."

"Don't bark at the beauties." The other party responded with a single sentence.

Damn it, it's really hard to serve. If the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat. If I can't get down the steps, I will go back and be a grass man and stab you to death.Shi Yi'an smiled on the surface and the villain in his heart has already smashed the pot and smashed the bowl, can we have a happy chat together.

The director was worried that the movie hadn't started yet, so the staff started fighting and immediately got up to greet everyone for dinner.Shi Yi'an immediately showed his superior demeanor, and vowed not to care about such ordinary people.

The dinner was quite harmonious, everyone restrained somewhat for the sake of the director and the producer, and after drinking three rounds of food and five flavors, everyone relaxed.

"Master, in your profession, do you learn Taoism from an early age?" The Huya youth sitting next to him leaned over and asked Shi Yi'an in a low voice.This young Shi Yi'an had met before, and he lived across from his room. He had introduced himself before, and his name was Zhang Qiao.

"I don't know about others, I'm not anyway."

Zhang Qiaoya didn't know whether it was because he drank too much or something. With a blushing face, he whispered in Shi Yi'an's ear: "Master, that woman has delusions of being persecuted. Don't mind it. When she joined the film crew, she didn't The male actor required to play with her must stand three meters away from him. Wei Qing, who wanted to play with her, was so angry that she was so popular for a while, I think she will never be popular forever .”

"Oh, so that's how it is. Is she very popular?" Shi Yi'an asked, everyone in the production crew talked about Feifei, so that he still doesn't know what this Feifei is called.

"Master, you don't usually practice in deep mountains and old forests, you don't even know Fang Fei."

"Hehe." Shi Yi'an laughed dryly. Although she had really cultivated in the deep mountains and old forests for more than a year, even if she was not in the deep mountains and old forests, he would not pay attention to this aspect. Every version of every game, but they don't know any popular stars.

"Isn't it that she starred in a very famous modern workplace drama the year before last, and suddenly became popular, and her fans called him the queen, but she really regarded herself as the queen of poisonous tongue, but what about the poisonous tongue? , It sounds like a poisonous tongue, but it sounds like a cheap mouth."

Lang Shu suddenly turned his head and asked Zhang Qiao: "You are so secretive, it's hard to get along in the entertainment industry."

Zhang Qiao: "..."

Shi Yi'an stepped on Lang Shu from below, and said to Zhang Qiao: "Don't mind, he is the representative of cheap talk."

"What are you all playing in the play?" Shi Yi'an asked in a low voice.

"Oh, this, the six of us are playing classmates, Fang Fei and Wei Qing are playing a couple, Nana and Yao Hongling are playing a pair of lace, and Zhong Li and I are playing-"

"A pair of gay friends?"

"...Master, you are very trendy."

"I am over-flattered."

"We are playing a couple, bah, who is a couple with him, we are playing rivals in love." Zhang Qiao said.

After listening to Shi Yi'an, he decided that he would definitely not watch this movie. Just hearing the role assignment, he felt that it must be a boring movie.

"Master, after we have dinner today, we'll go to the shooting location. After all, it's an old house over there, so we don't worry if you go and take a look."

Fang Fei wanted to say something after hearing the director's words, but before she could say anything, she was forced back by the director's cold eyes.The big eyes turned impatiently, snorted coldly, and turned his head away.

After dinner, Shi Yi'an, Lang Shu, the producer, and the director arrived at the shooting site in a car. The various props on the scene were basically arranged, and they were waiting to start the filming.Shi Yi'an sent the person out, took Lang Shu with him, and the two of them walked around and scanned it with the mobile phone software to confirm that the room was very "clean".

"Let's go and shoot. This room has big windows, plenty of sunlight, and is very clean." Shi Yi'an patted his chest and assured that even though he was a half-assed person, he would not be troubled by such trivial things as the house not being clean.

Although the director already knew that this would be the result, he still felt a lot more at ease after receiving the affirmation from professionals.

Shi Yi'an was originally secretly glad that he was able to dawdle easily, but as soon as he stepped into the hotel from the car, he suddenly felt a chill.He obviously didn't feel it when he came this morning, why did he suddenly have an ominous premonition now.

He grabbed a waiter casually and asked, "Did anything happen here after dinner?"

The waiter holding a large stack of towels was confused by Shi Yi'an's nonsensical question, and asked, "What exactly are you referring to?"

"Tearing off murals, breaking things, or someone moving things in."

"That's too much. I live upstairs. In Fang Fei's room, the wallpaper has been torn off and the whole room has been redecorated. There is also a person in charge of the crew named Lu who moved a lot after dinner. Things came in, and they were all put in the storage room at the back of the first floor. Also, two male actors fought and broke the fish tank over there."

fish tank?Shi Yi'an felt his heart move, as if he caught something.He also noticed the fish tank when he came in today. It was on the wooden shelf in the south of the rest area. The fish tank is not big, and there are only a few goldfish in it. Shi Yi'an dragged his head and thought for a while. He said to himself, "How many fish are there?"

"Two reds, two blacks." Standing behind him with his chin resting on his shoulders, Lang Shu suddenly said.

Shi Yi'an felt a chord popped in his brain. In this hall, the south is the evil position, and the round fish tank is placed to make up for the defects in Feng Shui. Two black goldfish and two red goldfish are mixed together. It is to exorcise evil spirits.

Shi Yi'an remembered that the two goldfishes in the fish tank were so red that they were about to bleed. Generally speaking, the color of red goldfish is not so dark.Shi Yi'an remembered that his uncle said that if the two red goldfish in the fish tank became darker and darker as they were raised, and they always died inexplicably in the end, it proved that there might be something in the house.

Shi Yi'an asked the waiter at the front desk, "Where did the fish in the fish tank over there go?"

"Dead, they were all trampled to death." The waiter pointed to a trash can not far away and said, "Actually, it's nothing. The fish in the fish tank will die every few days. The people waiting for the kitchen tomorrow When you go shopping on the street, ask them to bring back a few more."

Shi Yi'an said: "Be sure to let the buyer pay attention, it must be a round fish tank, there must be two pure red ones, and two pure black ones, and these four fishes must not have any variegated colors."

"Oh." The waiter responded perfunctorily.

The next morning, a square fish tank was placed on the wooden bench, and several golden koi fish were swimming happily in the fish tank, and the morning light contrasted with their golden scales.The first echelon of staff who were going to the set had already set off half an hour ago, and there were still some cast assistants waiting in the hall for the bus.

Fang Fei, wearing sunglasses, occupied the entire three-seater sofa by herself, and sat there to read the script. The remaining five leading actors sat on the remaining small sofas, some closed their eyes and some were using their mobile phones to scan their WeChat. Bo.Several people did not communicate at all, as if they were not waiting for a car, but for a funeral.

This is what Shi Yi saw when he settled down. His eyes skipped over the six people and stopped directly on the fish tank behind Fang Fei's sofa. Looking at the cheerful koi in the water, he coldly raised his eyes. mouth.

The rest of the people, except for Zhang Qiao who greeted him warmly, the others acted indifferently as if they had never seen Shi Yi'an. She also felt uncomfortable, and after greeting Zhang Qiao with a smile, she went straight to the fish tank. She looked at the fish with her hands behind her back for a long time, and felt Lang Shu coming over.

He lowered his voice and said to Lang Shu: "How about I take these fish back for you for supper? I see that they swim so well, and the meat must be very delicious."

Lang Shu looked at it for a while and said: "Braise it in red."

"Those people, what should we do?" Shi Yi'an asked those people.

"You are a master, why ask me." This time Lang Shu didn't intend to give him advice, and pushed the question back with one sentence.

Shi Yi'an sneered and said, "Since one or two people don't take me seriously, let them open their eyes. You must know that not everyone in this world is so lucky to meet ghosts."

Lu Man ran in from the outside and informed the actors inside that the car had returned and told everyone to get in the car quickly.

Shi Yi'an and Lang Shu went out late, and there was only one car with space left. Shi Yi'an took a look and found that there was a person in the car that made his brain hurt-Fang Fei.Sitting next to her was her assistant. Fang Fei took off her sunglasses and was twisting a water glass, urging the driver to drive impatiently.

Shi Yi'an walked over to the co-pilot who opened the car and sat in it. Lang Shu had no choice but to open the door and sit next to Fang Fei's assistant.Shi Yi'an turned his head and found that the driver was actually the little brother from yesterday, the two nodded politely, Shi Yi'an said: "Drive."