It's not easy being a master

When Shi Yi'an and the others were at a loss, Chen Hui suddenly thought that they had a party and would record a video every time as a commemoration, so he directly connected the phone number of his boss. After the boss heard about it, he drove all the way back from the company. Show them the CDs from the day of the party.

The pool party lasted until 10 p.m., which was the peak time. The big white legs all over the screen blinded the eyes of the people in front of the screen. A fat man in swimming trunks was pushed into the pool by a group of people laughing and screaming. The water splashed out and wet the screen in an instant.After a while, a drunk ran over and took a piece of uneven colored cloth, wiped the screen hastily, and began to hug the screen and giggle.

"Then it's time to witness the miracle." The drunk said something inexplicable to the camera, then turned the camera to the fence of the house next door, and then saw the drunk walking over staggeringly, in an extremely embarrassed posture Fell over the fence, and not long after, the drunk was back, beaming, with something under his arm.

Shi Yi'an stopped the video, squatted in front of the 55-inch high-definition LED TV and watched it for a long time, then turned to Chen Hui and asked, "Why did you bring Roten's portrait back?"

Chen Hui, who was sitting on the sofa, had an embarrassed expression from just now, and now he was even speechless. He covered his forehead with his hands and replied very quickly: "I'm drunk."

Drinking too much is really a good excuse, people drinking too much will be a mess at most, you are so fucking good, sneaking into other people's homes during their first seven days, paying homage to them without saying anything, and even throwing them away The portrait of the dead came out all the way, the dead are the most important, no matter what excuses are used, such behavior is a bit too much.

The camera after that was nothing, and Chen Hui didn't turn the camera back, but kept facing the fence next door, except for seeing all kinds of drunks passing by the camera, there was basically nothing else, Shi Yi'an paused watched the video and asked, "What happened that night?"

The boss spread his hands and said: "It's nothing, it's just that everyone drank too much at that time, and they didn't bother to play with their young people, so they sat and chatted. Yao's CEO, who was brilliant during his lifetime, did a lot of good deeds, but was hastily dismissed three days after he died of illness. Now the Luo family has already overturned the sky in order to fight for inheritance and status, and no one cares about him at all. How can we be as carefree as we are now, but Chen Hui suddenly stood up and said he was going to take a look."

"Then, what's different after he came back from next door." Shi Yi'an continued to ask.

The boss continued: "It's nothing different, it's all quite normal. He even took the photo and told us that this is his wife. At that time, everyone was drunk and didn't think anything was wrong. In the past two days, he suddenly said that his family It seems that something is wrong, I was afraid that something happened, so I contacted Master Shi for him, and Master Shi recommended you to me."

This master Shi must be talking about Shi Yiqun again, it sounds really weird.

Shi Yi'an didn't ask Chen Hui what happened at Roten's house that night. Seeing Chen Hui like this, he certainly didn't know.It's really good to say that if you don't do it, you won't die. Chen Hui is a bloody example, and it's here.

"Let's go, let's go back." Shi Yi'an said to Chen Hui.

Chen Hui was stunned for a moment and asked, "What are you going back for?"

"Go back and discuss with that ghost to see if we can get a divorce."

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Chen Hui's bedroom was still the same as in the morning. As soon as the door opened, he could feel the cold air rushing towards his face. As soon as Roten saw Chen Hui coming in, he immediately stood up from the bed and tried his best to put on a mild-looking smiling face. , and said to Chen Hui: "Xiao Huihui, have you come to see me?"

Shi Yi'an, who was watching with a smile, shivered for a moment, dragged Chen Hui back and said, "Don't go there, I'm afraid he will kill you."

Chen Hui naturally didn't want to go there, so he naturally chose a place farthest from the bed and stood there.

"We have found your information before your death. Your name is Rothen, and you are the president of a large company--"

"Okay, needless to say, these are not important to me." Roten opened his mouth and interrupted Shi Yi'an. He said, "I'm not interested in anything about my life at all."

It's over, he doesn't even mind what happened before his birth, this Roten's consciousness is a bit too high, Shi Yi'an has no way to continue, he poked Chen Hui, and signaled him to speak.

Before Chen Hui could speak, Roten already understood a little bit. He retracted his outstretched arms, his face sank, and he slowly sat back on the bed, his eyes tightly locked on Chen Hui like two iron locks. Hui.

Chen Hui took a deep breath and said, "First of all, I have to apologize. It was indeed my fault that I stole your portrait that day, but I beg you to let me go. Let's get a divorce. I will give it to you every year in the future. Burning paper for offering sacrifices, I will burn whatever you want. I can also find a great monk to save you, so that you can reincarnate into a richer family in the next life. Otherwise, it is absolutely useless for you to be entangled with me now of."

Shi Yi'an cleared his throat, expressing his dissatisfaction, my great celestial master is still standing here, you are going to invite monks, does this make sense?

"No." After hearing this, Roten gritted his teeth and rejected Chen Hui's proposal.

"I will agree to any conditions you have."

Roten said angrily, "I just ask you to stay with me forever, will you agree?"

"You are cheating." Chen Hui was also angry.

"I'll just play tricks on you." Roten looked like a mangy dog ​​who couldn't change his mind even if he was beaten to death, which didn't match his appearance and identity at all.

Being run over by a ghost like this, Chen Hui will certainly not remain silent. After all, he is still a man. He was afraid of Roten before, because it was because Roten was in a world he didn't know, so he was somewhat afraid. , now that Roten has shown his true form, and he has a master backing him, his confidence is stronger than before: "Master, break him up, at worst, we will die together."

Rothen sat down with a smile, and said to Shi Yi'an: "Yes, Master listened to him. The two of us slept in the same bed and died together. It sounds so romantic."

"Romantic ghost."

"Yes, I am a ghost."

"Master, break him up."

"That's right, master, listen to him."

"Grandmaster……"

"Grandmaster……"

Shi Yi'an was quarreled by them one by one, unable to think at all, his ears were full of repeated quarrels, Shi Yi'an stood up and roared: "Your brother-in-law, you are both dead, pay me with Ming coins."

After scolding, they rushed out of the house. The two of them got divorced, so let's forget about being together so tacitly.

"Damn it, I was supposed to be a handsome celestial master, and the demons and goblins were wiped out while talking and laughing. Why do I have to act like an aunt in the neighborhood committee to mediate conflicts between husband and wife here." Shi Yian looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, tears streaming down his face.Fortunately, Chen Hui is a man. Otherwise, judging from Roten's rhythm, he might have to help Chen Hui fight for the custody of the child.

"Besides, if I can't solve this matter, I won't be able to get the money. I messed up the first case I handled, but I'm really ashamed to see people, damn it, damn it." Shi Yi'an and Lang Shu complained a few times In this sentence, Lang Shu sat on the side, neither agreeing nor refuting, which made Shi Yi'an even more irritable.He hooked the chair in front of him with his feet, and sat down angrily.

He just wanted to discuss it with someone. Is it so difficult?He turned his head and looked at Lang Shu sitting there with a dead face, and felt that it was really difficult to realize this wish.

Shi Yi'an didn't want to procrastinate at first, after all, the mana growth rate of this ghost is astonishing, maybe it will break through the spell at some point, and then, in order not to hurt Chen Hui, things will be much more troublesome.

Shi Yi'an heard movement behind him, turned around and saw Chen Hui following him, Chen Hui smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm really sorry just now."

"Forget it, I should be the one to apologize." Shi Yi'an patted his head and said, "Actually, I don't blame Roten from the beginning to the end. You won't admit it after you wake up, you are not a hooligan/rogue."

Chen Hui said with black lines all over his head: "Master, it seems that I am not the one who seems to be a hooligan."

"The two of you are already married, and you are enjoying your own legal rights." Shi Yi'an kindly reminded.

"How should I put it, from my own point of view, I really sympathize with him, and I deeply realize my mistake, but I can't do it with him, I never thought My other half will be a ghost. Moreover, I am also in my 30s now, and my family has already urged me to get married. If this happens, my old lady will die of anger." Chen Hui said.

Shi Yi'an thought for a while and said: "Actually, ghost marriages are for those lovers who are destined to have nothing to do but to continue their relationship. I don't think you two can just meet each other during ghost marriages. You should think about it carefully." , where else have you seen it?"

"A person like him, how could he forget it after meeting him? I said I can't remember it, but I really can't." Chen Hui said with a wry smile: "Even if I remember it, what can I do? Can he still divorce me?"

"Maybe, if you think about it, you will be willing to be responsible for him." Shi Yi'an said thoughtfully.