It's not easy being a master

When Shi Yian heard that it was a ghost pressing the bed, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I still think it's a big deal. Are you sure it's a ghost pressing the bed? Didn't you suffer from sleep paralysis yourself? And with all due respect."

Speaking of this, Shi Yi'an stopped, looked at Chen Hui and continued: "You don't look like you are haunted by evil spirits at all, but you seem to be indulged/excessive."

When talking about excessive indulgence, Shi Yi'an seemed to have stepped on Chen Hui's painful foot. At the same time, Chen Hui was also very dissatisfied with Shi Yi'an's questioning, and said with a straight face: "Are you a celestial master? Why are you so unprofessional?" , If I was really sick, I would definitely go to the hospital, how could I find you, and I also said, I am a pervert, a pervert, so it is normal for me to lack energy now."

Seeing that Chen Hui was getting a little nervous, Shi Yian immediately waved his hand with a smile and said, "I'm wrong, tell me why you think it's a ghost press, and a pervert, you know?" On what basis is it judged?"

"This, it's because every time I can't move, that ghost will kiss me, touch/touch me, and..." Chen Hui said, turning his face away, not knowing how to continue.

Chen Hui obviously had more content behind it, but he didn't say it. Even if he didn't say it, it's not hard to guess.For the first time, Shi Yi'an began to observe the man in front of him carefully. He was about 27 or [-] years old, and his appearance was above average. At least he first confirmed that the ghost's aesthetics were normal.It's just that Chen Hui's eyes were dark and blue, and his body was full of ghosts, but it didn't cover up his yang energy. Generally speaking, there should be no danger of his life.It seems that this ghost didn't intend to harvest Yin and supplement Yang to kill him, which is considered lucky.

But judging from his exhausted mental state, it can still be seen that this ghost has caused him a lot of trouble.Shi Yi'an didn't want to put too much pressure on him, so he said with some teasing: "Isn't that good? Have you seen it in Liaozhai? It's rare for so many scholars to spend a night with a female ghost. So, You still earned it."

"But." Chen Hui said here, his expression obviously tangled, he said: "The one who pressed me is a male ghost."

Shi Yi'an: "..."

"Lang Shu, what do you think?" Shi Yian asked Lang Shu who was sitting next to him.

"As far as I know, most ghosts will choose women to conceive ghosts." Lang Shu said here, looked Chen Hui up and down, and continued, "Obviously, this is a man, so I conclude that ghost does not intend to be responsible for you .”

Shi Yi'an: "..."

Chen Hui: "..."

Can you stop sitting there with a blank face and telling cold jokes, and it is really cold, Shi Yian coughed twice and said: "He is more humorous, don't mind. I will use the instrument to test it for you first, Is that ghost in your house now?"

Shi Yi'an took out his mobile phone as he spoke, opened the app and started scanning the room.

Chen Hui didn't seem to trust Shi Yi'an very much, and followed behind him to explore what was on the phone.

As for Shi Yi'an himself, he also felt a little uneasy. This app was his first time using it in practice, and he was not sure whether he could really find ghosts.The two of them scanned the entire house one after the other, and Shi Yi'an came to the conclusion: "I can tell you with certainty that there are no ghosts in your house."

"Impossible, he will appear every night after I fall asleep. Others can disbelieve me, but you can't, you are a professional, if you don't believe me again—" Shi Yi'an, a "professional" After questioning again and again, Chen Hui suddenly became agitated, and his two bloodshot eyes met Master Yi'an's eyes, which shocked Shi Yi'an.Fear is like a blunt knife, slowly tormenting this man, taking away his spirit and vigor piece by piece.

Shi Yi'an knew that if he still couldn't help him solve this problem, he was afraid that this man would be admitted to a mental hospital soon.

"Calm down, it's not that I don't believe you, I'm telling you, ghosts are impossible to come out during the day, and when the sun comes out, they will definitely hide." Shi Yi'an comforted.

Chen Hui's eyes did not know where he went, and there was deep despair in his dull eyes, and he said in a broken voice: "No, I know, he didn't hide at all, he was right beside me, He knows everything about me, he even knows you guys are here."

The excited Chen Hui grabbed Shi Yi'an's arm with both hands, and shouted hysterically: "He is here, he follows me every day, spying on me, he knows every detail of my life. I must be fast died."

Shi Yi'an's arms were tightly grasped by the opponent, and it took a lot of effort to break free. I didn't expect that the celestial master is such a high-risk profession. Not only worried that he would be killed by ghosts and zombies, but also worried Killed by the time when it would collapse at any time.

"Calm down." Shi Yian pressed Chen Hui's shoulder and tried his best to calm him down. This kind of excitement is completely useless to the current situation. In many cases, it is not ghosts who scare people to death, but People frighten themselves to death.

"How do you make me calm down? I'm not calm."

"Don't make trouble for no reason!" Shi Yi'an roared.

"..."

"..."

Chen Hui and Shi Yi'an both fell silent at the same time. No matter how Shi Yi'an looked at it, he felt that the situation in front of him was like a bloody Qiong Yao drama. He was particularly afraid that the next lines would become "Listen to me" and "I don't want to talk about it." Listen to me or not"...

Lang Shu next to him was watching with great enthusiasm. Seeing Shi Yi'an turned his head to look at him, he made a gesture and said, "You two can continue."

"It's like this, if the ghost is not in this room, I have no way to find him, unless he is back now, or willing to show up automatically." Shi Yi'an explained.

"Then what should we do." Chen Hui also realized that he had lost his composure before, calmed down, and fell back on the sofa decadently touching the armrest of the sofa. He kept touching his chin with his hands, showing obvious anxiety.

After thinking about it, Shi Yi went to his bedroom and found a marker pen from his backpack. He squatted beside Chen Hui's bed and began to draw symbols on the wooden floor.

"That wooden floor is very expensive." Chen Hui who followed in muttered.

Holding the pen, Shi Yi'an let out a long sigh, stood up and said, "I think you'd better lie on the bed and enjoy it every night."

"Master, I was wrong. You draw casually. If you are not happy with the painting, I will feel very guilty." Chen Hui hugged Shi Yi'an's arm, wishing to kneel down and beg for forgiveness.

Shi Yi'an suddenly felt hairy all over his body, he shook off Chen Hui's hand and said, "Get out of here."

Seeing Chen Hui retreating from the bedroom listlessly, Shi Yi'an started to draw amulets again. He drew a circle of amulets around the bed. A trap was placed in Chen Hui's room, as long as the prey entered, it would be immobilized and revealed.

Then Shi Yi'an took out a roll of transparent thin thread from his backpack.He glued the thin wires to the wall. These thin wires are the demon rattles. In fact, there is no bell on the demon rattles. It is just the sound produced by the resonance of the Taoism on the thin wires and the Taoism in the teacher's body. As long as the ghost came through the wall and came into this room, he could hear the sound of the demon's bell.After everything was arranged, Shi Yi'an pasted another talisman paper on the wall facing the bed just to be on the safe side.

"That's it. At night, you sleep by yourself, and Lang Shu and I stay outside. If a ghost comes, the bell on the wall will ring, and we will rescue you." Shi Yi'an briefly explained.

"Is it that simple?" Chen Hui asked, "I can sleep well from today on?"

Shi Yi'an hesitated for a moment and said, "That's not true, I have nothing to do if the ghost doesn't come out now, so I can only lay a trap to lure him out."

"So, you don't plan to leave tonight?" Chen Hui asked cautiously.

How did this kind of IQ man become the director of a big company? Shi Yi gave him a blank look and said, "Nonsense, we are leaving, are you going to catch it yourself? If you can really catch it yourself, you won't be suppressed like this." It's been days."

Chen Hui's face turned red and then pale at what Shi Yi'an said, so he could only change the subject in embarrassment: "I'll call the cleaning aunt and ask her to prepare two guest rooms for you."

Shi Yi'an waved his hand and said, "You don't need two, one is enough."

"But you..." Chen Hui was still halfway through his mouth, so he stopped, looked at the two of them thoughtfully, and then expressed his understanding.It seems that the ghost has really caused great trauma to his "mind" these days, and now a good young man is starting to be full of incoherent things.

"You don't need to clean up for us, we don't sleep, you don't need to prepare so many rooms for us, and we live in the same room, so it's better to take care of what happens." Shi Yi'an wanted to prevent the other party from thinking. Big again, explained.

"Oh." Chen Hui adjusted his hair in embarrassment, and then led Shi Yi'an into the guest room closest to his bedroom.

The guest room is very large, and the decoration is very delicate. There are a pair of leisure rattan chairs and a small coffee table with a glass surface in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows. The chair was carried out, and a carpet was found from the storage room and laid there.

Then Shi Yi'an seriously considered whether to find a basin to put a basin of water on the ground for Lang Shu, and finally came to the conclusion that if he really did this, he would definitely be beaten to death by Lang Shu.

"Master, is there any feng shui emphasis on putting it this way?" After working for a long time, Chen Hui finally asked the question in his heart.

Shi Yi'an patted the dust that didn't exist on his hands, and said in a low voice, "It's nothing special, it's just that my pet wants to watch the moon here at night."