[Rebirth] is not the savior

"My lord, we haven't provided this service here for the time being..." Ai Xiao was afraid that Yan Su would get angry after finishing speaking, so he hurriedly said, "I'm mainly afraid that mortals like me will tarnish your golden body, my lord!"

"There's a little bit of self-knowledge." Yan Su seemed to think it made sense after hearing what Ai Xiao said, so he sat down again and said, "Get my clothes."

"Hey! Yes! Immediately!" Hearing that there was no need to change Yan Su's clothes, Ai Xiao responded faster than anything else.But when he turned around, he remembered that he was washing the sheets and clothes yesterday afternoon, and by the way, Yan Su also took off his clothes and threw them into the washing machine together.I haven't done it yet!

Bite the bullet and send the wet clothes to Yan Su, Yan Su frowned again as expected.

"It should be done tomorrow..." Ai Xiao whispered.

"Tomorrow?" Yan Su raised one eyebrow, looking very dissatisfied.

"Why don't I go out and buy it now?" Ai Xiao continued to raise the solution in a low voice, recalling the scene where Yan Su was furious because he wore the same clothes as him last night, and felt unreliable.If walking on the street and saw someone colliding with him, wouldn't you rush up and strangle him to death?

Thinking of this, Ai Xiao hurriedly added: "In our place, it's actually very common for everyone to wear the same clothes. It can't be compared with the design and workmanship of your clothes, my lord! Look at this style, it should be custom-made, right?"

"I'll wear it in 10 minutes." Yan Su didn't bother to listen to Ai Xiao's further flattery, and settled down cross-legged.

Seeing Yan Su close his eyes, Ai Xiao couldn't help curling his lips, silently imitating Yan Su's way of speaking, while the stupid dog said: "Hurry up and get the clothes, you won't be able to wear them if you don't do anything later You deserve it!"

Ai Xiao kicked over, but was dodged by the stupid dog, "I know how to speak up, and it doesn't hurt my back to stand and talk! I'm the one who gets hurt, okay?"

The stupid dog raised a paw and licked it, pretending not to hear it.

The clothing problem was finally resolved by sending it to the laundromat.

Ai Xiao looked at the brand-new robe after ironing, and couldn't help feeling that the electric iron is a good thing, and he must have one at home in the future.

When he got home, Yan Su still maintained the posture when Ai Xiao went out, as if he had fallen asleep while sitting, and even the stupid dog lay on the stool next to the bed with his eyes closed.

Ai Xiao was panting as she climbed the stairs. Seeing the scene in front of her, she was out of breath. She went to the chair and poked the stupid dog hard in the stomach.

Stupid Gou opened his eyes, his eyes were full of excitement, "Ah Xiao! We found a treasure!"

When Ai Xiao heard it, his eyes lit up, "Is that so? Where is it?"

Stupid dog nudged Yan Su with his chin, Ai Xiao saw that stupid dog was actually referring to this scourge in the world, he couldn't help but snorted coldly and said: "Your head is flooded? I'm worried because I'm afraid that he will suddenly throw me in the next moment." Erase it with a click? Return the treasure!"

"When he was practicing, the energy fluctuations around him were more than ten times the usual! But it didn't become unstable due to the abnormal convergence!" Stupid Dog's voice couldn't hide his excitement.

But Ai Xiao didn't understand, "So?"

"So if I can follow him all the time, there will be no harm to my practice!"

"Cut——" Ai Xiao waved his hand nonchalantly after listening to Stupid Dog's words, "I really thought I found some treasure! I don't need to practice any exercises, I just need to escape from birth as soon as possible, okay? "

"But the stronger I am, the more..." Stupid Dog stopped abruptly in the middle of his speech.

Ai Xiao was about to ask, but Yan Su had already opened his eyes, but he was not looking at Ai Xiao and the clothes in his hand, but at the stupid dog.

Stupid dog trembled, and immediately bowed his head, "My lord, forgive me, but the energy around you fluctuates too much, and the Yang world has always been poor in nutrients, so I..."

So I didn't hold back.

Stupid Gou didn't dare to continue, but Yan Su didn't say anything, he just asked Ai Xiao for clothes.

Ai Xiao hurriedly offered it with both hands, Yan Su touched it, and couldn't tell if he was satisfied or dissatisfied, but he was no longer picky.

Ai Xiao let out a long breath, pushed the stupid dog, and said: "You change your clothes, we will avoid it now."

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Sitting in the private room and looking at the food on the table, Ai Xiao couldn't eat.

Horse eggs!With a dog, they are at most two and a half people, right?Can you eat so many dishes?It's all money!

Biting her chopsticks, Ai Xiao sneaked another glance at Yan Su, who was frowning and moving away a plate of braised pork knuckle, looking very dissatisfied.

Too East and West!Pick and choose!If you’re a man, you’ll eat meat and grilled rice. Take a small bite of this dish and pick a little bit of that dish. It will take a long time to eat a meal, okay?so gay!

Ai Xiao put a label on Yan Su in his heart, and suddenly missed that stupid big man very much.Although it's delicious and lazy, and you still have to win his cards, but it's a product that is satisfied with a bowl of instant noodles!How understanding!How thrifty and simple!

It's not like this one, bowing your head and giving him noodles at noon, almost throwing the soup bowl in his face, okay? !To come to such an expensive hotel to eat!This meal will eat up half a month's money for him, right?

Thinking of this, Ai Xiao felt even more bitter. Looking at the food on the table was like watching money grow wings and fly away from his pocket.

The stupid dog saw Ai Xiao's bitter face, and immediately knew what he was thinking, so he jumped into his ear and whispered: "If you don't eat after ordering so many dishes, the money will really be thrown into the water."

When Ai Xiao heard it, she felt that it made sense, now that she eats more, she earns more!

Just as Ai Xiao stretched his arms and gnawed happily on the pig's knuckle, he accidentally dropped the half-eaten pig's knuckle into the mushroom pork rib soup in front of him.

Ai Xiao directly scooped it up and re-pasted it in the bowl of braised pork knuckle, and put it in his mouth contentedly again.

Yan Su's frown became tighter and tighter, and his eyes were full of disgust. It was a wrong decision for him to tolerate sitting at a table with a lowly mortal!

Yan Su, who had lost his appetite, directly wiped his mouth with a tissue, and said dissatisfiedly, "It's over."

Ai Xiao said to Yan Su vaguely while biting the pig's knuckle: "Are you finished? I'm not full yet! Wait!"

Ai Xiao couldn't make a sound in the next second, because his lips automatically glued together again!

Yan Su stood up and said with a blank expression: "I have never waited for anyone. I can't remember that I can cut your head and write it in for you."

Ai Xiao couldn't help but shuddered when Yan Su looked at him, and immediately wiped his mouth with his sleeve indiscriminately, and stretched out three fingers, signaling that he would never dare again.

Yan Su looked at his movements in disgust, shook his head slightly and waved his hands, Ai Xiao's mouth could open and close freely again.

But there is no chance to sit down to eat anymore, because Yan Su has already walked to the door of the private room, Ai Xiao saw that he only ate a small half of the food, and tears of distress were about to fall!

It's shameful to waste food, understand? !

Walking out of the hotel, Ai Xiao clenched his deflated wallet and was in pain. It was originally used to buy a mobile phone, okay?He even ate it in one meal!How do you live this day!

Ai Xiao stared at Yan Su's back, filled with anger and almost wanted to burn Yan Su to death.

When he came to the mobile phone counter, Ai Xiao directly ignored the experience of the latest new models and chose among several old-fashioned models.

Just as he was about to ask the counter lady to try out another brick machine with a reasonable price, a familiar voice sounded from the left, "This one."

The counter lady who was standing in front of Ai Xiao immediately ran over, changed her impatience with Ai Xiao just now, and smiled sweetly, "Is it this one? Sir, you have a good eye, this is the latest model of XX!" Look at the five-inch touch screen, quad-core processor, watching movies and playing games are great! There is also a 300 million camera! Is it comparable to a camera? We are also doing user experience at the front desk now, and now we swipe the card to buy There are discounts on the machine!"

Ai Xiao watched Yan Su fiddling with the phone back and forth, and rushed up to hold his hand, "What are you looking at here? It's useless for you to hold this!" He returned the phone to the counter lady, and said, "Thank you , don't look at it."

The lady at the counter gave Ai Xiao a disdainful look, and then looked at Yan Su expectantly, "How about it, sir? Do you like it? We will have staff to help you install all the software you need!"

"Well, yes."

When Ai Xiao heard Yan Su's answer, his heart trembled. He covered his wallet through his pocket, and asked tentatively: "You really want to buy it? Why are you buying a mobile phone? Aren't you going to go back to hell... Did you go?"

"Who said I want to go back?" Yan Su raised his eyebrows, "I just used it in the front and it's good, buy it." It turned out that Yan Su was very interested in this small metal shell after the user experience at the front desk.

"Buy it?" Ai Xiao saw that Yan Su was serious, and he didn't care about maintaining his image in front of the beauties. "This is the latest model, do you know? This machine costs 5000 yuan, do you know!"

"Do I need to know?" Yan Su's rhetorical question made Ai Xiao almost hurt internally.

The lady at the counter interrupted their conversation and asked, "May I ask whether the two gentlemen will buy it or not?"

"purchase!"

"Not buying!"

Ai Xiao and Yan Su said in unison, which made the counter lady in a dilemma.

Yan Su's eyes narrowed dangerously, and Stupid Dog also bit Ai Xiao's trousers by his feet, signaling him with his eyes not to touch the stone with his eggs.

Ai Xiao slumped his shoulders, and said weakly: "Buy, where to swipe the card?"

The counter lady immediately smiled, "Follow me here, please."

When the staff downloaded the software, the counter lady who served them at the beginning came over again, looking at Ai Xiao and Yan Su with a little excitement in her eyes.

"You are so kind to this gentleman!" The lady said to Ai Xiao with a smile.

"Ah?" Ai Xiao glanced at Yan Su, then turned around and said, "It's... alright."

"Didn't you look at your phone just now? Can you have the same style but different colors? This gentleman is holding black, but you can take white!" The lady said, and she glanced at Ai Xiao "I understand".

"No, no, I'll just use the NJY I started looking at." Ai Xiao didn't understand the meaning of the lady at the counter's eyes, but was reminded that she still needs to buy a mobile phone to contact work!

"Is it really not necessary? This model sells very well as a couple model!" The lady added, her words became more straightforward.

Ai Xiao waved his hands again and again, Madan already loves me so much for buying one, and wants me to buy two? "No need, I will definitely come to you to buy a couple phone when I have a girlfriend in the future!"

The young lady suddenly let out a "puchi" laugh, and gave Ai Xiao a slight push with a look of "you're still pretending".

Ai Xiao was horrified by her, and when the phone was finished, Ai Xiao ran out as if being chased by a ghost.

Oh no!Being chased by ghosts is not so scary!

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