[Rebirth] is not the savior

"Tsk! I only know how to eat well. Sooner or later, you will eat me poorly!" Ai Xiao complained and threw a grain into his mouth: "I'm hungry after seeing what you eat, hey! Come with me Shall we go together?"

Stupid dog was pressing the outer wrapping paper of a beef granule with his paws, concentrating on digging out the meat granule inside with his nose and mouth, and didn't respond to Ai Xiao's question at all.

Ai Xiao was so angry that he rubbed the stupid dog twice before putting on his shoes and going out.

In the private canteen in the community, I bought some casual food to satisfy my hunger. In order to get familiar with the environment of the community, Ai Xiao chose a different path when going back.

Passing through the path between the sixth building and the seventh building is a small exercise area.Perhaps it was after dinner, and Ai Xiao could vaguely see a few old people exercising with their children through the path planted with elm trees.

The evening breeze was very pleasant, and some old man's radio was squeaking and playing songs.Ai Xiao hummed a little tune and walked forward, also in a good mood.

"Ouch!" Ai Xiao's left foot was caught by something, and Ai Xiao almost fell forward.

Seeing the light through the gaps between the branches of the elm tree, Ai Xiao bent down and saw that it was a hand blocking him!

A black figure slowly crawled out from the shadow under the elm tree, Ai Xiao reflexively raised his right foot, and kicked hard at the hand holding his left calf.

"Hiss—" the figure under his feet gasped, but he still didn't let go of his hand.

Ai Xiao took out his pocket, it was weird, he had the exorcism charm on him!That... this is a person!

Realizing that he accidentally injured someone, Ai Xiao hurriedly helped the victim up, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Are you okay?"

Wow!so big!

Ai Xiao couldn't help sighing as he watched the people around him straighten up and were half a head taller than him.

"Brother, are your hands okay? I didn't see clearly just now, I didn't step on it too hard... Should I? Come, eat a jelly, just bought it." Ai Xiao couldn't help but feel a little guilty when he saw that the other party was tall and burly.If this person bears a grudge, his small body will definitely suffer!

Ai Xiao reluctantly took out a fruit jelly from the shopping bag and stuffed it into the man's hand, intending to calm the matter down.

He was about to leave, but was pulled back by the people behind him.Ai Xiao turned around and apologized again, "I'm so sorry just now! I was just a conditioned reflex."

He took a step forward and was pulled back again.

After going back and forth several times, Ai Xiao was also a little annoyed, he even apologized, what else is going on with this person!

"I said brother, just now you suddenly came out from under the tree and pulled my foot. I am a big man. If I were a girl, I would be called indecent, let me tell you! Of course, I shouldn't step on it so hard, but I I apologize too! I even gave you a jelly! What are you still holding me for?"

"It hurts." The person holding him finally opened his mouth, but he only uttered one word.

"You're the one who hurt me, okay? I'm going to tell you clearly, I don't care if you break your hand! Even if our matter is going to the police station, you will sneak attack first, and I will justly defend myself." Don't try to blackmail me here! Let go!" Ai Xiao was so angry that he didn't care about the height difference, and he raised his head and said with full confidence.

"..." Just when Ai Xiao thought that this person was going to say something else, the person opposite still only said one word, "Pain."

"...Are you fucking mentally retarded or insane! Let me go!" Seeing this man's speech, something seemed wrong, and Ai Xiao, who was bullying and impatient, couldn't help raising his voice by two octaves.

The aunts who saw the movement couldn't help but gathered together, and an aunt with a serious expression said: "Hey, hey! What are you two going to do? Fighting and fighting are prohibited in the community! Be civilized residents! Do you understand?"

Ai Xiao nodded hurriedly, "Yes! Auntie, I can't understand this! This man suddenly jumped up from under the tree and stopped me. Look at the dinner I just bought and I'm going back to eat!"

Unexpectedly, the man who had only said one word suddenly stretched out his other hand, showed it in front of everyone, and finally said two more words, "You step on it, it hurts!"

An aunt who was watching the excitement came over and took a look, and said, "Oh! It's as swollen as a steamed stuffed bun!"

When Ai Xiao heard that his hand was swollen, he lost half of his confidence just now.The man stretched out his hand to Ai Xiao's eyes again, and repeated, "You step on it! It hurts!"

"Oh, this is your fault. Even if someone frightens you, you don't need to use such a heavy hand. See how swollen you are!"

"That's right, it's really unreasonable!"

"..."

Listening to the broken thoughts of the aunts who turned against each other, Ai Xiao felt that it was the magic sound piercing her ears.

Amidst the eloquent teachings of the stern-faced aunt of the neighborhood committee who stood up to uphold justice, Ai Xiao finally couldn't help but grab the man's hand with his backhand, dragging him to escape the heavy siege.

"I said can you stop following me! What are you going to do!" Ai Xiao stopped, turned around and rushed to the man who was not more than [-] centimeters away from him. He had a dark face and looked silly. roared.

"No land, live here!" The man must have a real IQ problem, and he speaks three words in three words, and the sentences are very strange.

"I have nothing to do with you having no place to live? You find a place to live by yourself!" Ai laughed angrily.

"You step on it, it hurts!" The man stretched out his injured left hand again.

"..." Ai Xiao stared at the man's serious expression, and couldn't help being vigilant. Is Ma Dan really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?

"If I step on it, it hurts you. If I give you jelly, it won't hurt you!" Ai Xiao danced, pointing at the man's hand and pointing at the jelly in his hand.

Hearing Ai Xiao's words, the man's eyes slowly began to change.Just when Ai Xiao thought he was finally able to communicate, he heard a "plop", and the man in front of him fainted.

"Hey! What's wrong with you? Wake up!" Ai Xiao hurriedly squatted down and shook the man's arm vigorously.

no response.

He stretched out his hand to test his breath, hoo, he's not dead.

Ai Xiao, who was relieved, rolled her eyes, and immediately looked around vigilantly, but there was no one.

It's not just right to be dizzy, so as not to be confused.Ai Xiao thought so, got up and left.After walking about ten meters, Ai Xiao paused again, turned around and glanced at the man lying on the ground, then turned around and took two steps, then paused again.

"It's really...fucking... you're lucky to meet me!" Carrying a man who is half a head taller than her and walking upstairs, Ai couldn't breathe anymore, but she was still babbling. with.

It took almost half an hour to climb the stairs for a few minutes, and finally arrived at the door of the house. Ai Xiao almost cried with joy.

Taking out the key and twisting the door, Ai Xiao's knees gave way and fell down, not caring that she was pressing down on the person below her, gasping for breath, "Nima, I'm exhausted!"

When Stupid Dog heard the sound of the door, he raised his little head that was struggling with the wrapping paper of beef granules with a "bass", fought invisibly, stared at the direction of the two people on the ground, and even shrank back.

Ai Xiao finally had enough rest, moved the man's feet in, and didn't care whether he would catch a cold when he slept on the floor, took the snack bag outside the door, closed the door, and lay down on the bed, "It's hard to be a good person." !"

Seeing the stupid dog curled up on the bed and not moving, Ai Xiao followed its line of sight in bewilderment. Seeing the stupid dog staring at the man on the ground, he casually explained: "I do good deeds every day, and when I wake up, let him go."

Peeling a piece of beef and stuffing it into his mouth, Ai Xiao stretched out his hand to poke the stupid dog, "I said that I have never seen you care so much about a stranger... Huh? What's wrong with you stupid dog?"

Sensing that something was wrong with the stupid dog, Ai Xiao immediately turned over and knelt down on the bed, stretched out his hands to touch it, and found that it was trembling slightly.

"Hmm..." At this moment, the man lying on the ground suddenly groaned and slowly woke up.

When the stupid dog saw the man's hand move, he actually shrank back a little until he was completely against the bed, and let out a low growl in his throat, as if he was threatened.

The man sat up with his right hand propped up, slowly scanned the entire room, and finally his eyes fell on the person and the dog on the bed, to be precise, the stupid dog.

Ai Xiao keenly noticed that the man was different. Just now he looked like a fool, but now he looked at them sharply, as if he was the owner of this house.

The stupid dog under him trembled even more, and Ai Xiao was also made very uncomfortable by the man's low pressure, so he directly issued the order to evict the guest, "Go out and go downstairs by yourself when you wake up!"

The man just glanced at him, and then his eyes fell on the stupid dog again, "Presumptuous!" The voice was cold and harsh, how could he be confused just now!

Ai Xiao was furious. Seeing how pitiful he was, he finally carried him back. Now that he woke up, he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone?Still presumptuous?Let go of Nima!

"This is my home! So please don't wait for others, such as you, turn around and go out!"

The man didn't even look at him at all, he stared at Ai Xiao's stupid dog with blazing eyes, and slowly frowned.

Ai Xiao was about to go crazy, but the stupid dog tremblingly crawled out from under his hands, jumped out of the bed and crawled slowly to the man at the door, the hair on his body began to grow slowly, and his body also gradually grew bigger... …

Ai Xiao stared dumbfounded at the little black dog who had been with her for ten years and turned into a giant dog almost one meter tall, ah no, this face seemed a bit like a cat again!

Ma Dan, that's not the point!Why can stupid dogs transform? ! ! !

"Human world?" The man propped up one foot casually, but his back was straight.He was obviously dressed in rags and his face was dark, but his posture made him look awe-inspiring.

"Woof..." The stupid dog kneeling with bent forelimbs barked softly as an answer.

"Speak!" The man's voice revealed displeasure.

Ai Xiao saw that the stupid dog who usually has a bad temper was kneeling in front of a strange man, trembling at the same time. Jumping out of bed and cursing: "Are you fucking sick? This is my dog! What are you bossing around here? Besides, this is a dog! Do you know a dog? Madan, your dog can talk? Yes Hurry up and get rid of the illness, don't act wild in my house! You fucking..."

The man's hands on his knees moved twice slightly, and his eyes gradually became sharper looking at Ai Xiao. His calm and powerful aura made Ai Xiao swallow the words behind him.

"Yes, yes... Your Excellency." A restrained and crisp child's voice sounded in the room, sounding a little rusty, as if he had just learned to speak or hadn't spoken for many years.

Ai Xiao looked at the stupid dog whose mouth was opening and closing, and couldn't help but suck in a breath of cold air.

This, this, this, stupid dog can not only transform but also speak human language? ! ! !Who will tell me that I am actually dreaming OMG! ! !

The author has something to say: Stupid dogs are the same as Ai Xiao, they are both bullies and fearful masters~╮(╯▽╰)╭