Sand sculpture school grass men's clothes and women trick him into online dating

"Don't rush to refuse, many people have agreed to come over, and there are several in your class, including Tao Ke."

"When the KTV is over, a few of them will go to the Internet cafe. Didn't they make an appointment to score together? Just drop by."

After hesitating for a moment, Xuan Lin still agreed: "Okay."

After hanging up the phone, Su Lin saw a message from the familiar person with the head of Spring Breeze Blowing Willows.

If I were Qing Emperor in the future: You promised, you promised!Sister Xiong, I like you so much, and I will always like you in the future, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Pure joy rushed over her face, and it seemed that Xiu Lin was also infected, and couldn't help smiling.

Hug Bear: I like you too.

When Jiang Yunian saw this sentence, he put down his pen and replied seriously. He skillfully opened "100 Cute Girl Talking Skills", and then opened "Little Fairy Special Emoji", skillfully assembled and spliced.

If I were the Qing Emperor in the future: Tie Tie!Today is also the day I want to get closer to Little Bear (^▽^)

Jiang Yunian put down his phone, looked at this perfectly natural sentence, and felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart. He couldn't keep doing the exercise book that he loved so much in the past.

The classmate who was secretly watching breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Jiang Yunian did not practice immortality, and a mortal body would eventually be tired.

They stretched their stiff necks, showing a tired smile that had been rewarded after suffering, and the damn introversion was finally over!

Jiang Yunian looked out with his chin propped up, the autumn wind blowing in through the window was cool, he had known Hugging Bear for almost half a year.

Hugging the little bear is like a mimosa swaying in the wind, so shy and cute, now that the relationship is confirmed, he will naturally be more proactive.

Jiang Yunian was thinking about something, and before he knew it, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the sun was setting, and he had already wandered to Tiansheng KTV.

The accompaniment is one after another, mixed with the sound of conversation and boos of applause.

At the beginning, he was promoted from the junior high school to the senior high school of the thirteenth middle school. He has a good popularity in the past four years, and there are quite a lot of people here today.

When Jiang Yunian came here, he didn't bring anything else, except he didn't forget to bring the four boxes of candies he prepared earlier in the morning.

Well, four boxes of candies.

Han Ju has always enjoyed himself in City A, and usually looks out of tune, but in fact, the Han family taught him to be fluent in all aspects, and he is smiling to liven up the atmosphere at this time.

"Old Lin, don't try to run away! This is my brother's first day of school, come and order a song?"

"Bah, it's not the time for you to cover the mic to prevent me from singing."

Jiang Yunian slowly opened the box, and heard the person sitting on the sofa over there mention him.

"I haven't seen him for more than half a year, and he is even more handsome. He is indeed my resident screensaver guest!"

"Yeah, he's even more handsome, and he has a girlfriend."

"Ye Qingjie, but I haven't seen a girl sitting next to him for a long time, and I haven't heard Han Ju and the others call someone sister-in-law."

Someone mysteriously hooked his hand to ask his friend to come closer. The friend didn't know, so he moved his ear close to him excitedly and inexplicably.

"When I came here, there were still few people. I heard Han Ju say that his brother and girlfriend came from online dating."

"Hey! Is there such a good thing? I also surf the Internet all day long. Why didn't this kind of good thing happen to me."

"Come on, you want to be in the top [-] on the Qingtan rankings, are you?"

"Farewell... You can just say that I don't have good grades and can't get into a good university. No matter how I fall in love, I'm restricted."

"Study hard, sister! The next Jiang Yunian is yours!"

They paid attention to lowering their voices at the beginning, but as they talked later, they became more and more excited, and Jiang Yunian inevitably listened.He pretended nothing happened, unpacked the four flavors of candy, and asked Han Ju to distribute it with him.

"Take it." Seeing that Han Ju didn't reach out, Jiang Yunian just stared at him with a bland smile, making Han Ju's back feel cold from laughing, "Little Ju, what are you doing as coy as a big girl getting on a sedan chair?" Woolen cloth?"

Han Ju had no choice but to take the candy over: "No, brother, where is my sister-in-law? Wouldn't it be more appropriate for her to share with you?"

Jiang Yunian smiled: "If she comes, what else will I use you for?"

"..."

With wedding candies in hand, Jiang Yunian handed them out one by one. In his opinion, this was a symbol of beauty, like seeds sown in spring, full of expectations for the future.

The students sitting here were a little flattered. Jiang Yunian used to be an out-and-out ruthless person. He crushed Chu Yun in the seventh middle school and beat him to death. He is not the same as the young man who smiles and gives out sweets, and answers every question he asks. not like.

"Yes, she is very good at studying. She is in the top [-] in the youth world, and she gets along very well with me."

"Of course she's beautiful. I can't come today. If you want to meet, I'll introduce you to you later."

"That must be, my girlfriend is the cutest."

"..."

The corners of the young man's lips were curved upwards, and his sharp and deep eyebrows were raised.

With a little wandering pace, he walked up to Xuan Lin and asked with a smile, "What kind of smell do you like?"

Seeing the familiar candy wrapper, Su Lin said after two seconds of silence, "Lemon-flavored."

"Here, what a vision, my girlfriend also likes this smell."

Xuan Lin smiled: "Congratulations to 99."

The entire private room was filled with a happy atmosphere, only Han Ju was secretly sad.

Looking at Jiang Yunian, who could go to heaven by stepping on a piece of watermelon rind, Han Ju sighed silently, and only hoped that that person was really a reliable female academic master as his brother said, and not an Internet scammer like the social news.

——Many big men, grandmas and aunts are counting on this industry to increase their income, I hope they will show mercy and don't look at his brother.

After the scene heated up, someone suggested punching and playing truth or dare.

Jiang Yunian was really happy today, but his luck was bad, and he drank a lot in the end.

He likes to go crazy when he drinks too much, Han Ju sounded the alarm in his heart, and stared cautiously at the side, only to find that Jiang Yunian was just staring at the phone screen in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking.

After an affectionate duet between men and women, Jiang Yunian seemed to come to life. With drunken eyes, he unscrewed the screen and found the chat interface for hugging the little bear.

If I were Qing Emperor in the future: Sister Xiong, is it convenient for you to answer the phone now?I really want to call you, my voice is very sweet.

Xuan Lin was about to go outside to get some air, when he suddenly received such a message, his hand tightly gripped the phone.

He walked quickly to the outside of the box.

On the other side, Jiang Yunian woke up after sending the message, he petrified on the sofa, his mind was shaken.

Sweet fart!

How did the situation develop like this?

He can't answer the phone with a choked throat!

Han Ju didn't understand why the man who was stunned and staring just now had a sad expression on his face. Just as he couldn't figure it out, Jiang Yunian grabbed his arm, and then his brother said in a deep voice, "Voice changer."

"Change to what? Turn into roast chicken?" Han Ju didn't realize it for a while.

"……voice Changer."

Before Hugging Bear could reply, Jiang Yunian closed his eyes and decided to tell the whole story. He explained the situation very quickly: "I pretended to be a girl to trick her into online dating. I just got drunk and said I wanted to talk to her on the phone. Now I urgently need an easy-to-operate voice changer. .”

At the end, Jiang Yunian solemnly said: "Small move, help quickly."

Han Ju gasped when he heard that, the emotional online scammer was not his brother's baby bear, but his brother!

How can this be, how sinful it is to lie to a girl.

Jiang Yunian raised his head and drank a glass of ice water, trying to calm down, he stood up and patted Han Ju's arm: "I'll borrow the earphones first, you find them as soon as possible, and I'll help Chu Yun solve it if it happens."

Han Ju looked at his receding back, covered his face and took a deep breath.

I'm sorry, I'm ashamed of the cultivation of the motherland, I'm guilty.

He found Tao Ke's Penguin: Is there any recommendation for an easy-to-use voice changer?urgent!

Tao Ke sent him a product link: Get started in 3 minutes.

Han Ju quickly forwarded the link to his brother: get started in 3 minutes.

The transmission of this sinful message was completed in just half a minute, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the person concerned after receiving the voice changer.

Jiang Yunian walked outside the KTV, the cool night breeze entered his jacket, and the neon lights of City A at night flickered, he put on his earphones and clicked on the link.

The speed of life and death!Must go all out!Jiang Yunian is quick!

It was the first time to do this kind of thing, Jiang Yunian's hands trembled uncontrollably, and only after he bought it did he realize that he had clicked "Start ordering".

This voice-changing software is very unpopular, and the monthly sales volume is very small. It has to wait until the other person who makes the order, and the child who hugs the bear can make soy sauce.

No, keep calm.

Jiang Yunian took a deep breath to force himself to calm down, hugging the little bear did not reply for a while, he still has time!

Just about to buy another order, the floating window shows that the order was successfully assembled.

Bodhisattva's manifestation is like a miracle.

Jiang Yunian couldn't believe it, he looked at the glass wall opposite, the young man reflected on the wall was so handsome that he couldn't be real, his eyes were covered with a thin layer of light because of drunkenness.

Could it be that he is the chosen one?

Jiang Yunian was relieved, he regained his composure, downloaded the software and began to study it.

There are ten kinds of voices in it, including refreshing young man, warm and moist son, magnetic president, vigorous girl, cool school girl, sexy royal sister...

It's fairly complete, just press the option, it's really easy to use.

Jiang Yunian tried the cool school belle and the sexy Yujie voice, and felt that it didn't fit the character set in front of Hugging Bear, and there was always a sluggish and unnatural voice when speaking.

He kicked the pebbles on the side of the road, looked up inadvertently, and there was a figure not far away, vaguely familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

Jiang Yunian didn't care, he lowered his head and touched the vitality girl, and was about to speak out when the fateful news came.

Hug Bear: I'm sorry I didn't see it just now.I have your Penguin, so I will broadcast it directly.

Jiang Yunian suffocated for breath, and before he could switch, the jingle of the voice call entered his ears in the next second.

plop plop...

The deer in the heart forest bumped wildly, as if it was about to jump into the throat, Jiang Yunian's Adam's apple rolled.

What should come will always come, he accepted his fate and closed his eyes, with anticipation implied besides nervousness.

The phone was finally connected, and there was a light breathing sound from the other end.

His cuddling bear is finally alive, showing with a silent but extremely distinct sense of existence that she does not only exist in the cold words in the youth altar.

"Sister Xiong?" Jiang Yunian asked in a low voice, his throat was dry, and the clear voice came into the earphones, turning into a sweet girly voice full of vitality.

"Well, I'm here."

Hugging Bear, as usual, cherishes words like gold, and his voice is cold and sweet, faintly tense.

His heart was beating like thunder, for fear that the voice changer would suddenly stop working. This stimulation made his scalp tingle.

Jiang Yunian looked at a figure not far in front of him in the night, his tone was a little unstable because of nervousness: "I'm finally getting closer to you, this is so unreal, it's like a dream."

The other end was silent for two seconds, hugged the little bear and said, "It's not a dream."

That's right, it's not a dream. They really confirmed their relationship. They talked on the phone in the night wind of early autumn, and her voice was right next to his ears. They really took a step towards each other.

Jiang Yunian smiled brightly: "I finally heard your voice, okay..."

A gust of wind rushed towards his face, and the cold touch made Jiang Yunian more awake.

He was a little confused.

Why does Hugging Bear's voice sound so similar to the cool school flower voice in the voice-changing software!Even exactly the same!