Sand sculpture school grass men's clothes and women trick him into online dating

This night is destined to be a sleepless night.

Jiang Yunian tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, as if he was stepping on cotton, so vain and unreal, he still felt that everything tonight was just an absurd dream.

Turning over again, he slid his fingers across the screen of the phone next to his pillow. After his back stiffened for two seconds, he sighed and unlocked the lock screen.

Subconsciously touching the Qingtan APP with his fingertips, Jiang Yunian couldn't tell what he was feeling, his thoughts were all chaotic.

Cut to the dialog box, the interface that I read ten times a day is actually a little strange at this time, the news on it is stagnant yesterday, Jiang Yunian reached out and swipe up.

If I were Qing Emperor in the future: Sister Xiong, my family has always raised me as a boy, and I may be very different from what you expected.

This is the foreshadowing of Jiang Yunian's hidden selfishness. What did Hugging Bear say at that time?Oh, he said that his family also raised him as a boy.

At that time, both of them were expressing one meaning: I am not a girl.

It's a pity that he and Xuan Lin's brain waves have never been in the same frequency, and neither of them has received the news that is hidden under the words.

Jiang Yunian raised his hand to press the twitching forehead, staring at this conversation with complicated emotions, he continued to swipe up, recalling the previous events based on these conversations.

If I were Qing Emperor in the future: Go out to dance tonight to relax your muscles and bones, so I won’t write the title.

Hug Bear: What dance?

If I were Qing Emperor in the future: I’ll tell you if you guessed it, it’s the kind of hot dance with many people, very high!Very enjoyable!

Seeing this, Jiang Yunian heard a vigorous and playful female voice at the right time: "It just so happens that I also want to relax, sister Xiong, let's open the shared location and play chasing after me, okay? If you catch me, I'll let you... "Hey hey hey fart!

"No wonder," Jiang Yunian murmured, "No wonder Hugging Bear ran as fast as me that day. It turned out to be Xi Lin."

So that day, he and Xiu Lin foolishly circled the square, dancing to the square dance music, how many times did you chase me?

Jiang Yunian felt almost suffocated thinking about it.

After a long time, Jiang Yunian took a deep breath, regrouped and resumed.

If I were the Qing Emperor in the future: Sister Xiao Xiong and Xiu Lin were childhood sweethearts?

If I were Qing Emperor in the future: Woohoo, I'm so sour, little sister Xiong only likes me, don't like him, okay?

Jiang Yunian: "..." It's all because of Xuanlin's misleading him!

If I were Qing Emperor in the future: Sister Xiong, is it convenient for you to answer the phone now?I really want to call you, my voice is super sweet!

Jiang Yunian suddenly remembered that that day when he was standing 20 meters away from Xuanlin with his voice changer on, he called Hugging Bear, and the cold female voice with a familiar sound came from the other end of the phone.

Like a bolt of lightning suddenly tearing apart the dark sky, Jiang Yunian opened the shopping software and clicked on the previous order record.

I was in a hurry to order a voice changer that day, and I didn't look back after I bought it. It was the first time that Jiang Yunian saw the other party's nickname in full.

—— Ah Lin.

Grass is born.

Jiang Yunian forcibly restrained the desire to swear by using his self-cultivation from childhood to adulthood, so outside the KTV that day, the two of them bought a voice changer together, and were 20 meters apart, both wearing earphones, making a call into the voice changer?

The embarrassing cancer belatedly ate every inch of his bones.

Jiang Yunian felt that he had never been so suffocated before.

He couldn't sleep anymore.

With his slender hands clasped over his heart, Jiang Yunian closed his eyes to feel the beating in the darkness, trying to sort out the mess of emotions.

Embarrassment, shock, anger, and... a trace of regret and loss.

In a sense, he liked him for a year.

Xuan Lin lay on his back on the bed, repeating this sentence in his mind, unaware that the emotions of the two finally reached unity at this moment.

His eyelashes trembled, he opened his eyes and squinted slightly to look at the pillow, and saw the outlines of the two things clearly under the moonlight.

The one in the shape of a flat square box is a mobile phone, and the other in the shape of a small bottle is an encounter with the orange atmosphere. He specially brought it to His Majesty today, but it seems that he will not need it now.

Sighing softly, Xuan Lin straightened up and sat up, pinching the phone in his hand, his body memory made him quickly open the Qingtan dialog box.

Xiu Lin watched quietly, thinking of a series of previous events, especially the voice changer, sanitary napkins, and square dancing incident, her fingers curled up quietly, and the expressionless face also became hot, and she wanted to clear up Thoughts were confused again.

The memory of the past was like a tsunami, encroaching on the brain, like an embarrassing execution, and Xiu Lin couldn't stand it anymore.

He raised his head and let out a breath, and swiped his fingers to lock the screen, but his wrist trembled. Instead of touching the lock screen button on the side of the phone, he touched the screen a few times.

Su Lin immediately looked down.

On the dialog box, there are two more characters in the input field.

Xi Lin's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly deleted the characters, but his hands were a little unsteady, and he pressed two more characters before they landed on the delete key and completely deleted them.

The input field was cleared, and Hu Lin breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't expect that he was halfway relieved when he saw the "the other party is inputting" displayed on the top and was stuck halfway again.

Su Linxin raised it all of a sudden.

What would Jiang Yunian... say?Do you want to accuse him of pretending to be a girl, or do you want to analyze yourself, or do you want to put an end to their erroneous online dating?

Xi Lin didn't know, he only saw 'the other party is typing' and hung up for a while, then returned to calm without a single word popping out.

Su Lin:?

He didn't understand why Jiang Yunian hesitated to speak, and put his finger on the keyboard to hit a straight ball: What do you want to say?

Enter half of the words, and then all will be cleared by Xuan Lin.

On the other side, Jiang Yunian stared at the dialog box lost in thought.

He raised his hand to type: What do you want to say?

After typing this sentence, Jiang Yunian's hand hovered over the send button, he didn't move for a long time, and finally deleted it all.

If the enemy does not move and I do not move, what if you are at a disadvantage if you speak?

Just as he was thinking about it, the top of the dialog box with Hugging Bear showed again 'the other party is typing' again, and the corners of Jiang Yunian's lips twitched slightly.

In this silent and invisible confrontation, he was the winner after all, so let him see what Xi Lin wants to say next.

Then, in Jiang Yunian's gaze, the 'the other party is typing' disappeared again.

Jiang Yunian:?

There is also a group of people who can't sleep when they come and fight each other.

[High-quality and wise human private club]

Zuo Zuo: It hurts to get kicked twice in the buttocks. It’s easy for me to be happy for the two of them, but now I can only sleep on my stomach with a small quilt in desolation.

Qin Cheng: ...No, you don't know what their relationship is?

Zuo Zuo: That's too clear!Didn't Brother Nian and that Xilin's post have been popular on the homepage for a long time before, and he was all offline and online. Brother Nian is probably having fun now.

Qin Cheng: ...

Han Ju: ...

Zuo Zuo: What's wrong with you, is there anything else I don't know?

Han Ju couldn't stand it any longer, and told the love and hatred between the two that was full of oolongs, and the group fell silent for a moment.

After a while.

Zuo Zuo: I may not live long, and I will write a will at night with the lights on. Brothers remember to come to my grave next year on Ghost Festival and light a song "On the Rain on the Qingming Festival". My brother can also smile at Jiuquan.

At seven o'clock the next day, the stars outside had not yet returned, and the entire world was infested with darkness.

The incandescent lights in the classroom are shining on every student holding a book and reading aloud. Although there are still a few minutes before the self-study starts, the self-demanding top students in the second class have already begun to work hard.

With dark circles under his eyes, Jiang Yunian still gritted his teeth secretly about what happened last night.

Su Lin, who has no good intentions, has been using input to deceive him!

Han Ju felt the low air pressure and shook his head silently.

Jiang Yunian propped his head on one hand, intending to squint for a while during his early self-study to rest his mind, the book was propped up as a cover, he just turned his head to the side, and before he closed his eyes, he saw a young man walking under the street lamp outside the window.

The other party was carrying a schoolbag on one shoulder, and his figure was thin and tall. When he got closer, he found that his cold white complexion was more translucent against the dark night.

Su Lin also saw him, and came to the window of the second class with a sudden step, reached out to take out a note and a pen from the schoolbag, and lowered his head to write something.

Jiang Yunian looked away, his face was cold, Han Ju secretly glanced at this side, and heard Jiang Yunian say: "Cover the window, I don't want to see him."

"No problem!" Han Ju replied neatly.

Jiang Yunian didn't hear the sound of the rollers on the curtains sliding, so he turned his head strangely, only to see Xilin sticking a post-it note on the window, and took a step back to look at him.

And Han Ju stood in front of the window, his face was getting closer and closer to the window, and then he opened his mouth and exhaled a mouthful of immortal energy, which condensed into white mist and enveloped the window, quickly covering Jiang Yunian and Xuan Lin's sight.

"what……"

Jiang Yunian: "..."

Su Lin: "..."