Sand sculpture school grass men's clothes and women trick him into online dating

"No!"

After Tao Ke posted the cosplay photos he had processed a few days ago, he turned around sharply with his ponytail flying, and sat beside him, rustlingly taking out a stack of test papers from his schoolbag.

Tao Ke watched helplessly as he dragged the keyboard and pushed it back, the screen of the computer was turned off, and he took off the cap to pick up the pen to write, he couldn't help being dumbfounded.

"October holiday! You come to the Internet cafe early in the morning just to do your homework? What are the scores of the millions of candidates in our province? You actually got involved too. Don't be too sloppy?"

The tip of the pen paused, and Xu Lin touched the screen to signal him to look at it.

If I am the Qing Emperor in the future: The beautiful November holiday starts from the pure version of the secret scroll in City A!If you can do the same set of questions as Sister Xiong, you will lose twice as fast!

Hug Bear: Okay, I'm starting.

Tao Ke: "..."

The joys and sorrows of people are not the same, I just think they are horrible.

He stared blankly at the dialog box on the screen. Is this the pain of love?

It was too bitter, too bitter, and he couldn't bear it.

After the screen was turned off, Xiu Lin lowered his head and wrote the question calmly.

He felt that his little girlfriend was a little sentimental recently because of Jiang Yunian's affairs, this is not allowed, the little majesty should still wander freely and happily in the sea of ​​questions, and stay away from scumbags.

At the same time, Jiang Yunian closed "30 Quick Moves: Teach You to Hook Her Heart Firmly", and the palm-sized book was so popular that it was put in the drawer properly.

Jiang Yunian held up the freshly baked planner on the table and looked it up, down, left, and right with satisfaction. The seven days of the National Day holiday were fully occupied by quizzes, previews, movies, documentaries, and online classes from famous teachers.

He thinks the book makes sense.

"The so-called love is the endowment of two-way happiness.

You tightly entangle her, occupy every ounce of her space, consider every ounce of her feelings, bring her endless happiness, push her to the clouds, and let her have no time to think about her old lover.

Over time, even a cinnabar nevus will turn into mosquito blood one day when you think about it occasionally. "

Jiang Yunian is very transparent now, if you love her, take her to do the quizzes!

Wandering in the blissful world of Tihai, he couldn't find the north, so naturally he broke the connection with that sinister villain of Xiu Lin!

This is the so-called culmination of the art of war - the soldiers do not see blood.

Throughout the eleventh holiday, they had a tacit understanding and mingled together almost day and night.

Only on the fourth day, Jiang Yunian was urged to go out by Han Ju's series of killings, and the two went to the suburban factory to see the production of toilet paper.

The entire mechanized factory was empty, only two or three people.

Generally speaking, almost two tons of paper can be produced in eight hours, which is nearly 10 rolls based on a pack of [-] rolls, which is very efficient.

Toilet paper does not require a hygienic production license, and other certificates were immediately put into production.

A staff member came from a distance: "Is it Mr. Jiang? The finished products are here, you can come and have a look."

The staff led the two to the warehouse. Inside were neatly packed bags of roll paper. The staff took a bag out of it and put it on the table.

"Do you want to check the quality?"

Jiang Yunian responded, and the staff quickly tore open the packaging, and the "Yunbao" trademark was cut in half.

The staff member is a very young guy who likes to laugh very much. He took out a roll of paper and rolled it out at an arm's length, grabbed the face on it and said with a smile: "Look, the paper produced by our factory is very delicate and soft. This As for the person, he is still so young, without any wrinkles due to roughness."

The little brother waved his hand to invite: "If you don't believe me, you can touch it."

Jiang Yunian lowered his head and stared at the snow-white toilet paper, Chu Yun's happy gray-white smiling face, his delicate face was picked up into a small bag by the younger brother, which looked a little funny.

Han Ju tested the corner, nodded and said, "The quality is quite good."

"That's right!" Seeing the two people cheering, the younger brother continued to boast, "It's as white as snowflakes, and the paper layer is also solid. One roll can hold two rolls, and it will definitely not leak. You can use it with absolute peace of mind! "

The topic started to decline and turned towards the practicality of toilet paper. Jiang Yunian answered: "Yes, the quality of the paper is very good. When will the production be finished?"

"Six hours later."

Eight hours later.

Yunbao Love Supermarket, this public welfare supermarket under Tiansheng has ushered in new products, whether it is on the small sign outside or the indoor radio, all of them have been replaced with new ones.

"Don't miss it when you pass by, Yunbao Love Supermarket will add new products."

"Yunbao brand love toilet paper is given away for free, let Yunbao take good care of every inch of your delicate skin!"

"Each person is limited to one volume, the quantity is limited, first come first served!"

"The spokesperson, Chu Yun, agreed to use it!"

It was dusk, the sun was setting, and the person in charge of the family came out to buy vegetables and prepare dinner. By the way, he went to the Love Supermarket and saw this fresh wool.

The masters are among the folks, the aunts and uncles who are in charge of the spoons, housewives and husbands are showing their skills. The shelves full of toilet paper are reduced at an astonishing speed, and the salesperson simply stands by and fills in a roll.

Someone looked down at the toilet paper, and found that there was a rather handsome young man on it, grinning brightly.

"Why does this person look familiar?" The man turned his head when he walked out the door, and saw the spokesperson standing beside him. The white-haired young man looked exactly like the one on the toilet paper.

The man was taken aback: "Damn it, is it so expensive to be a spokesperson now? Sacrifice yourself to serve the public?"

There were also discussions nearby.

"This paper...is a bit scary."

"Damn, the spokesperson didn't even care about it, you're being hypocritical."

"I'll go! Isn't this the No. [-] High School Bully? You're smiling so happily, why isn't it called Yun Bao Happy Paper?"

The news spread like the wind through the insider's circle. Countless students heard the news and returned home with a roll of paper. When they put it in the toilet paper box, a subtle emotion surged up.

"You bullied me and humiliated me before, but now the feng shui has changed, so you have to take care of my delicate skin."

When Xi Lin went to the Internet cafe again, he found that Tao Ke was holding a scroll in his hand, pointing at Chu Yun, who was overjoyed: "Tell me, who did he offend? This way of punishing him is ruthless and ruthless. In the future, Yun Bao will return How come out to meet people?"

Unexpectedly, the words that the young man uttered quietly in the corridor that day flashed through his mind, Xi Lin tightened his belt and pulled off the schoolbag, and looked at Chu Yun's increasingly devilish smile on the toilet paper, and couldn't help chuckling: " It's okay, life is short."

In order to avoid being severely beaten by Jiang Yunian, Chu Yun took a group of people to escort him when he went out these few days, but everything was calm and nothing happened.

On that night at the end of September, Jiang Yunian's so-called telling him to get out of City A was just a random word, right?

Ah.

Chu Yun continued to let himself go, playing tricks, clubbing and fighting, but he always felt that others looked at him strangely, not only the dog legs of his subordinates, even strangers would hold back a strange smile when they saw him, He turned around and chatted with his companion not knowing what to say.

Chu Yun called Li Cheng to him, and asked calmly, "You want to laugh when you see me?"

"Pfft... Of course I'm happy to see the boss, chi... I'm so happy."

Chu Yun stared at him without saying a word, and clenched the pool cue in his hand, his veins throbbing.

Li Cheng had no choice but to show him a roll of paper in his bag: "The new products at Love Supermarket are very hot these days, I thought you knew it, Boss."

Chu Yun impatiently tore apart a large section of the toilet paper, and on the fluttering paper were his magical smiling faces, and there was a line of words at the beginning: Let Yun Bao take good care of every inch of your delicate skin ~

His mind buzzed, he stared at the tilde for a long time, and then turned to his wide-open smiling mouth, as if he could see his throat at a glance.

who is it!Who the hell is going to kill me?

Qi and blood surged, Chu Yun staggered and almost passed out, his eyes were red, and he tore the roll of Yun Bao love toilet paper with his hands, like peeling an orange.

In the end, it took a lot of effort to not pick it up, Chu Yun threw his hands out vigorously, the toilet paper fell in a parabola, he turned and left.

A group of killers pretended that they were blind and didn’t see that there was only one hole with a relatively large hole in their trousers. They picked up the paper and muttered in a low voice: “Don’t throw it away, this is the best quality toilet paper I’ve ever used , Boss, your sacrifice is really worth it."

Chu Yun called as soon as he went out.

"Hello, this is Yunbao Love Supermarket."

"You shitty caring supermarket, you don't want to do it anymore, do you? Dare to use my photo to print toilet paper, believe it or not, I will sue you for infringing the right of portrait and reputation?"

"Here, I suggest that Mr. Xi look at the contract. You have the full authority to authorize the Yunbao daily necessities series. No matter whether it is the right of portrait or the right of reputation, please rest assured."

"You guys stop giving away that shitty toilet paper for free right now, right now!"

"Mr. Xi, please rest assured, this batch of Yunbao love toilet paper has been sold out, and the new batch is not yet on the shelves."

"Aren't you mocking me on purpose? Get out! Get out of here!"

"Then hang up here first, I wish Mr. Xu a happy life and everything goes smoothly, beep..."

Ever since he came back from the factory that day, Jiang Yunian has been drifting in the ocean of learning with peace of mind and hugging the little bear, not caring about the storms and waves outside.

The night before the start of school, Han Ju called: "It took only three days for the paper to be delivered, and the response was pretty good. Those old men and women kept coming to ask when the next batch will be on the shelves, or how many tons will I pay for a week's pocket money? "

When Jiang Yunian lowered his head and wrote the question, he answered him with two purposes: "It's fine, but you can't just rely on your laurels."

Han Ju immediately became excited: "I know you still have another trick, brother tell me quickly, brother wait and see with money!"

"Such as brooms, mops, toilet brushes, footballs, etc., you can buy some appropriately, update them, and enrich the Yunbao series of products. I will pay half of the money."

"Hiss..." Han Ju gasped, "I feel like Chu Yun carried the train and ran away overnight without waiting for you to get rich."

"It's okay. It's a good thing to facilitate people's lives and resolve public anger. If he runs away, he will run away. It's not a loss anyway. After all, he is also a spokesperson. In the future, when there are new products, I will send two to others. This time, I didn't think carefully."

"Hahahaha don't mention him, brother finally has a vacation, don't just stay at home and be bored, go out with us tonight and have a good time?"

Jiang Yunian stretched out his arms, bent his elbows behind his head, and lazily looked at the results of the past few days on the desk. He didn't know what to think of, and smiled with his handsome eyebrows.

"Come on, same old."

After fighting for seven days, it is indeed time to go out and relax, Jiang Yunian bowed his head and said goodbye to the little bear.

The author has something to say: Don't rush to learn after reading it, fairies!I asked a friend who studies the law, even if it is printing paper for public welfare, it needs the consent of the person concerned, otherwise it is still an act of infringing on the right of portrait and reputation.

Be careful!

Unless you meet a "Chu Yun".