Boyfriend bought dried fish as a gift
Chapter 27 27 small dried fish
Chu Xingzhou's family has a refrigerator full of dried fish all year round, which can be eaten casually. Shen Qianfan, who is used to eating dried fish, is not interested in cat food.
"Is your cat food that delicious?" Shen Qianfan asked curiously.
In his impression, the taste of cat food was monotonous, a little salty and a little dry, and he seldom ate it after he became an adult.
The stray cat brother nodded again and again: "It's delicious, our four kitty brothers rummaged through the trash cans in half of the city, only to find these three bags of brand-name cat food that have just expired for six months."
The little stray cats tried to bribe him with a package of cat food that was six months out of date.
Shen Qianfan almost laughed: "Do you know why President Chu chose me? Because I ate his dried fish. But you would rather eat expired cat food than eat his dried fish."
The small dried fish made by hand is not as popular as expired cat food, so how embarrassing is Chu Xingzhou.
But after hearing this, the stray cat brothers all showed shocked expressions: "What, you ate his dried fish?"
"No way! Did you really eat it?"
"Oh my god!"
Hearing this, not only the younger brother, but even the big fat cat showed admiration, wishing to give him a thumbs up: "Wow, you dare to eat that kind of thing! It really is not an ordinary cat."
Shen Qianfan heard something was wrong: "What's wrong with Xiaoyu?"
He originally thought that the dried fish didn't suit the tricky taste of stray cats, but Fat Cat said in panic, "It's too scary, we are all afraid of Boss Chu's dried fish."
"Afraid of small fish?"
Are cats afraid of fish?
This is really absurd.
Shen Qianfan even found it a little funny: "Did you see Xiao Yugan flying in the sky, or did Xiao Yugan whip you with his tail?"
The fat cat shook his head again and again: "No, but there is no reason. Being afraid is just being afraid. Just like humans are afraid of heights, rabbits are afraid of wolves, and little brothers are afraid of me, cats don't need a reason to be afraid of Xiaoyugan."
Some small dried fish are born to be the natural enemies of all stray cats!
Shen Qianfan shook his head.
Not only did he not understand, he also felt a little hungry when talking about dried fish.
I really want to go home early and eat dried fish.
Shen Qianfan glanced at the granulated cat food in the food bowl, the color and smell were poor, and it looked a bit like the dung balls pulled out by the little rabbit brother.
He really couldn't whet his appetite, so he paced back and forth in the room to distract himself.
Several posters were pasted on the walls of the room, with the words "Cat Academy" written on them.Shen Qianfan studied it carefully, only to realize that the stray cats sent here have to receive re-employment training, so that they can learn how to get along with humans as pets.
The current animal shelters are not easy to do. It is generally difficult to find suitable adopters. They can only provide care for the animals until their end. The workload is heavy.
Therefore, the staff came up with a way to train the cats, so that the cats can learn cat morality, be sensible and obedient, so as to find people who are willing to adopt them as soon as possible.
There are also many photos of successful cat operators on the wall, as well as training experience sharing.It is said that these cats have passed the assessment of the cat moral training class and were successfully adopted.
But these success stories seem to have failed to inspire the four stray cat brothers at all.
"Have you thought about it yet?" Seeing Shen Qianfan ignoring them, the little stray cat said anxiously, "Get us out, and you can still hang out with big brother in the future."
"..." Shen Qianfan politely refused, "Thank you, brother. But I already have a serious job, so I can't hang out with you."
He is already an assistant to the president with an annual salary of one million and has an independent office. It is too shameful to dig out the trash can with the stray cat brother.
Fat Cat looked down at him, and suddenly let out a "ha": "Aren't you also trapped?" "
I have already offered such generous terms, not only rewarding a whole pack of expensive cat food, but even promising to bring him along in the future.
This is the favor of the stray cat brother, a temptation that all stray cats in the world cannot refuse.No cat can refuse such a generous reward!
It's a pity that Shen Qianfan is not a stray cat.In his eyes, Fat Huamao's promise was no different from fraudulent text messages such as "I, Qin Shihuang, send money".
Shen Qianfan said lazily: "You can't get wind or rain here, so there's nothing wrong with it. Having cat food to eat and a place to sleep every day, isn't it much better than wandering around and sleeping in the open?"
The shelter provides a home for the stray animals. They are fed when they are hungry and taken care of when they are sick. It is a hundred times better than their life of digging through the trash cans downstairs of the company to find leftovers.
It's not that Shen Qianfan doesn't feel pain in his back when he stands and talks.
Shen Qianfan's life in the Yaozu shelter when he was a child was much more difficult than this. He didn't think there was anything wrong with living in the animal welfare home with good food and drink.
After these stray cats change their minds, they may also be adopted and have their own new home and life.This kind of life is better than wandering around for a lifetime, digging out trash cans for a living.
In terms of emotion and reason, Shen Qianfan would not help them escape from prison.
However, the only remaining eye of the chubby cat reveals the light of longing for freedom: "Give me freedom, or give me death."
"Are you going to help us?" Fat Cat threatened him, "If I tell them that you are a transvestite, they will definitely arrest you and take you to the research institute. Hehe, when you arrive at the research institute, it's not just about cutting kittens. Balls, they will make you into a specimen."
Shen Qianfan, on the other hand, looked like he didn't care, and lazily looked at the door, as if he had a plan in mind. "You learn to speak human language before you speak."
Shen Qianfan refused to help Fat Cat escape from prison, but he had to escape from prison himself because he was already a cat with an owner.
In this short ten minutes, while observing the movements of the old man at the door, Shen Qianfan calculated the monitoring blind spots, and initially formed the embryonic form of his escape plan in his mind.
The one who is best at catching cats is the old man just now.And the other staff in the orphanage, such as Director Jiwotou, have no combat effectiveness.
He just needs to avoid the old man and seize the opportunity to rush out.
The old man is old and has a little frequent urination, and he goes to the bathroom every half an hour.Shen Qianfan saw this opportunity.
The only trouble is that the door cannot be opened from the inside.
Shen Qianfan thought for a while, then suddenly jumped forward and opened the cage where the three stray cats were kept.
The younger brothers who regained their freedom ran out of the cage one after another, almost forgetting that the boss was still in another cage.
"Children, come and save me!" Fat Cat said hurriedly.
"Brother, hold on, we are coming!"
The three stray cats expressed their loyalty one after another, and then ran forward to scratch and bite the iron cage, without any rules.
The heavy iron cage was already precarious placed on a high place. It was squeezed by three stupid cats, and finally fell to the ground with a "clang" sound, making their elder brother stare at him.
The sound was so loud that it was difficult for people outside to hear it.
Soon, footsteps sounded in the corridor, from far to near, the director of Jiwotou came to the door, and looked through the glass window to observe what happened inside.
Shen Qianfan stood against the wall.
The green bird feathers on the director's head hadn't been pulled out yet. He stretched his neck at the window and saw the stray cat inside making trouble, so he opened the door to check.
When the door was pushed open, the kitty immediately slid through the supervisor's crotch like an arrow from the string.With a kick on his hind legs, he turned into a blurry white shadow and quickly crossed half of the corridor.
It happened so fast, the supervisor scratched his head, and before he could realize what happened, he walked towards the mischievous stray cats.
Watching Shen Qianfan slip away alone without showing any loyalty, the stray cat brother seemed to have met his own destiny, struggled to get up, and patted the cage.
"Meow!" Hateful green tea cat, let your grandpa out!
Shen Qianfan escaped from under the supervisor's nose, and ran out of the corridor all the way.When it rushed into the yard, it found two people standing in the yard.
Shen Qianfan drove too fast, the brakes failed, and he bumped into one of them.
The staff on the side were terrified: "Oh, Mr. Chu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! This new kitten has not received training in cat ethics, so he really doesn't understand the rules!"
Chu Xingzhou lowered his head and saw a familiar kitten: "..."
"Meow."
Hi, Mr. Chu.
Shen Qianfan raised his head to greet him, and looked away in embarrassment.
"Why are you here?" Chu Xingzhou picked up the kitten.
Relying on the fact that he is a cat, Shen Qianfan can pretend to be stupid without talking, so he only "meowed" twice to deal with him, and rubbed Chu Xingzhou's face to act like a spoiled child.
Sure enough, humans cannot resist the charm of kittens.As soon as Shen Qianfan acted like a baby, Chu Xingzhou stopped asking and continued talking to the staff.
Shen Qianfan still hugged his neck and did not let go, hanging on Chu Xingzhou's body like a fluffy pendant.
No wonder Shen Qianfan didn't see a single stray cat downstairs in the company today. It turned out that Chu Xingzhou felt sorry for the stray cats wandering downstairs in the company and asked the staff of the animal welfare institution to bring them back here.
Shen Qianfan was a little ashamed, and buried his face on Chu Xingzhou's shoulder.
It turned out that he misunderstood the boss, Chu Xingzhou didn't go out to steal the cat, he actually went to do good deeds.
Chu Xingzhou kindly sent the stray cats to the shelter, but he misunderstood that there were cats outside him who were at odds with him. He really treated the gentleman's belly with the heart of a kitten!
When Shen Qianfan followed Chu Xingzhou back home, the surrounding street lights were all on.
Under the light, the three puppies of Mr. Er's house next door are still jumping happily on the grass.
Their glass jars fell to the side, and there were already many little ladybugs in them, buzzing and buzzing.
At some point, Mrs. Husky moved a recliner over and was still lying on the grass.She has had enough sunbathing during the day and is now ready for a moonbath.
The puppies next to him were barking and wagging their tails.
Mr. Two is playing their favorite game of catch with them.Puppies always seem to have inexhaustible energy, and a boring ball throwing game can also be played from morning to night, sleepless and tireless.
"Good evening!" Mr. Er greeted Chu Xingzhou and the kitten when he saw them.
Erbai Wuhua is also fat in human form, with flip-flops on his feet, wearing Hawaiian shorts, sitting on the steps and throwing the ball with his hands up.
The three puppies immediately barked excitedly and chased after the ball.
Shen Qianfan couldn't help thinking: Mr. Er is really the only one who treats his son like a dog.
"Is your cat food that delicious?" Shen Qianfan asked curiously.
In his impression, the taste of cat food was monotonous, a little salty and a little dry, and he seldom ate it after he became an adult.
The stray cat brother nodded again and again: "It's delicious, our four kitty brothers rummaged through the trash cans in half of the city, only to find these three bags of brand-name cat food that have just expired for six months."
The little stray cats tried to bribe him with a package of cat food that was six months out of date.
Shen Qianfan almost laughed: "Do you know why President Chu chose me? Because I ate his dried fish. But you would rather eat expired cat food than eat his dried fish."
The small dried fish made by hand is not as popular as expired cat food, so how embarrassing is Chu Xingzhou.
But after hearing this, the stray cat brothers all showed shocked expressions: "What, you ate his dried fish?"
"No way! Did you really eat it?"
"Oh my god!"
Hearing this, not only the younger brother, but even the big fat cat showed admiration, wishing to give him a thumbs up: "Wow, you dare to eat that kind of thing! It really is not an ordinary cat."
Shen Qianfan heard something was wrong: "What's wrong with Xiaoyu?"
He originally thought that the dried fish didn't suit the tricky taste of stray cats, but Fat Cat said in panic, "It's too scary, we are all afraid of Boss Chu's dried fish."
"Afraid of small fish?"
Are cats afraid of fish?
This is really absurd.
Shen Qianfan even found it a little funny: "Did you see Xiao Yugan flying in the sky, or did Xiao Yugan whip you with his tail?"
The fat cat shook his head again and again: "No, but there is no reason. Being afraid is just being afraid. Just like humans are afraid of heights, rabbits are afraid of wolves, and little brothers are afraid of me, cats don't need a reason to be afraid of Xiaoyugan."
Some small dried fish are born to be the natural enemies of all stray cats!
Shen Qianfan shook his head.
Not only did he not understand, he also felt a little hungry when talking about dried fish.
I really want to go home early and eat dried fish.
Shen Qianfan glanced at the granulated cat food in the food bowl, the color and smell were poor, and it looked a bit like the dung balls pulled out by the little rabbit brother.
He really couldn't whet his appetite, so he paced back and forth in the room to distract himself.
Several posters were pasted on the walls of the room, with the words "Cat Academy" written on them.Shen Qianfan studied it carefully, only to realize that the stray cats sent here have to receive re-employment training, so that they can learn how to get along with humans as pets.
The current animal shelters are not easy to do. It is generally difficult to find suitable adopters. They can only provide care for the animals until their end. The workload is heavy.
Therefore, the staff came up with a way to train the cats, so that the cats can learn cat morality, be sensible and obedient, so as to find people who are willing to adopt them as soon as possible.
There are also many photos of successful cat operators on the wall, as well as training experience sharing.It is said that these cats have passed the assessment of the cat moral training class and were successfully adopted.
But these success stories seem to have failed to inspire the four stray cat brothers at all.
"Have you thought about it yet?" Seeing Shen Qianfan ignoring them, the little stray cat said anxiously, "Get us out, and you can still hang out with big brother in the future."
"..." Shen Qianfan politely refused, "Thank you, brother. But I already have a serious job, so I can't hang out with you."
He is already an assistant to the president with an annual salary of one million and has an independent office. It is too shameful to dig out the trash can with the stray cat brother.
Fat Cat looked down at him, and suddenly let out a "ha": "Aren't you also trapped?" "
I have already offered such generous terms, not only rewarding a whole pack of expensive cat food, but even promising to bring him along in the future.
This is the favor of the stray cat brother, a temptation that all stray cats in the world cannot refuse.No cat can refuse such a generous reward!
It's a pity that Shen Qianfan is not a stray cat.In his eyes, Fat Huamao's promise was no different from fraudulent text messages such as "I, Qin Shihuang, send money".
Shen Qianfan said lazily: "You can't get wind or rain here, so there's nothing wrong with it. Having cat food to eat and a place to sleep every day, isn't it much better than wandering around and sleeping in the open?"
The shelter provides a home for the stray animals. They are fed when they are hungry and taken care of when they are sick. It is a hundred times better than their life of digging through the trash cans downstairs of the company to find leftovers.
It's not that Shen Qianfan doesn't feel pain in his back when he stands and talks.
Shen Qianfan's life in the Yaozu shelter when he was a child was much more difficult than this. He didn't think there was anything wrong with living in the animal welfare home with good food and drink.
After these stray cats change their minds, they may also be adopted and have their own new home and life.This kind of life is better than wandering around for a lifetime, digging out trash cans for a living.
In terms of emotion and reason, Shen Qianfan would not help them escape from prison.
However, the only remaining eye of the chubby cat reveals the light of longing for freedom: "Give me freedom, or give me death."
"Are you going to help us?" Fat Cat threatened him, "If I tell them that you are a transvestite, they will definitely arrest you and take you to the research institute. Hehe, when you arrive at the research institute, it's not just about cutting kittens. Balls, they will make you into a specimen."
Shen Qianfan, on the other hand, looked like he didn't care, and lazily looked at the door, as if he had a plan in mind. "You learn to speak human language before you speak."
Shen Qianfan refused to help Fat Cat escape from prison, but he had to escape from prison himself because he was already a cat with an owner.
In this short ten minutes, while observing the movements of the old man at the door, Shen Qianfan calculated the monitoring blind spots, and initially formed the embryonic form of his escape plan in his mind.
The one who is best at catching cats is the old man just now.And the other staff in the orphanage, such as Director Jiwotou, have no combat effectiveness.
He just needs to avoid the old man and seize the opportunity to rush out.
The old man is old and has a little frequent urination, and he goes to the bathroom every half an hour.Shen Qianfan saw this opportunity.
The only trouble is that the door cannot be opened from the inside.
Shen Qianfan thought for a while, then suddenly jumped forward and opened the cage where the three stray cats were kept.
The younger brothers who regained their freedom ran out of the cage one after another, almost forgetting that the boss was still in another cage.
"Children, come and save me!" Fat Cat said hurriedly.
"Brother, hold on, we are coming!"
The three stray cats expressed their loyalty one after another, and then ran forward to scratch and bite the iron cage, without any rules.
The heavy iron cage was already precarious placed on a high place. It was squeezed by three stupid cats, and finally fell to the ground with a "clang" sound, making their elder brother stare at him.
The sound was so loud that it was difficult for people outside to hear it.
Soon, footsteps sounded in the corridor, from far to near, the director of Jiwotou came to the door, and looked through the glass window to observe what happened inside.
Shen Qianfan stood against the wall.
The green bird feathers on the director's head hadn't been pulled out yet. He stretched his neck at the window and saw the stray cat inside making trouble, so he opened the door to check.
When the door was pushed open, the kitty immediately slid through the supervisor's crotch like an arrow from the string.With a kick on his hind legs, he turned into a blurry white shadow and quickly crossed half of the corridor.
It happened so fast, the supervisor scratched his head, and before he could realize what happened, he walked towards the mischievous stray cats.
Watching Shen Qianfan slip away alone without showing any loyalty, the stray cat brother seemed to have met his own destiny, struggled to get up, and patted the cage.
"Meow!" Hateful green tea cat, let your grandpa out!
Shen Qianfan escaped from under the supervisor's nose, and ran out of the corridor all the way.When it rushed into the yard, it found two people standing in the yard.
Shen Qianfan drove too fast, the brakes failed, and he bumped into one of them.
The staff on the side were terrified: "Oh, Mr. Chu, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! This new kitten has not received training in cat ethics, so he really doesn't understand the rules!"
Chu Xingzhou lowered his head and saw a familiar kitten: "..."
"Meow."
Hi, Mr. Chu.
Shen Qianfan raised his head to greet him, and looked away in embarrassment.
"Why are you here?" Chu Xingzhou picked up the kitten.
Relying on the fact that he is a cat, Shen Qianfan can pretend to be stupid without talking, so he only "meowed" twice to deal with him, and rubbed Chu Xingzhou's face to act like a spoiled child.
Sure enough, humans cannot resist the charm of kittens.As soon as Shen Qianfan acted like a baby, Chu Xingzhou stopped asking and continued talking to the staff.
Shen Qianfan still hugged his neck and did not let go, hanging on Chu Xingzhou's body like a fluffy pendant.
No wonder Shen Qianfan didn't see a single stray cat downstairs in the company today. It turned out that Chu Xingzhou felt sorry for the stray cats wandering downstairs in the company and asked the staff of the animal welfare institution to bring them back here.
Shen Qianfan was a little ashamed, and buried his face on Chu Xingzhou's shoulder.
It turned out that he misunderstood the boss, Chu Xingzhou didn't go out to steal the cat, he actually went to do good deeds.
Chu Xingzhou kindly sent the stray cats to the shelter, but he misunderstood that there were cats outside him who were at odds with him. He really treated the gentleman's belly with the heart of a kitten!
When Shen Qianfan followed Chu Xingzhou back home, the surrounding street lights were all on.
Under the light, the three puppies of Mr. Er's house next door are still jumping happily on the grass.
Their glass jars fell to the side, and there were already many little ladybugs in them, buzzing and buzzing.
At some point, Mrs. Husky moved a recliner over and was still lying on the grass.She has had enough sunbathing during the day and is now ready for a moonbath.
The puppies next to him were barking and wagging their tails.
Mr. Two is playing their favorite game of catch with them.Puppies always seem to have inexhaustible energy, and a boring ball throwing game can also be played from morning to night, sleepless and tireless.
"Good evening!" Mr. Er greeted Chu Xingzhou and the kitten when he saw them.
Erbai Wuhua is also fat in human form, with flip-flops on his feet, wearing Hawaiian shorts, sitting on the steps and throwing the ball with his hands up.
The three puppies immediately barked excitedly and chased after the ball.
Shen Qianfan couldn't help thinking: Mr. Er is really the only one who treats his son like a dog.
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