Dressed as a palace cat butler

A few days before Pei Ye left, Fang Tishuang really thought about him all the time.

When His Majesty was away, he occupied the dragon bed, turned out some of Pei Ye's clothes, rolled them up in a random ball, and stuffed them under the quilt to sleep with him.

But even so, Fang Tishuang also slept very unhappily.

In the middle of the night, I fell into a dream, or saw His Majesty being stabbed several times by that barbaric Turkic man, while he was beside him like a wandering ghost, making the heavens and the earth incomprehensible.

Or he dreamed that the return date had come, but the emperor's guard of honor had not yet returned. He searched around the Daming Palace, but he still couldn't find any trace of Pei Ye's existence.

For several days, Fang Tishuang woke up crying.

After that, Fang Tishuang forced Cao Silang to accompany him, but Cao Silang dared not sleep on the dragon bed, so Fang Tishuang had to wrong him to lie on the small bed with her.

With elder brother sleeping with him, Fang Tishuang was not so afraid in her heart, even if she woke up crying at night, seeing such a person beside her, she felt more at ease after all.

Another day, Su Jing came to the gate of the side hall and reported loudly: "Little master, the saint's reply has arrived."

When Fang Tishuang heard the words, she hurriedly dropped the brush, then looked up at Jiang Yanchan: "Sir, I..."

Jiang Yanchan was concentrating on painting, and without raising his head when he heard the words, he just said, "Go."

Fang Tishuang flew out immediately, first he took the letter impatiently, and then remembered to thank Su Jing.

Immediately afterwards, he went back to his small table and sat down, and began to look at the envelope. The envelope was soaked in a layer of faint sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance, and on the front were four words lying on it: Tiao Shuang kisses.

Fang Tishuang secretly glanced at Jiang Yanchan on the eye platform, then turned sideways softly, and quietly sniffed the ink mixed with sweet-scented osmanthus on the envelope.

When the baby was enough, he slowly opened the envelope, then took out the letter paper inside, and carefully flattened it.

I saw that the entire page of letter paper was densely filled with writing, but there was only one word "meow" from the beginning to the end, like a weird secret letter.

Fang Tishuang didn't believe in evil, so she turned it back and looked at the back. The back of the rice paper was clean, with not a word on it.

Immediately afterwards, he put the paper on the fire and roasted it until it almost burned the letter paper, and there was still a whole page of meow meow on it.

Fang Tishuang finally came to his senses at this moment, and angrily patted the rice paper on the table.

This letter must have been written by Pei Ye deliberately to tease him.

He was out of breath for a while, so he wanted to crumble the letter and throw it into the wastebasket, but in the end he was not willing to throw it away, so he folded it angrily.

When she was about to put the letter paper back into the envelope, Fang Tishuang suddenly found that the envelope contained half a bag of golden osmanthus, no wonder the envelope was so fragrant.

He poured out the sweet-scented osmanthus from the envelope, put it in the palm of his hand, smelled it carefully, and unconsciously felt better.

Jiang Yanchan on the stage glanced at the silly boy who was holding a handful of sweet-scented osmanthus and smirking at the side of the small table, and couldn't help but hook his mouth: "Oh, the autumn atmosphere is strong outside here, why is there a silly boy here Have you thought of spring early?"

Fang Tishuang raised her head stupidly, and looked around: "Who? Where is it?"

It was only after asking that she realized who she was joking about. Fang Tishuang's ears turned red all the way to his neck. The ambiguous marks on his neck hadn't disappeared after several days, so he had no choice but to tie a small collar around his neck to hide his embarrassment.

That's why Jiang Yanchan only saw his flushed face, she covered her face and smiled, and Wan'er, who was standing beside her, also smiled.

"Who else is a kid here besides you?" Wan'er joked, "Could it be me?"

Fang Tishuang also plays bullshit at Pei Ye's place. When she is ashamed and annoyed, she wants to scratch people with her teeth and claws. Her bad temper and anger are directed at her own people, but in front of Mr. Master, she is always very well-behaved and quiet.

At this moment, I knew that I lowered my head in embarrassment and could not say a word.

After being laughed at by two girls, one big and one small, he murmured an aggrieved sentence: "You bully people..."

The more he is like this, the more Jiang Yanchan loves to tease him. They are mentors and apprentices to each other. After getting along for so many years, they have already seen through the relationship between him and the emperor, but this kid still looks clueless.

"Our sage has only been gone for a few days, and some people are depressed, and their little faces are sunken with worry," Jiang Yanchan laughed again, "God is sorry, the sage should come back soon, otherwise it will be hard for us This is the little lover who stayed behind in the imperial capital."

Fang Tishuang faltered and said: "Sir, don't talk nonsense, Your Majesty and I are bosom friends, what kind of lover..."

The word "lover", he said it as if his mouth was hot, and rolled it vaguely, if it weren't for Jiang Yanchan's sharp ears, he might not be able to hear it clearly.

Jiang Yanchan got up and walked to his small table, Fang Tishuang immediately made room for his master to sit down.

"Didn't the sage tell you?" Jiang Yanchan asked softly, "He didn't become a queen, and for so many years, he didn't even have a maid who warmed the bed. Why don't you understand His Majesty's intentions?"

Fang Tishuang looked up into her eyes and blinked: "I have made an agreement with His Majesty, if he does not become an empress, I will not marry a wife, and we will be confidants for life."

"It's good to be friends with each other," Jiang Yanchan said with a smile, "But wouldn't it be better to be a couple?"

Fang Tishuang's cheeks suddenly seemed to be on fire: "Then how can it be done, His Majesty and I are both husband...men, how can we be husband and wife?"

Although in his heart, the two of them have kissed behind others' backs so many times, this is the reality of being a husband and wife, but in his eyes, this is still a "bad thing" that cannot be known under the blue sky.

Jiang Yanchan and Wan'er looked at each other, and looked at Fang Tishuang with hatred, and then the former simply threw him a sentence: "Shuang'er, you really made that Youyin Sect stupid, why don't you do this?" Do you know how to change it?"

"I didn't tell you before," Jiang Yanchan sighed softly, "The one in my family is also a girl. Although she has no status, we treat each other like husband and wife, no different from ordinary couples."

Fang Tishuang was really stupid this time, at first he always thought that Jiang Yanchan was still single, but after a long time, he dully noticed that she had put up a woman's bun, and once saw her newly changed waist. After picking up a purse, Fang Tishuang casually boasted that the design is beautiful.

Jiang Yanchan smiled and said that it was the one at home who embroidered. Only then did Fang Tishuang know that she had a family, but she only thought that her master was capable, and the family had a fan who was a good embroiderer.

"People like us are not inferior to other couples," Jiang Yanchan called him lightly, "When the love is strong, who cares whether the other party is a man or a woman? It is a good thing to read more sage books, but And don't get framed by what's in there."

Fang Tishuang thought about it seriously, then nodded in a daze.

On this day, he still misses his little lover who is drifting away from Chang'an City.

After being released from the hall, Fang Tishuang ran to the Tiger Hall for the first time, pestering Wan'er to teach her how to embroider purses.

While laughing at him, Wan'er accompanied him to choose a piece of material, and then taught him how to embroider.

Although Fang Tishuang drew the pattern very well, but his handiwork was jerky, and he really didn't have any talent for embroidery. No matter how Wan'er corrected him, he would still make the wrong stitches where he should have made mistakes.

In the end, he pierced eight out of ten fingers, and then he pierced a nondescript embroidery pattern crookedly.

After the present was done, Fang Tishuang's little patience finally ran out, and she casually threw the rag into the basket, and then reached out her hand pitifully, asking Wan'er to give him medicine.

Another day.

The master and husband took a rest, Fang Tishuang wandered in the yard boredly, picked several flowers that were said to be very precious, tore them up and threw them into the sky for fun.

But now that His Majesty was not around to reprimand him, he felt that such a prank was meaningless, and when he was about to turn back and go back to sleep, he suddenly heard a strange man's voice from outside.

"Fang Tishuang!" The man paused after shouting, and then asked Su Jing who led him in behind, "Is that his name?"

Su Jing nodded respectfully: "Yes."

Fang Tishuang walked over hesitantly, the young man behaved recklessly, almost ran into him when he came in.

The young man touched his shoulder with a folding fan, and then looked at him carefully, and then smiled: "So it's you, when I saw you last time, you were still such a small ball of beans." , and now she is actually a great beauty."

Fang Tishuang also raised her head to look at him, and felt that this person's words were light and didn't sound like a good thing, and seeing his thick eyebrows and thin eyes, he looked shrewd at first glance, but looked a bit simple and honest at a closer look, which was really contradictory .

This is Prince Huai, Fang Tishuang had bumped into him a few times when he came to meet the emperor.

He looked more handsome after growing up, but compared to his Majesty, he was still far behind.

"What? You don't recognize me anymore?" Pei Yi took his shoulders naturally and familiarly, "Brother Huang sent me a message before leaving, saying that he was afraid that you would be bored staying in the palace alone, so he let me be free." From time to time, I will take you out of the palace for a walk to relax and relieve boredom."

Fang Tishuang broke away his hand, then looked back at Su Jing.

Su Jing nodded slightly: "Your Majesty said so."

If it wasn't for Pei Ye's order, he wouldn't have dared to let people into the palace on his own initiative.

Fang Tishuang immediately felt relieved, Pei Yi's heart was as big as the sea, he didn't care about his doubts, and urged him: "Hurry up, the horses and chariots are ready, don't get bored in this palace, my lord Take you out of the palace to see the world."

Under his urging, Fang Tishuang trotted back to the bedroom to change clothes.

He had also heard Pei Ye mention Prince Huai.

This person has no big ambitions, loves playing with cats and dogs, drinking and courting prostitutes. He says he is a prince, but he is actually a big eater with empty titles who only eat and don't work.

The Kou family was not far behind, and there were few people available around Pei Ye, so he wanted to promote the prince a little bit, but who knew that he was still unwilling to take the power that was handed over to him, and prepared a long nonsense talk, but he refused up.

Fang Tishuang didn't know how many times Pei Ye had tested him secretly, but since it was arranged by His Majesty, it showed that Pei Ye had at least a lot of trust in this half-brother.

He changed his clothes, and as soon as he walked out of the dormitory, he was pushed into the carriage parked outside by Pei Yi: "If someone asks you later, just say that you are my distant relative, the cousin of my aunt's family."

Fang Tishuang nodded obediently, then looked outside: "Where are we going?"

"Naturally, it's a fun place." Pei Yi knocked on the folding fan, raising his eyebrows in a suave way, "It's a pity that the emperor won't let me take you to the Fireworks and Willow Lane, otherwise I will take you there." Pingkangfang is a good place to go for a stroll.”

Fang Tishuang had heard of this place when he was young, his earlobe was reddish, and he didn't quite agree, "How can a decent person go to that kind of place?"

Pei Yi smiled and pushed him: "Are you fooled by the emperor's brother? Any man in Chang'an who has some spare money would not go to Pingkangfang for a stroll? After entering Beijing, I will also rest in Pingkangfang."

Fang Tishuang was greatly shocked: "You don't...don't fool people! That's too dishonest."

"Hey you," Pei Yi said here, and suddenly leaned over, and asked seductively in his ear, "Brother Huang hasn't touched you yet, has he? That's too bearable. If it's true, I, Pei Yi Yi respects him as a man!"

Fang Tishuang almost wanted to kick him out of the car, and he didn't understand why Pei Ye would find such a person to play with him, but Pei Ye is not in the capital now, no one is backing him, he dare not really go here kicked the prince.

"What nonsense are you talking about, you are prostitution in the daytime, you are too shameless."

Pei Yi laughed for a long time, and after a while, he couldn't help asking again: "He really hasn't touched you?"

Fang Tishuang was tortured by him for a long time, and then he replied in a voice like a mosquito: "I have touched... We have kissed."

Just these few words, he said it as if he had killed someone and set fire to it, his whole face was blushing as if it was about to bleed.

Pei Yi almost collapsed with laughter, hiccupped several times, and almost couldn't get over his breath: "Can that be called touch? Oh my god!"

He paused for a while, and then continued: "Two people hugged each other naked, rolled on the bed, that's called touching!"

Fang Tishuang opened her eyes wide with shame and curiosity: "You...don't lie to me."

"What did I lie to you for? Next time," Pei Yi managed to stop laughing, "When you are free next time, I will quietly take you to Pingkangfang for a stroll. When you come out, Keep it and you will understand everything.”

Fang Tishuang was both tangled and curious, conflicted: "I can't go, it's not a good place, if His Majesty finds out, he will be angry."

"You go secretly. If the king doesn't say anything, you don't say anything," Pei Yi said, "Your Majesty is thousands of miles away now, and besides, the emperor doesn't have clairvoyant eyes and ears. Who would know? Besides, you plan to live forever Just give the emperor a kiss? You two live in the imperial palace, not the Ci En Temple or the Monk Temple."

Fang Tishuang felt very embarrassed, and remained silent for a long while without speaking.

"Then let's make a deal like this," Pei Yi grabbed his shoulders, and then whispered in his ear, "Don't tell Brother Huang what we said today, if he knows, I'm afraid It was to kill me."

Fang Tishuang gave him a weird look, and said honestly: "I never lie to him, if he wants to ask, then I will definitely answer."

Normally, the people who hang out with Pei Yi are a group of cronies and playboys, he has never seen such a sincere child.

He patted Fang Tishuang's back lightly, and then coaxed him earnestly: "When you come out to play, the most important thing is to show loyalty. If you say so, I won't take you to play in the future-are you really Don’t you want to know what is called a real touch?”

"I don't want to..." Fang Tishuang blushed, said no, but nodded honestly.

Pei Yi immediately became amused: "Do you want it or not?"