Dressed as a palace cat butler

Since this litter of kittens was weaned, they always liked to follow the kittens in a single file, and they followed wherever the kittens went.

Fang Tishuang lamented that she was forced to be the grandfather of so many kittens at a young age, and at the same time licked the kittens one by one.

After smoothing them, he and Xiaomi picked up a cub in their mouths and placed them side by side.

Immediately afterwards, the little cat held its head high and began to teach the kittens the most important lesson in a cat's life: First, in this palace, a cat can accomplish nothing, but it must never be coquettish to others, Will not eat and drink.

Secondly, if you eat delicious food and drink spicy food all day long in this Daming Palace, and you still don’t gain weight or gain weight, that would be a great disgrace to the cat world. When you grow up, you won’t get the favor of your favorite kitten.

The kittens thought it was right, they nodded and shook their heads, remembering the elder's words in their hearts.

After teaching the group of kittens, the kitten turned around and went into the main hall. Pei Ye hadn't been so busy recently, but the kitten always mixed with the group of kittens, and rarely came to him during the day.

Although His Majesty didn't say anything, he was somewhat angry in his heart.

Seeing him finally come back now, he didn't speak, just quietly peeled a apple apple with a knife, the kitten has a very good nose, and when he smelled the sweet fragrance of the peach juice, he couldn't move. Got it.

The little cat rubbed lightly on Pei Ye's forearm, and his eyes were full of the sweet rose apple, so greedy that he was about to salivate.

However, Pei Ye pretended not to see him, flicked him to the side, and reminded: "Guzheng is using a knife, sticking so close, I will hurt you carefully in a while."

So the kitten sat on the small tuft of apples, waiting patiently for His Majesty to peel off the thin skin of the apple.

But seeing that the peach was ready to be peeled, Pei Ye didn't intend to hand it over to him to taste. Instead, he brought it to his mouth, took a bite, and chewed slowly.

"Meow!"

The little cat suddenly became furious, and jumped together, and then plunged into His Majesty's arms like a jack, waving its paws to grab the peach in his hand.

At the same time, outside the entrance of the main hall.

One big, four small and five cats, Maotou, were lying by the door and looking at their "cat boss". Seeing that with a few paws, he taught the human boss into obedience, and ate the peaches as he wished.

The kittens have opened their eyes and secretly made up their minds - they must learn to "act like a baby" like their cat boss in the future.

His Majesty in the hall glanced at the kitten, and said helplessly: "It's not that I won't give you food, it's like begging, how can there be such a rude royal cat like you?"

The little cat was scolded by him, but still felt very proud, took another bite of the sweet and juicy rose fruit with His Majesty's hand, but after chewing a couple of mouthfuls, it felt like it couldn't taste any sweetness .

Although this raccoon slave's body is light and comfortable, he doesn't have to hinder the rules. He can lie down anywhere when he wants to sleep, but there are two disadvantages. One is that he can't speak human words, and the other is that he always eats less It's a bit of a taste.

So the little cat let go of Pei Ye's hand, swaggered back to the bedroom, held back for a while, and then came out in a different body.

He turned into a human being, and he didn't show restraint in his behavior. He still squeezed into the dragon chair carelessly, and stuck to Pei Ye, and then ordered him very rudely: "Cut another piece of meat for me." Rose apple."

Pei Ye turned to look at him: "Who are you ordering?"

"Order my Sixth Brother," Fang Tishuang sees the wind and turns the rudder, and now his mouth is sweet again, "Isn't it okay to order my Aye?"

Seeing his appearance, Pei Ye couldn't help thinking of abusing him, pinching his cheeks, biting his ears, and making him cry.

But what he was thinking was one thing, but what he was doing was another. He carefully picked up the reddest and largest apple, and then started to peel the peach for Fang Tishuang on the tray. .

"Wan'er will leave the palace next year," Fang Tishuang said with her head resting on Pei Ye's shoulder, "Your Majesty, how do people grow so fast?"

While peeling the peaches, the emperor replied: "Aren't you going to be the [-]th next month? After two years, you will be weak. You should be a legitimate adult."

Fang Tishuang curled her lips unhappily, and muttered, "I don't want to be an adult now, I just want to be a child."

"Why do you think so again?" Pei Ye asked, "Isn't it good to be an adult?"

"What's the matter?" Fang Tishuang complained, "You see, when I grow up, I become more and more fierce."

Pei Ye smiled: "How do you say this? When did you attack me? Why doesn't Gu himself know?"

Fang Tishuang then counted his crimes with his fingers: "I held your hand half a month ago, and you thought it was hot, so let me go by myself; a few days ago, I gave you clothes when you took a bath, and you also murdered me." , don’t let me see; let’s talk about yesterday, we agreed to sleep together, but you pushed me back in the middle of the sleep, Your Majesty, I’m not talking about you, you’ve been too squeamish recently!”

Pei Ye stuffed the peeled apple apple into his mouth and blocked his mouth, with a bit of annoyance in his eyes, thinking that Fang Tishuang's neck was really a solid elm head, I don't know if I can get it right in my life.

His Majesty looked at him and saw that he was still like a child, he didn't care about his image at all, in a short while, his face was covered with juice, and even the skirt of his clothes was unfortunately stained by him.

"You've grown up," Pei Ye explained to him carefully, "Gu is no longer a child. Two big men stick together all day long, even sleeping and bathing. What do you mean?"

Fang Tishuang responded by giving him a very calm look: "What's the matter? Aren't we both male? We can't be husband and wife, and we can't have children. What are you afraid of?"

Pei Ye hesitated to speak, but he was afraid that he would accidentally teach the child badly. Fang Tishuang was raised by him in this Daming Palace, and he almost never walked out of the door. You can conceive a baby with just one mouth.

In the blink of an eye, all the apple apples in the plate went into Fang Tishuang's stomach. Pei Ye was a little confused, so he didn't remember to stop him. He said "I want more", and His Majesty subconsciously cut another one for him. .

When Fang Tishuang was full, she leaned back on the chair and patted her stomach, and showed His Majesty his raised belly with a smile, jokingly said, "Your Majesty, I'm pregnant too!"

Pei Ye subconsciously said: "How can that be, Gu hasn't..."

Nothing, he didn't dare to go on.

So he changed the subject, and joked with him again: "You are finished, you are pregnant with rose apple cubs, and I am afraid that you will give birth to a basket of peach essences in the coming year."

"Then how can it be full of peaches?" Fang Tishuang was not convinced, and suddenly became serious, "However, there should be a few cats mixed in..."

After speaking, Fang Tishuang subconsciously conceived a picture in his mind, and saw a row of kittens with peach heads in his mind, meowing and calling him grandpa.

He was taken aback by his fantasy, and quickly retracted his words: "I won't give birth, I won't give birth! It's scary."

Pei Ye's eyes suddenly and unconsciously skipped over his wet lips, and asked him with some fascination: "Are the peaches sour?"

Fang Tishuang looked at him strangely: "It's not sour at all, it's sweet."

"I don't believe it," Pei Ye said, "The one I ate just now is obviously sour."

Seeing such delicious and selfless peaches being scolded by him like this, Fang Tishuang immediately became a little unhappy: "I just tasted so many peaches and they were all sweet. Your tongue must be broken."

He was eager to justify the name of that sweet and delicious peach, so he said again: "If you don't believe me, try another one."

Pei Ye showed him the empty tray, with a look of grievance on his face: "Didn't you eat up all of this?"

Fang Tishuang glanced at the tray, and was also very distressed: "Then what should I do? You didn't say it just now, but I can leave a bite for you to eat, or you can let them pick up a few more catties and send it to you?"

Pei Ye stared into his eyes scorchingly: "But Gu can't wait."

As he spoke, he took Fang Tishuang into his arms, then lowered his head slightly, and kissed his lips that seemed to be shining with water.

Fang Tishuang's breath still carried a sweet peach fragrance, her eyes were wet, and she stared at him in disbelief.

His Majesty ate his mouth and was very satisfied, so he smiled in his ear and said, "My memory is wrong, it's sweet."

Fang Tishuang just felt a tingling sensation in his scalp, and subconsciously wanted to push him away, but his hands and feet were numb, and when he finally regained his strength, Fang Tishuang came up to Pei Ye's chest bitterly. Fist: "You... a disciple!"

"You..." Fang Tishuang was at a loss for words for a long while, and then blushed and cursed again, "You are shameless, you are too shameless!"

He really didn't expect that His Majesty, who used to be an elder brother and a confidant, would be so bad. He usually looks at a person who is polite and well-behaved, but now he dares to eat his mouth in public!

Fang Tishuang still wanted to scold him, but after holding it in for a long time, she couldn't think of any new words, so she pushed him away and ran towards the bedroom.

When he was running down the hall, his feet were weak, and he almost tripped over the steps. He staggered a few steps, and then he stood firmly.

Pei Ye was afraid that he would fall, so he hurriedly got up to help him, Fang Tishuang opened his hand with a pale face in a hurry: "Go away, I don't want your help!"

After speaking, he ran away without a trace.

Fang Tishuang quickly ran back to the dormitory, then hurriedly pushed the door latch, pulled off her boots in two steps, and quickly buried herself in the bed.

Right now his heart was beating so fast, it was as if a fish was writhing and restless in his chest.

Immediately afterwards, his cheeks were connected to the pinna, and the pinna was connected to the back of his head, and the whole piece caught fire.

He wholeheartedly thought that two people eating each other should be something that couples should do while lying in bed. He and Pei Ye are not husband and wife, but eating mouth is already doing a big bad thing.

Not to mention that this happened in the main hall, although no one else was watching, Fang Tishuang still felt extremely ashamed and ridiculous.

Apart from embarrassment and annoyance, I can't help but feel a little lucky, fortunately, he and His Majesty are male, otherwise, if he eats like this without restraint, he might be pregnant with a cub.

He is still so young!

Not long after, Pei Ye also chased him back, knocked outside the main door, and seeing no one answered, he went around to the side door again.

Fang Tishuang's mind was in a daze. How could he remember that there were two side doors left open in this hall. He was lying on the bed and thinking wildly, but Pei Ye's voice suddenly came from beside the bed: "Shuang'er?"

Fang Tishuang almost jumped up, and said indiscriminately: "How did you come in? I don't want to see you now, go away!"