Dressed as a palace cat butler

After returning to the palace, the first thing the kitten did was to tuck himself into the bed.

Pei Ye thought he was about to go to sleep, so he said to the little raccoon slave with some distaste, "Have you washed? You'll get under the quilt as soon as you come back..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a big bag suddenly bulging in the brocade quilt, and then he heard the child inside shouting: "Your Majesty, quickly find me a dress!"

His Majesty glanced at the bulge on the bed, and really wanted to go up and kick his ass. This kid is really getting more and more unruly, and now he dares to kick his nose and face to arouse the emperor to do things.

Before he agreed, Fang Tishuang suddenly revealed his head from under the quilt: "Your Majesty?"

His Majesty didn't want to answer him.

Fang Tishuang took the brocade quilt and moved to the side of the bed like a snail, then softened her voice and said to him coquettishly: "Brother Six, please help Shuang'er."

Pei Ye looked away uncomfortably: "Don't call it that, if someone else hears it..."

"Aren't we the only ones here?" Fang Tishuang rolled his eyes at him, "The others don't have clairvoyance, besides, I screamed so softly..."

The little emperor turned around helplessly. The suit fell on the snow just now. Although he picked it up quickly, it was covered with snow, so Pei Ye went to the suitcase to get a new one for him.

After changing his clothes, the child picked up the white rabbit lantern and the food he bought outside with the other hand, and then reported to his "sixth brother": "Your Majesty, I'm going back to the cattery to play for a while." Son, I'll be back in a while."

"Can you move it?" Pei Ye pointed to the two young eunuchs who were waiting outside to come in to accompany him, and then instructed, "Come back early, it will snow heavily at night."

"I know," the child glanced at the two little eunuchs, then turned his head and said to Pei Ye, "I just need... Minghe to accompany me."

Pei Ye: "OK."

Cao Minghe took a small cloak and went forward to put it on for Fang Tishuang. The few small cloaks hanging there were newly made for him by the Clothing Bureau, and they fit well and were very warm.

Fang Tishuang ran out bouncingly, just when Pei Ye thought he had left, he suddenly poked his head out from behind the screen, stared at His Majesty with a smile, and then added: "I'll be back in a while, don't miss me too much."

Pei Ye couldn't help but scolded with a smile: "Okay, get out of here."

The palace people were not only surprised but still surprised. They occasionally saw this young gentleman during their shifts, and they didn't know where he came from. They only knew that His Majesty treated him very well.

But they didn't expect that the emperor could indulge him "you come and I go", there is no respect for the emperor in the title, and he dared to say such nasty words to the emperor...

Not even Pei Ye's blood brothers dared to be so clingy to him.

Not long after Fang Tishuang and Cao Silang walked out, the child put the rabbit lantern into brother's hand.

Cao Silang turned his head to look at him: "Huh?"

Fang Tishuang frowned: "This is for brother."

"What about you?" Cao Silang asked.

The child smiled again: "I'm tired of playing just now."

Cao Silang didn't believe it in his heart, but because he was afraid of disappointing his little brother's wishes, he still took the lantern. He fiddled with the bright rabbit-shaped lantern, and then suddenly asked softly: "The sage will take you today. Went out of the palace?"

Fang Tishuang was stunned. Except for Eunuch Qi and Qian Niuwei, no one else knew about it. He only said that His Majesty was not feeling well today and was resting in the bedroom. He didn't know how Cao Silang guessed it.

"How did you know that?"

Cao Silang felt that his little brother was so innocent and cute, so he couldn't help but rubbed the top of his hair: "Silly boy, where can such a lantern come from in the palace?"

Fang Tishuang laughed foolishly: "I don't think so, brother is smart..."

Immediately afterwards, he explained: "Your Majesty promised to accompany me out of the palace to play for a while, but today he happened to be free, so we went to watch the lanterns outside the palace."

Fang Tishuang was afraid that Cao Silang would be sad, so he took a step back and said, "Actually, there's nothing to see, it's still the same as before."

Cao Silang took a step closer to him, then whispered in his ear, "Have you seen it at home?"

Fang Tishuang nodded: "Auntie and the others are not at home. I talked to Uncle and Second Sister, and lied to them that I live in the Immortal Palace now, and I asked Xianjun to lead me to be a servant."

Cao Silang paused, and then said, "It's pretty good."

The story of Shuang'er's death and resurrection is complicated and absurd, so it's better to make up a better lie, whether they believe it or not, it can make the relatives at home feel more relieved, and at least there is some comfort in their hearts.

The two chatted all the way to the Tiger Hall, Fang Tishuang shared the snacks bought outside with Wan'er and the others, only Wan'er in the cattery knew his identity, and the rest of the palace people, such as Ze Huan, only knew him. It's the one who lost her baby teeth last time.

"Thank you, little master, for the reward," Ze Huan said with a flattering smile, "Little master, Shangyuan Ankang."

In the end, he asked again: "Master, why do you have time to reward us today? Has the baby tooth beside him been replaced? Do you need..."

"No need!" Fang Tishuang didn't look very happy. When he saw Ze Huan like this, he remembered the bad thing about losing his teeth last time. "Thank you for picking my teeth for me last time."

Ze Huan didn't care what to say, and he really valued him at that time: "It's a small effort, besides, His Majesty has already rewarded it, how can I accept the gift from my little master again?"

Fang Tishuang immediately stretched out her hand, turned her face and said, "Then give it back to me."

Ze Huan hurriedly hugged the paper bag and ran away with a smile.

After arguing with them for a while, Fang Tishuang went back to the bedroom immediately, Pei Ye didn't lie to him, the night was getting darker, and it was snowing heavily outside.

When Fang Tishuang got into the dormitory, she was swept into the room by snow, and the goose-feather-like snowflakes were swept into the room by the night wind, and more than half of them melted before they hit the ground.

Fang Tishuang's ears and the tip of his nose were red from the cold. He rubbed his hands, trotted all the way to sit beside Pei Ye, and muttered, "I'm freezing to death. It wasn't so cold when I went just now."

The little emperor didn't answer his words, just held a book and read it quietly.

The child was very dissatisfied with the fact that he had been neglected. He took off his boots, stepped on the couch again, and then smirked and stuffed his cold little hands into the socket of His Majesty's neck.

"Would you like to clean up, Fang Tishuang?"

Seeing Pei frowning and looking back at him, Fang Tishuang was very happy on the contrary, and said confidently: "Who asked His Majesty to ignore me—what about the honey red fruit I kept?"

"I put it on the table outside for you, go find it yourself," Pei Ye pushed him away, and then slapped him on the buttocks bitterly, "Next time if you don't behave like this, I'll let Su Jing Send you to the criminal justice department."

Fang Tishuang slipped on his boots and ran away with a smile. The little emperor had to say this almost every day, but he was never willing to punish him, so he was not afraid at all.

Most of the food he brought back from outside the palace was given to Wan'er and his elder brother. He only left a bunch of honey red fruits and a box of preserved fruits for himself. When he was a cat, he couldn't taste any sweetness. These days But he was hungry to death.

Pei Ye's ears were quiet for a while, and then he saw the child running in noisily again: "It's over, Your Majesty, my honey red fruit has melted!"

The red fruit was covered with a layer of honey, it was frozen outside when it was freezing, but now it was baked by the earth dragon when it was inside the house, it turned into honey and hung on it.

"Then you take it out and put it in the snow, and eat it after it's frozen."

"But I can't wait!" The child impatiently gnawed down a hawthorn fruit dripping with honey, chewed it a few times, and swallowed it.

Pei Ye waited for a long time but did not see him spitting out the seeds, so he frowned slightly: "The hawthorn core is so hard, you are not afraid of choking on it for a while?"

Fang Tishuang lowered her head and bit another one, then said vaguely, "Anyway, it won't germinate in the belly, so I'm not afraid."

Pei Ye couldn't quite understand his nonsense, and was afraid that he would have a stomachache if he ate too much hawthorn core: "If it doesn't germinate, it's not easy to eat too much, spit it out."

The child climbed onto the couch, and then lay down by the window, vomiting what he had just saved in his mouth and the leftover kernel into the snow outside.

Then he turned his head and smiled at Pei Ye: "I lied to you, I didn't swallow it just now, it was all hidden under my tongue."

Pei Ye gave him a disgusted look.

"When the snow melts next year, a hawthorn tree will grow outside the window," Fang Tishuang thought happily as she leaned on the couch, "When it bears fruit, we will have red fruit every year."

After speaking, he delivered the bunch of red fruits wrapped in honey to Pei Ye's mouth, as if offering a treasure: "Your Majesty, you should try it too, this is sweet and sour, it's delicious."

Pei Ye glanced at him, and said coldly: "Take it away, I don't like to eat this."

Fang Tishuang judged others by herself, thinking that there should be no one in the world who would not like such a delicious thing, so she touched the bunch of honey red fruits to His Majesty's lips, and then forced to buy and sell: "Your lips touch It's here, it's already dirty, eat it quickly."

Right now, the little emperor really wants to go to the Ci'en Temple to ask for Buddhist teachings, or ask for a few talismans from Yunqing Temple, the kind that can turn this annoying child back into a raccoon slave.

But he tilted his head and glanced at the expectant child beside him, finally biting into a hawthorn covered with honey, the honey was very sweet but not overpowering, mixed with the sourness of red fruit , quite delicious.

Fang Tishuang smiled at him: "I didn't lie to you, did I?"

With a smile on his face, he even shook his hands. With just such a slight shake, the sticky honey dripped onto the pages of the book spread out on Pei Ye's lap.

Pei Ye: ...

Seeing this, Fang Tishuang immediately took back the bunch of honey-red fruits, because she harvested it too quickly, and accidentally splashed a drop of honey on Pei Ye's lower garment, and the sticky drop of honey was still disconnected from his bunch of honey-red fruits, entangled It took a while to break.

"Fang, Ti, Shuang!" Pei Ye gritted his teeth.

The child immediately ran away holding the bunch of honey red berries, not even putting on his boots in a hurry, but fortunately, the earth dragon was burning in the palace, and he would not feel cold when he stepped on the ground barefoot.

"I didn't mean it," Fang Tishuang quickly slipped behind the screen, poking out only one head. Seeing that Pei Ye was about to get up, he yelled, "I was wrong, don't hit me! Don't throw me away either." honey red fruit!"

After finishing speaking, he stuffed the rest of the honey red fruit into his mouth, and then said vaguely: "Well...don't send me to the Criminal Division."

Pei Ye didn't hear what he was muttering at all, but saw that the child stuffed his cheeks like a quokka, which was a bit funny, so most of the anger in his heart disappeared.

"It's okay not to go to the Criminal Division," Pei Yeyao said to him, "then deduct half a month's snacks from you."

The child had a bitter face, and there were too many red fruits stuffed in his mouth. Right now he couldn't chew or swallow, and he opened his mouth like an idiot, unable to articulate a single word, but he couldn't bear to spit it out, so He just looked at Pei Ye pitifully.

Pei Ye stared at him for a while, at first he wanted to maintain his majesty and restraint as the emperor, but in the end he couldn't hold back and still laughed.

This time he did what he said, and he really punished the little cat for half a month of snacks. Not only did not lose the scale at all, but also gained some weight.

In addition, there is another unfortunate thing.

After the beginning of spring, a small seedling really grew out of the place where Fang Tishuang spat out the hawthorn seeds on the Lantern Festival.

The little cat is so happy, she tries to become a human every day, waters and fertilizes this seedling personally, and sleeps by the window whenever it is windy and rainy, this plant is very precious" Hawthorn Seedlings".

Seeing him like this, Pei Ye hesitated to speak many times, but seeing his appearance, he didn't say anything.

Then one day the little cat suddenly discovered that the "baby" he had taken care of for almost a month didn't seem like a sapling, it looked no different from the weeds pulled out by the palace people in the flower bed, but it grew a little stronger Some.

The next day, the strong weed was accidentally pulled out by the palace people when they were cleaning the yard, and the kitten was sad for several days because of this.

Pei Ye laughed at him a few words, and the next day he found a hawthorn seedling from nowhere and planted it in front of the window with him.

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