Dressed as a palace cat butler

Pei Ye was reviewing the memorial, and Fang Tishuang was lying on the side of the table reading, humming like a swarm of bees fluttering their wings.

A quiet person like Pei Ye didn't think he was noisy, and occasionally corrected some of his mispronunciation. Fang Tishuang changed his words very humbly, but still asked in surprise: "Your Majesty, what are you doing?" Your eyes are clearly looking at the memorial all the time, how can you still correct my mistakes?"

His Majesty didn't have the nerve to say that he had memorized those enlightenment books long ago. He wrote them down after learning them in class. .”

Fang Tishuang held her head and said in distress: "When I read these words, I feel dizzy and sleepy. I have read them many times, but I just can't remember them. Your Majesty, can Imperial Physician Qin treat this disease?" ?”

Pei Ye never encountered such difficulties when he was a student, so he couldn't solve his doubts, so he replied softly: "Study should not be eager for success, even if it is a fairy medicine, it can't cure laziness. You just study hard, and I don't force you." There is no hurry to go to study and become an official."

Fang Tishuang curled her lips and said angrily, "Master, hurry up, if I can't learn it, he will hit my palm."

Hearing his tone, Pei Ye was inexplicably amused: "Is he so fierce?"

"Isn't it? You laughed when you came here yesterday, but this one is too strict, and it wasn't your Majesty who instigated it," the child said angrily.

"Why was Gu instigated by Gu? This is what a master should be like, only a strict teacher can produce a high-quality apprentice," the little emperor paused, and then said nonsense, "Gu was often beaten by Elder Cui Ge back then."

Fang Tishuang's eyes lit up slightly. Hearing that such a smart person as Pei Ye would be beaten up by the teacher, he felt calm in his heart, but he also suspected that Pei Ye was lying to make him happy, so he told him what he didn't believe. Ask: "Really? But you are the emperor, how dare he really hit you?"

Pei Ye glanced at him: "You know that Gu is the emperor, so the punch last time was from a dog?"

Fang Tishuang smiled embarrassingly, but still felt that she was very reasonable: "Who told you to lie to me, I almost died of thirst that time - Your Majesty, you haven't answered me yet, then Mr. Cui Ge Do you really dare to hit you?"

"What did Gu lie to you? Back then, Gu wasn't even a crown prince. Why couldn't he fight?"

Fang Tishuang suddenly felt inexplicably happy, and asked him gossip: "Is Your Majesty afraid? Did you cry at that time?"

Pei Ye was just talking nonsense to coax him. He has a photographic memory since he was a child, and he is diligent and hardworking. Usually, he is rarely scolded, let alone beaten.

Among these princes, which one is not golden and precious?If the teachers insisted on reprimanding, they would also punish the little book boy they carried next to them, and the ruler would not be able to hit their palms no matter what.

Therefore, Pei Ye, who was inexperienced, had no choice but to perfunctoryly say: "A little bit, but I haven't cried."

"Ah?" Fang Tishuang's expression looked rather regretful.

Pei Ye felt that he really owed a lesson, so he gave him a hard elbow: "If you don't memorize the book? You know you are lazy and deserted."

Not to be outdone, Fang Tishuang also gave him an elbow: "Don't you want to approve the memorial? Just know that talking with me will affect my study."

The two returned to their respective positions, and after a while, they suddenly laughed in unison.

Fang Tishuang became sleepy after reading for a while, and nodded there unconsciously. Pei Ye patted his back twice, and Fang Tishuang barely regained consciousness for a while.

But after Pei Ye closed the last memorial, he tilted his head and saw that the child had fallen asleep lying on the table. More precisely, it should be said that he had buried his head in the book and fell asleep. panic.

When Pei Ye picked him up from the chair, he found that his forehead and the tip of his nose were red, and there were two lines of faint ink marks on his plump and clean forehead.

The emperor smiled, then carried him to the eaves of the corridor, and Qi Chunye, who was waiting outside, stepped forward slowly, hesitantly said: "Your Majesty..."

His Majesty raised his eyes to look at him, and said in a very soft voice, "Hush, don't make any noise."

So Qi Chunye had no choice but to follow behind him, and followed the emperor who seemed to be a little besotted back to the bedroom lightly.

In the early morning of that day, the little cat woke up very early because he had enough sleep yesterday, so he didn't let Wan'er and the others worry about how to wake him up.

Last night he was terrified to death, but this morning Master seemed to have forgotten to leave homework yesterday, as if he didn't remember the exam at all.

And he couldn't help thinking, if he had known that he wouldn't have worked so hard last night, he couldn't even sleep soundly, and had nightmares at night, dreaming that even his food plate was full of Xiao Shangao's books, Youyin ordered him not to Don't go to sleep after reading these books.

Even Pei Ye helped out with a ruler, but the little cat was wronged.

Xiaomao'er listened to the class very carefully today, because he was afraid that the master would remember yesterday's retention homework if he was upset.

But Cao Silang who was sitting behind him remembered it, for the sake of his younger brother, he didn't mention it to You Yin.

But when the class was over, the master stopped them both, saying that they were going to take a test.

Little Cat's heart skipped a beat, and when he looked up, he saw the Master staring at him, and smiled treacherously: "Do you think Master, I forgot the homework I left yesterday?"

The little cat shook her head obsequiously: "Meow~"

He flicked his tail nervously, feeling that all the words he wrote down last night would be given to Duke Zhou when he woke up from sleep. Right now, his mind was empty, so he could only keep winking at his elder brother behind him, hoping that he could save him.

You Yin patted the scroll and said solemnly: "Look at what other people are doing? Reading!"

The little cat's head shook, so he had to hang his head to look at the page in front of him. The master didn't test him on the thousand-character prose, but only asked him "Erya". in one word.

As long as he mistyped a word, his master would say harshly, and then he would say: "Stretch out your hand."

The kitten's eyes were closed tightly, and half of the cat's paw was turned out while trembling, and then the master would tap his palm gently.

But to be honest, although the tender pink flesh pad looks fragile, but because it is usually used for walking, the skin is actually not too thin, so it doesn't hurt too much when it is beaten, but the kitten is just afraid.

But luckily, after the master cross-examined him all the way, the little cat didn't miss a few words.

When he finished the little cat exam, not only Fang Tishuang breathed a sigh of relief consciously, but even You Yin breathed a sigh of relief involuntarily, he was also afraid that the little raccoon slave would not work hard and make too many mistakes in a while and he would break it.

You Yin looked at Cao Silang behind him: "What about you? Have you done your homework?"

Cao Silang stood up immediately, and then memorized the first part of "Thousand Characters" and "Erya", speaking more smoothly than usual, not missing a single word, or missing a single word.

The little cat was stunned when he heard it, and he really admired him.

You Yin was also very surprised, he just looked at him as a decoration from the beginning, he didn't expect this little eunuch to be so diligent, he immediately asked: "What's your name?"

Cao Silang originally wanted to blurt out his original name, but after a pause, he changed his words: "The servant's surname is Cao, and his name is Minghe."

You Yin felt that he was neither humble nor overbearing, and wanted to be a good boy, so she commented on him: "Not bad."

It's just that Cao Silang was so happy and excited when he got the teacher's two words, neither thick nor light.

His ambition is in the sky, but he has to be trapped in this deep palace. He has no resentment towards his mother's helpless actions in his heart. After all, if he stays at home, he will live in a muddle. If someone becomes an apprentice and learns a craft, he will still live like this for the rest of his life.

But the road of entering the palace as an eunuch made him completely stop these thoughts. He was still regretful in his heart, but he didn't want the appearance of You Yin to rekindle his hope.

A few months passed in the blink of an eye, and the master finally gave them a holiday, and Fang Tishuang spent another year in this palace in a daze.

In the few days before and after the first day of the Yuan Dynasty, the little cat was very homesick. Every time he changed his person, he would always hang around Pei Ye and talk about wanting to go home. It almost made the emperor's ears callous.

"Just this time," Fang Tishuang said coquettishly, shaking his wrist, "I'll just take a look and leave. If Your Majesty is worried, I'll turn into a cat and go back. They don't know who I am anyway. .”

Fang Tishuang has vaguely been able to control her own changes recently. Although she is not very proficient, she can still control it with hard work.

Pei Ye didn't give a positive answer, but turned his head and asked him: "Why is Gu worried?"

Fang Tishuang actually couldn't explain it clearly, but he begged Pei Ye so many times, and he always felt that he didn't want to let him go back. Although he didn't say anything, Fang Tishuang just knew that he didn't like it happy.

So Fang Tishuang muttered, and said vaguely: "I don't know either...but His Majesty never agrees to me."

Pei Ye left him alone for a while, wondering what was going on in his mind, and after a while, he suddenly said again: "Forget it, when Gu is free, I will take you out of the palace for a stroll."

He didn't say to let him go home, but Fang Tishuang was still very happy, and Pei Ye's resignation from the palace had exceeded his expectations.

He circled the emperor, happily ran around him, and then chased after Pei Ye, chirping and asking him: "Really? Your Majesty, don't lie to me."

Pei Ye: "Really."

Fang Tishuang paused for a while, and then asked: "Then can we bring brother with us?"

The emperor glanced at him, and then said coldly: "Only us, and only this time."

Fang Tishuang was still somewhat disappointed: "Okay then."

Soon came the Lantern Festival, Pei Ye had a rare vacation, and said that he would take the kitten out of the palace to watch the lanterns, only to see the little raccoon slave flying up from the tuanpu with a carp, and soon Excitedly shouted at Pei Ye: "Meow!" Go!

Immediately afterwards, the little cat huddled himself under the blanket and worked hard for a long time before he finally transformed into a human form. Afterwards, he put on the new clothes that Pei Ye asked Siyi Bureau to make for him this year.

This is a persimmon-red round-neck gown with a snow-white foxtail scarf on it. Fang Tishuang is surrounded by maidservants and is well-washed. You have to be like the young master.

Pei Ye stared at him under the lamp for a long time, and he didn't wake up until the child came to hold his hand.

Fang Tishuang shook his arm, her palm was soft, and she pressed tightly against his callused palm: "Your Majesty, why are you in a daze?"

Pei Ye led him out until he boarded the car, and finally replied slowly: "If Gu Ruo has a younger brother, he should be as old as you."

He was only five years old when his biological mother died twice. His Majesty once heard from the wet nurse that the stillborn baby of Zhou's miscarriage was also a boy. Such a smart and cute appearance.

Fang Tishuang didn't know about his biological mother, and thought it was Pei Ye who felt lonely, so she patted the emperor's palm solemnly, looked into his eyes and said, "Then Shuang'er will also be His Majesty's younger brother in the future." , Your Majesty will be Shuang'er's Sixth Brother."

Seeing his innocent smile, Pei Ye felt numb and itchy in his heart as if he had been crawled over by ants.

He didn't want to show his emotions on his face, so he turned his head and lifted the curtain to look out of the car window. There was light snow falling outside, like velvet flowers, and it wasn't freezing.

After a while, Fang Tishuang, who was sitting next to him, suddenly heard His Majesty ask softly: "If Gu Ruo agrees to let you leave the palace and return home, are you willing to go?"