Dressed as a palace cat butler

When the little cat with rain in his eyes finally stopped crying, Pei Ye reached out and poked his cheek, and then used a hot towel that Wan'er handed over to cover his face.

"Why do you always cry?" Pei Ye asked softly in his ear.

He felt that Fang Tishuang was like a cotton ball full of water, twisting it yielded a handful of water, he himself didn't like to shed tears, and he almost never saw the servants who served him cry in front of him, Therefore, it was the first time to meet a strange child like Fang Tishuang who could shed two tears when there was nothing to do.

However, if this matter was placed on the other palace servants, the emperor would definitely find him annoying in the morning, but when it was placed on this kitten, he somehow felt a little cute.

When the kitten was about to cry, there was nothing he could do about it. Now that he had managed to stop the tears, he felt that he had ruined his newly named "beast" by doing so.

Hearing Pei Ye's question now, he felt more and more embarrassed, so he called out and opened the emperor's arms.

The courtyard outside is also very lively. A few days ago, the palace invited an outside theater troupe to celebrate the Queen Mother's birthday.

This group of little martial arts students can dance dragons and lions, and occasionally do some juggling. The emperor guessed that the kitten would also like it, so today he asked them to dress up and come to the cattery.

The kitten ran out following the sound of gongs and drums, and its eyes lit up with excitement.

He really likes to watch these things. When he was outside the palace, his uncle once took him to join in the fun. Because he was not tall enough, his vision was completely blocked by the crowd in front of him, so his uncle let him sit by himself. look over your shoulder.

It's a pity that he only watched half of the show, and his uncle was called away to work by the people in the mine. Before leaving, he said, "Uncle will bring you to watch next time."

In Fang Tishuang's dream, he was thinking about going to see another one, but unfortunately, the dragon and lion dancers never went to their place again, and his uncle's legs were accidentally disabled, and this matter became something that he never thought about. Express regret.

But now the big class of fake lions dances just for him alone, no one else will block his sight.

The tip of the little cat's nose twitched again, probably because he had just cried, but he could bear it now, he cleaned up his emotions, and then enjoyed himself lying on the small chair prepared for him by the palace people, following the gongs and drums. He shook his head and looked very unhappy.

During the halftime break of the lion dance team, people from the Cattery Palace came forward to present gifts one after another. Ze Huan gave Kitten a grasshopper woven by himself, and Wan'er gave him four small shoes that fit perfectly.

Except for these two people, everyone else expressed their feelings slightly. The strangest thing is that one of the eunuchs gave him an ordinary little stone, and the little cat held the little stone, There is a bit of perplexity on the face.

The people in the palace were also very puzzled: "Although what we sent to the master were all worthless items, we put our heart into it anyway. What are you giving, don't you just pick it up on the road this morning?"

Regarding this, the internal official had already made up his explanation, and he didn't think it was a pest at all, and said confidently: "You don't know this, do you? This sacred stone is the five-color stone left over by Nuwa when she repaired the sky, and the whole world shares it. It’s just this one in my hand, just touching it every day can prolong your life.”

As soon as his words fell, he immediately drew booing from his colleagues.

"If it's really such a treasure, are you willing to give it away?"

"Hey! If what you said was not for honoring our cat master, of course I would not be willing to share it." He retorted.

None of the palace people believed him: "You dare to say anything big, and you are not afraid that the sky will fall and crush you to death!"

"If you are the mending stone, my grasshopper is still a big child born by the Jade Emperor and the ghost of the mother grasshopper in this world."

The people in the palace couldn't hide their smiles, they all started laughing immediately, and even scolded him when they finished laughing: "Ze Huan, why do you dare to say anything? I'm not afraid that the Jade Emperor will let Lei Gong strike you to death."

Ze Huan put his palms together and muttered: "Tong Yan Wuji Tong Yan Wuji."

Seeing that these people in the yard were blowing more and more exaggerated, the emperor who had just read the theory in the room frowned, a little unable to read, turned his head and said to Qi Chunye: "Why are these palace people in the cattery so noisy?"

Qi Chunye replied tactfully: "No, this is really not a place to meditate, why not go out and have a look, Your Majesty?"

"What is Gu going out for?" Pei Ye closed the volume of policy theory, "Gu doesn't like to join in the fun, today is just to amuse the children."

Qi Chunye bowed again and persuaded: "Your Majesty, let's go and have a look. With you by my side, the cat master will definitely be happier."

Only then did Pei Ye get up reluctantly: "Forget it, it doesn't matter if you don't read the theory for a day."

Then he walked out of the house slowly, as soon as he arrived in the yard, all the palace people immediately fell silent.

The little cat is still very happy, and is still "meowing" looking for people to talk to.

Pei Ye took a seat beside the little cat, coughed lightly, and said slowly: "You don't need to be formal, just be as good as before."

Although the emperor had spoken, no one dared to put aside etiquette and humility to go on as crazy as before. Even the applause for the martial arts students was much more solemn.

Xiaomao'er suddenly felt that his little emperor was really pitiful, so what about his high position and authority?No one dared to play with him.

So he slid into Pei Ye's arms stickily, and then presented him his newly received congratulatory gift noisily.

Although Pei Ye didn't show anything on his face, the little cat knew that he was actually happy in his heart.

When the second half of the performance started, the little cat put on the new shoes that Wan'er gave him just now, and then followed the big lions to install the little lions, also shaking their heads to the beat of the drums, looking naive, not only It made the palace people laugh and also made the emperor laugh.

The kitten was so happy that day, and at night, he didn't feel sleepy at all, and stared straight at a pair of fluorescent cat eyes, staring at Pei Ye for a long time.

Recently, Pei Ye seldom suffered from insomnia because he always slept with the kitten, but now he was almost woken up by the kitten's silent stare.

"What are you doing?" Pei Ye covered his eyes with his hand, "Don't stare at Gu."

The little cat patted his hand away, and moved its furry head forward again. Pei Ye refused to let him stare, but he wanted to stare, and even moved closer to stare.

The emperor stretched out his hand and tugged at his bulging cheeks, and then said seriously: "Go to sleep now, the kitten who sleeps late will be snatched away by the wolf demon."

After finishing speaking, Pei Ye was taken aback for a moment, always felt that this sounded a bit familiar, as if it was said to him by his wet nurse when he was a child.

"Meow meow!" Don't lie to me!

The little cat didn't believe what he said, thinking that he usually went to bed much earlier than the emperor, if the wolf monster liked to sleep late, then Pei Ye would have been picked up and eaten hundreds of times.

Pei Ye didn't intend to pay any attention to him anymore, he turned around and slept with his back to him.

Although the little cat is exhausted right now, it doesn't feel sleepy at all. It really wants to chat with the emperor for a while, but when he sees him ignoring her, the little cat becomes unhappy immediately.

So he suddenly lifted the quilt, and then slapped Pei Peiye's back lightly a few times, but Pei Ye didn't even respond at all, he just said nonchalantly: "Stop making trouble."

The little cat retracted its paws aggrievedly. When Pei couldn't sleep before, he sang lullabies and patted his back again. But when he couldn't sleep now, Pei Ye just cared about sleeping by himself.

Fang Tishuang hummed there for a while, and the more she thought about it, the more unconvinced she became, so she suddenly jumped up again and sat down on Pei Ye's body.

The little emperor opened his eyes immediately, then turned over subconsciously——

He was lying on his side, but when he turned over now, the little cat couldn't sit still, and his head fell to one side on the bed.

The little cat wailed immediately, Pei Ye's heart tightened, and he hurried over to touch his head: "Does it hurt from the fall?"

The corner of the little cat's mouth was tilted, and a slightly satisfied expression appeared on his face, and then he stretched out two cat claws, and firmly hooked Pei Ye's neck: "Meow!" Are you awake too? !

This bed couldn't be softer, because it's autumn, and the mattress under it has been added, and it doesn't hurt people when it falls, let alone a kitten who is much lighter than a person.

Pei Ye was indeed woken up by his actions, but the kitten could not be beaten or scolded, so he had no choice but to grab his two cat paws: "Let go."

"Meow!" No!

The kitten only lost some meat this summer, and now it's not long since autumn, and it has put on new autumn fat. It's okay to hang on Pei Ye's neck for a while, but after a long time, it becomes heavy like a weight.

Moreover, Pei Ye always felt that this kind of behavior was a little too intimate. If this kitten was really just a little raccoon slave, it would be fine, but since this cat has a human soul, it is not like that. It's over.

"If you mess around again," Pei Ye said coldly, "go back to sleep in the cat's nest on the ground."

Seeing that his face had turned cold, the little cat withdrew its paws. He shook the cat's whiskers a little bit aggrievedly, and lay back on the bed unhappily.

There was a distance of one foot between the person and the cat, and they were lying on their backs. For a long time, they ignored each other.

In the end, the little emperor on the outside side compromised first, probably because he realized that what he said just now was a bit heavy, Pei Ye suddenly raised his elbow and poked towards the little cat.

The little cat closed its eyes, and after noticing the slight depression on the soft bed, it immediately turned sideways and turned the back of its head to Pei Ye, as if it wanted to continue to quarrel with him.

Pei Ye had nothing to do with him, so he stretched out his hand and rubbed his little belly on the side. The little cat was most afraid of this trick, and at first he pretended to be calm, but after a while, he became like a cooked shrimp Generally rolled into a ball.

So he hurriedly turned around, put his two front paws together, and made a gesture of begging for mercy.

Pei Ye smiled and withdrew his hand.

"The teacher who will teach you calligraphy in the morning is coming," Pei Ye said, looking at his green eyes, "Don't sleep too much, and don't delay the time, that's disrespectful to the teacher."

The little cat had long forgotten about this, but now that he reminded it, the whole cat was suddenly covered in a layer of gray haze, and became depressed.

Pei Ye usually sees him as not a material for studying, but it is beneficial to read a book. After all, reading and knowing the etiquette will not harm anyone. Fang Tishuang is still young, it is always good to learn more, so as not to grow up Nothing to do but eat and drink.

"Did you hear that?" Pei Ye's tone became serious, "If someone asks you, you have to answer. This is etiquette."

The kitten meowed listlessly.

Thinking of not being able to sleep in anymore tomorrow, and going to study at the Master's place, Little Mao'er couldn't get excited, and a few strings of vague thousand-character texts flashed in his mind, and he fell asleep before the words flashed for a while. .

He slept soundly, but the poor little emperor who was so sleepy could not fall asleep.

Late at night, at the turn of midnight.

Pei Ye was half asleep and half awake, in a state where he was about to fall asleep, but suddenly he heard a rustling sound coming from the side.

He subconsciously opened his eyes, only to see that the kitten lying beside him turned into a person lying on his side almost instantly.

The long black hair fell down, and a fluffy pure white cat ear was faintly exposed between the hair on the top... If he read it correctly.

Pei Ye subconsciously stretched out his hand, and carefully poked the kitten's ear with his fingertips.