Dressed as a palace cat butler

That night, Fang Tishuang had a nightmare.

In the dream, he was instructing the imperial chef to roast the rabbit on the fire, but suddenly there was a strange noise in the fire, and it jumped more than three feet high, and then he saw the rabbit jumping out of the fire. I found a big rabbit about ten feet tall.

The rabbit followed him with red eyes and asked, "Am I delicious?"

Fang Tishuang replied subconsciously: "It's delicious...wow!"

The rabbit monster suddenly opened its mouth wide unexpectedly, and then bit off the cat's tail behind him. Although Fang Tishuang didn't feel the pain, she was still so scared that she cried.

With tears in his eyes, he looked back at the short tail of the cat behind him, and bitterly raised his head to discuss with the rabbit monster: "Can you... Wuwu be bitten by him? I have left this What can I do once?"

The big rabbit suddenly blew out another gust of wind with a "huh", and Fang Tishuang was blown away directly, and it stopped after several somersaults in succession.

Fang Tishuang was very tenacious at the moment, wiped away tears, got up from the gravel ground and wanted to run, but the rabbit came to him almost instantly, still yelling that sentence: "I'm so happy!" Do you want to eat?"

Fang Tishuang had just suffered a loss, so she shook her head sensibly at this moment: "It's not good, you don't taste good at all, I won't eat it again, you can rest in peace, Rabbit Immortal."

Unexpectedly, he answered like this, and the rabbit was still very upset, so he repeated his trick and blew at him again, and Fang Tishuang flew into the air in an instant.

This time he was surprised to find that he could fly, but he flew very low, and had to land on the ground to rest from time to time, so he flew and ran desperately, trying to get the scary rabbit out of the way. The demon is thrown away.

But as he was running away, he suddenly saw a big mountain blocking his way.

Fang Tishuang tried her best, but still couldn't get over the mountain. In a blink of an eye, the fierce rabbit chased after her again.

The rabbit monster seemed to know what he was thinking, and said coldly behind him: "This is not a mountain, it is the toe of His Highness Chang'e."

Fang Tishuang turned pale with fright, and couldn't care less about running for her life: "How is that possible? What about my mother, wouldn't Chang'e be trampled to death with one toe?"

The big rabbit replied indifferently: "Your Highness stepped on her a few times by mistake, but she is already dead anyway, so it doesn't matter if you step on her a few more times, now she is doing His Highness's nails on the Toe Mountain together with your grandfather. "

After the rabbit finished speaking, it returned to the fierce face just now, and shouted while chasing him: "You have eaten my [-]th generation descendant, and you still dare to miss us Yutu. Swallow you in one gulp and avenge my poor rabbits!"

Fang Tishuang fled immediately, and was still trying to reason with it in the midst of his busy schedule: "I only ate it this time, there are absolutely no 'rabbits', and your grandpa rabbits eat grass, how can you eat grass?" As for eating people, I'm not very tasty."

The rabbit didn't listen to his reasoning, and still pursued him relentlessly.

Fang Tishuang felt that she might die in the belly of a rabbit today, so she shouted desperately towards Nazhi Mountain: "Grandpa, grandma, help me!"

He was thrashing desperately in his dream, but in reality, Pei Ye only saw a "crazy cat" throwing himself into his arms desperately, with a "meow" in its mouth that was crazy and energetic, as if it had eaten something wrong medicine.

Unfortunately, Fang Tishuang in the dream was finally caught by the rabbit. The rabbit demon lifted him up and brought him to his mouth. He opened his mouth wide and said, "Fang Tishuang... "

The voice was cold, with a bit of boredom and annoyance. He always felt that this voice was very familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere before.

Before he could recall it, the rabbit called him again: "Fang Tishuang, wake up!"

Fang Tishuang was called back to her soul by his sound, and finally opened her eyes dimly, only to see the face of the rabbit monster in the dream and Pei Ye's face in front of her slowly overlapping.

The little emperor was holding the nape of his neck, and the snow-white cat hair he rubbed off was still stained on the lapel, and the lapel looked wrinkled, as if someone had ravaged/trampled it.

The instigator who messed up his clothes first yawned, and then gave Pei Ye an innocent and pitiful look.

He really felt wronged and pitiful from the bottom of his heart. He was chased and bitten by the rabbit in his dream, which scared him half to death. It's hard to tell the difference between dream and reality.

"Meow, meow, meow~" the little cat wailed twice, pawing its limbs in the air, with a pitiful and helpless expression on its face.

Pei Ye sighed softly, and finally put him back on the bed.

Just now, he only felt that the wrist in his hand shrank suddenly, and it instantly turned into a fluffy cat's paw. When he opened his eyes again, he saw that Fang Tishuang's figure seemed to be covered with a layer of white mist, and he couldn't see it at all. real.

In the blink of an eye, a living person turned into a cat in an instant, it is nothing more miraculous.

After a while, I saw the little cat frowned, then suddenly screamed ghostly, and jumped into his arms if he said anything, he was awakened suddenly, and then he lifted the little cat up, This is what happened next.

Right now, the person and the cat each occupied half of the bed, and suddenly they were silent, and the hall suddenly fell silent.

Fortunately, Qi Chunye's ears were sharp, so he heard the movement there just now, hurriedly changed his clothes, and then familiarly called the maidservant to bring hot water into the hall.

"Your Majesty woke up a little earlier," Qi Chunye said with his head bowed, "Today, you don't have to get up and go to the morning to take a bath. Why don't the saints rest for a while?"

According to the usual situation, whenever Pei Ye wakes up, he doesn't like to go back to sleep, even if it's not dawn, he still has to wash and dress to go to the courtyard to practice swords.

But today His Majesty was lazy for the first time, stretched out his hand and pushed the little fat cat's back, moved him inside, and then lay down again: "Lone down for a while."

"Yes." Of course Qi Chunye couldn't wish for it. Last night the emperor suffered from insomnia, and the little man clamored for roasted rabbits again, and even stayed up late at night with him. Now his sleepy eyelids can't be opened, and he can't wait. Go back and lie down for a while.

With a wave of his fly whisk, he pushed back the servant girl Fengshui, and then asked unintentionally: "Your Majesty, that little master..."

"Xu left this morning," Pei Ye said indifferently, "Didn't Eunuch see it?"

Qi Chunye paused for a moment, and then replied: "Maybe the gentleman left in a hurry, and the slaves didn't see it—the cat master came back by himself at night?"

Pei Ye gave a soft "hmm".

"It's good that the cat master comes back safely," Qi Chunye's voice gradually lowered, "The servant girl will step back now."

After Qi Chunye left, the emperor stretched out his hand and grabbed the kitten's cheeks, and said in a low voice, "There is such a strange thing as you in the world. I will be free some other day. I will take you to the Temple of Mercy to ask the presiding abbot."

The kitten turned its back to him, it didn't move, it didn't answer.

The emperor raised his elbow and looked over, only to see that the kitten fell asleep again at some point, leaned close to his face and listened carefully, the kitten seemed to be purring a little.

Pei Ye can see clearly now that this little cat is lazy, greedy and sleepy. When I first met him, I was really afraid of him, and he was more or less pretending. Now that he has seen through the details, he is even more unscrupulous. .

His Majesty couldn't help pinching the kitten's chubby cheek again. The kitten was disturbed from sleeping, and raised its paw in a daze, and slapped His Majesty's hand away like a mosquito.

It's a pity that Pei Ye didn't feel much sleepy at the moment, so he repeated the same trick and continued to scratch his chin.

The kitten was so annoyed that it opened its eyes a little, then patted the emperor's two withered paws on the bed and pressed them down, and then issued another "Aw!" warning.

Pei Ye smiled lightly, and didn't bother him anymore. He lay down and closed his eyes for a while, then got up and went to the courtyard to practice swords.

It seems that from this day on, the cat nest at the end of the bed has become a decoration, and the kitten has never slept in that cat nest again.

However, on seven or eight days out of ten, Pei Ye was woken up by the kitten, and on two or three days, the kitten directly fell off the bed and rolled under the bed.

Even if he rolled out of the bed, he could still sleep soundly. He was not afraid of the cold on the floor, and he didn't think the bottom of the bed was dirty, so the first thing the little emperor did when he woke up was to get under the bed if he didn't see the kitten. Scratching cats has almost become his habit.

Once the summer heat in the imperial capital is over, it will be autumn again in a blink of an eye.

This day the little cat didn't open his eyes until it was high in the sun. Since the weather turned cold, he was able to sleep more and more, and often he didn't even know when Pei Ye got up to go to court.

Today when he opened his eyes, he saw that the little emperor was holding a book in his hand, and was sitting at the table next to the couch, reading a book.

"Meow?" Fang Tishuang suspects that he got up early today, because usually when he sleeps until he opens his eyes, Pei Ye is either still discussing matters in the court and has not returned, or he is writing memorials in the main hall.

"Finally woke up?" Pei Ye put down the scroll, "If you dawdle for a while, you will almost be able to feed yourself—Chun Ye, ask the palace servants to bring up the bowl of longevity noodles."

"Yes." Qi Chunye nodded.

Immediately, Wan'er, who was standing outside, walked in with small steps, washed her cat master's face and mouth, and then put on a very festive tiger-head hat for him, and a red dress with gold tassels on his body. small cape.

Then Wan'er put the bowl of longevity noodles soaked in chicken soup on his exclusive small table, and finally smiled and bowed to him: "Master's birthday is auspicious."

The little cat was stunned at first, and then he realized in a daze that today seemed to be his birthday.

He remembered that he was born at the time of Frost's Descent, but his concept of time is not very clear. Life in this palace is easy, not as hungry and full as before, and a blink of an eye is almost over Years later, he still felt in his heart that he had just entered the palace not long ago.

The little cat looked down at the bowl of Changshou noodles. In Jin Chengcheng's noodle soup lay a soft-boiled poached egg. Because it was boiled for him, it was deliberately warmed up, but the aroma that came up was still indistinguishable. reduce.

He remembered that when he was at home, his mother would cook him a bowl of hot longevity noodles on this day every year. Later, he went to his uncle's house. There were many children in the family and the conditions were not good, but if his aunt remembered, she would still be there. Today, squeeze out an egg and boil it for him to eat.

Fang Tishuang always hid the hot egg in his sleeve, and took it out to look at it from time to time. It was very precious, so the brothers and sisters laughed at him and said: "Shuang'er, if you don't eat that egg again, I'm afraid it won't last long." They are about to hatch chicks."

Then he would find a bamboo knife, cut the little egg into six pieces, and share it with his brothers and sisters.

Although everyone can only get a small bite, Fang Tishuang is still very happy.

Pei Ye saw that he carefully licked a mouthful of the noodle soup first, but he was not as rough as a pig slicing food as usual. Before the ripples of the noodle soup disappeared, a few drops of "rain" suddenly fell into it.

The emperor didn't speak, just went to the kitten's side and squatted down, then reached out and stroked his back gently.

"It's such a beautiful day, why are you crying?" Pei Ye said softly, "Are you reluctant to grow up?"

The little cat was afraid that he would see tears, so he immediately wiped away the tears, put away his homesickness, buried his head in the bowl, and snorted to finish the big bowl of noodles.

Pei Ye withdrew his hand silently, feeling that the distress that had just surfaced in his heart was like feeding a dog, and he thought that it might be possible that the little cat just cried because of this bowl of noodles.

In the end, the kitten spread out on the tufts of cattails after eating and drinking, and then hiccupped. The cat face that Wan'er had just wiped clean was completely ruined by him now, and she had to start over again. Give him a wash.

"Let's rest for a while," Pei Ye said, "I have a birthday gift for you later."

The kitten, who was sluggish because of too much food, immediately raised his cat ears: "Meow?"