Dressed as a palace cat butler

The palace people were called over to search for teeth in the middle of the night, and they couldn't help but feel a little weird in their hearts.

Pei Ye was obviously past the age to replace his deciduous teeth, so the ones that fell out couldn't be the emperor's teeth, so it could only be... the young man who was by his side.

They subconsciously took another look at the young man in the dark, only to see that the man looked very unfamiliar, and it was night in the inner court, except for their majesty and Qian Niu Wei Neng who were pure males, the rest of the healthy men were in normal condition You are not allowed to stay overnight in this inner court.

Where did such a gentleman come out again?

The palace people thought that this beautiful gentleman might be a new maidservant that Pei Ye had found somewhere, but seeing his wanton fight with the emperor, they were a little uncertain.

Moreover, the clothes worn by the young man looked like Pei Ye's regular clothes. He had to be favored by the emperor to be so respectable?

Fang Tishuang's deciduous teeth were picked up by Ze Huan in the end, and he was not in the team that was looking for the teeth. He was half asleep and half awake when he heard the movement outside, so he insisted on raising a lamp to help.

But in the end, the emperor rewarded all the palace servants who came to Xunya equally, and Ze Huan received the most reward because of his greatest contribution.

When thanking the emperor, he first thanked the emperor, and then turned his head to Fang Tishuang and said: "The name of the servant is Ze Huan. If the little master loses his teeth next time, just look for the servant. The eyes of the servant are the best. Not to mention a few teeth, even if you lose a hair, the servants can find it for you."

At first Fang Tishuang thought that his words were fine, but when these words were coupled with his facial features that were always treacherous when he laughed that day, he always felt that he was cursing himself for losing his teeth and hair.

He immediately wanted to pounce on him with his paw, but then he remembered that he was human now, so he couldn't do such a "rude" action.

So Fang Tishuang forced a smile on his face and said, "Okay."

But I thought in my heart: Bah, if there is a next time, I will find no one and I will not find you.

After Ze Huan left, Pei Ye turned his head to look at Fang Tishuang, and suddenly smiled: "There is such a 'talking' eunuch in your cattery?"

Fang Tishuang could hear that he was talking ironically and making fun of himself, he said bitterly: "What are you making fun of me for, Your Majesty? It's not that they bully the raccoon slaves who can't understand human words, so they specially picked such crooked melons and cracked dates to come to the cattery Angry at me."

"Oh?" Pei Ye seemed to think carefully for a while, and then asked, "Why don't you ask Qi Chunye to send him to another palace, and then get some smarter eunuchs to serve in the cattery."

Fang Tishuang complained and complained, but he really wanted to drive Ze Huan away, but he couldn't bear it, and suspected that if he went to another palace with his mouth like this, he would inevitably be bullied.

"No, no," Fang Tishuang said, curling her lips, "I'm used to them all, and although Ze Huan doesn't speak well, he's a good guy. He's the fastest runner in the cattery, and he also built the swing. most."

Pei Ye paused for a moment, and then asked without beginning or end: "He is a good man, and Gu is also a good man, so you think Gu is the same as the maid who serves you in the cattery?"

Fang Tishuang was stunned for a moment, this was just his usual compliment, and in his eyes, anyone who treats him well is a good person, there is no distinction between high and low.

However, comparing the emperor with a small eunuch seems to be a bit out of order.

So Fang Tishuang added another sentence: "Your Majesty is different from Ze Huan. In my heart, Your Majesty is the first-class good person."

Probably because he was afraid that Pei Ye would not understand the meaning of "first class", he continued to explain: "Your Majesty knows my secret, but don't kill me. I also know His Majesty's secret. Others have said it, so it can be seen that the two of us are also like that..."

He suddenly couldn't remember the word.

After scratching his ears and cheeks for a long time, Fang Tishuang finally said in a stuttering voice, "confidant? Yes! Is that the word?"

Pei Ye thought for a while before he remembered what the secret he accidentally let him know was that the little cat happened to break through him that day and poured out the bowl of soup.

Although he knew in his heart that the word "confidant" was too deep, the emperor was very inexplicable and didn't want to explain it clearly to the person in front of him.

"That day you suddenly ran into Daming Palace," the little emperor deliberately changed the subject, "Didn't you just break in by mistake and make trouble?"

Fang Tishuang looked at him excitedly, then looked around vigilantly, and after confirming that no one was nearby, she said in a low voice: "I went to Qingning Palace to take a nap that day, and I happened to hear the Empress Dowager When I heard that Eunuch Yang was muttering about delivering medicine to His Majesty, I knew that they had bad intentions, so I wanted to remind you not to drink that bowl of medicine, I would be so anxious that day."

His tone was somewhat proud, as if he felt that his ingenuity at that time was worth showing off again.

Hearing his childish description, the emperor thought of the empress dowager and Yang Songyuan hiding in the corner like mice "chittering" and conspiring, and immediately felt a little funny.

"Gu didn't want to see you back then, why did you go all out to remind Gu?" Pei Ye asked.

Fang Tishuang couldn't tell, he thought hard for a while, and then said: "I just think... Your Majesty looks only as old as the oldest brother in my family, but it's really too big for them two adults to secretly harm you." It’s not kind, and grandpa and grandma often tell me to be a good person with kindness, if I don’t want to save me, grandpa and grandma will come and scold me in my dreams.”

Pei Ye looked down at him, then said slowly: "You are also a good person."

Fang Tishuang smiled happily, and then added: "Then I must be a good person anyway."

When the emperor saw him smiling, he was not consciously in a good mood. Now he realized that when he was with this little slave, the smile on his face was extraordinarily large.

"When are you going to lose that tooth?" Pei Ye asked again, "If you hold your hand again, your heart will melt."

With the painful memory of the bitter gourd seeds, the emperor didn’t believe a word of what he said at the moment: “Don’t lie to me, when the teeth grow in your mouth, no matter how much you lick them, you won’t see them melt.”

Pei Ye is serious: "The teeth in the mouth are alive, and the teeth that fall out are dead. If they don't melt, the deciduous teeth on the roof will be passed down from generation to generation, and now they will cover the entire roof."

Although Fang Tishuang was wary of being deceived again, she couldn't help feeling that what he said was very reasonable, so she turned her back and secretly opened her fingers to check the baby tooth in her palm.

Under the bright and clear moonlight, the milky white tooth was intact, nothing was missing, nothing was missing, it could be seen that the emperor was cheating on him again.

Fang Tishuang turned her head and stared at him, her cheeks puffed up, obviously out of anger: "You are such a big emperor, why are you always bluffing people?"

"Don't you always believe it?"

"I will never trust you again." Fang Tishuang snorted.

Seeing that the emperor didn't express anything, he repeated "humming" in his ear several times, and didn't stop until he was short of breath.

"Okay," Pei Ye suddenly grabbed his wrist, "Don't you want to lose your baby teeth? It's going to be dawn if you wait any longer."

Only then did Fang Tishuang pinch the tooth with his fingers, and Pei Ye stepped forward to check his gestures and standing posture. After the posture was settled, Fang Tishuang swung his arms, and he really felt that he was much better than before. .

"I'm going to throw it away." Fang Tishuang said.

Pei Ye nodded while standing half a step behind him.

Fang Tishuang was inexplicably nervous, but when he saw the deciduous tooth landed firmly on the roof, he immediately jumped a few times happily.

After losing her teeth, Fang Tishuang scratched the mosquito bag in her hand while looking up at the stars and moon in the sky.

It was extremely sunny tonight, and there was not even a single cloud in the sky. Fang Tishuang's neck was sore, so she had to lean her head against a nearby pillar.

"Your Majesty, what is the name of the bright star next to the crescent moon?" He asked suddenly.

"That's the morning star."

Fang Tishuang raised her head, and suddenly said: "Aniang said that after death, people will return to the sky and become stars...Your Majesty, do you think my grandfather is the morning star?"

Pei Ye didn't answer, Venus has been hanging there since ancient times, how could it be the soul of someone in this mortal world?

"Perhaps," the emperor still didn't express what was in his mind, "why do you ask Gu?"

Fang Tishuang replied: "Because I think your majesty knows a lot, you know so many characters, you must be the most knowledgeable person in the world."

Pei Ye turned his head to look at his face, and saw that the child's eyes were very sincere, and he didn't look like he was bragging or flattering at all. It can be seen that these words came from his heart.

He used to admire his teacher like this before, the unsmiling elder Cui Ge, his face was covered with wrinkles, his head was covered with silver threads, and even his eyes were full of traces of time.

When he was as young as Fang Tishuang, he also thought that Mr. Cui Ge was the most knowledgeable person in the world, and there was nothing in the world that he couldn't see through or investigate.

But now he really realizes that Cui Ge is getting older and older, sometimes his thinking is not clear, there are questions he can't answer, and there are things he can't solve.

This "most knowledgeable person under the sun" does not exist in the world, except in the hearts of children.

"How many people have you met?" Pei Ye said the same thing as Cui Ge said at the time, "It's just that I was lucky enough to have read more books than others, and I was taught by a very good teacher. It's not more than others. know something."

The child doesn't care about these things, he still insists on his own opinion: "I say you are amazing, you are amazing, if you let me read so many books, I will definitely die."

Pei Ye looked at his profile and said nothing.

Fang Tishuang suddenly stretched out her hand again, wanting to point to the moon in the sky, but she stretched halfway, and could barely hold back: "My aunt must be living on the moon now, eating sweet-scented osmanthus cake with Chang'e."

"I've gone to the moon to become a fairy, how can I have any appetite for food?"

Fang Tishuang didn't understand what he said: "If you can't even eat, what do you want to do to become a fairy? There is a big osmanthus tree in the Moon Palace. It would be a pity if you can't make osmanthus cake. Even the osmanthus tree can't eat it." Be sad, actually roasted rabbits are also good, but my mother doesn't like meat, I don't know if Fairy Chang'e eats meat rabbits..."

He was seriously worried about the daily meals for the fairies in the moon palace.

The emperor smiled very shallowly, and commented concisely: "You are lying."

"Where is the fallacy?" Fang Tishuang explained indignantly, "You have never raised rabbits, you don't know, rabbits are very good at giving birth, if Fairy Chang'e doesn't like to eat rabbits, it won't be long before the Moon Palace wants to eat rabbits." It's full of rabbits, what should I do if my mother is crowded by rabbits and has no place to live?"

Pei Ye had never worried about this for Chang'e. In order to understand Fang Tishuang's confusion, he paused and guessed: "Perhaps the rabbits on the Moon Palace are all female rabbits."

Fang Tishuang suddenly showed a kind of regret: "Ah, if you eat it, it will be gone?"

After finishing speaking, she sucked her saliva, and continued to sigh: "Fairy Chang'e is so pitiful."