Dressed as a palace cat butler

The emperor took back the things, but didn't thank him again, maybe because he thought the kitten was just a raccoon slave, but now the raccoon slave has an additional layer of human identity.

Since he insists that he is a high-ranking and powerful emperor, he can no longer lower his status and thank the little cat again.

So Pei Ye turned his head and said something to Qi Chunye, and after a short while, two palace servants carried a large knee-high clay pot and rushed it to the little cat.

The little cat glanced at the big clay pot, then raised its head to look at the emperor.

Pei Ye explained slowly: "This is a gift for you."

He paused, and then told the palace staff: "Open it and have a look at it."

The palace people immediately unsealed the big clay jar, and the little cat poked his head into the clay jar curiously, first he smelled a strong smell of dried fish, and then he blinked carefully , After seeing clearly what was in the clay pot, the kitten's eyes lit up immediately.

This big can of dried fish was almost enough to cover half a year's salary, and if it was poured out, he might be able to bury his whole cat, even if he wanted to take a extravagant bath with small dried fish.

How could the little cat bear this kind of temptation, and immediately kicked its feet, and buried its whole head in the mouth of the clay pot.

Fang Tishuang didn't realize that he was stuck at first, so he leisurely rolled two small dried fish and tasted it first. When he heard the panicked voices of the palace people outside, he realized that his head was stuck in Tao's mouth. The mouth of the can can't be pulled out.

"Meow!" The little cat panicked immediately, kicking its hind legs vigorously, while pressing its front paws hard on the mouth of the clay pot, trying to pull out its head, "Meow meow!"

It's a pity that his two hind feet couldn't find a point of strength, and no matter how hard his front paws tried, he couldn't pull out his big head that was stuck.

The palace people panicked immediately, and hurried forward and said: "Saint, this..."

Pei Ye waved his hand lightly, then slowly squatted down, and immediately tapped the clay pot with his fingers, and said sarcasticly, "Little greedy cat, why can't you wait so long?"

Fang Tishuang felt that he might be about to die, and Pei Ye's voice came into his ears through the pottery wall, which seemed a little distorted, which made the little cat couldn't help being aroused bad memories of drowning that day.

So his claws struggled harder outside the clay pot, while inside he stuck out his tongue and panted.

When Pei Ye heard the kitten's meow gradually changed, his playfulness disappeared immediately, and he quickly reached out to lift the kitten out of the clay pot.

Seeing the little raccoon slave sticking out his tongue and looking half-dead, the emperor frowned subconsciously: "Hurry up and ask Imperial Physician Qin to come over."

Qi Chunye hurriedly dispatched two fast-paced internal officials to invite the imperial physician.

Of course, before Imperial Physician Qin came to Daming Palace in a hurry, the kitten who was laid flat on the bed had already recovered, and jumped out of bed to find himself regardless of the palace people's obstruction The small dried fish can that is taller than a cat.

When he found the pot, the little cat asked the palace people to move the pot of dried fish to his cat's nest, planning to keep it as a treasure in the future.

One step later, the Imperial Physician Qin arrived with the medicine box. He looked at the lively "patient" cat in front of him, and the emperor on the seat also glanced at the energetic little raccoon slave.

Both of them felt that the kitten should not need to be diagnosed and treated, but for the sake of safety, the imperial doctor could not let the doctor make this trip in vain, so the emperor said: "The imperial doctor can take a look at it at will. A head was stuck in a dried fish jar, and when it was caught, it stuck out its tongue and remained motionless, as if it was going to be scared to death."

After listening to Pei Ye's description of his symptoms just now, Xiao Mao'er felt quite ashamed, and hurriedly meowed a few times to interrupt him.

Physician Qin is very professional. After all, he was in front of the emperor. After hearing the emperor's description, he held back his smile, and then checked the little cat's body as usual.

"Master the cat is fine," Imperial Physician Qin thought for a while, and then said, "I think the tank is too closed, and the master is standing upside down again, so it's inevitable that he will suffer from chest tightness and shortness of breath. Perhaps this feeling makes it remember It’s only because of the drowning situation that day that I have such a reaction.”

Hearing what he said, Pei Ye's gaze at the kitten softened a lot. The little raccoon slave suffered a disaster in the sunset. Although the reason was that it was framed by the people of Qingning Palace, this matter In the end it was because of him.

"Saint, there is news from Qingning Palace that the Empress Dowager is going to drive to Xingqing Palace to watch the dragon boat ferry," Qi Chunye said cautiously beside Pei Ye, "Now all civil and military officials have arrived one after another. If Your Majesty It's too late, I'm afraid I will inevitably be criticized by villains."

Pei Ye always didn't like to join in such excitement, but because of the rules, he still had to go to the side hall to change his clothes.

Before getting into the sedan chair, he turned his head and glanced at the kitten, and suddenly said: "You also go with Gu."

The little cat had only bitten half of the dried fish in its mouth, so it hurriedly chewed and swallowed the dried fish subconsciously.

Although he never went to see it with his own eyes, but he also heard from his uncle that during the Dragon Boat Festival, there will be a dragon boat race in Xingqing Lake, not only civil and military officials, but also the emperor and empress.

Longchi starts from Changqingfang in the north and reaches Persimmon Garden in the south. The two sides of the pond are crowded with people watching the excitement.

Looking at the dragon boat is second, most of the people want to admire the true face of the emperor who seems to only exist in the opera books and storytellers, and the second is the emperor's three thousand beauties, which are as numerous as the stars in the sky. Even a glimpse of the maidservant's image is enough for them to think about it.

The little cat is different from them. He has seen the queen mother and the emperor a lot, and now he is only curious about the dragon boat race, so he ran over without any hesitation, happily catching up with the emperor's back .

There was still a long way to go from Daming Palace to Xingqing Palace, but the kitten sat with Pei Ye in the stable and soft sedan chair, and he didn't feel tired at all.

While crossing his legs comfortably, he secretly ate milk cakes from the tea and snacks prepared for the emperor.

Pei Ye didn't pay much attention to it at first, thinking that the cakes and snacks were very throaty, and the kitten had no water to go with it, so he must have choked on a few pieces and refused to eat any more.

Unexpectedly, he was the only one who missed it, so he quietly ate all the cakes in the food box.

Pei Ye looked at the food box with a few crumbs of pastry left, and couldn't help frowning. He was about to teach the kitten a lesson, but suddenly he was leaning on his back in the nest, his mouth was about to dry. Foaming at the mouth.

So before teaching him a lesson, the emperor rolled up the curtain of the car, asked the palace people outside for a bowl of clean water, and pressed the kitten's head to let him drink.

Fang Tishuang put her face on the edge of the plain bowl, and kept rolling her tongue. Being a kitten is good for everything, but drinking water is much more troublesome than that of a human. He drank half of the bowl of water and sprinkled the other half. I also feel thirsty.

The emperor held out the bowl that the kitten had used while pinching his nose, and then poked its round belly with his hand.

The kitten was so full that he couldn't move at the moment, and he was ticklish and had nowhere to hide, so he had to let him poke.

"Fang Tishuang, you are human anyway," Pei Ye frowned and said, "No matter how you eat, you don't look good. You have to push yourself to death to be reconciled?"

He has been pampered since he was a child, and although the queen mother is not his biological mother, it is impossible for him to treat him badly in terms of food, so Pei Ye has never suffered from hunger and cold, and he does not value appetite, so he can't understand this little greedy cat The act of stuffing himself to death when he gets the chance.

The little cat couldn't move now, and didn't have the energy to refute him, so he could only "meow" weakly, as if he was acting coquettishly.

Pei Ye couldn't stand him calling like this, and every time the kitten called like this, he remembered how miserable he was when he drowned that day, and then felt that he left him like this, and felt a little unreasonable in his heart guilt.

He hesitated for a while, then bent down helplessly, hugged the kitten to his lap, and then stretched out his hand to gently rub the kitten's belly for him very unskillfully.

His movements are jerky, but the strength is very gentle.

For some reason, Fang Tishuang suddenly remembered her short-lived aunt.

Once upon a time, when he and his aunt went to the capital to join his uncle, because he had been hungry for too long, he suddenly got alms from a kind shopkeeper, who cooked a big bowl of plain noodles for their mother.

Fang Tishuang was very hungry, and he ate too fast, and he had a stomachache after eating. He vaguely remembered that it was very cold that day, and A Niang hugged him in the same way, and then used the pair of hands full of cracks and chilblains. hands, rubbing his belly gently.

At that time, he didn't know that A Niang was sick, and he didn't know how she endured the pain and coaxed him to insist on going to Chang'an City with her.

He only knew that in his memory, even in trouble, the aunt who could comb her long black hair neatly often said to him: "Shuang'er, good boy, when we get to Chang'an, we don't have to suffer from cold and hunger anymore. You have never met your uncle since you grew up, he..."

Thinking about it, the little cat couldn't help but tears wet his eyes.

Seeing his tears for the second time, Pei Ye was stunned for a moment, and said a little at a loss: "Why are you crying, but it's too uncomfortable?"

The little cat shook his head sadly, and then he covered his eyes with his paws, so that no one could see, turned over hard, and buried his head in Pei Ye's arms.

The emperor patted the back of the kitty's head at a loss, and continued to ask, "Did Gurou hurt you?"

The little cat "meowed" and cried twice, which was very strange. After staying with the little cat for a long time, Pei Ye could hear his simple expressions.

For example, this time, Pei Ye knew that what he said should be "no".

The emperor followed the kitten's back carefully, because he didn't know why he was crying, so he could only persuade him in a low voice: "Don't cry, there will be rice dumplings to eat later."

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Emperor: Why did my wife cry when I was moved? I am guilty.

Kitten: Aunt, woo woo woo.