Dressed as a palace cat butler

The little cat pushed the half-eaten fish aside, and then flew towards Pei Ye, trying to open the parrot on his shoulder.

The parrot was not stupid either. When he saw the kitten approaching menacingly, he trembled with fright, flapped his wings and flew away from Pei Ye's shoulder in a hurry.

The little cat's expression froze, and it quickly retracted its claws and fangs: "Meow!" You're smart!

Immediately afterwards, he came to Pei Ye again, stretched out his claws, and brushed the dust that was made out of nothing on his shoulders with rough hands and feet.

Prince Huai saw his parrot flying around in fright, and was about to speak, but the emperor on the seat suddenly said: "I'm not strict with discipline, I'm rude."

After speaking, he patted the kitten's paw lightly, and said angrily, "What are you doing to scare people? You won't do it again, do you hear me?"

Although these words were words of reproach, there was no trace of reproach in that tone.

Fang Tishuang nodded with dignity, but didn't take his words to heart.

Seeing that the emperor had opened his mouth, Prince Huai Pei Yi naturally couldn't say anything about the kitten, so he called a few palace servants and together with him put the frightened parrot back into the cage go.

After finally coaxing the bird back into the cage, Prince Hua heaved a sigh of relief, then turned his head and joked with the kitten: "Little cat, my imperial brother is not just your cat, why, besides What kind of bird or man, can't even touch him?"

He paused for a while, then continued: "He's still fighting for favor with Lvyi...then the next year when the emperor becomes the empress, don't you want her to touch your Majesty?"

Prince Huai was only joking and joking, but everyone who heard him finished speaking was taken aback.

Pei Ye's expression moved slightly. He thought that the kitten was born to be at odds with the parrot, or maybe it was because the parrot took its territory, so he wanted to demonstrate in an enclosure, so he didn't try to compete for favor and jealousy Think about that level.

The little cat's ears only heard the words "Established the Empress" that Prince Huai said.

That's right, Pei Ye will be fourteen next year, and setting up a queen is the emperor's top priority. Although since ancient times, the position of emperor and queen is mostly not for the emperor to choose. People don't necessarily have feelings.

But Xiaomao'er didn't understand, he only saw his grandparents being on the same page when they were around, and his uncle and aunt never leaving. He was sure in his heart that if he wanted to marry a wife, it must be for love.

Thinking about other people getting married and having children, he didn't notice anything, but as long as he thought that soon, there would be another person beside Pei Ye who would steal all his attention, Xiaomao'er felt very uncomfortable.

It has nothing to do with whether the person is a man or a woman, a cat or a dog, he just thinks that Pei Ye should not have such a favorite person, and it is better to keep fighting with him like this.

Although the little cat's mind was broken by Pei Yi, Pei Ye didn't think there was anything wrong with the little cat, on the contrary, he thought it was even cuter.

"The matter of becoming a queen needs to be considered, and it's not a final decision," Pei Ye said indifferently, "You said that you want to be a queen, don't just want to get married yourself."

Prince Huai hurriedly said with a smile: "The girls in my brother's room are already making a lot of noise, how can I have the energy to ask my ancestors to come back to rule me? My brother wished he would never get married for the rest of his life, and it would be more comfortable to be single."

Pei Ye said seriously: "Is there anyone who is not married? If you keep talking nonsense like this, I will invite a few more gentlemen to your house to teach you."

Pei Yi immediately restrained his expression. Among the princes, he was the most temperamental like the late emperor. Since he was young, he liked to tease cats and dogs, eat, drink and have fun. If he were to listen to those old masters babbling, it would be better to kill him.

It's so easy to leave the palace and set up a mansion, and get out of Concubine Yun's control, why would he want to be disciplined again?

"Farewell, brother, my brother said something wrong," he said with a playful smile. I want to stay with you and A Niang in Chang'an City for a few more years, if I get married and go to the fiefdom, I don't know if I can come back once a year."

While listening to their chat, Fang Tishuang ate the leftover fish, but his mind was not on the dim sum fish.

Listening to Pei Ye's tone, Xiaomao'er thought that he must marry this unknown queen. He felt a little disappointed, but he also knew that marrying a wife and having children was a matter of course.

As the emperor, Pei Ye had to be rushed by the empress dowager and his courtiers, so it must be even more unavoidable. He is not someone of his own, so it is very unreasonable to make trouble with him.

Fortunately, the queen hadn't been found yet, and the little cat was just a little lost for a while, and when he finished eating the fish and his stomach was full, he forgot about it again.

Prince White was as talkative as the green-haired parrot he raised, and after he sat down again, he picked some interesting and folk anecdotes from the mansion, and chatted with the parrot in harmony with the emperor.

By the time he finished talking with Pei Ye, the little cat had already used up the poor lunch under the service of the palace servants.

He didn't want to sleep late today, so he was a little dissatisfied with Pei Ye's way of leaving him aside, and he was even more dissatisfied with Pei Yi, the instigator who took up Pei Ye's time.

The kitten was scratching its paws and stretching beside it, bored for a long time, only to see that Prince Hua finally got up to leave.

"Brother Huang, this is Lvyi's favorite snack," he said and put a large bag of dried nuts on the table, "If your majesty wants to train it, this will be enough as a reward. "

As soon as the little cat heard that there was something to eat, the stomach that could not be filled by the better-than-nothing lunch immediately yelled again. He first sneaked over to it, and then sniffed the smell of the nuts.

Seeing this, Pei Yi hurriedly reminded: "You can't eat this."

The little cat had just seen the novelty of the nuts and wanted to taste it. Hearing what he said, he suddenly felt rebellious, and the cat went over unexpectedly, and rolled up a small pile of nuts into his mouth in one bite.

Prince Hua's mansion used to raise raccoon slaves, so he knew that the kitten would get sick if he ate too much nuts, so he nervously stepped forward and stretched out his hand to open its mouth.

But the kitten kept its mouth shut and refused to let it go, so Prince Huai turned to ask the emperor for help: "Brother Emperor, tell it quickly, cats can't eat this food, if you get sick later, don't blame me."

Before he finished speaking, Pei Ye suddenly ordered in a deep voice: "Shuang'er, spit it out."

Fang Tishuang immediately let go when she heard the words, and spit all the nuts into Pei Yi's face.

Pei Yi yelled "Ouch", and immediately there was a clean brocade handkerchief presented by a palace maid beside him, he hurriedly took the handkerchief and wiped his face, then angrily said: "Brother Huang, you have to take good care of it." How can this cat be so mischievous? If you don’t teach it a little bit, I’m afraid it’s going to kick your nose in the face in the future?”

The little raccoon servant raised by his family is clingy and docile, and has never played such a fool with him. If the emperor didn't dote on this kitten, he would definitely have someone catch it and teach him a lesson.

Pei Ye looked at the kitten, and he also felt that the little raccoon slave had gone too far this time. He didn't think there was anything wrong with fighting with him in private, and arguing with the parrot. Some innocuous little things.

But now it is embarrassing to the guests in public, and fortunately it is the heartless Pei Yi who came here today, if it is an important official from the court, it is not a trivial matter to ask him to humiliate him so mischievously.

Pei Ye sent Pei Yi away first, and then said coldly to the kitten, "Come here."

Fang Tishuang passed obediently.

"Go and clean up your mess." His complexion and tone were different from usual, with an inexplicable coercion and awe.

Seeing that the palace people next to him wanted to help the kitten, Pei Ye said, "Don't move anyone, it will take care of the trouble it caused by itself."

The little cat felt that it was inexplicable that he was murdered, but Pei Ye's tone was unquestionable, and he didn't dare to talk back to him at this time, so he jumped off the table and pawed pitifully at the thing that fell on the ground. of nuts.

The emperor sitting at the top paused for a moment, and then said in a tone of admonishing a child: "I know that you can understand people's words, and you also know what to do and what not to do."

The kitten took a peek at his expression, and found that his expression was very serious, and he didn't seem to be joking with him.

"So you must have sprayed that nut on Pei Yi's face on purpose, didn't you?"

The kitten didn't respond, and fiddled with the nuts on the ground with its mouth curled up.

"It's silent again," Pei Ye asked, "Huh?"

The little cat suddenly had a sore nose, squatted with its back facing him, and suddenly began to wipe away tears with its paws.

He has always been like this, every time the elders in the family say something to him, he doesn't know how to answer, no matter whether he did something wrong, or whether he is right or not, tears will fall down uncontrollably.

Pei Ye was stunned for a moment, then stood up: "Gu Cai said a few words to you, what are you talking about?"

After finishing speaking, he walked up to the little cat, and seeing the little raccoon slave covered his face with his paws to prevent him from looking at it, Pei Ye thought, thinking that the little cat was pretending to cry on purpose to gain sympathy, so he pulled it away Its paws, unexpectedly found that tears were actually streaming down his face.

Pei Ye was a little surprised: "Did you really cry?"

The emperor hurriedly took out the silk handkerchief in his sleeve to wipe his tears. He was not close to his brothers and had never had the opportunity to educate his younger brother. Before giving him a chance to finish speaking, he started dropping golden beans.

The little cat probably felt ashamed, so he didn't allow him to wipe it, and then got under the table to hide again.

Pei Ye didn't get angry when he saw this, but just squatted down at the table helplessly. He had already let go of his face. Even the twelve princesses raised by his nominal mother in the palace, the Queen Mother, were not so big. For the sake of face, he asked him to condescend to coax him.

"Did I scold you? Did I bully you?" Pei Ye asked softly, "But just a few words about you, it seems that you have suffered a great grievance."

After he finished speaking, he paused again, the balance in his heart had shifted unconsciously, thinking that no matter how smart the kitten is, it is just a cat, how could it really understand those people's sophistication.

His tone softened: "Forget it, I won't pursue the matter this time, so don't cry anymore."

The little cat squatted under the table to calm down for a while, and after wiping away all the tears, it was willing to show its head with its head down.

Pei Ye squatted by the table until his feet were sore. Seeing that the kitten finally stopped crying, he found another step for him: "Do you know what's wrong?"

The little cat didn't dare to push forward, so he nodded, and then meowed aggrievedly to show his weakness.