Dressed as a palace cat butler
Chapter 38 Is Abusing Cats!
The kitten was running intermittently while hiding, and finally reached the cattery. As a result, it was just on the road not far from the gate of the courtyard when Su Jing led someone to capture it.
Su Jing lifted the back of the kitten's neck, and stuffed him whole into his arms, then turned his head and said to the subordinates behind him: "Go back and report to Your Majesty, saying that the kitten's master has been found, I will take it Send it back to the cattery, it will come in a while."
"Yes." The guards behind replied.
When everyone retreated, Su Jing hugged the kitten, scratched the fur on his back lightly, and said to him solemnly: "From now on, master, don't run around mischievously. You have provoked so many cats." People are running around for you, not to mention, and it makes His Majesty worry about you."
Little Mao'er was so miserable that he couldn't tell, how wronged he was, he obviously stayed in Daming Palace all day and didn't move much, and was said to be running around.
But in the cattery at this moment, Wan'er has not entered the house since she came back, she has been wandering in the yard with her hands in her hands, whenever she heard someone's footsteps, she would suddenly push open the half-hidden courtyard door, Probe outside.
The previous few times when she poked her head out, she had nothing to gain except to startle the passers-by, but this time it was different. She poked her head out and saw her hapless cat owner at first glance.
Wan'er was about to cry with embarrassment, with tears in her eyes, she sobbed, "Master!"
Su Jing couldn't bear to see the girl cry, so he quickly stuffed the cat master into Wan'er's arms, and then hurriedly left.
Wan'er refrained from shedding tears in the courtyard, and when the courtyard door was closed and the door of the room was closed, the tears in her eyes slowly fell down.
Seeing this, the kitten hurriedly wiped her face with the pads of its front paws, but unexpectedly wiped Wan'er's fair face dirty.
Fang Tishuang didn't expect this to happen, so she was taken aback for a moment, Wan'er immediately reacted, and exclaimed in a low voice: "You haven't washed your paws yet when you come back!"
She got up quickly, held up a small bronze mirror on the dowry and looked at it, the little cat thought she was going to be angry, but unexpectedly she burst into tears and laughed.
Hearing her laughter, Fang Tishuang wanted to laugh for a moment, but the cat's body didn't allow it, and the movement on its face was not as flexible as a human's, so it just bared a pair of canine teeth, and then posed a look A very vicious smile came.
Tired of laughing, Wan'er took out her handkerchief and wiped away the dirt and tears on her face, then said: "I was really scared to death just now, did you show your shape in front of His Majesty this time?"
Although it wasn't what she said, Fang Tishuang felt the same, so she just shook her head slightly.
"What's going on? Why is Your Majesty willing to let you back?" Wan'er continued to ask.
Fang Tishuang first pointed at herself with her front paws, then let out a "meow", and finally shook her head helplessly.
"Oh yes, you can't speak now," Wan'er looked puzzled, "But you can transform into a human body, so you can't speak human language?"
She asked sincerely, but Xiaomao'er always felt as if he was being despised. It seemed that in Wan'er's eyes, he was not only a cat demon, but also a low-level monster with weakened demon power and poor control of magic.
Xiaomao'er sighed, and Wan'er also sighed: "Forget it, I won't embarrass you anymore, I will talk to my servant when you can talk again."
"Meow~" Fang Tishuang responded, and then rolled into the nest.
Although he didn't do anything today, the little cat still felt exhausted. After he got into the cat's nest, he felt his mind went blank and fell asleep after a while.
At the same time, in the Daming Palace.
A group of palace guards and inner guards turned the Daming Palace upside down, but failed to find the secret passage that the emperor said might exist.
Pei Ye was puzzled, if there was no such secret passage in the palace, how could Fang Tishuang come here naked... It may not necessarily be that he came here naked, maybe someone else came to meet him, but how did he come here? The one who left Daming Palace?
He also sent someone to ask about Cao Minghe's side, and the palace people in the courtyard said that he had stayed with them all the time just now and never left.
If one person lied, it could still be explained, but so many people couldn't be bribed.
So... Could it be that there are people in Yuqian who he can't think of who are Fang Tishuang's accomplices?
After a while, Qi Chunye suddenly came forward to report: "Saint, General Su has brought someone back, saying that the kitten master has been found."
Pei Ye was only wearing his inner garment at this time, and a slightly thin cloak was draped over his shoulders. Hearing this, he raised his eyes a little, and replied calmly, "Understood, please come in and talk."
Su Jingping withdrew his subordinates, and then went into the hall alone to face the saint. He saluted the emperor first, then got up and said, "Your Majesty, I have just personally sent the kitten master back to the cattery."
"Well," Pei Ye took another sip of strong tea to refresh himself, "is it not injured?"
"The cat owner is all right. I found the owner near the cattery. I must have been naughty and ran out for a few laps. I knew I would go back when it was getting late." Su Jing replied.
Pei Ye nodded slightly, and then ordered: "From now on, the Daming Palace will be under strict control day and night. If any suspicious person appears, he will be brought here directly and questioned alone."
He paused, and then said: "Also, pick two smarter ones from the inner guards to keep an eye on Cao Minghe, and if he has any suspicious behavior, immediately report to Minggu."
Su Jing nodded and responded: "Yes."
After finishing speaking, Pei Ye looked at Qi Chunye who was beside him again: "Chun Ye, you will present the set of clothes that Fang Tishuang wore to Cao Minghe in a while, and just say next time don't let his brother come naked again, you have a cold change."
Qi Chunye quickly responded.
It was early morning.
The little cat fell asleep for a little bit, but the cattery and palace people were in the way of the emperor's instructions, and no one dared to wake him up. Only Wan'er deliberately made some noise when bringing water into the house.
When the little cat opened her eyelids slightly, she leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Don't sleep, my servant said in the book last night that you monsters have to get up early and wait until dark, and wear stars and moons to practice—you know How do you practice?"
Fang Tishuang stared blankly at her with a cat face, speechless.
"I just want to find a place with good feng shui to sit down, and then start breathing and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon," she said mysteriously, "You are just too lazy, and your cultivation base is so low. The monsters here are all powerful and capable of manipulating people."
Listening to her rambling nonsense, Fang Tishuang felt his mind was in a mess, and he felt a little bored of being woken up again, so he competed with Wan'er: "Meow, meow ,Meow meow meow!"
I am not a monster!
"Hey, what are you arguing about? I don't want you to cultivate," Wan'er sighed, "But if you continue to be so lazy, if one day you turn into a human body in blue sky and broad daylight, where will you hide?"
Seeing that the kitten was silent, she paused, and then said: "Even if you are a monster, you still have to learn something to save your life."
The little cat turned again into the cat litter, this time giving up struggling completely.
It's good to be a kitten, but it's a pity that he can't speak human words. No matter how hard he barks for a long time, it can't match Wan'er's continuous chatter.
After a while, Ze Huan brought the kitty's breakfast into the house.
Fang Tishuang doesn't have much fun in this palace, eating and drinking can be regarded as his greatest hobby, but today when he lowered his head, he saw that the food on the dinner plate was one-third less than yesterday !
Even the pancake was a bit smaller, not as big as his cat's face.
As the saying goes, it is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality. The little cat immediately turned his face and refused to do it. This cattery is simply abusing cats.
He poked his front paws on the food plate, then looked at Wan'er and Ze Huan seriously: "Meow?"
Seeing his appearance of "How dare you use such a small amount of food to fool me, Mr. Cat?", Wan'er couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing: "Don't stare at us like this, this is His Majesty's order, he Say you are too heavy, we don’t raise pigs in the Daming Palace, lest you eat them and grow into this year’s New Year’s goods, so I want the cattery’s small kitchen to reduce your diet.”
Fang Tishuang slapped her paws, and immediately pulled out two canine teeth: "Meow!" How unreasonable!
He thought Pei Ye was just talking, but he didn't expect him to be so cruel!
Ze Huan also laughed after hearing this, and together with Wan'er, the two suddenly laughed together.
Because he was too happy, Ze Huan was choked and coughed a few times, then he asked, "Your Majesty really said that?"
Wan'er nodded with a smile: "That's exactly what the sage said."
Ze Huan laughed and called "Ouch", seeing the kitten's face about to get angry, he didn't stop, and continued to laugh: "Oh my mother, your Majesty's mouth is too poisonous!" Bar?"
"However, what your majesty said is indeed reasonable. If we say that our master was a slender little white cat in the past, but now this is just a big white pig. Once you put it in the pigsty, you may not know how many pigs there are." The mother and pig mother all ran over to recognize the cubs."
Once he laughed, he couldn't hold back the words, but the kitten was so angry that he didn't even need breakfast, and flew over with his paws to scratch him to death.
Ze Huan hid quickly, begging for mercy while running for his life, and now he could say anything nice.
"Cat master, you are wise and powerful, and your servant is a despicable villain, unsightly, master, don't care about me like me, there are a lot of big cats, please spare this servant—ah!"
Fang Tishuang didn't like him at all, the flying general stepped forward and gave him a mouthful of palm, the force was restrained very well, no blood was seen, only a row of neat teeth marks were left.
Although he has gained a lot of weight, his posture is still much more agile than that of a man with two legs. Seeing that Ze Huan was grinning in pain, blowing air on his palm with his mouth puffed out, the little cat suddenly felt relieved, and finally You should provocatively shout at Ze Ze: "Meow!" Yes!
"Aunt Wan'er, look at the master," Ze Huan stretched out the hand that was bitten, and said with a wrinkled face, "The bite was too hard."
Wan'er is very happy to see the result: "You deserve it! You should have corrected your cheap talk a long time ago, and it's a good thing that you are in our cattery. If you are in other noble master's palaces, your legs will be afraid. It was interrupted a long time ago, it was more than just a small bite, and no blood was seen, so our cat master thinks highly of you."
Little Mao'er thought it was right, so she also swears and swears beside Wan'er.
After scolding Ze Huan, who hates cats, the kitten ate up the breakfast that was fed to rats, and then let Wan'er wipe his face, claws, and comb his hair.
After everything was sorted out, Wan'er delivered the kitten to Su Jing who had been waiting in the yard for a long time.
Before he left, Wan'er couldn't help telling him: "Master, remember to go early and return early."
The kitten shook her front paw in response.
He could barely do it if he went early, but as for returning early... then he could only do his best and obey the destiny. Of course, the most important thing was to listen to Pei Ye.
Recently, Su Jing probably felt that he and this little cat were getting to know each other well, and that the little cat wouldn't gossip about his affairs, so he opened up the chatterbox.
On the way, he first told Little Mao'er some interesting stories about his recent errands, and then he talked about his unmarried daughter-in-law.
"I heard from the matchmaker that she is gentle and virtuous, looks like a goddess, boasting that she is the only one in heaven and earth, but I have never even seen her with my own eyes..."
Listening to what he said, Xiaomao'er suddenly thought of Pei Ye. He was born more iconic than a woman, and he didn't know what kind of wife he would find as a queen in the future.
According to his ideas and requirements, beauty is the second priority, but this empress must love cats, otherwise his life in this palace may be difficult in the future.
Su Jing lifted the back of the kitten's neck, and stuffed him whole into his arms, then turned his head and said to the subordinates behind him: "Go back and report to Your Majesty, saying that the kitten's master has been found, I will take it Send it back to the cattery, it will come in a while."
"Yes." The guards behind replied.
When everyone retreated, Su Jing hugged the kitten, scratched the fur on his back lightly, and said to him solemnly: "From now on, master, don't run around mischievously. You have provoked so many cats." People are running around for you, not to mention, and it makes His Majesty worry about you."
Little Mao'er was so miserable that he couldn't tell, how wronged he was, he obviously stayed in Daming Palace all day and didn't move much, and was said to be running around.
But in the cattery at this moment, Wan'er has not entered the house since she came back, she has been wandering in the yard with her hands in her hands, whenever she heard someone's footsteps, she would suddenly push open the half-hidden courtyard door, Probe outside.
The previous few times when she poked her head out, she had nothing to gain except to startle the passers-by, but this time it was different. She poked her head out and saw her hapless cat owner at first glance.
Wan'er was about to cry with embarrassment, with tears in her eyes, she sobbed, "Master!"
Su Jing couldn't bear to see the girl cry, so he quickly stuffed the cat master into Wan'er's arms, and then hurriedly left.
Wan'er refrained from shedding tears in the courtyard, and when the courtyard door was closed and the door of the room was closed, the tears in her eyes slowly fell down.
Seeing this, the kitten hurriedly wiped her face with the pads of its front paws, but unexpectedly wiped Wan'er's fair face dirty.
Fang Tishuang didn't expect this to happen, so she was taken aback for a moment, Wan'er immediately reacted, and exclaimed in a low voice: "You haven't washed your paws yet when you come back!"
She got up quickly, held up a small bronze mirror on the dowry and looked at it, the little cat thought she was going to be angry, but unexpectedly she burst into tears and laughed.
Hearing her laughter, Fang Tishuang wanted to laugh for a moment, but the cat's body didn't allow it, and the movement on its face was not as flexible as a human's, so it just bared a pair of canine teeth, and then posed a look A very vicious smile came.
Tired of laughing, Wan'er took out her handkerchief and wiped away the dirt and tears on her face, then said: "I was really scared to death just now, did you show your shape in front of His Majesty this time?"
Although it wasn't what she said, Fang Tishuang felt the same, so she just shook her head slightly.
"What's going on? Why is Your Majesty willing to let you back?" Wan'er continued to ask.
Fang Tishuang first pointed at herself with her front paws, then let out a "meow", and finally shook her head helplessly.
"Oh yes, you can't speak now," Wan'er looked puzzled, "But you can transform into a human body, so you can't speak human language?"
She asked sincerely, but Xiaomao'er always felt as if he was being despised. It seemed that in Wan'er's eyes, he was not only a cat demon, but also a low-level monster with weakened demon power and poor control of magic.
Xiaomao'er sighed, and Wan'er also sighed: "Forget it, I won't embarrass you anymore, I will talk to my servant when you can talk again."
"Meow~" Fang Tishuang responded, and then rolled into the nest.
Although he didn't do anything today, the little cat still felt exhausted. After he got into the cat's nest, he felt his mind went blank and fell asleep after a while.
At the same time, in the Daming Palace.
A group of palace guards and inner guards turned the Daming Palace upside down, but failed to find the secret passage that the emperor said might exist.
Pei Ye was puzzled, if there was no such secret passage in the palace, how could Fang Tishuang come here naked... It may not necessarily be that he came here naked, maybe someone else came to meet him, but how did he come here? The one who left Daming Palace?
He also sent someone to ask about Cao Minghe's side, and the palace people in the courtyard said that he had stayed with them all the time just now and never left.
If one person lied, it could still be explained, but so many people couldn't be bribed.
So... Could it be that there are people in Yuqian who he can't think of who are Fang Tishuang's accomplices?
After a while, Qi Chunye suddenly came forward to report: "Saint, General Su has brought someone back, saying that the kitten master has been found."
Pei Ye was only wearing his inner garment at this time, and a slightly thin cloak was draped over his shoulders. Hearing this, he raised his eyes a little, and replied calmly, "Understood, please come in and talk."
Su Jingping withdrew his subordinates, and then went into the hall alone to face the saint. He saluted the emperor first, then got up and said, "Your Majesty, I have just personally sent the kitten master back to the cattery."
"Well," Pei Ye took another sip of strong tea to refresh himself, "is it not injured?"
"The cat owner is all right. I found the owner near the cattery. I must have been naughty and ran out for a few laps. I knew I would go back when it was getting late." Su Jing replied.
Pei Ye nodded slightly, and then ordered: "From now on, the Daming Palace will be under strict control day and night. If any suspicious person appears, he will be brought here directly and questioned alone."
He paused, and then said: "Also, pick two smarter ones from the inner guards to keep an eye on Cao Minghe, and if he has any suspicious behavior, immediately report to Minggu."
Su Jing nodded and responded: "Yes."
After finishing speaking, Pei Ye looked at Qi Chunye who was beside him again: "Chun Ye, you will present the set of clothes that Fang Tishuang wore to Cao Minghe in a while, and just say next time don't let his brother come naked again, you have a cold change."
Qi Chunye quickly responded.
It was early morning.
The little cat fell asleep for a little bit, but the cattery and palace people were in the way of the emperor's instructions, and no one dared to wake him up. Only Wan'er deliberately made some noise when bringing water into the house.
When the little cat opened her eyelids slightly, she leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Don't sleep, my servant said in the book last night that you monsters have to get up early and wait until dark, and wear stars and moons to practice—you know How do you practice?"
Fang Tishuang stared blankly at her with a cat face, speechless.
"I just want to find a place with good feng shui to sit down, and then start breathing and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon," she said mysteriously, "You are just too lazy, and your cultivation base is so low. The monsters here are all powerful and capable of manipulating people."
Listening to her rambling nonsense, Fang Tishuang felt his mind was in a mess, and he felt a little bored of being woken up again, so he competed with Wan'er: "Meow, meow ,Meow meow meow!"
I am not a monster!
"Hey, what are you arguing about? I don't want you to cultivate," Wan'er sighed, "But if you continue to be so lazy, if one day you turn into a human body in blue sky and broad daylight, where will you hide?"
Seeing that the kitten was silent, she paused, and then said: "Even if you are a monster, you still have to learn something to save your life."
The little cat turned again into the cat litter, this time giving up struggling completely.
It's good to be a kitten, but it's a pity that he can't speak human words. No matter how hard he barks for a long time, it can't match Wan'er's continuous chatter.
After a while, Ze Huan brought the kitty's breakfast into the house.
Fang Tishuang doesn't have much fun in this palace, eating and drinking can be regarded as his greatest hobby, but today when he lowered his head, he saw that the food on the dinner plate was one-third less than yesterday !
Even the pancake was a bit smaller, not as big as his cat's face.
As the saying goes, it is easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality. The little cat immediately turned his face and refused to do it. This cattery is simply abusing cats.
He poked his front paws on the food plate, then looked at Wan'er and Ze Huan seriously: "Meow?"
Seeing his appearance of "How dare you use such a small amount of food to fool me, Mr. Cat?", Wan'er couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing: "Don't stare at us like this, this is His Majesty's order, he Say you are too heavy, we don’t raise pigs in the Daming Palace, lest you eat them and grow into this year’s New Year’s goods, so I want the cattery’s small kitchen to reduce your diet.”
Fang Tishuang slapped her paws, and immediately pulled out two canine teeth: "Meow!" How unreasonable!
He thought Pei Ye was just talking, but he didn't expect him to be so cruel!
Ze Huan also laughed after hearing this, and together with Wan'er, the two suddenly laughed together.
Because he was too happy, Ze Huan was choked and coughed a few times, then he asked, "Your Majesty really said that?"
Wan'er nodded with a smile: "That's exactly what the sage said."
Ze Huan laughed and called "Ouch", seeing the kitten's face about to get angry, he didn't stop, and continued to laugh: "Oh my mother, your Majesty's mouth is too poisonous!" Bar?"
"However, what your majesty said is indeed reasonable. If we say that our master was a slender little white cat in the past, but now this is just a big white pig. Once you put it in the pigsty, you may not know how many pigs there are." The mother and pig mother all ran over to recognize the cubs."
Once he laughed, he couldn't hold back the words, but the kitten was so angry that he didn't even need breakfast, and flew over with his paws to scratch him to death.
Ze Huan hid quickly, begging for mercy while running for his life, and now he could say anything nice.
"Cat master, you are wise and powerful, and your servant is a despicable villain, unsightly, master, don't care about me like me, there are a lot of big cats, please spare this servant—ah!"
Fang Tishuang didn't like him at all, the flying general stepped forward and gave him a mouthful of palm, the force was restrained very well, no blood was seen, only a row of neat teeth marks were left.
Although he has gained a lot of weight, his posture is still much more agile than that of a man with two legs. Seeing that Ze Huan was grinning in pain, blowing air on his palm with his mouth puffed out, the little cat suddenly felt relieved, and finally You should provocatively shout at Ze Ze: "Meow!" Yes!
"Aunt Wan'er, look at the master," Ze Huan stretched out the hand that was bitten, and said with a wrinkled face, "The bite was too hard."
Wan'er is very happy to see the result: "You deserve it! You should have corrected your cheap talk a long time ago, and it's a good thing that you are in our cattery. If you are in other noble master's palaces, your legs will be afraid. It was interrupted a long time ago, it was more than just a small bite, and no blood was seen, so our cat master thinks highly of you."
Little Mao'er thought it was right, so she also swears and swears beside Wan'er.
After scolding Ze Huan, who hates cats, the kitten ate up the breakfast that was fed to rats, and then let Wan'er wipe his face, claws, and comb his hair.
After everything was sorted out, Wan'er delivered the kitten to Su Jing who had been waiting in the yard for a long time.
Before he left, Wan'er couldn't help telling him: "Master, remember to go early and return early."
The kitten shook her front paw in response.
He could barely do it if he went early, but as for returning early... then he could only do his best and obey the destiny. Of course, the most important thing was to listen to Pei Ye.
Recently, Su Jing probably felt that he and this little cat were getting to know each other well, and that the little cat wouldn't gossip about his affairs, so he opened up the chatterbox.
On the way, he first told Little Mao'er some interesting stories about his recent errands, and then he talked about his unmarried daughter-in-law.
"I heard from the matchmaker that she is gentle and virtuous, looks like a goddess, boasting that she is the only one in heaven and earth, but I have never even seen her with my own eyes..."
Listening to what he said, Xiaomao'er suddenly thought of Pei Ye. He was born more iconic than a woman, and he didn't know what kind of wife he would find as a queen in the future.
According to his ideas and requirements, beauty is the second priority, but this empress must love cats, otherwise his life in this palace may be difficult in the future.
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