Dressed as a palace cat butler

Chapter 36 "Will This Clothes Bite?"

After Qi Chunye took Fang Tishuang away, Pei Ye turned to look at Cao Silang: "Is he your younger brother?"

Cao Silang froze for a moment, then replied: "Yes."

"But Fang Tishuang, didn't he die early?" Pei Ye's tone was light, as if he was just chatting with him, "Your mother Zhang took his body back."

Cao Silang panicked, hearing Pei Ye's tone, he seemed to be very clear about Fang Tishuang and his family, but as Fang Tishuang's elder brother, he didn't care about his younger brother's resurrection. It's true that I can't figure it out at all.

On weekdays, the two brothers had no chance to be alone, and he didn't even have the chance to listen to Fang Tishuang's explanation.

"My servant doesn't know..." He frowned, "My servant also thought that Tishuang..."

Pei Ye watched the emotional changes on his face, and suddenly asked: "I heard that you chased and beat that kitten years ago, is there such a thing?"

Cao Silang nodded: "The servant was awakened by the meowing of the cat that day, and remembered his younger brother who entered the palace together. He was upset, so he accidentally hit it. After being punished, the servant has thought about repenting..."

"If it really killed your little brother," Pei Ye interrupted him, "it deserves to be hit by you—but Fang Tishuang is still alive now, how do you explain it?"

Cao Minghe shook his head: "Slaves..."

"So, he didn't tell you about the so-called 'not humane' just now?"

Cao Silang really didn't know how to answer, so he nodded.

"Then do you know that Fang Tishuang's body is not in the small grave in your house?" Pei Ye said slowly, word by word.

The first reaction on Cao Silang's face was always beyond his expectation, he looked like he really didn't know anything.

If he was an adult, Pei Ye would definitely be sure that he had a deep scheming heart, but he was just a young boy. After all, it was difficult to fake his emotions and behavior due to his age.

Of course, except that he is extremely talented and pretends too well.

At the same time, Qi Chunye brought Fang Tishuang, who had just finished changing clothes, into the palace.

Pei Ye's attention fell back to Fang Tishuang's body again, probably because there was no suitable clothes for him here, Qi Chunye changed him into old clothes that he wore when he was young.

It looks like it's actually quite new, but the Shangyi Bureau sews too many new clothes for him every year, and he grows too fast, so many clothes weigh down the bottom of the suitcase before he can wear them twice.

But since it was the clothes he wore, they were not allowed to be rewarded to the palace people at will, so they were either kept in a backlog, or the palace people burned them on an auspicious day.

The clothes Qi Chunye chose were just casual clothes, and it wasn't too much for Fang Tishuang to wear. Besides, Fang Tishuang also wore the emperor's cloak just now, and Qi Chunye didn't see him get angry, so he speculated about the emperor's clothes. Thinking about it, he expected that nothing would go wrong if he changed Fang Tishuang's clothes.

Pei Ye's eyes pressed down, and he saw Fang Tishuang wearing a sky blue round neck gown, her waist-length hair was tied into a small crown, she looked clean, like a young lady from a wealthy family. Sir.

"Come here." Pei Ye said.

Fang Tishuang, who was first born and second familiar, walked to the hall obediently.

When she reached the side of the table, she saw the emperor picking up a pen, so Fang Yishuang reached out to add some water to the inkstone, then picked up the ink stick and began to grind it.

Cao Silang who was standing in the hall quietly glanced at the person in the hall, and saw that his younger brother didn't seem to be doing this for the first time, and there was a slight smile on his face, which seemed rather heartless. Meaning.

Fang Tishuang didn't know what kind of ups and downs his elder brother had experienced after he left just now, but he only knew that the little emperor was very kind to cats and people, although he often liked to tease cats and people, but he must be a good person.

He also asked someone to wear clothes for him, instead of letting him kneel down half naked, which shows that the little emperor has a kind heart.

But although Fang Tishuang thinks Pei Ye is a good person, Pei Ye doesn't think Fang Tishuang is really a heartless little fool.

"You," Pei Ye suddenly asked, "where do you live?"

Fang Tishuang blurted back: "Yuzhou... Later I followed Aunt to Chang'an City."

Pei Ye quickly caught the message in his words: "Where's your grandfather?"

"Dead," Fang Tishuang's face suddenly showed a bit of sadness, not like pretending, "My mother said to let me collect some money to avoid this battle, but Grandpa refused, saying that I would protect him." The family defends the country, and my mother said that he is a fool. I used to think that what my mother said was wrong, but after my grandfather failed to go home, I thought that my mother was actually right."

Pei Ye said again: "It is a heroic act to die for the country. Your grandfather should be a hero. How can you say he is a fool?"

Fang Tishuang said stubbornly: "But I don't want a hero, I just want grandpa. His bones are scattered in other places. How can there be such a miserable hero in the world?"

"But if no one comes to defend the country, how can I come home to thousands of people?" Pei Ye asked back.

He read books of sages and sages since he was a child and learned the strategy of governing the country. He only likes to look at the overall situation in everything. The prosperity and decline of these individual families sounds like a small thing to him, and it doesn't mean that they are not miserable or pitiful, but that they are difficult. touch his heart.

But Fang Tishuang is different, he doesn't have those big and useless hearts in his eyes, he only knows that his grandfather died in battle, his bones can't go home, and the pensions issued by the court have been deducted layer by layer, and returned to their orphans and widows. Not enough to feed them.

"It wasn't your grandpa who died on the battlefield, and you wouldn't be hungry, how would you know?" Fang Tishuang felt a little inexplicable anger in her heart, tears welled up in her eyes, and she said indiscriminately , "My grandfather brings me delicious food every day, and he also uses grass to weave grasshoppers and rabbits..."

He was full of emotions in his heart, but what he said seemed a little unsatisfactory.

Pei Ye looked at him coldly, and seemed to be angry too.

No one dared to lecture the emperor like this, except the emperor teacher and his elders, but those were all his elders, and he could be educated with an open mind.

Qi Chunye, who was standing by the side, and everyone in the palace were shocked, they didn't expect this child to be so bold, Qi Chunye reckoned that according to the rules, Fang Tishuang would have to be punished with [-] canings anyway.

That's really thirty boards down, even an adult may not be able to bear it, let alone such a little doll whose hair hasn't even grown.

Cao Silang looked at the emperor's expression, and knelt down towards him without hesitation: "Your Majesty, Shuang'er is young and careless, and he speaks freely, and did not mean to offend—Shuang'er, hurry up and kneel down to apologize to Your Majesty!"

Only then did Fang Tishuang realize that he had said the "wrong thing" just now, but he didn't feel that he had said it wrong, but he just felt that he shouldn't have said it to the emperor.

He looked at Cao Silang, who had a worried face in the hall, and was about to kneel, but he heard the person on the seat suddenly said slowly: "Forget it, Tong Yan Wuji, don't get your clothes dirty on your knees."

Fang Tishuang was about to kneel down, but when she heard this, her figure flickered, she hurriedly raised her hand to grab the edge of the table, and then climbed up with difficulty.

What he did made Pei Ye think of the kitten, and the little raccoon slave usually likes to hold the table like this, lying on his stomach to take a peek at what he is doing.

Seeing this, Qi Chunye also gave Cao Silang a look, signaling him to get up quickly, Cao Minghe got up from the ground very cleverly, and then retreated to the side.

He was ready to be punished for his younger brother, but unexpectedly the emperor picked it up so high and then put it down gently.

Fang Tishuang saw that he didn't intend to pursue it, so she resumed her old business and continued to study ink.

This time he was very honest and stopped talking, and the emperor didn't talk to him again. Fang Tishuang just watched Pei Ye writing quietly, and he found that he just wrote those four words back and forth.

What's inside... what's inside?Fang Tishuang felt that she had seen the last two words before, but she didn't seem to have seen them.

Before Fang Tishuang figured out what the last two words meant, Pei Ye suddenly took out a page from the written rice paper, then turned around and handed it to Qi Chunye: "Did you find the kitten?"

"Return to Your Majesty, there is no news yet." Qi Chunye took the rice paper with both hands.

"When there is news, remember to tell Gu immediately."

"Yes."

"I'm a little tired." Pei Ye stood up, "Let's change clothes earlier today and go to bed."

Qi Chunye hurriedly followed him, Cao Minghe glanced at his younger brother at the desk, and followed him.

But when Pei Ye was about to leave the main hall, he suddenly stopped and looked back at Fang Tishuang: "What are you doing in a daze?"

Fang Tishuang was stunned for a moment, then raised her finger and pointed at herself: "Do you want to follow me, too?"

"Naturally," Pei Ye said coldly, "You will keep watch for me tonight."

Although Fang Tishuang didn't know why, he obediently followed. He trotted forward and followed Cao Silang, and the two brothers exchanged glances quickly.

When they arrived at the emperor's bedroom, Pei Ye walked behind a semi-transparent screen, Qi Chunye hurriedly followed, and greeted Cao Minghe again, intending to change clothes for the emperor.

Unexpectedly, Pei Ye waved his hand, but said: "Everyone back down."

Qi Chunye's footsteps faltered, and he exchanged a glance with Cao Minghe, and both of them retreated behind the screen.

But Fang Tishuang, who was following behind them and was going to leave together, was stopped: "You, stay."

Fang Tishuang had no choice but to stop, turned back and saw that Pei Ye was taking off his clothes, and he had no intention of going forward at all. Instead, he was wary of the words "see no evil", and stretched out his hands to cover his eyes. up.

Pei Ye turned his head and glanced at him: "What are you doing standing so far away, why don't you come over and wait for Gu to change?"

Fang Tishuang was startled, there was no one else around him, so the "you" in Pei Ye's mouth should only refer to him.

Cao Silang, who was standing outside the screen, panicked, and whispered to Qi Chunye: "Elder-in-law, Shuang'er won't..."

Qi Chunye glanced at him, and then made a silent gesture: "Shh, don't talk."

Fang Tishuang, who was inside the screen, stepped forward bravely, and then clumsily began to untie Pei Ye's belt. He had never been in contact with such complicated clothes, so his hands seemed particularly unfamiliar.

However, the emperor was wearing this robe very grandly today, one layer after another was peeled off, and he couldn't take off his head at all.

Goodbye to the embroidery material, one gold and one silver thread intertwined, dotted with hundreds of oriental gemstones, shining brightly under the luxuriant lights, if any one is broken, he can't afford to sell him whole Therefore, Fang Tishuang was so cautious that even the tips of his fingers were trembling.

Pei Ye looked down and teased softly, "Will this dress bite?"

Fang Tishuang kicked him viciously in her heart, but her face was so scared that she didn't dare to move, she just said timidly: "I don't bite, but I'm afraid."

"What are you afraid of?" Pei Ye asked knowingly.

"I'm afraid I'll ruin your Majesty's clothes," Fang Tishuang frowned slightly. He felt that Pei Ye was a little naughty, which affected him to take off his clothes, but he was the emperor, and Fang Tishuang didn't dare to shake his face at him, so he had to He replied honestly, "I think this bead is worth more than me."

Pei Ye smiled: "It's okay, if you break Gu, you won't have to pay for it."

"Really?"

"Gu never breaks his promise, and never loves clothes."

Hearing what he said, Fang Tishuang's strength didn't increase at all. Pei Ye didn't feel sorry for him, but he still felt sorry for Yin Zi.

"I don't want you to pay, why are you still so tied up?" Pei Ye wanted to yawn, but he held back.

I don't know if it was his illusion, but he always felt that every time he met this little slave, he would feel extremely sleepy, and this little slave was more effective than the tranquilizing incense prescribed by the imperial physician.

Fang Tishuang thought for a while, then murmured and replied: "But I can't bear it, this one is almost enough for me to eat for the rest of my life, can this set of clothes fill the Daming Palace with rice?" ..."

His very pragmatic words hit Pei Ye's smile somehow, but due to his face and majesty, the emperor still kept a straight face.

But when he thought that in the eyes of this little slave, this crown dress was equivalent to countless rice, the emperor still couldn't help laughing, but he couldn't help it, and suddenly he yawned uncontrollably.

Immediately he couldn't help laughing, Fang Tishuang saw that he was smiling so inexplicably, so he started laughing along with him.

The two people behind the screen were all at a loss, and for some reason, they suddenly burst into laughter.

Fang Tishuang hugged the emperor's changed clothes, out of breath from laughing, and dropped the clothes to the ground as soon as her hands softened.

Hearing the clothes falling on the body, the smile on Pei Ye's face suddenly stopped, in order to hide his embarrassment, he said coldly: "Okay, shut up."

Fang Tishuang is very sensible now, he immediately stopped laughing, and then squatted down to pick up the clothes that he accidentally dropped.

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