Dressed as a palace cat butler

Because of this accident, the emperor gave the kitten half a month's leave.

For some reason, when she asked him to go out on weekdays, Fang Tishuang looked reluctant and in great pain, but when he was really restrained from letting him out of the yard, the little cat felt that she was too idle again. There are fungus growing on the top of the head.

The little raccoon slave had to go to prison at least three times a day, but there were palace guards everywhere in the cattery, and even the small door was sealed tightly by him.

Because it was an order from the emperor, the palace people didn't dare to slack off, no matter how coquettish the kitten was, it didn't work.

On the day when the little cat was able to return to work, the weather had already turned warmer, and the spring peaches in the Furong Garden were about to wither, and the pears were white at the end of April, and the garden was covered with pear-scented spring snow.

As soon as the little cat went out this morning, he stretched himself in Su Jing's arms, and then he was refreshed.

Fang Tishuang loves this kind of solar term the most, it is neither cold nor hot, which makes people very motivated to go out and play.

However, it would be even better if he was going out this time for an outing instead of being on duty in front of the imperial court.

The little cat and the emperor hadn't seen each other for a few days, and when they first arrived at the imperial court, they were still a little familiar with each other. Pei Ye seemed to have grown taller, and his childishness had almost disappeared, and he looked more like an adult. some.

When he came, Wan'er told him that today was the emperor's birthday, but Fang Tishuang saw that his clothes were no different from those in the past.

He still didn't like to smile, and he didn't look happy at all. Little Mao'er wondered if he heard wrong this morning, or Wan'er remembered the wrong date.

"Are you healthy?" Pei Ye raised his eyes and asked.

The little cat replied in a low voice: "Meow~" Good morning.

Su Jing replied with a smile: "When I went to pick up the master, Miss Wan'er said that the cat master's body has long since recovered, and he was flying around the cattery all day long, but he was so noisy that there was no day in the cattery. Peaceful day."

He didn't even have the nerve to say that when Wan'er delivered the kitten master to him just now, the joy on her face was as if she wanted to invite the plague god away.

A fleeting smile flashed across Pei Ye's face, and then he waved to the kitten, "Come here."

Fang Tishuang obediently jumped into his arms, and then secretly looked at Cao Silang who was standing next to him. After not seeing him for a long time, he always felt that his elder brother seemed to have grown taller, with a little flesh on his cheeks.

Presumably he had a good time in the imperial court, and the emperor did not make things difficult for him.

When Pei Ye took the kitten into his arms, he felt like he was hugging a few bricks tied together. Fortunately, the "bricks" were soft, so they wouldn't hurt anyone when they were smashed.

He weighed the little fat cat casually, and found that this serious illness not only did not make it lose weight, but also made it fatter than before.

"The food in the cattery must be very good." Pei Ye said with emotion.

He just held the kitten with one hand for a while, and he felt a little sore in his hands. He is a person who practices swords every morning, rain or shine, and right now he also feels that the kitten is indeed a little too heavy recently.

Now it is not appropriate to say it is a kitten, it should be called a big fat cat.

Su Jing also nodded and said: "I also feel that this kitty master is getting heavier and heavier."

Although the folks regard obesity as a state of wealth and honor, and kittens like this are very lucky and auspicious, but they, who have been well-fed since childhood, still know the reason why eating too much is easy to get rich and rich.

The kitten not only loves to eat, but also does not like to move on weekdays. The fat all over his body is empty, which is very harmful to his health.

Hearing what they said, Fang Tishuang felt that the whole cat would be in trouble—whether did he become sinking?It must be that Su Jing has been exhausted from exercising recently and has become too delicate. Even a "light and fluffy" kitten like him is too heavy. What is the reason for this!

"Chun Ye, order the small kitchen in the cattery to be cleaned up a bit and the kitten's meals will be reduced, and then he will be taken out by a rope every day for two hours."

Qi Chunye nodded slightly.

Fang Tishuang suddenly looked unlucky to be struck by lightning, but not only did none of these people take into account the little cat's mood, they also began to discuss the plan to lose weight for him very cruelly.

"Your Majesty, I heard that there are some climbing frames in the cattery, and I think that there are always some rainy, snowy and windy days where you can't go out. It's very convenient to set up these climbing frames in the yard," Qi Chunye said with a smile, "It's better to go out when the time comes. The master climbed up and rested dozens of times, and then gave way to the meal."

Pei Ye deeply agreed: "It's also a good idea, so let's build one in the lonely courtyard."

Qi Chunye: "Yes."

The little cat looked at these villains in shock, and said angrily: "Meow! Meow meow!"

Are you still human? !

Seeing that Pei Ye looked like he was really going to put those "tortures" into practice, the little cat felt cold, and then shook his head in a hurry, his feet softened, pretending to be exhausted, and finally fell into Pei Ye's arms.

Pei Ye didn't panic like Wan'er, but just looked at him with a half-smile: "Sick again?"

Fang Tishuang always felt as if he had seen through her at a glance, and felt uncomfortable all over, but she still bit the bullet and nodded weakly.

Pei Ye frowned slightly, showing a very regretful look: "Well...then I'm afraid I will ask Imperial Doctor Qin to prescribe some bitter medicine for you again, and there are many foods that should be avoided in those soups and medicines. I'm afraid they are delicious ones. I can't eat any more."

Hearing this, the little cat immediately jumped up from his embrace, and then let out a loud "meow", indicating that his sudden illness was cured all of a sudden.

Qi Chunye saw that Pei Ye was rarely interested in joking, so he also laughed and said: "It seems that our majesty is still raising cats with the dragon spirit. This is a disease that doesn't need to be treated, and medicine doesn't need to be taken. You only need to open your majesty's golden mouth. All illnesses will be cured."

I don't know if Pei Ye laughed or not, but it was very hard for Su Jing and the palace people to hold back their laughter when he made a joke.

The little cat really annoys these people enough, it's fine if you don't help him, and always helps the emperor to bully him, it's really hateful.

At this moment, a eunuch and a maidservant suddenly lined up outside.

The maidservant of Miaoling Palace stepped forward, bowed to the head, and then said: "Your Majesty, the person from the bottom has reported that the singing and dancing banquet in Huae Tower has been prepared, and it will only be set up at noon--sent from all over the world." The birthday gifts have also been counted and put into storage."

Another eunuch said: "Your Majesty, the carriage has been prepared, and we only need to wait for Your Majesty to leave in the afternoon."

"I know." Pei Ye responded calmly.

Qi Chunye glanced at the kitten, and suddenly asked, "Your Majesty, will you take Master Shuang'er with you?"

Pei Ye: "There are too many people outside, so don't bring it."

Qi Chunye nodded and said, "Yes."

Listening to their conversation, Little Mao'er knew that he had heard correctly this morning, and that today was indeed Pei Ye's birthday.

To be honest, although Pei Ye often played tricks on him on weekdays, he still treated him very well most of the time. He can live so comfortably now because of his rewards.

In this way, if he didn't prepare some congratulatory gifts, he would appear somewhat heartless.

But he has no possessions, and all his food and supplies are given to him by Pei Ye, so there is really nothing that can be given to Pei Ye as a congratulatory gift.

Fang Tishuang racked her brains and thought over and over again, and simply jumped off Pei Ye's arms, and then swaggered into the yard, intending to catch a beautiful butterfly as a tribute.

Pei Ye only thought that he was tired of staying in the house, so he wanted to run out to play, so he sent a eunuch and a maidservant to watch him outside, and told him: "Be careful not to bump it."

He didn't need to remind them, the palace people also knew that this little white cat was now the emperor's pet cat, and a handful of cat fur on his body was more precious than their lives, so naturally they dared not slack off.

A lot of flowers and plants were planted in the courtyard outside the hall. When the sun fell, you could see a few white butterflies flying among the flowers among the silhouettes of the golden light.

Fang Tishuang walked lightly on the catwalk, and the two "clumsy" palace servants behind him followed him closely.

Seeing that they were about to scare away the bean powder butterfly he had set his eyes on, the little cat turned around fiercely, and bared a pair of small canine teeth at the two people behind him: "Oh!" Don't follow me!

But these two people were not very familiar with him, and they didn't understand the meaning of Xiaomao'er's move, so they still followed closely behind him.

Fang Tishuang sighed, thinking that these two people are really elm-headed, so she took a few steps back to draw them away, then walked in front of them, and drew a circle around them with her front paws. invisible circle.

Finally, he tapped the ground gently with his short legs: "Meow!"

He described it vividly, no matter how stupid the two of them are, they should understand.

The little servant girl nodded, then knelt down and said to him: "You mean to let the servant girl stay here, right?"

Uncle Cat patted the back of her hand, nodded with satisfaction and said, "Meow~" A child can be taught.

After the two were settled, Fang Tishuang turned back and continued to search for the trace of the bean pink butterfly just now.

But maybe it was because he hadn't practiced for a long time, Fang Tishuang was played around by this bean pink butterfly, his patience was very limited, he failed a few times, once the frustration came up, he refused to chase it any more.

So I settled for the next best thing and changed to other white butterflies.

It's a pity that he was not good at learning, and his hands were too heavy. He accidentally culled two white butterflies and slapped them to the ground with one paw. The paper-thin butterflies stopped moving in an instant.

The little cat stomped its feet, showing a very disappointed look.

The two people not far away seemed to be watching the excitement, staring at the little cat's movements excitedly, cheering him on silently.

The little cat is gearing up, ready to fight this bean powder butterfly today, if he doesn't catch it, he won't even have lunch today!

So Fang Tishuang tossed and tossed among the flowers for a long time, and the palace people not far away were sore from waiting, only to hear the little cat suddenly let out an uncontrollable scream-he finally jumped on the bean. Pink butterfly!

And based on the sense of touch, it should still be alive.Fang Tishuang carefully held it down with both front paws, and before he could dig it up from the ground, he heard the sound of opening the door from behind.

Immediately afterwards, he heard Pei Ye's voice coming from afar: "Where's the little cat?"

The palace man replied: "Your Majesty, the master is playing with butterflies over there."

Fang Tishuang thought that Pei Ye was going to go to the Huae Tower for the birthday banquet. If so, wouldn't the butterfly he had worked so hard to catch be in vain?

With a thought in his mind, the little cat immediately uttered an angry roar: "Meow! Woo!"

Pei Ye was indeed attracted by his voice: "What's wrong?"

The two palace servants were also taken aback by him, thinking that something happened to the kitten.

When Pei Ye walked in front of him, the little cat offered the half-dead Bean Pink Butterfly as if offering a treasure: "Meow!" For you!

"Gu thought you called this butterfly to bite you," Pei Ye's eyes bent, "Why are you calling so loudly?"

Qi Chunye, who followed the emperor, originally wanted to take out the handkerchief to pick it up. After all, Pei Ye probably wouldn't touch this thing, but he heard His Majesty's voice, but he was a little uncertain.

Seeing that he didn't move, the little cat thought that he was not interested, so he "meowed" unhappily, intending to take the bean powder butterfly back.

Unexpectedly, the little emperor suddenly squatted down, pulled out a silk handkerchief from his cuff, and wrapped the butterfly in his cat's paw into the handkerchief.

He smiled very shallowly: "Thanks for the gift."

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