Dressed as a palace cat butler

I saw Ze Huan in the hall tremblingly uttered a sentence: "Your Majesty... the new boots of this servant were taken by Master Shuang'er..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Pei Ye and Su Jing's eyes fell on the kitten.

Pei Ye frowned, then threw Fang Tishuang to Qi Chunye with some disgust, and then took out a silk handkerchief to wipe his hands.

After finishing all this, he tilted his head and asked the kitten: "Do you still have this habit?"

Before Fang Tishuang could say anything, Ze Huan, who was kneeling in the hall, said again: "If your majesty doesn't believe it, you can ask someone to ask the palace people in the cattery, they have all seen it with their own eyes, Shuang Er The master not only steals the boots, but also plays with the father-in-law's underwear..."

Fang Tishuang: ...

It's ok, stop talking.

He almost wanted to dig a hole in the ground and bury himself.

Even stealing such private items must be a perverted cat, and the one who stole it was from the eunuchs... It can be seen that it is still a cat that likes masculinity.

Pei Ye looked at Fang Tishuang with more and more complicated eyes, determined not to hug this lewd cat again in the future.

The emperor looked down from the hall, and saw that the little eunuch named Ze Huan barely had the word "male", and he couldn't see the word "color". What does a kitten taste like?

But in the end, you can't just listen to the little eunuch's words. Pei Ye still asked the kitten's meaning humanely, so as not to mistake its innocence: "Shuang'er, did you really take his boots?"

"Meow~" Fang Tishuang accepted the humiliation.

Pei Ye withdrew his gaze, his expression remained the same, he didn't know whether he believed it or not.

"The general is going to investigate thoroughly," he said.

Su Jing nodded and accepted the order.

Fang Tishuang didn't take this embarrassing thing to heart all the time, after all, it was Shuang'er who was humiliated, so what did it have to do with Fang Tishuang?

Moreover, today is the first day of junior high school, and it was supposed to be his vacation, but Pei Ye didn't give him the vacation, saying that it would be moved to tomorrow.

So as long as you get through today, you will be on vacation tomorrow!Finally, I can sleep lazily until noon, and I still have time to find Cao Silang.

Cao Silang, who was being muttered by him, found an empty corner at this time, opened the note that someone had just handed to him, and saw that there were only six words on it—be sure to act quickly.

He just glanced at it, then crumpled the note into a ball and threw it into the coals to burn it.

Hurry up?Yang Songyuan said it lightly, except for the day when he came here, he has never set foot in the front of the imperial court. The little cat only stays in the front of the imperial court all day long, and does not go to other places at all. He even "meet by chance" "There is no chance.

He was so upset, but suddenly there was someone coming from outside, Cao Silang rushed out to meet him.

It was an aunt next to the emperor who came. This palace maid was dignified, loved to laugh, and treated others very kindly.

"Why is aunt here?" Cao Silang asked.

"Of course I'm here to announce the good news to you," she said straight to the point without beating around the bush, "There is a young eunuch in front of the imperial court who contracted wind disease and has been ill for several days, and he has to find someone to replace him. Eunuch Qi is here Yuqian casually mentioned your and Feng Ling's names, and His Majesty asked you to serve by name."

Cao Silang smiled quickly: "Really?"

"Auntie, can I still scare you?" The maid also laughed.

Cao Silang's face was even more pleasantly surprised, and he couldn't believe it. After a while, he was grateful and said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, and thank you, Eunuch Qi!"

"These words, you'd better say them in person—I'll go first."

"Auntie, go slowly."

Although Cao Silang was smiling, his heart was cold.

Promoting him to the imperial court seemed to have a bright future, but in fact it was pushing him to the end.

Slaying enemies with one's hands is certainly a joyful thing, but he still doesn't want to die, and he can't let go of his disabled or young relatives.

However... However, there is only one way for him to go.

It's rare that he doesn't have to go to serve in front of the imperial court. Fang Tishuang originally planned to sleep hard for him until the next morning, but he didn't expect that so many days of getting up early had become a habit.

When it was time for breakfast, the kitten's stomach started to growl, and he was so hungry that he wanted to sleep but couldn't sleep.

So Fang Tishuang had no choice but to lazily turn over, and reluctantly planned to go out to call for people, ordering them to bring breakfast to Mr. Cat immediately.

However, just as one of his hind legs landed, Fang Tishuang felt a chill go straight from his hind feet to the top of his head, so cold that he shrank back into the blanket again, only his head was exposed, facing the outside of the room. Start meowing.

"Meow meow meow!" Come on, the cat is starving to death!

Wan'er's ears were sharp, and the little cat called her a few times before she heard her, and she responded to the room: "Come here, come here."

After finishing speaking, he pushed open the door and walked to the old cat's den: "What's the matter? It's early in the morning, and you are not on duty today, what are you doing up so early?"

Fang Tishuang quickly stretched out a fluffy paw from the blanket, then patted her stomach: "Meow~" I'm hungry.

Seeing his appearance, Wan'er knew what it was for, she smiled: "I know, you little greedy cat, the small kitchen has already prepared, I will order someone to bring you breakfast Fetched."

Because kittens have been favored more and more recently, Pei Ye got up one day and rewarded him with a kitten kitchen, and picked one from the imperial kitchen to give them a cattery and cook for the kittens. .

Fang Tishuang then felt that although Pei Ye was hateful, this move was really a wise king's strategy, and it was very pleasing to the little cat. For this reason, Pei Ye had been a good emperor and a good king in Fang Tishuang's heart for several days. His Majesty.

But it was no longer the case, he actually really disliked him because of the fact that he held someone's boots!And I didn't hug him all day yesterday, it's really hateful!

The little cat had eaten breakfast, and his stomach was warm, and his body was also warm, so he reluctantly walked to the courtyard, planning to go for a walk, and visit Cao Silang on the way - he has been there for a long time. I never saw my brother again.

Unexpectedly, just as he got out of the small door, he bumped into a young eunuch who looked to be twelve or thirteen years old. The one who came with Cao Silang.

The kitten immediately relaxed its vigilance.

"Master Shuang'er," Feng Ling took out a small dried fish from the cloth bag, and coaxed, "Come to this servant, there are delicious things here."

He talked like this, and even seduced him with dried fish, Fang Tishuang hesitated instead, but this person should be close to Cao Silang...

He was hesitating, but he suddenly smelled brother's scent from the air... He would never smell it wrong, it was brother!

Since elder brother is also nearby, why doesn't he come out?Did brother ask him to come find him?

As soon as Fang Tishuang hesitated in his heart, the four legs under him began to move unconsciously, and he slowly approached the little eunuch.

Seeing this, the little eunuch smiled again: "That's right, good boy, this servant will take you to a fun place."

Fang Tishuang followed him and sniffed carefully. Cao Silang's smell was always there, and it was not far away, which meant that elder brother had been following them.

Seeing that the place was going further and further away, the little cat's heart suddenly sounded alarm bells. He hesitated for a while, then turned around and ran towards the direction where brother was.

But what I didn't expect was that the little eunuch had been prepared for a long time, and when he saw that he was about to run, he ran after him, and immediately grabbed the back of Fang Tishuang's neck with quick eyes and hands, and the kitten couldn't move immediately.

Fang Tishuang opened her mouth and was about to scream, the little eunuch quickly covered her other hand, and the kitten bit down on that hand in desperation.

The fangs pierced into the back of his hand fiercely, Feng Ling's face twisted suddenly, and he gritted his teeth to hold back the cry, and only cursed in a low voice: "Little beast!"

Immediately, he took out the prepared sack and stuffed the kitten into it: "Mother, let me go!"

Fang Tishuang bit his palm desperately, refusing to relax at all. Seeing this, Fengling carried the sack and slammed it against the wall. After a few hits, the cat became dizzy, and the force in its mouth followed immediately. Also a pine.

Feng Ling quickly pulled out the bloody palm that had been bitten, and then he ignored the pain, and checked the kitten's body and limbs a little bit, fortunately, the force he used just now was not too strong , and did not leave any obvious injuries on it.

Then he bundled the sack, carried the bag and went to the small pond not far away.

For this matter, Fengling thought over and over again for several days, and finally came up with the most feasible method, which is to lure the kitten out first, and then put it in the pool, pretending that it is greedy by itself. Playing the appearance of falling into the water.

It's a pity that he was unlucky in the beginning, and the little beast bit him fiercely. If the emperor insisted on pursuing it to the end, it would be difficult for him to hide his wound.

But now that the arrow is on the string, it has to be fired.

Feng Ling watched in the dark, saw no one around, so she quickly approached the pool, and threw the unconscious kitten in the bag into the water.

He only had time to see a splash, and he rolled up the bag and fled the scene in a hurry.

Fang Tishuang was woken up by the cold water. He opened his eyes suddenly, only to find that there were only mottled light and shadows in front of him through the duckweed and the pool water. It hurts.

He felt as if he was sinking, and the biting cold water poured into his nostrils, and the glass-like air bubbles swirled upwards and shattered in the water again.

This time he might really be dying, he thought.