Dressed as a palace cat butler

Outside the door of the cattery, a snow-white long-haired cat got into a small door specially installed for it, and then went straight to his room with the dim light on.

As soon as Fang Tishuang entered the door, he saw Wan'er sitting on the edge of his small table with his lap covered with his little plush blanket. He let out a "meow" as usual, and then jumped up. on her knees.

Wan'er was taken aback by him, she was worried just now, she didn't dare to go back to the room to rest, she has been waiting in this room for Fang Tishuang to come back.

As usual, she touched the fluff on the top of the kitten's head, and still felt that the fact that "the kitten turned into a living person" was a bit unbelievable, like a dream she had when she was sleepy.

But seeing that the kitten came back safely, she was relieved.

"Shuang'er," she asked tentatively, "have you found that person?"

The kitten shook its head in her arms, and grunted a little bit aggrieved.

"You didn't let anyone see it just now?"

Fang Tishuang didn't know how to answer, if she nodded, he and Wan'er couldn't explain the matter clearly, on the contrary it made Wan'er worry for no reason.

So he pretended not to understand human words, jumped off her lap, and then walked back to the nest slowly.

"Master, why are you ignoring me?" Wan'er followed and said to herself, "That's right, if Qianniuwei saw and caught you, how could you come back?"

Having said that, she paused for a moment, then said "Huh" suddenly, and asked, "Where's your clothes?"

Fang Tishuang was really hard to answer this question, he couldn't even say it in one sentence, let alone he couldn't even say a word at this time.

Language barrier, it is useless for him to meow for a long time.

Fang Tishuang quickly rushed towards Wan'er with her buttocks and tail, and then lay down on the nest, not wanting to move any more.

"You are really..." Wan'er covered him with the small blanket, and then said softly, "The rules in Daming Palace are much stricter than ours. If you leave your clothes by the side of the road, some nobleman will see you." Now, how indecent is that?"

She continued to chant sutras, Fang Tishuang responded with "meow" twice at first, and then fell asleep in a daze from sleepiness.

After discovering that the kitten had already fallen asleep, Wan'er sighed softly, then tucked up the quilt for him, turned off the lights lightly and left.

The next morning.

Fang Tishuang was lazily sleeping in the nest, but was suddenly picked up by Wan'er, and he was trapped into a ball of white cotton, hanging on Wan'er's hand, motionless.

"Shuang'er, master Shuang'er," Wan'er called him a few times, "Your Majesty has called you over, from now on you will be on duty every day, and you will have a day off on the first day of every month."

Fang Tishuang suddenly woke up from the sweet dream, and opened her eyes in horror.

One day off in January, isn't this really cat abuse?It's too much!

Ze Huan and others outside the house quickly brought in a bowl of meat porridge and two hawthorn pills: "Master Cat, hurry up and eat, don't dare to make His Majesty wait in a hurry."

Since Fang Tishuang entered the palace, it was the first time that he even felt so bitter when eating. He really didn't expect that he had turned into a cat, and he still had to work, even if he had to work, it was still so hard ...

It's not bright outside yet, and he's going to report at his post!

But when he was in a bad mood, he still licked the bottom of the bowl of meat porridge clean, and there was not even half a grain of porridge left.

He had just had his breakfast when the emperor sent someone here, and it was the Zhonglang General who captured him last night, his skin was tanned to copper, and his teeth were as white as porcelain when he smiled. Fang Tishuang always felt that when he smiled at her, there was a very simple and honest taste.

"General Su," Wan'er hugged Fang Tishuang and blessed him, then asked, "Why are you here today?"

"Eunuch Qi was busy serving the saint for breakfast, and couldn't get away, so the saint sent someone here."

Fang Tishuang was still sleepy, so she raised her eyes unhappily, and took another look at her "two-legged mount" today, and the man really smiled at her again: "Master cat, have you eaten breakfast too much?" ?”

"I used it just now," Wan'er replied for Fang Tishuang, "General Lao sent Master this trip."

"Young lady doesn't need to be too polite for a certain matter." After speaking, he took Fang Tishuang from Wan'er's hand, and carried him towards the main hall.

This Zhonglang general surnamed Su is obviously a practicing family son, his steps are fast and steady, Fang Tishuang nestled in his arms, feeling much more comfortable than being hugged by that Eunuch Qi.

Just like that, Fang Tishuang fell asleep in his arms again.

On the way, Fang Tishuang seemed to feel that someone was touching his hair secretly, but he had long been used to being touched, as long as his ears, tail and belly were not touched, he would do whatever he wanted.

I don't know if he suddenly felt something, the general Zhonglang stepped into the main hall with Fang Tishuang in his arms, the little cat suddenly opened his eyes, and met the emperor who was on the food table next to him.

Not long after Pei Ye came down to court, a few dishes of light porridge were placed on the food table in front of him. When he saw the kitten arrived, he didn't show any emotional ups and downs on his face, and just continued to eat breakfast at a leisurely pace.

Fang Tishuang was still sitting on a small tuft of cattail on the ground beside him. He had nothing to do, so he raised his head and looked quietly at Pei Ye.

This golden and jade-precious young man behaved like a nobleman in every gesture, and his eating didn't look like eating, and his movements were slow, as if he was painting.

Comparing this appearance with his, it is quite different.

Fang Tishuang is a child who has suffered from starvation. Except for the few years when his parents were still alive, and later when he was in prison with his mother, and then moved to his uncle's house, he seldom had enough time to eat.

At that time, it would be nice to have something to eat, so as not to starve to death.

When he was a human, he could barely pay attention to the image of etiquette, but now that he is a cat, he no longer has those etiquette constraints, and he can just eat and purr, anyway, they don’t expect a kitten to know any rules .

Fang Tishuang looked at Pei Ye like this, and suddenly felt a little bit of envy in her heart. Naturally noble people like them have never been hungry since childhood, so they are really lucky people.

At the same time, Pei Ye suddenly noticed his gaze, and seeing the kitten staring at him, he thought it was hungry, so he asked Qi Chunye, who was serving the meal beside him, and said, "When I came here, the palace servant in the cattery Didn't you feed it breakfast?"

"This..." Qi Chunye nodded and said, "Let this servant go out and ask General Su."

Qi Chunye, who had retreated, only stayed outside for a while, and soon came back to the room: "Responding to your Majesty, the general said that when he went, he asked Miss Wan'er, who was serving the cat owner, that she had eaten breakfast. "

Fang Tishuang was turning his head to listen to Eunuch Qi's words at this time, when he turned his head, a plain white wrist suddenly appeared in front of him, he looked down along the wrist, and saw that the man was holding a white jade in his hand A spoon, in the spoon is a shallow mouthful of pumpkin porridge.

Fang Tishuang raised her head again, and exchanged a glance with Pei Ye on the seat. After confirming that he wanted to feed herself, she finally moved her head timidly, and carefully put the pumpkin porridge in the spoon Lick it clean.

The young emperor probably found it interesting, so he fed him several more mouthfuls.

Fang Tishuang has always had the personality of being able to eat when he is full, and of never having too much food. It's just that the life in the past was too hard, so he couldn't fully demonstrate this personality.

So when Pei Yehe was happy, Fang Tishuang was so full that he hit his neck, and he lay on his back on the tuanpu, unable to move.

Pei Ye frowned slightly and asked, "What's wrong with it?"

"I think it's..." Qi Chunye paused for a moment, and then replied, "I think it's because I'm full. I heard that Wan'er, who kept the owner of the cat, said that the owner only knows hunger but not full. Feed it." As much as it eats."

His voice paused for a while, and then he spoke again: "Your Majesty, I heard that a lion was brought in as a tribute in the Southern Imperial Garden. It's really a novelty—Your Majesty, why don't you take the two sons and masters to see it together, and you can also treat it as a refreshment after dinner."

After hearing what he said, Pei Ye remembered that on the first day of this year, the tribute from the Western Regions sent a ferocious beast named "Lion".

He looked at the swollen kitten on the tuanfu that was eating its stomach, seemed to think about it for a while, and then replied: "As you said, let's go to Nanyu Garden for a stroll."

"Yes."

Just as Qi Chunye agreed, he heard Pei Ye on the seat ask again: "Don't you need to put a leash on this little cat?"

"Returning to Your Majesty, the rope was originally used to tie dogs. Most of the raccoon slaves are gentle in nature, and the master of Shuang'er is even more human and understands human language. Why do you need a rope?"

Pei Ye didn't take it seriously, but said indifferently: "I'm afraid it will run around when it goes out."

Qi Chunye never dared to ask the emperor to say the same command a third time, so he didn't care if it was unnecessary to leash the cat, and just let the palace people find a suitable leash.

The palace people quickly found a dog leash, it was originally prepared for the dog master raised by Qingning Palace, it was somewhat inappropriate for Fang Tishuang to wear, the collar was much bigger, Fang Tishuang tried hard You can get rid of that rope.

As for whether Fang Tishuang can be tied down, in fact, it all depends on his self-consciousness.But the end of the rope is the emperor, so it's hard for him to think about it unconsciously.

The journey to Nanyu Garden was not short, and Pei Ye sat comfortably on the sedan chair, and he tied the traction rope to the armrest of the sedan chair.

The poor kitty could only follow the emperor's sedan chair and was forced to take a walk all the way to digest food. Fang Tishuang thought viciously that one day, he would definitely bite the bad emperor.

It's best to let him cry!

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[Note]: From "East View of Han Ji"