Dressed as a palace cat butler
Chapter 18 "!" How did he become a human again?
It was getting dark outside, Fang Yishuang looked through the window lattice and saw light snow falling outside the house at this time.
Even though lanterns and candles were lit in the Daming Palace as early as the beginning of human settlement, and the main hall where the emperor lived was even more brightly lit, Fang Tishuang could not help but doze off.
He yawned several times in a row, but he was afraid of being seen by Pei Ye and felt that he was negligent, so he avoided Pei Ye and quietly covered his mouth with two paws.
But he didn't know that the tears from the corner of his eyes still betrayed him.
Just as he was about to fall asleep, Pei Ye finally spoke. He looked at Eunuch Qi who was standing beside him, and said unhurriedly, "Chunye, send it back."
"Yes." Qi Chunye bowed forward, hugged Fang Tishuang respectfully, then leaned over and left.
After the person and the cat left, Pei Ye, who had a serious face by the desk, suddenly turned his head and yawned.
It's rare for him... to feel sleepy at this hour.
Pei Ye's attitude was ambiguous, and Qi Chunye didn't dare to neglect the kitten's master, so he didn't dare to lie to others about picking up Fang Tishuang.
But after all, he was still in a hurry to rush back to serve the emperor in front of the imperial court, so he walked quickly and sent Fang Tishuang back to the cattery in a short while.
Fang Tishuang had already been woken up by the cold wind on the road, and when he returned to the cattery, he saw Ze Huan squatting in the yard digging a hole to bury pears.
He was suffocated when he came back, and now he was depressed and upset, and it happened that Ze Huan had annoyed him before he left.
What else did he say that he turned into a white flour steamed bun...
The more Fang Tishuang thought about it, the angrier she became, but Na Zehuan came up to him foolishly and said, "Master Shuang'er, you are finally back."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the white shadow in the snow suddenly jump up without warning, and hit the sachet on his waist to the ground with a "swish".
"What are you doing..." Ze Huan was confused, and subconsciously bent down to pick up the sachet.
Taking advantage of Ze Huan's bending over, Fang Tishuang jumped onto his back with lightning speed, and then quickly kicked up and stepped on the back of his head.
Ze Huan immediately yelled "Ouch".
Fang Tishuang jumped to the side, and yelled at him fiercely: "Oh!" You are like a steamed bun!
"Are you here for revenge?" Ze Huan rubbed the back of his head, amused by his 'vicious' expression, and said, "No, you are too vengeful, I just had a chat with you little joke..."
Before he finished speaking, the kitten on the snow ground angrily knocked off the sachet he was holding with his paw.
Ze Huan didn't dare to squat down to pick it up again this time. He wanted to laugh in his heart, but he still pretended to be scared and coaxed the kitten. He begged for mercy in a low voice: "Good pair, it's all the slave's fault, you There are a lot of big cats, so please spare the servant, and the servant will never dare to disrespect you again."
Fang Tishuang let out a "hum", then raised her head brazenly, and yelled at him again: "Meow!" What else?
"The slaves are the white flour steamed buns, and the whole family of the slaves are white flour steamed buns."
"Meow ~" This is more or less the same.
Fang Tishuang's mood improved a lot, and she got into the house with her tail hooked contentedly.
Not long after curling up in the cat's nest, Fang Tishuang fell into a deep sleep.
His sleep has always been very good, as long as he is not pretending to be unable to sleep, it is not difficult for him to fall asleep when he touches the pillow, and he rarely wakes up at night unless he is anxious.
But tonight he didn't sleep very well. In the middle of the night, Fang Tishuang vaguely heard the sound of beeping shifting from far to near, and vaguely heard that it was already midnight.
Fang Tishuang stared in confusion, and turned over sleepily, and soon he realized that he had turned over on the green brick floor all at once.
so cold!Fang Tishuang was shocked by the cold ground, and then he quickly opened his eyes, and when he lowered his head, he saw his clear five fingers.
"!" How did he become a human again?
Why did they just move to the new cattery in the Daming Palace today, and Wan'er and the others didn't seem to bring the palace outfit that he had carefully collected... How can this be good?
Moreover, he was not familiar with the new cattery at all, and he didn't even know which house the eunuchs who took care of him lived in.
What's more, this Daming Palace is not like the original cattery, the management is loose, there are guards here all the time to watch the night, if one is accidentally caught, he will be finished!
Although there was still a burning charcoal basin in the room, after all, he suddenly lost his warm fur. Fang Tishuang was soon shivering from the cold air in the room, and his teeth chattered.
Fang Tishuang was once born and secondly familiar, so she grabbed the small blanket in the cat's nest and wrapped herself first.
Just as he tied the blanket on himself, Fang Tishuang's ear tips moved slightly—he suddenly heard light footsteps coming from outside, and the rhythm of the movement should be Wan'er.
Fang Tishuang was terrified, but the footsteps were already coming straight towards his room, there was no extra furnishings in the room, and he had nowhere to hide.
So he had no choice but to quickly hide by the door, and as soon as Wan'er came in, Fang Tishuang quickly closed the door, and then made a silent gesture to her: "Hush!"
"You..." Wan'er was terrified, and even stammered, "Who are you? How did you... get in?"
She was holding a goose foot lamp, and because her arms were shaking, the light in that lamp flickered accordingly.
The lights flickered, but she could still see the person in front of her clearly——
The little boy in front of him was not fully clothed, only a small blanket was wrapped around his body, this poor piece of cloth could only cover the two most fatal parts of his body, his white limbs were all exposed, it was really ugly.
Wan'er also recognized the small blanket, it was the one most used by their twin masters on weekdays.
But maybe it was because the boy was short and immature, and Wan'er was half a head taller than him, so she always felt that she could kick the boy down with one kick, so although she was vigilant, she was still Not particularly scary.
After she calmed down for a while, she was not so afraid.
"Where did you take Master Shuang'er?" Wan'er quietly distanced herself from him, glanced into the room out of the corner of her eye, but failed to catch a glimpse of the kitten, she then threatened the human being in front of her, "If you Don't say it, I'm going to call someone!"
Fang Tishuang looked aggrieved, he still spoke with a nasal voice, obviously still childish: "Sister Wan'er, I am Shuang'er..."
He was afraid that Wan'er would not believe it, so he shook his hair again, showing Wan'er the pair of cat ears hidden in the black hair: "Look."
Wan'er was obviously startled by his exposed cat ears, she said incoherently: "This...you must be fake, don't lie to me."
Fang Tishuang took out her tail again and showed her.
"I'm really a twin," he pouted and clarified aggrievedly, "Touch it if you don't believe me."
Wan'er stretched out her hand towards his head with some fear, then tentatively touched one of the ears, and soon she discovered that the texture of the cat's ears was just like real ones!
Fang Tishuang was probably tickled by her touch, and subconsciously shrank back.
Immediately afterwards, Wan'er stretched out her hand again in disbelief, this time she gently tugged at the cat's ear, but she soon discovered again that it was not her own illusion just now, the cat's ear was connected to Fang Tishuang's scalp , no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a fake.
Wan'er:? ! !
"Monster... monster..." she called out subconsciously.
Fortunately, Fang Tishuang quickly covered her mouth: "Shh, please don't shout, sister Wan'er, I'm not a monster."
Seeing that Wan'er had no intention of shouting anymore, he slowly let go of her hand.
Wan'er pursed her lips, still in disbelief: "But why do you have cat ears?"
"Hmm..." Fang Tishuang didn't know how to explain it, so she could only say pitifully, "Even if I'm a monster, I'm still a kind monster."
"Sister Wan'er, don't be afraid, I'm Shuang'er, you're my best friend in this palace—do you remember the last time you secretly told me that you haven't paid your monthly salary all these years?" I sent it back home, and kept half of it every month to sew it in an old dress that I haven’t worn for a long time, and I plan to use the money to do some small business when I leave the palace.”
Wan'er was slightly taken aback, she had never mentioned this matter to anyone else, but one day she couldn't help but whispered a few words to Shuang'er secretly, and she didn't expect Shuang'er to understand, but she always hid it in her heart and suffocated. Panic—is this person in front of you really Shuang'er?
Wan'er then asked him a few things that only she, Shuang'er and the cat knew, but the child in front of him was able to answer them all.
It was only then that she was convinced that he was really their cat master Shuang'er.
"But you are like this now..." Wan'er hesitated, "How did you suddenly become human?"
It's a long story, Fang Tishuang is about to freeze to death right now, how can she have the mood to explain the cause of this matter to her again?
Fang Tishuang tightened the thin blanket on her body, her lips were trembling slightly: "I'll explain to you later, Sister Wan'er, quickly find clothes for me, I'm about to freeze to death... "
It was only then that Wan'er remembered this: "Master Shuang'er...I brought the clothes, boots and hats that you hid before, and locked them in the box for you. I'll go get them right away."
Fang Tishuang looked at her gratefully, before she could say anything, she turned her head to the side and sneezed: "Thanks... Ha Chirp, thank you Sister Wan'er!"
Wan'er quickly brought the set of clothes, she left the goose foot lamp in the house, she retreated first, and waited for Fang Tishuang inside to change the clothes before she gently pushed it away. door in.
Under the light flickering slightly, the pink and jade-carved little boy looked like a doll walking out of a New Year picture. If it weren't for the two cat ears poked on his head that were so unsightly, Wan'er would have been stunned.
"Master Shuang'er," Wan'er couldn't help but blurted out, "It's really nice of you to become a human being."
Fang Tishuang said that he was originally a human being, but this matter will not be clear for a while, and he still dare not confess to Wan'er, after all, he has occupied the kitten's body, and he doesn't know Wan'er What will my son think of himself when he finds out.
"I have to find someone," Fang Tishuang winked at her, "Sister Wan'er, can you help me?"
He was still thinking about going to Cao Silang, and he didn't know when he would become a human next time, so he couldn't delay this time.
Even though lanterns and candles were lit in the Daming Palace as early as the beginning of human settlement, and the main hall where the emperor lived was even more brightly lit, Fang Tishuang could not help but doze off.
He yawned several times in a row, but he was afraid of being seen by Pei Ye and felt that he was negligent, so he avoided Pei Ye and quietly covered his mouth with two paws.
But he didn't know that the tears from the corner of his eyes still betrayed him.
Just as he was about to fall asleep, Pei Ye finally spoke. He looked at Eunuch Qi who was standing beside him, and said unhurriedly, "Chunye, send it back."
"Yes." Qi Chunye bowed forward, hugged Fang Tishuang respectfully, then leaned over and left.
After the person and the cat left, Pei Ye, who had a serious face by the desk, suddenly turned his head and yawned.
It's rare for him... to feel sleepy at this hour.
Pei Ye's attitude was ambiguous, and Qi Chunye didn't dare to neglect the kitten's master, so he didn't dare to lie to others about picking up Fang Tishuang.
But after all, he was still in a hurry to rush back to serve the emperor in front of the imperial court, so he walked quickly and sent Fang Tishuang back to the cattery in a short while.
Fang Tishuang had already been woken up by the cold wind on the road, and when he returned to the cattery, he saw Ze Huan squatting in the yard digging a hole to bury pears.
He was suffocated when he came back, and now he was depressed and upset, and it happened that Ze Huan had annoyed him before he left.
What else did he say that he turned into a white flour steamed bun...
The more Fang Tishuang thought about it, the angrier she became, but Na Zehuan came up to him foolishly and said, "Master Shuang'er, you are finally back."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the white shadow in the snow suddenly jump up without warning, and hit the sachet on his waist to the ground with a "swish".
"What are you doing..." Ze Huan was confused, and subconsciously bent down to pick up the sachet.
Taking advantage of Ze Huan's bending over, Fang Tishuang jumped onto his back with lightning speed, and then quickly kicked up and stepped on the back of his head.
Ze Huan immediately yelled "Ouch".
Fang Tishuang jumped to the side, and yelled at him fiercely: "Oh!" You are like a steamed bun!
"Are you here for revenge?" Ze Huan rubbed the back of his head, amused by his 'vicious' expression, and said, "No, you are too vengeful, I just had a chat with you little joke..."
Before he finished speaking, the kitten on the snow ground angrily knocked off the sachet he was holding with his paw.
Ze Huan didn't dare to squat down to pick it up again this time. He wanted to laugh in his heart, but he still pretended to be scared and coaxed the kitten. He begged for mercy in a low voice: "Good pair, it's all the slave's fault, you There are a lot of big cats, so please spare the servant, and the servant will never dare to disrespect you again."
Fang Tishuang let out a "hum", then raised her head brazenly, and yelled at him again: "Meow!" What else?
"The slaves are the white flour steamed buns, and the whole family of the slaves are white flour steamed buns."
"Meow ~" This is more or less the same.
Fang Tishuang's mood improved a lot, and she got into the house with her tail hooked contentedly.
Not long after curling up in the cat's nest, Fang Tishuang fell into a deep sleep.
His sleep has always been very good, as long as he is not pretending to be unable to sleep, it is not difficult for him to fall asleep when he touches the pillow, and he rarely wakes up at night unless he is anxious.
But tonight he didn't sleep very well. In the middle of the night, Fang Tishuang vaguely heard the sound of beeping shifting from far to near, and vaguely heard that it was already midnight.
Fang Tishuang stared in confusion, and turned over sleepily, and soon he realized that he had turned over on the green brick floor all at once.
so cold!Fang Tishuang was shocked by the cold ground, and then he quickly opened his eyes, and when he lowered his head, he saw his clear five fingers.
"!" How did he become a human again?
Why did they just move to the new cattery in the Daming Palace today, and Wan'er and the others didn't seem to bring the palace outfit that he had carefully collected... How can this be good?
Moreover, he was not familiar with the new cattery at all, and he didn't even know which house the eunuchs who took care of him lived in.
What's more, this Daming Palace is not like the original cattery, the management is loose, there are guards here all the time to watch the night, if one is accidentally caught, he will be finished!
Although there was still a burning charcoal basin in the room, after all, he suddenly lost his warm fur. Fang Tishuang was soon shivering from the cold air in the room, and his teeth chattered.
Fang Tishuang was once born and secondly familiar, so she grabbed the small blanket in the cat's nest and wrapped herself first.
Just as he tied the blanket on himself, Fang Tishuang's ear tips moved slightly—he suddenly heard light footsteps coming from outside, and the rhythm of the movement should be Wan'er.
Fang Tishuang was terrified, but the footsteps were already coming straight towards his room, there was no extra furnishings in the room, and he had nowhere to hide.
So he had no choice but to quickly hide by the door, and as soon as Wan'er came in, Fang Tishuang quickly closed the door, and then made a silent gesture to her: "Hush!"
"You..." Wan'er was terrified, and even stammered, "Who are you? How did you... get in?"
She was holding a goose foot lamp, and because her arms were shaking, the light in that lamp flickered accordingly.
The lights flickered, but she could still see the person in front of her clearly——
The little boy in front of him was not fully clothed, only a small blanket was wrapped around his body, this poor piece of cloth could only cover the two most fatal parts of his body, his white limbs were all exposed, it was really ugly.
Wan'er also recognized the small blanket, it was the one most used by their twin masters on weekdays.
But maybe it was because the boy was short and immature, and Wan'er was half a head taller than him, so she always felt that she could kick the boy down with one kick, so although she was vigilant, she was still Not particularly scary.
After she calmed down for a while, she was not so afraid.
"Where did you take Master Shuang'er?" Wan'er quietly distanced herself from him, glanced into the room out of the corner of her eye, but failed to catch a glimpse of the kitten, she then threatened the human being in front of her, "If you Don't say it, I'm going to call someone!"
Fang Tishuang looked aggrieved, he still spoke with a nasal voice, obviously still childish: "Sister Wan'er, I am Shuang'er..."
He was afraid that Wan'er would not believe it, so he shook his hair again, showing Wan'er the pair of cat ears hidden in the black hair: "Look."
Wan'er was obviously startled by his exposed cat ears, she said incoherently: "This...you must be fake, don't lie to me."
Fang Tishuang took out her tail again and showed her.
"I'm really a twin," he pouted and clarified aggrievedly, "Touch it if you don't believe me."
Wan'er stretched out her hand towards his head with some fear, then tentatively touched one of the ears, and soon she discovered that the texture of the cat's ears was just like real ones!
Fang Tishuang was probably tickled by her touch, and subconsciously shrank back.
Immediately afterwards, Wan'er stretched out her hand again in disbelief, this time she gently tugged at the cat's ear, but she soon discovered again that it was not her own illusion just now, the cat's ear was connected to Fang Tishuang's scalp , no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a fake.
Wan'er:? ! !
"Monster... monster..." she called out subconsciously.
Fortunately, Fang Tishuang quickly covered her mouth: "Shh, please don't shout, sister Wan'er, I'm not a monster."
Seeing that Wan'er had no intention of shouting anymore, he slowly let go of her hand.
Wan'er pursed her lips, still in disbelief: "But why do you have cat ears?"
"Hmm..." Fang Tishuang didn't know how to explain it, so she could only say pitifully, "Even if I'm a monster, I'm still a kind monster."
"Sister Wan'er, don't be afraid, I'm Shuang'er, you're my best friend in this palace—do you remember the last time you secretly told me that you haven't paid your monthly salary all these years?" I sent it back home, and kept half of it every month to sew it in an old dress that I haven’t worn for a long time, and I plan to use the money to do some small business when I leave the palace.”
Wan'er was slightly taken aback, she had never mentioned this matter to anyone else, but one day she couldn't help but whispered a few words to Shuang'er secretly, and she didn't expect Shuang'er to understand, but she always hid it in her heart and suffocated. Panic—is this person in front of you really Shuang'er?
Wan'er then asked him a few things that only she, Shuang'er and the cat knew, but the child in front of him was able to answer them all.
It was only then that she was convinced that he was really their cat master Shuang'er.
"But you are like this now..." Wan'er hesitated, "How did you suddenly become human?"
It's a long story, Fang Tishuang is about to freeze to death right now, how can she have the mood to explain the cause of this matter to her again?
Fang Tishuang tightened the thin blanket on her body, her lips were trembling slightly: "I'll explain to you later, Sister Wan'er, quickly find clothes for me, I'm about to freeze to death... "
It was only then that Wan'er remembered this: "Master Shuang'er...I brought the clothes, boots and hats that you hid before, and locked them in the box for you. I'll go get them right away."
Fang Tishuang looked at her gratefully, before she could say anything, she turned her head to the side and sneezed: "Thanks... Ha Chirp, thank you Sister Wan'er!"
Wan'er quickly brought the set of clothes, she left the goose foot lamp in the house, she retreated first, and waited for Fang Tishuang inside to change the clothes before she gently pushed it away. door in.
Under the light flickering slightly, the pink and jade-carved little boy looked like a doll walking out of a New Year picture. If it weren't for the two cat ears poked on his head that were so unsightly, Wan'er would have been stunned.
"Master Shuang'er," Wan'er couldn't help but blurted out, "It's really nice of you to become a human being."
Fang Tishuang said that he was originally a human being, but this matter will not be clear for a while, and he still dare not confess to Wan'er, after all, he has occupied the kitten's body, and he doesn't know Wan'er What will my son think of himself when he finds out.
"I have to find someone," Fang Tishuang winked at her, "Sister Wan'er, can you help me?"
He was still thinking about going to Cao Silang, and he didn't know when he would become a human next time, so he couldn't delay this time.
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