I became a regular visitor to the police station after driving the undead bus

If Zhou's mother doesn't cooperate, what can Zhou Xun do? He can't just go to the coffee shop downstairs to sit down and rest, and prepare to wait for the family to calm down before talking.

Then Mama Zhou pushed open the door, but there was no one there.She was dumbfounded and frantically sent messages in the family group:

—Where have you been, brat?

——How dare you fool me?

——Now you don’t even bother to say what I don’t like to hear?

Zhou Yun, who just ordered a cup of coffee and took out his mobile phone to talk to his boyfriend, was completely dumbfounded. He went upstairs and knocked on the door honestly, looking at Zhou's mother eagerly: "It's downstairs."

"Come in."

Zhou Yan coughed twice and sat on the sofa, and said straightforwardly: "I kidnapped a boyfriend. He is 23 years old this year. He is talented and handsome. We have a common goal. I love him very much. Here is his photo. Take a look." .” After speaking, he took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, and clicked on the photos to show Zhou’s mother, “I’ve already confessed to him.”

Zhou's mother was taken aback by Zhou Yun's words. At first, following his train of thought, she couldn't help but look up at the photos, and commented: "You look pretty handsome, so I fell in love with you."

Zhou Xun resolutely refused to give Zhou Ma a chance to respond, and nodded: "He is very popular, I have to hold him tight."

Mother Zhou nodded, then squinted her eyes and looked at him suspiciously: "Tricking me again? Did I tell you that you are the only child in our family, and your father's only wish was to have a grandson..."

Zhou Yan poked at the loopholes in her words seriously: "Dad is still healthy, if you really want a grandson..." Facing Zhou's mother's expectant gaze, he actually inherited some of Shen Huai's quick wit at this moment, and said decisively, " I can also call you grandparents."

Mother Zhou: "..."

"Get out! Get out!"

Why is it so disturbing!He said all the things she didn't like to hear.

Panting heavily, Zhou's mother stubbornly took out her mobile phone and played her favorite ringtone over the years: What's dad's dad's name?Dad's dad is called grandpa; what's dad's mom called?Dad's mother is called grandma[1].

Zhou Yun: "..."

Successful draw.

Dad Zhou also came back during the intermission. After receiving the information, he skipped a shift. After receiving Mom Zhou's eyes, he immediately stood up, forming a 1V2 situation.

Father Zhou said earnestly: "Son, although our family is not considered rich and powerful, the hundred or so people under him still have to make a living. I will retire in a few years, and you will inherit this property... ..."

Zhou Yun nodded and said yes twice: "So I found a boyfriend specially, and he will inherit our small company then."

Dad Zhou: "...Huh?" Thinking about it this way, it's quite exciting.But his wife was still staring at him fiercely, and he had no choice but to cough twice and play the family card, "The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and your second uncle's family has two grandchildren this year, eh, the children and grandchildren are full of happiness."

"I don't have any other wishes in this life. I just hope that this family business will be inherited, and I will have two children and grandchildren."

Zhou Yan pursed his lips, recalling the strategy he had seen, there was such a one that was well received and praised for the essentials of "studying fools", a classic nonsense literature.He tried: "Well, it's good to have a wish, it's good to have a wish."

Zhou's father/Zhou's mother: "..."

Then Zhou Yun couldn't bear to disappoint his parents' ardent expectations, and said, "I can let my boyfriend call you grandpa and grandma." Enjoying the family happiness of a full house of children and grandchildren.

"You go and lock the door, I'll get the feather duster, it's against him!" Zhou's mother blushed and had a thick neck from the unhappy words, and after shouting at Zhou's father, she rushed forward and got the feather duster next to the TV and threw it at him. Zhou Yu left.

Zhou Yun: "..."

Another familiar routine.

Both lose.

As night fell, what was placed in front of Zhou Yun was a bowl of white noodles without adding any other dishes.Opposite him was a big meal of four meat and two vegetables. The parents looked at him provocatively while eating seafood and beef.

Zhou Yun remained calm.

From the first time he applied for the college entrance examination to voluntarily choose the police academy, to the first time he came out publicly, and now to the generous statement that he has a boyfriend, the behavior of his parents can be guessed.

In the beginning, he acted both hard and soft, and when he saw that he was indifferent, he began to coerce and lure him, and in the end he broke the jar and threw him whatever he wanted.

Over the years he has already mastered the essence.

But in fact, they just love him too much, so every time the result is based on his final wish, but the process still has to be like this, as if their compromise is insincere.

Zhou Xun Hululu finished drying a bowl of noodles, then wiped his mouth: "I'm going to take a shower first."

As soon as he entered the bathroom, Zhou's mother put down the chopsticks and sighed: "His father, do you just let him like this? He is young now..."

"It's not too young, it's already thirty." Dad Zhou couldn't eat anymore, all his anger had been vented a few years ago, so now it's just to see who can persist until the end.

In fact, in the past few years, they have been reflecting on it. There are N news and videos related to homosexuality stored in their mobile phones. They know that this is their natural sexuality and their sons cannot change it, but they just... eh, they can’t get over the test in their hearts.

"His father, look how handsome his son is, and his parents may not agree." Zhou's mother took out her mobile phone to open the photo album, and showed Zhou's father the photos.Some of these photos were saved from her son's circle of friends, and some were sent to her by Zhou Yun just now. She looked at the photos carefully, and they were indeed very handsome.

Zhou's father thought it made sense: "Then let them go, if the other party's parents object, it will also make them suffer."

Mother Zhou: "..."

She muttered: "It's hard to find someone you like, why do you let your son suffer...Then if he loses his love at that time, he will feel so much pain and pain in his heart."

Dad Zhou: "..."

Anyway, I let you say everything, you can't suffer, and you can't agree.

"Let's do whatever they want, I don't care." Zhou's mother was angry, took out her mobile phone, opened the housing transaction app, and located the Haicheng Public Security Bureau, "Should we move to Haicheng in the future? I heard that the boy's house is rent-collecting , we can't let our son be looked down upon."

"I think this suite is not bad, it only costs about 400 million... buy him two sets..."

Father Zhou squinted at her.

The two-level reversal turned into 2V1 on the field, and the vote of 1 was hovering on the verge of abstention.

--

When he heard the news, Shen Huai was driving his beloved undead bus to the Undead Station on Liu Lao Street. Since the case of stray cats and dogs was closed, he had become a little empty, and even ran to the Undead Station much more diligently.

At the moment, he was recording the messages of the undead one by one, with a lollipop in his mouth, when he received a video call from his boyfriend.

At two o'clock in the morning, the schedule is outrageous.

"Huh? You haven't slept yet at this point?" Shen Huai focused on two things, while nodding to signal the undead in front of him to report the information, and at the same time echoing what her boyfriend said, very perfunctory.

Zhou Yun had a sad face: "My parents want to buy me a house in Haicheng, and they have already acquiesced in the two of us."

Shen Huai stopped the hand that was recording the information, and praised him with a roar: "As expected of you, I will treat you to a big meal when you come back."

"Taking a bath in our hot spring..." Zhou Xun was still thinking about this matter. Next Friday will be Christmas Eve, and he has some not-so-pure thoughts that he wants to discuss with Shen Huai.

What's more, this is a date that belongs to two people that he has been longing for. There is no murder, no colleagues, only the two of them.

Shen Huai waved: "Go! Book a ticket, we'll drive there after get off work on Friday, okay?"

"Okay." Satisfied, Zhou Xun babbled for a long time before hanging up the phone.

Shen Huai sighed, looked at the undead who was about 30 years old in front of him, and showed off sweetly in his tone: "My boyfriend is good at everything but clingy, hey, are you still single? This guy doesn't want to fall in love ..."

The undead on the opposite side smiled gently: "I'm married."

Shen Huai: "... Oh, it's good to get married, you can get in the car." After speaking, he turned his head and looked at the next person. Well, forget about the elderly, and the next young man asked, "Are you married? No, Then do you have a partner? Nope. Oh, let me tell you, this person doesn’t know the benefits of having a partner if you don’t fall in love..."

Undead in line: "..."

fall!

This wave of undead had a little girl around six or seven years old. When it was her turn, she hugged Shen Huai's thigh timidly, crying softly: "Brother... I'm afraid, I want a mother."

Shen Huai looked at her face and couldn't see any problem, so he squatted down and asked softly: "Then let's go find mom later. What's your name? How old are you this year? Do you remember what happened?"

The little girl choked and said, "My name is Wang Nannan. I'm 6 and a half years old. I live in Room 2, Building 203, Changjiang District, Wutong Road, Shenghai City. My father's name is Wang Ping, and my mother's name is Zhang Meimei. The contact number is 135XXXX..."

These words were obviously taught by the adults to recite the little girl, to prevent her from finding her way home when she got lost.Shen Huai vaguely remembered that he had recited such words when he was a child, and now he touched her head deeply and asked, "Do you still remember how you came here today?"

The little girl thought for a while, but she had a lot of forgetfulness, and said intermittently: "I fell asleep... No, I secretly drank Coke before going to bed. Dad came back and touched my head. We watched cartoons and fell asleep... ..."

Shen Huai didn't quite understand. He first sent the other undead to the Guishou Monument and then took the little girl home. Then the next day, he was awakened by the little girl's cry and found that she was pulling the little skirt on his body. Shen Huai let out a wow and cried loudly: "I, I want to go to the bathroom..."

But she didn't know where.

Although she didn't feel any excretion, she mechanically complied with her daily habits. The first thing she did in the morning was to excrete, brush her teeth and wash her face.

Shen Huai didn't explain to her the complicated truth of "You are dead so you don't need to wash up every day". After taking her through the process, he took the little girl's hand and drove to the destination - Changjiang Community.

The location is easy to find, because sheds and banquets have been set up downstairs in this old community. At this moment, people with white cloths on their hands are busy, presumably preparing lunch.

Shen Huai was surprised for two seconds when he saw the crystal coffin placed at the end of the shed and the picture of the little girl hanging: After all, he rarely saw such a scene.

He took two steps forward and stood beside an old lady, feeling curiously: "It's a pity that Nan Nan left at such a young age, how could the family bear it?"

When the old lady heard it, she also sighed: "Who said no, what a lovely child."

"How did you get there?" Shen Huai asked again, "What a pity."

"Hey, he climbed the cat climbing frame mischievously, and just fell on the sharp corner of the coffee table... When the family came back, the body was cold. Eh..."

Shen Huai looked down at the little girl who was following him without any scars on the outside, and frowned slightly: "Is that so..."

The author has something to say:

[1] It's a familiar relative's song!

Zhou Yun: I took the urban love script

Shen Huai: I got the murder script

【fall!It was supposed to end together, but the number of words on the list is not enough, let’s make up a murder case hehe] [At that time, I will briefly write all the murder cases I want to write]

[A husband and wife handle a case, the efficiency is halved]