I became a regular visitor to the police station after driving the undead bus

How can anyone be so idle?

This is the 32nd time Shen Huai wailed while sitting on the bus of the dead.

He looked at the people in the three circles inside and outside the Undead Station in Liu Lao Street who were shooting live videos with their mobile phones, and felt that he was being watched like a monkey at the moment.

He dared not get out of the car because he would be caught if he got out.

Staying on the undead bus, at least no one can see yourself.But if he got out of the car by himself, he could almost predict the ending—oh, a person appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the night, and he might have to be arrested for spreading feudal superstition.

Shen Huai hugged her head again and howled, her white hair becoming more messy.

"They still ate too much, why are they not sleepy at two o'clock!!!"

Wang Li was sitting in the co-pilot's seat of the bus. Because the group of living people occupied the seat, the undead who had been waiting under the stop sign were all squatting in the corner where there was no one at the moment, their posture looked pitiful.

Of course, he couldn't see the face of the undead under the dim light, but he knew that there was a prince who was forced to die after only being in prison for a month.Speaking of the mood at the moment, it seems extraordinarily complicated.

He reluctantly parked the bus in front of the undead. At this moment, the No. 22 bus passed through the corner at one end and stuck in the street lamp at the other end, scaring the undead so much.

Because he didn't dare to stretch out his head for fear of being photographed by keen people and mobile phones, Shen Huai had no choice but to open the window of the car and shouted to the corner: "Hurry up and get in the car, follow me to the front... line up and line up." Team, come one by one.” He drove the car 50 meters to the open space, opened the door and waited for them to come in.

At the same time, when the undead slowly boarded the car, he put on a bluetooth headset on his left ear and called Zhou Yun. As soon as the call was connected, his tone immediately became aggrieved, and he began to complain: "Sir Zhou, I was blocked by someone! Come on quickly. help me!"

Before he could ask a question, he immediately told the whole story: "There are at least two hundred people blocking me with mobile phones at the Undead Station on Liu Lao Street. the masses!"

"I don't want to expose my identity! Sir Zhou, save me!"

Although his identity is almost exposed, but face must be saved!At least not with such a messy white hair!

Zhou Yun on the other end of the phone couldn't help laughing out loud, the voice pierced through the screen to his ears, the voice was gentle and comforting: "I'll be right there, wait for me."

"Enn...you can take someone to the Guishou Monument. There is no problem with the undead station. I will stay in the car and not come out."

Zhou Xun could imagine his aggrieved appearance when he heard it, making people laugh and secretly happy at the same time—when encountering important matters, the first person Shen Huai thought of asking for help was himself.

The two of them didn't hang up the phone, they just quietly listened to the movement on both sides.

At this moment, the undead were also getting on the car one by one, Shen Huai was going to wait for all the undead to get on the car, and then ask for the records one by one.It happened that the last undead in the queue was Wang Jun.

He looked completely different from before he was alive. Although he was dressed like a beast and had a dark heart, at least his gentle and refined demeanor was more bluffing. At this moment, he cowered into a ball, not daring to look up at anyone.

It is said that he choked to death with a spoon in the toilet, but from the perspective of the spirit body, it looks like he died of suffocation.There are mottled scars all over his spiritual body, the most conspicuous are the strangle marks on his neck that have not disappeared and the unsightly red marks on his lower body.

Although they were all wearing the clothes they had worn before they died, in Shen Huai's eyes, those clothes were almost nothing.When he doesn't want to see, he can't see anything. When he wants to see, the scars on the body of the undead before death will appear one by one.

Shen Huai thought that this guy could find him, but he just lowered his head and found a place to sit obediently, and he couldn't even find Wang Li in the co-pilot seat.

oh hoo

With the mentality that watching the excitement is not a big deal, Shen Huai closed the car door, took a small green notebook and asked one by one from the front row to the back row: "Name, age, address, cause of death..."

There are currently no murder cases in which the murderer is unknown, and most of the sudden deaths are accidental.When standing in front of Wang Jun, Shen Huai did not speak, and Wang Jun, who was sitting with his head bowed, only said a few words: "Wang Jun, 50 years old, choked to death..."

"Tch!" Shen Huai sneered unabashedly, mockingly, "Who is this, it's now in my hands."

"It's you!" Wang Jun himself was confused and didn't know why people would get on a bus after death, shouldn't it be the so-called Naihe bridge?But when he heard the familiar questioning voice, when he raised his eyes, it turned out to be the white-haired police officer who caught him. At this moment, his eyes were tearing apart, and his heart was desolate.

This is too complicated, if this person is a policeman in the yang, does he still have a job in the underworld?

But before he could think for two seconds, a figure jumped out suddenly, punched him in the face, and at the same time grabbed his collar and threw him on the bus aisle, punching him in the stomach, while Da Huan cursed in a low voice: "You also have today...you also have today..."

Shen Huai: "..."

Sure enough, men's words are deceitful. Didn't Wang Li say yesterday with a melancholy expression as if he had an epiphany: "...I seem to have let go..."

Geez, but it's so cool to watch.

But... As soon as Shen Huai raised his eyes, he saw many undead were staring at the brawl here with wide eyes and shrinking, secretly watching Shen Huai who was obviously covering up, and they didn't dare to show their anger.

It's terrible, is there a gangster society in the underworld?

On the contrary, there are a few undead who pay attention to gossip, corresponding to the news and the two faces rolling in the aisle, and explained a few words with a smile: "...Wow, don't you all read the news, this matter is a hot search , just that No. 20 middle school teacher imprisoned/raped men for [-] years...Wow, I never thought that he would ride with us."

"Boss, can we have a beating too?"

Shen Huai yawned, and stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, but the gap between his fingers was big enough to hold a child.He clicked twice: "Hey, I'm really sleepy, I can't even open my eyes."

The meaning in the words was too obvious, and several obviously hot-blooded undead rushed up immediately howling.

Wang Jun recognized Wang Li at this moment, and was beaten up by him before he was overjoyed, he could only curl up and mutter: "I'm sorry... I'm sorry... please forgive me..."

Looking at it, I still want to continue my fate in the underworld.

However, what responded to him was more violent beatings and more swearing: "Why do you think so beautifully? I have wanted to beat you like this for more than ten years. It is best to beat you to death."

"You..." Before Wang Jun's resistance could be expressed, several people rushed out to beat and kick him...

"Hey, I really smell the tears of those who are sad, what's your name..." Shen Huai stepped across this land of right and wrong, and asked the undead sitting in the last few rows.

Instead, a middle-aged woman sitting at the back looked at the scene in front of her thoughtfully, raised her hand and asked loudly, "Shouldn't we stop fighting?"

"Fights? Where are the fights?" Shen Huai pretended to be blind, hey, there are more fights like this, he likes to watch them the most.

Knowing his position, the middle-aged woman suddenly pulled up a male undead sitting in the front row who hadn't registered yet, and punched him directly in the face: "Wang-eight-egg-a-turtle-son-son... ..."

If she had known that the young man in front of her would not care, she should have beaten this beast to death along the way.

Shen Huai roared, looking at the shivering man who dared not resist, raised his eyebrows lightly: "Did you... die together? Is there any inside story?"

The middle-aged woman threw the short man to the ground and said angrily, "He is my husband. He has abused me for eight years."

Shen Huai: "..."

To be honest, looking at it this way, it doesn't quite look like it.

"It's also my fault that I was cowardly in the past, because I didn't dare to resist because I was married far away. But later on, I moved bricks and worked hard every day for the past few years. My strength has improved, and my body has become stronger. One can beat the other two."

The middle-aged woman's tone was still somewhat melancholy: "It's a pity that it's not worth it. He beat me for eight years before, and now I've only beaten him for six years. This son of a bitch gave paraquat and killed both of us."

"I haven't called back for two years... I don't think it's strange."

Always feel at a loss.

Shen Huai sincerely admired the aunt in front of him from the bottom of his heart, and at the same time watched the aunt kicking the short man's chest one by one, and asked curiously, "How did you wake up?"

Because he pays close attention to the news, he also knows that domestic violence and other violent cases have been repeatedly banned. In addition to increasing publicity and improving the law, it is also necessary for the victims themselves to be brave enough to say no to domestic violence.

The middle-aged woman waved her hand: "Where did the awakening come from? I used to feel that I had no strength, and I didn't dare to resist when I was punched and kicked by this useless man. But then this guy drank, gambled and smoked opium every day, and smoked his whole body." I have no choice but to go to the construction site to do coolies, after these two years, my body is stronger than him..."

"Once when he hit me, I pushed him to the ground. At that time, I felt that this man was too useless... I was also curious that drinking can really change people's temperament, after all, he used to Look at people who look like dogs..."

"Then I also fucked up the beer on the table and smashed two bottles... That night I managed to send this man to the hospital. Hey, it's okay, after all, this is a housework, and he was slightly injured..."

"Then for the sake of fairness, I must fight back the eight years of being bullied. I didn't know that this dog can't beat it, so I put pesticides..."

The logic of middle-aged women is not clear, and they like to add a few words of their own thoughts when telling things, but the upside-down words inexplicably excited another group of passionate young people in the car...

Good guy, Shen Huai looked at the two one-sided gang fights at the front and rear of the car, and watched it from the driver's seat: it's a pity that there are no melon seeds, and the atmosphere is a bit lacking.

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"What happened?" Shen Huai was watching the excitement, when he heard Zhou Yu's steady voice from the bluetooth headset, Shen Huai hiccupped instantly in fright.

"Why haven't you hung up the phone... hiccup...there are two gang fights here... hiccup, it's a pity you couldn't see..." Shen Huai sympathized with him, "By the way, how is the situation at the Guishou Monument? .”

"The crowd has been evacuated, where are you?"

Shen Huai glanced at his watch, saw that the time was stuck at 03:18, and blurted out "Damn it".Ah, this is so exciting that I forgot about it.

He stopped watching the excitement, and immediately sat up straight to finish the job. He only had time to yell "Let's go" and stepped on the accelerator to rush towards the Guishou Monument.

Unprepared, he slapped the undead who staggered and rolled into a ball: "...vomit..."

No, I feel like motion sickness.

As for the gossip group who are still waiting at the Undead Station in Liu Lao Street: "..."

It's so cold, why haven't people seen it yet.

This can't be a prank.

When they arrived at the Guishou Monument, the undead in the car had their own postures, those who clasped the back of the chair and closed their eyes and wailed, those who huddled under the seat and shivered, those who fell flat on the ground, those who stacked arhats...

"It's time to get off the bus..." Shen Huai looked back at the undead who were retching, touched his nose with a little guilty conscience, and saw that there was no one at the Guishou Monument except Zhou Yun's car, so he immediately drove them off Car, "Let's go, let's go..."

The undead got up one by one and followed Shen Huai into the Guishou Monument one by one. When it was Wang Li and Wang Jun's turn, he felt a little regretful: "Are you really going?"

He actually wanted to see Wang Li take revenge on Wang Jun again, but he seemed to have fulfilled his wish.

Wang Li bowed reverently to Shen Huai, his words were sincere and his expression was serious: "Thank you for everything you have done, if you continue to take revenge, you will only be entangled again. Now I just want to go to reincarnation quietly and alone."

Shen Huai: "...well, I understand."

It's just how should he tell Wang Li that there is no such thing as reincarnation.

Forget it, just shut up.

He could only watch Wang Li calmly walk into the Guishou Monument with a smile on his face. He sighed, then looked at the undead king who was cowering aside, clenched his fists for a moment, and finally kicked him into the monument. Turtle Shou Monument.

It's just a pity that he printed the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty, eh, what a pity.

He is, after all, a civilized man.

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