Husband, can you do it?

Qiao Han's eyes lit up.

"Son, let's go back to our hometown to see the grandpa and grandpa!"

Wen Qiao's big eyes widened even more!I can't hide my excitement!

"More than 200 miles away from Houtunzi is the ski resort prepared for the Winter Games. If you want to ski, let's go there to play. The ticket is more than 100 points, and it costs tens of thousands to go abroad. What a saving! You have never been there Let’s go to my hometown! It’s fun! Children like it too, my grandma misses children too, and the house is big, so take the whole family back to my hometown for the New Year! My dad won’t go back if he doesn’t go back! Let’s go back!”

"I can see it!"

Pei Caiwei agreed first without waiting for Wen Zhuo to express his opinion.

"The old man and the old lady are more than 80, take over and toss them what to do, let's go there! I didn't live enough last time."

Ms. Ren is also eager to try.

"I haven't celebrated the New Year in the village for a long time. I always feel that the taste of the New Year is not enough now. The village is so lively! Twisting yangko and catching up with the big fair is so fun! Big sister, let's go buy minks later!"

Everyone looked at Wen Zhuo, waiting for him to make a statement.

In fact, Wen Zhuo's opinion is not important, he will go back to his hometown to celebrate the New Year if he doesn't go to this group of people!

Wenzhuo really wants to go abroad, live in a fairy tale town, and live a leisure life isolated from the world, but the whole family doesn't want to go.

"Wen Qiao still has cram schools,"

"Leave after finishing! Don't worry. Otherwise, you and Qiao Han will live at home first. When you are on vacation, you two will go back. My sister and I will go back first with our children."

"I miss my grandma too! I'll go with you!"

Qiao Han doesn't live here either, so he can't wait to go back to the village as soon as possible.

Well, it's okay if Wen Zhuo doesn't go.

Wen Qiao was very excited. Every day when she came home from cram school, she would talk to the kittens, talking about the piglets from the grandpa's house, the dried sweet potatoes from the grandpa's house, and the persimmons from the second uncle's house next door.

Kindergarten is on holiday, and there are still more than ten days left for cram school. In the last few days, let alone the children's hearts are flying, and the hearts of parents are also flying.Pei Caiwei bought things at home in big and small bags, all of which were gifts for Qiao Han's grandparents.The cram school was over, and Ms. Pei Caiwei took Wen Qiao back to her hometown first.

Wen Zhuo pressed Qiao Han, so Qiao Han didn't follow, otherwise Wen Zhuo would become lonely.

Or the grandparents I saw when I got married, three or four months have passed in the blink of an eye, can Qiao Han not think about it?The Spring Festival in Northeast China is very lively, Qiao Han's heart is itchy, and he can't sit still at home.

At the end of the year, Wen Zhuo also had a lot of entertainment, and wanted to take Qiao Han to some reception or party, but Qiao Han didn't go.Ask Wen Zhuo every day, can you finish all your work today?Are you the boss, can you take a vacation earlier?

Seven days before the Chinese New Year, Wen Zhuo was in a meeting, Assistant Meng rushed in and whispered in Wen Zhuo's ear.

"Xiao Zhao called, saying that Madam is rushing to the train station."

Wen Zhuo hurriedly called Qiao Han.

"Where are you?"

It's too big to play, and I started to cut first and then play again!

"Go home! I miss my son!"

"Why didn't you tell me!"

"I'm afraid you won't let me go. I think you'll be busy until the day before the Chinese New Year. I'm too lazy to wait for you. I'll go back first! Go back to your hometown as soon as possible!"

"You wait for me, I will go with you the day after tomorrow!"

"I can't wait! I'm going to the train station now, it's too hard to buy a train ticket! My son and I are waiting for you in our hometown! Hang up!"

Carrying a bag, Qiao Han excitedly got out of the taxi and joined the Spring Festival travel army.

After checking the tickets, Qiao Han finally got on the bus.Sitting on the seat I bought after squatting for several days, I was very happy and very excited!

He can finally go back to his hometown, and no one can stop him from going back to his hometown!

It's not that I don't love my husband, it's that the temptation of my hometown is too great, and the Chinese New Year is the most delicious time of the year!

Husband, I'm sorry, I have to go first...

wait!

Qiao Han felt something was wrong.

He went back to his hometown every day, and Wen Zhuo wouldn't let him go. Every time he said to go back together, but he didn't go back. Wen Zhuo was either in a meeting or a social gathering. run out.He sneaked away.Whenever he went out, Sister Rong would ask him where he was going, or call him a car.Afraid that Wen Zhuo would know that he was not allowed to leave, Qiao Han was also afraid that Sister Rong would tip off the news, so she put her luggage at the elder brother's house next door in advance, and sneaked out while Sister Rong was shopping for vegetables.

I wanted to cut it first and then play it, but I told Wen Zhuo when I got in the car.

But how did Wen Zhuo know that he was not at home?

It couldn't be Sister Rong's. He gave Sister Rong a very long purchase list, and it took more than three hours to buy it before returning.

When he left the complex, the security room went on patrol, but no one saw him.

Only the nanny was at home next door, so she didn't know Wen Zhuo's phone number.

How did Wen Zhuo know that?

Qiao Han tilted his head strangely.

Decided not to, he is going back to his hometown!Kill the New Year Pig!He loves it the most!

Wen Zhuo hurriedly called Xiao Chen.

"It's too messy on the train, you have to take care of Madam and don't let him find you."

"Yes sir. I'll stick with you."

On the seat diagonally opposite Qiao Han, an ordinary man in a wool hat hung up the phone.

Wen Zhuo was still a little worried about Qiao Han. There were too many people during the Spring Festival travel festival, and Qiao Han was not squeezed to death?Because of long-term coding, Qiao Han's spine often hurts. It takes eight hours to take the train, and it takes more than three hours to reach the village. Can he bear it?

Immediately following Wenzhuo, I realized that I was wrong. Qiao Han not only could bear it, but also enjoyed it very much!

As a personal bodyguard, Xiao Zhao has to report his wife's whereabouts and condition in time.

An hour later, the photo of Qiao Han eating in the dining car was sent to Wen Zhuo's phone.

An hour and a half later, the takeaway that Qiao Han ordered was delivered to him, and the bullet train could already order takeaway. Qiao Han ordered duck neck, duck wings and duck intestines, as well as beer.

Two hours later, I took out a grapefruit and a box of cantaloupe from my backpack.

Three hours later, they ordered a small hot pot, barbecue, and beer.

What kind of melon seeds, peanuts, everything.

They also brought playing cards to fight against the landlords with the old brothers around them.

Wen Zhuo took it, Qiao Han's stomach isn't that, it's an idiot!Changing food for an hour, eating hamburger and fried chicken legs will not delay his robbing the landlord.

In a little more than eight hours, Qiao Han ordered takeout five times and once from the dining car, and ate a box of instant noodles, a grapefruit, a box of cantaloupe, and half a catty of melon seeds and a dozen cans of beer.Just nibbled on Orleans grilled chicken wings and got out of the car with my bag on my back!

When he got in the car, his down jacket could still be buttoned up, but when he got out of the car, he couldn't button it up, and his stomach was bulging.

Walk all the way, eat all the way, play all the way.

It is very painful for others to catch the train during the Spring Festival, but he enjoys it very much.

Wen Zhuo stared at his wife's four-month pregnant belly in the photo, wondering if there would be more piggies in the family after the Chinese New Year!

As far as his wife's character of running around like a dead horse, he is completely ignorant!

Xiao Zhao thinks that he is not protecting his wife from being overwhelmed, he is always ready to help her pay the bill, such food, less money is really not enough!

It was dark when I got off the train, and Qiao Han arrived outside the train station happily. There were many carpoolers in black cars, chasing and asking where to go, as long as the price was negotiated on the way, they would leave.

Xiao Zhao was taking a taxi, and after chasing him, he was five or six minutes late. He was looking for Qiao Han, but his car had already left.

Xiao Zhao wants to chase him. It's more than 150 miles from the county town to the village at night. What if the black car is not safe? What if something happens.

Urging the driver to follow along the way.

After driving for more than 120 miles, I finally saw the car.

It's just that the car turned to the right, and the road to Houtunzi should be on the left!

Xiao Zhao panicked, nothing will happen, could it be that his wife was kidnapped?Or encounter bandits or something to steal money?

Chasing after the car and forcing it to a stop, Xiao Zhao stretched his neck to look inside, only the driver and the other two passengers were pale with fright.

"Another guest!"

Xiao Zhao put his hand on his waist.

The driver pointed to the fork in the road ahead.

"Let's get out of the car!"

"Didn't this not arrive at Houtunzi?"

"We're not going to Houtunzi! I want him ten yuan less! Just go to this intersection!"

"How did he go back in the middle of the night? It's still twenty or thirty miles away from Houtunzi!"

The driver shook his head, so who knows!

Xiao Zhao slapped the car door angrily.This is to chase.

A passenger whispered.

"The super-short-cut road is only a dozen miles away."

The passenger said that those who are familiar with the road conditions should get off at this intersection. There is a small road, which is half the distance compared to the main road.But you can only walk, and no car can pass.

Xiao Zhao hurriedly chased in the direction the passenger said.

Qiao Han has lived here for more than ten years, why doesn't he know!The ultra-shortcut home is so close!After climbing over a hillside, when you go down the hill, you can slide down like a slide, so you don’t have to walk, except that it’s a bit expensive!You can get home after tumbling!

Xiao Zhao finally caught up with his wife. The lady was carrying a bag, and she broke a branch from an unknown place in her hand. People pass forward.

Humming loudly at the fifth watch of the crescent moon, against the stars in the sky, in the ice and snow, stepping on the snow at the end of the ankle, creaking all the way forward.

Run a few steps, make a thorn slip, jump up to grab the low branches, sing Errenzhuan, and play while walking excitedly.

I don't know whose dog ran out, and walked across from Qiao Han. The dog didn't look at Qiao Han and bared his teeth. Xiao Zhao rolled up his sleeves and prepared to put them on. Kill!He held up the branch and went to chase the dog. The dog's four paws flew wildly, and he fled in a panic. After chasing the dog, he didn't stop. Flat, under the shallow moonlight, you can see that the path is glowing. It is a path where the snow melted on the ice. Qiao Han took out a cardboard shell from his backpack?I didn’t know what it was, so I threw it on the ground, sat on it, the branch broke into two pieces, poked the ground hard, pushed back, leaned forward, and the person slid down the hillside on a cardboard shell !

Xiao Zhao was so frightened that he rushed over to look, and saw that his wife turned over halfway through the rush, rolling down the hill like a potato, rolling from the halfway up the mountain to the foot of the mountain, causing all three hats to fall off. , lying on the ground without moving, just laughing.Laughing can shake the snow off the branches.

Get up, pat the snow off your ass, slither and move on!

Xiao Zhao... was a little speechless and just looked at the lady who was going further and further away.

I think Mrs. Wen is a wonderful thing!

He has never seen such a wild lady in his life!

I also worked as bodyguards for the wives of other families. Those people are reserved and noble, they don’t care about dirty roads, they don’t even open the car doors by themselves, they drink afternoon tea and talk about luxury brands, and make appointments to go shopping.There are also people who do good deeds for public welfare, but those people have a kind of arrogance and nobility in their bones, as if they have been measured with a ruler when they move, sit and lie.

This Mrs. Wen is not like Mrs. Wen, she doesn't have that kind of superiority, nor does she have any sense of superiority, and she is even a bit more rustic than ordinary people.

Simple, lively and cheerful, like a wild boy in the country, simple, chasing dogs and chickens, laughing and laughing.

This appearance of not knowing the sufferings of the world, and his silly temper, how can he look like a madam?Like a landlord's silly boy.Not a landlord in a big place, but a small landlord in a small mountain village!

After walking fifteen miles across the mountains, I finally entered the village.It was almost midnight by this time.

He is not afraid, it doesn't matter if he walks at night!

I guess he got a little excited, and when he entered the village, he sang loudly!

Isn't it annoying to sing in the middle of the night?All the dogs in the village got up and barked!Amidst the barking of dogs, he strutted into the village with great vigor.

The lights of many houses were turned on, and when he entered the village, the dogs barked, and everyone was quarreled.An old man came out wearing a big leather jacket, shouting at the top of his throat.

"The eldest grandson of the Qiao family is back?"

"Yes! Grandpa Sun, you haven't slept yet!"

"Sleeping! All the dogs in the village are barking, so I know you're back! Why is it so late? Have you eaten? Come to sit here?"

"I'll come back later!"

Chatting with their necks pulled, the two of them yelled at each other, and that's how they said hello.

It seems that it is common for Qiao Han to get all the dogs in the village to bite him when he goes home at this time!

When Qiao Han arrived at the door of his grandfather's house, he didn't knock on the door. Instead, he kicked the door, bang bang!

"Old Qiaotou! Your invincible and cute grandson is home! Open the door!"

Xiao Zhao watched his wife enter the door, was silent for a while, and sent all the videos he took on his phone to Mr. Wen!

Mrs. Wen, a silly son of a landlord with a Northeast rustic vibe, a tyrant in the village, just went back to her hometown so arrogantly!

Wen Zhuo almost died laughing at Qiao Han's bouncing, walking, slipping, and rolling home.

Qiao Han is definitely different, material life is just a fart in his eyes!There is no noble or humble idea.He never regarded himself as the honorable Mrs. Wen, and he didn't care how much his husband Wen Zhuo was worth or how much the company made every year. Wen Zhuo was just someone he had secretly loved for many years!

He only thinks that Madam Wen's mother is just a false name, and she doesn't go to any receptions and parties if they don't have good food.Whoever takes the initiative to make an appointment to have a meal or make a phone call depends on his temper. He will refuse the invitation of the wife of the president of a listed company, and he can hang out with Fa Xiaozuo and drink beer on the street.

If you're driving a Maserati, get there a few minutes early.Taking the bus can save money.

There are Australian lobsters at home and I am hungry.Eating a pot of spicy crayfish is even more enjoyable.

If you buy a blue balloon and green water ghost watch, you can wear it immediately. A 50 yuan sports watch is also waterproof and very valuable.

When it comes to drinking one piece, they are all good brothers and good brothers. If you are unhappy, it doesn't matter whether you are the heavenly king or the elder grandpa, if you scold directly, you will be hurt if you open your mouth.

You can do whatever you want if you are happy, but if you are unhappy, your husband will not give you any face.

He lives freely and unrestrainedly, no identity restricts him, and he lives as he pleases.

Free and easy.

Let's say he is simple, he sees many things very clearly.

Likes and hates clearly, broad-minded.

When you have a big heart, you can pretend to be the blue sky; when you are small, your hair can't get through it.

You can enjoy the clouds and roll in the mud.

No matter what life he is in, he can adapt quickly and enjoy himself.

Just such a contradictory but very lovely person.

"Mr. Wen, you asked me to protect Madam. Why should I protect him? If he encounters a wild dog, he will hunt it down. He is not afraid of walking at night. I don't even know what to do here."

The bodyguard feels that he is redundant,

"I've just passed these few days, and you can come back after I go."

The bodyguard agreed, but felt that he was really useless!

I can't help my wife kill chickens.

Their wife really knows how to kill chickens!

The house next door killed a big rooster, and Mrs. Wen took the initiative to ask Ying to kill the chicken. The chicken's neck was not cut, and the chickens flew all over the yard!It's all blood!Finally, it flew out over the wall!

The bodyguard looked at the lady who was chasing chickens all over the country with a kitchen knife, and felt that he had done the wrong job!

There is no assassination, no danger, the main purpose of every day is to watch how madam jumps up and down alive and well.

Wen Zhuo was abandoned, and his whole family left, how lonely he was when he returned home!

Lonely, he misses his children and his wife so much that he can't sleep well.He simply finished the annual meeting early and finished a year's work. Although it wasn't time for the holiday, he gave himself a holiday.Carrying the suitcase and returning to Houtunzi Village.

Wen Zhuo has never been to the Northeast countryside in his life. His impression of the Northeast countryside is from the love of the countryside. There are one-story houses and large courtyards, and old men basking in the sun.

Houtunzi Village is also pretty good, with porcelain-panel houses on cement roads, and the conditions seem to be okay.It is snow as far as the eye can see, and the temperature is very low.

After getting out of the taxi, he looked left and right, took out his mobile phone, and found the photo Wen Qiao took at the gate of the grandfather's house, compared it with the gate, and it was confirmed, this is it!

The high courtyard wall, the red gate can be more than two meters wide, and it is also very high, but it is only concealed. Wen Zhuo tried to push it, and the gate was pushed open.

Before he could step inside and call Qiao Han, he heard a scream.

Followed by Qiao Han's roar.

"Shut the door! Stop it!"

Before Wen Zhuo could react, he saw a big pig weighing three hundred catties roaring towards him. Although he looked so fat and fat, he was extremely fast. It looked like the pig in Journey to the West Conquering the Demons mane!Swinging the fork with a big mouth and howling to kill!Rush to Wen Zhuo!

Wen Zhuo had eaten meat before, but he had seen such a ferocious and dirty big fat pig before!As soon as he dodged subconsciously, the pig jumped out from beside him,

The pig cakes on his body flew and landed on Wen Zhuo's leather shoes.

Wen Zhuo was so sick that he almost vomited!

Qiao Han rushed over.

"So stupid!"

After cursing Wen Zhuo, he rushed out holding a kitchen knife!

"Stop for me!"

"Wife? Wife!"

Wen Zhuo reached out to grab Qiao Han, don't run away, look at me, here I come!Am I not much more handsome than a pig?

But he missed it, and Qiao Han ran too fast, chasing the pig along the street!

"Wen Qiao!"

It's fine if you didn't catch Qiao Han, but Wen Qiao followed quickly behind, Wen Zhuo wanted to catch his son, look at Dad, Dad and you haven't seen each other for ten days!Don't miss dad?

Wen Qiaoli ignored his father, his nose was sweating with excitement, and shouted "Dad!"Run after Qiao Han!

"Mother!"

His own mother and mother-in-law are chasing after their grandson!

"Mom, what the hell! Chase the pig! Just wait for the meat! A catty of pork is thirty, this pig weighs more than 300 catties, the pig lost a lot of money! Chase!"

Ms. Ren slapped Wen Zhuo on the back and pushed hard.

Pei Caiwei gave him a stick.

A gentle man, no matter how cruel he is, he has never done anything like chasing pigs and killing them!

"The old man is over 80 and he can't run. If you don't chase Qiao Han, you can't catch up alone! Hurry up and stop the ink marks!"

Pei Caiwei urged Wen Zhuo.

Wen Zhuo took off the woolen scarf around his neck, took off his cashmere coat, no matter whether the pair of leather shoes were slippery or not in the snow, he chased them out with a stick!

As a human being, you have to go to various environments in order to experience a different life.

Wen Zhuo, for example, started out with a novel website. He talked about IP development, cultural media, film and television bases, and investment in portal video websites.

But now that he is in the countryside, no one talks to him about the investment in the special effects of Xiuxian movies, the conditions and utilization rate of building a film and television base, but simply chasing pigs!He encountered something that he had never thought of in his life!

Qiao Han shouted while chasing him!

stop!stop!

People in the village are more friendly than those in the city, and the neighbors will help the family if something happens!

As soon as Qiao Han yelled to stop, the villagers in front stepped in to help, intercepting the pig in front, and the pig burrowed and slammed back and forth. Several old men hurled it with sticks, trying to get the pig back.The pig was also scared. There was a kitchen knife behind and a stick in front, which forced the pig almost to the wall!

Four or five elders blocked the pig in the corner, rushed up with a yelp, scratched its nose, scratched its ears, and scratched its hooves. Qiao Han lost the kitchen knife and grabbed the pig's tail.

The 300-pound big pig is so strong, the pig squealed so loudly that people's ears were buzzing, kicking back and forth, kicking on Qiao Han's arm with one back foot, Qiao Han almost fell to the ground, but he was able to catch up Wen Zhuo came over quickly and supported Qiao Han.

The pig is growing stronger, and there are so many people, three or four elders hold the pig's head and front paws, and some people hug the pig's waist.

"Take the rope! Tie it up!"

An old man yelled at Wen Zhuo.

Wen Zhuo had never experienced this kind of thing before. He was told to do it. He searched all over the place, and he found a rope and gave it to the old man.

"Oh, fuck me! Didn't you see that I'm hugging the pork loin, tie it up, you quickly tie up its front paws!"

Wen Zhuo followed suit, a middle-aged man held down the two front legs of the pig, and Wen Zhuo swished it around several times!