Husband, can you do it?
Chapter 27 The Two Monkeys
"Qiao Han's father is very good at playing. He can catch sparrows to play. He can make a small hole in the river to fish. He can also drill into caves to explore. He can catch dragonflies, catch grasshoppers, and set off firecrackers in cow dung! "
Qiao Han had already told Wen Zhuo about his childhood deeds.Wen Zhuo was almost disgusted to death.
"The firecrackers were stuck in the cow dung, and when they were lit, the cow dung exploded into the sky. He was covered in poop, which stinks to death! He jumped into the river to take a bath, and his clothes were washed away, so he ran home with his butt naked!"
Wen Qiao laughed and rolled in the co-pilot, his mouth was wide open, his eyes were gone from laughing, but he just kept silent.
"You can't be so naughty with him. If he wants to do something dangerous, just tell Dad, and Dad will take him home."
Wen Qiao sat up abruptly, grabbed Wen Zhuo's sleeve and shook her head anxiously.
"No fight, no fight!"
"No, Dad won't hit anyone."
Wen Zhuo rubbed his little head, he likes Qiao Han so much, he has learned how to maintain it.
"Daddy likes him. It's easy to be with him. Well, here we are. What's your mom's name when you meet Daddy, Grandma! Remember to say hello to Grandma."
Wen Qiao's cerebellum is too small to digest so many things, he has a grandma.
"Call grandma, Joe's father will be very happy! He will take you to play a lot of fun when he is happy,"
Wen Qiao remembered.
This weekend, Chief of Staff Qiao and his wife were at home, and when they heard the knock on the door, Ms. Ren came to answer the door.
"Grandma!"
Wen Qiao called grandma super loudly!
This made Ms. Ren beautiful and hugged Wen Qiao.
"Oh, my dear grandson! Grandma, my dear!"
Kissed several times on the tender cheeks, then ignored Wen Qiao and entered the room with Wen Qiao in his arms.Who cares about the son when the next-generation relative has a grandson!When the son-in-law was supposed to be popular, Wenzhuo lost his status.
Ms. Ren hugged Wen Qiao to her knees, touched her face and small back, and rubbed and rubbed the curly hair in a rare way.
"Grandson, have you eaten yet, grandma will cook something delicious for you!"
"Joe!"
Wen Qiao was in a hurry, but he still didn't see Father Qiao.
"I've been thinking about Qiao Han since the morning. After watching the sun seven or eight times, it's finally afternoon. I can't wait to come and play with Qiao Han."
"Your dad is a big slob, he's still sleeping, go pinch his ass and wake him up to play with you!"
Ms. Ren encouraged Wen Qiao to do bad things, Wen Qiao's happy face was about to bloom, and after running in for a while, she heard Qiao Han screaming.
Wen Zhuo laughed out loud.
The two of them took their children to the zoo to play, and when Wen Zhuo locked the car, the older one and the younger one ran to the front, and the older one groped, groped, and rubbed their buttocks while walking.
Wen Zhuo walked quickly to Qiao Han's side.
"What happened to the ass?"
"Butt hurts."
Qiao Han felt his buttocks were swollen.
"I'm sure the little bastard pinched my butt purple. We'll go to the bathroom later, and I'll stick my butt up for you to see."
This……
cough.
Wen Zhuo subconsciously looked at his ass.
He grabbed Qiao Han and took out a needle from the butt pocket of his jeans.
No wonder his butt hurts, the tip of the needle is pointing towards his butt, every time he walks and pricks, can it not hurt?
"Ah, the button of my pajamas fell off last night, and the button disappeared when I fastened the button. When did it get in my jeans?"
Qiao Han was very confused.
Wen Zhuo gave him a white look, you ask me, how do I know you put a needle in your jeans pocket?
Wen Qiao didn't let the two of them stand here, and anxiously pulled them away.
Okay, let's go!
Wen Zhuo wanted to sigh, the date he was expecting for the two of them didn't work out once, so they went straight to a family outing!
Obviously they are still a couple now, aren't they?
What about Qiao Han, other people go to the zoo to pay to see animals, but Qiao Han goes to the zoo to perform for the animals for free.
It stands to reason that the zoo should give him free tickets.It's not easy for Qiao Han, he's trying so hard to make the animals want to come out and beg him.
Qiao Han said that the hospital where he was born was next to the monkey mountain zoo. Perhaps the nurses carried the baby wrongly and raised the newborn monkey cub as a child for Ms. Ren.
This is true.
Qiao Han went crazy when he arrived at Monkey Mountain, as if he saw his relatives, he rushed over with a groan, took fruits from his backpack, and distributed bananas to the monkeys all over Monkey Mountain. A dozen monkeys squatted on the railing, and he Squatting outside the railing, peeling a piece of banana to eat, the monkey eats more delicately than him.
He rubbed Wen Qiao's face vigorously, deforming the child's face, and his face turned red. Then he put his arms around Wen Qiao and introduced him to the monkeys.
"This is my son, look at this red face and your red buttocks!"
Wen Zhuo is so thankful that Wen Qiao's Chinese is not very good, otherwise it would be understandable for the child to kill his father.
"Recognize your relatives! Son, this is your uncle and second uncle. Those over there are your fourth and fifth uncles. Behind are your aunts. Those are your elder brother, those are your elder sister, and those are your younger brother!"
This kid Wen Qiao was also stupid, waving and saying hello to every monkey.
The group of monkeys stretched out their paws to shake Wen Qiao's hand, and Wen Qiao peeled oranges for them to eat.
Harmony between man and nature!
Qiao Han is about to start acting!
Jump up and down, grab the railing and shake your head, beat your chest and howl like Tarzan, and dance with a song, what am I, Tarzan the ape, grab the vine of love, listen to me!
The group of monkeys inside followed him shaking their heads and twisting their buttocks!
What is a human dancer? Have you ever seen a monkey dancer?
Visitors to the zoo today can be regarded as an eye-opener. The evolution process of tens of millions of years from a monkey to a human can be seen in its entirety today!
Wen Qiao was also bouncing around while twisting her waist and shaking her shoulders.
If Wen Zhuo hadn't stopped him, the zookeeper would have imprisoned the two of them in Monkey Mountain, thinking they were monkeys who had escaped from it.
Wen Zhuo stood at the end of the crowd, finally couldn't stand it anymore, pretended not to know the two men and walked aside.
He covered his face and sighed, hey!I regret getting married a little bit.
Seeing that those two were playing crazy, Wen Zhuo shook his head with a smile, forget it, it's pretty good.
Tired of dancing, the two took selfies with the monkeys, and the monkeys liked them very much, grimacing with their teeth bared.
Other places just passed by. If the zoo hadn't been closed, the two of them could live in Monkey Mountain and never go back.
Wen Zhuo went to drive, Qiao Han was sitting by the flower bed, Wen Qiao was probably tired after playing all day, and rubbed his eyes sleepily, Qiao Han hugged him into his arms.
With his head on Qiao Han's shoulder, lying in Qiao Han's arms, he soon dozed off.Qiao Han patted him and stretched his neck and laughed when he saw Wen Zhuo coming.
Wen Zhuo wanted to put Wen Qiao in the back seat to sleep, but just as he bent down to hug Wen Qiao, Qiao Han grabbed his skirt and acted softly.
"I'm tired too, I can't walk anymore."
"Who told you to mess around with the children. Get up, go home and eat, and stay at my place if you don't want to leave."
What a log!I don't understand the style!
Qiao Han continued to hum.
"You hug me too."
"it is good."
Wen Zhuo nodded and smiled, no problem.
"Why bother. I hold the child, and you hold me."
"It's the same reason why you feel sorry for the donkey who is too tired to carry salt, and you ride the donkey with salt on your back."
Wen Zhuo can't laugh or cry, Qiao Han is so smart.I thought he felt sorry for me, but it turned out that he hugged both of them in one breath.
"A man who stands up to the sky, what else can he expect from you if he can't even do this! Hurry up!"
"Row!"
Wen Zhuo had no choice but to pet him too.
"Hold the baby."
As she said that, Wen Zhuo went around Qiao Han, put her arms around his shoulders, and hooked his knee sockets.
Qiao Han also hugged Wen Qiao in his arms.
Wen Zhuo was so energetic, he picked him up in one breath, like a stack of arhats, his face was flushed, his arms were shaking, he walked two steps quickly to the side of the car, and stuffed the two into the car.That's also at the limit of physical fitness.
Most men don't have such good strength. Qiao Han can eat a little bit of flesh on his body, which is a bit heavy. Don't miss the fact that a 1.8 meter man weighs 130 catties, and Wen Qiao also weighs fifty or sixty catties. Wen Zhuo just carried him into the car. It's fine if you don't throw it in the trash.
But when it was delivered to the car, Wen Zhuo's waist couldn't hold it anymore, it was just a short distance away, and Qiao Han was thrown into the car as soon as his waist softened.
Wen Qiao, who was asleep, opened her eyes, but she didn't see her grandma seeing her father's grinning face, and she was about to cry when she flattened her mouth.
"Don't cry, don't cry! Daddy!"
Qiao Han hurriedly kissed Wen Qiao's face twice, pulled Wen Zhuo's skirt and pulled it hard, Wen Zhuo's lips were also printed on Wen Qiao's small face, Wen Qiao's face was deformed by the kiss, the child was shy, He stopped crying, and twisted his head into Qiao Han's arms.
"Son likes dad, you have to smile more."
Qiao Han made a request to Wen Zhuo, and Wen Zhuo turned his head to see Qiao Han who was right in front of him.
A fair face, a smiling mouth, and the light in the big eyes and his own reflection.
Wen Zhuo moved forward a little, and lightly touched the corner of Qiao Han's mouth with his lips.
"I like Mrs. Wen, too."
Qiao Han's face turned red.
Wen Zhuo smiled and kissed him on the forehead again.
Only then did he leave the rear seat and drive.
Qiao Han was concentrating on being shy, laughing inwardly, hahahahaha, my mother!The person I had a crush on for five or six years kissed me!Dreams have finally come true!
His lips are so soft!I really want to hold him in the driver's seat and flick his mouth with my tongue!
He said don't leave when it's too late tonight, stay with him!
But I'm not wearing sexy panties!
Will he laugh at my SpongeBob shorts!
These days I am so happy to eat a little too much, I have fat on my waist, not to mention my abdominal muscles, my belly is bulging!Will it fail to attract him!
Ah!
What position should I use?
Lying down?
I can move by myself too!
Wen Zhuo looked at Qiao Han through the rear mirror.
His face was red, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he didn't know what to think, and let out a strange laugh.
Wen Zhuo was curious about what was going on in his little head, and was so amused by him that he wanted to laugh all the time.
The warmth of a family of three was interrupted by a phone call.
Wen Zhuo frowned when he saw the call, very unhappy.
There was no way to get through the phone.
"grandfather."
Qiao Han couldn't help but also took a step forward, trying to hear what the old man of the Wen family had to say,
"Yesterday I went to Qiao's house to propose a marriage. Why didn't I tell you? Grandpa, although I passed the time when my parents divorced, I still left with my mother. It has been broken for so many years. I thought it had nothing to do with the Wen family. relation."
Qiao Han had already told Wen Zhuo about his childhood deeds.Wen Zhuo was almost disgusted to death.
"The firecrackers were stuck in the cow dung, and when they were lit, the cow dung exploded into the sky. He was covered in poop, which stinks to death! He jumped into the river to take a bath, and his clothes were washed away, so he ran home with his butt naked!"
Wen Qiao laughed and rolled in the co-pilot, his mouth was wide open, his eyes were gone from laughing, but he just kept silent.
"You can't be so naughty with him. If he wants to do something dangerous, just tell Dad, and Dad will take him home."
Wen Qiao sat up abruptly, grabbed Wen Zhuo's sleeve and shook her head anxiously.
"No fight, no fight!"
"No, Dad won't hit anyone."
Wen Zhuo rubbed his little head, he likes Qiao Han so much, he has learned how to maintain it.
"Daddy likes him. It's easy to be with him. Well, here we are. What's your mom's name when you meet Daddy, Grandma! Remember to say hello to Grandma."
Wen Qiao's cerebellum is too small to digest so many things, he has a grandma.
"Call grandma, Joe's father will be very happy! He will take you to play a lot of fun when he is happy,"
Wen Qiao remembered.
This weekend, Chief of Staff Qiao and his wife were at home, and when they heard the knock on the door, Ms. Ren came to answer the door.
"Grandma!"
Wen Qiao called grandma super loudly!
This made Ms. Ren beautiful and hugged Wen Qiao.
"Oh, my dear grandson! Grandma, my dear!"
Kissed several times on the tender cheeks, then ignored Wen Qiao and entered the room with Wen Qiao in his arms.Who cares about the son when the next-generation relative has a grandson!When the son-in-law was supposed to be popular, Wenzhuo lost his status.
Ms. Ren hugged Wen Qiao to her knees, touched her face and small back, and rubbed and rubbed the curly hair in a rare way.
"Grandson, have you eaten yet, grandma will cook something delicious for you!"
"Joe!"
Wen Qiao was in a hurry, but he still didn't see Father Qiao.
"I've been thinking about Qiao Han since the morning. After watching the sun seven or eight times, it's finally afternoon. I can't wait to come and play with Qiao Han."
"Your dad is a big slob, he's still sleeping, go pinch his ass and wake him up to play with you!"
Ms. Ren encouraged Wen Qiao to do bad things, Wen Qiao's happy face was about to bloom, and after running in for a while, she heard Qiao Han screaming.
Wen Zhuo laughed out loud.
The two of them took their children to the zoo to play, and when Wen Zhuo locked the car, the older one and the younger one ran to the front, and the older one groped, groped, and rubbed their buttocks while walking.
Wen Zhuo walked quickly to Qiao Han's side.
"What happened to the ass?"
"Butt hurts."
Qiao Han felt his buttocks were swollen.
"I'm sure the little bastard pinched my butt purple. We'll go to the bathroom later, and I'll stick my butt up for you to see."
This……
cough.
Wen Zhuo subconsciously looked at his ass.
He grabbed Qiao Han and took out a needle from the butt pocket of his jeans.
No wonder his butt hurts, the tip of the needle is pointing towards his butt, every time he walks and pricks, can it not hurt?
"Ah, the button of my pajamas fell off last night, and the button disappeared when I fastened the button. When did it get in my jeans?"
Qiao Han was very confused.
Wen Zhuo gave him a white look, you ask me, how do I know you put a needle in your jeans pocket?
Wen Qiao didn't let the two of them stand here, and anxiously pulled them away.
Okay, let's go!
Wen Zhuo wanted to sigh, the date he was expecting for the two of them didn't work out once, so they went straight to a family outing!
Obviously they are still a couple now, aren't they?
What about Qiao Han, other people go to the zoo to pay to see animals, but Qiao Han goes to the zoo to perform for the animals for free.
It stands to reason that the zoo should give him free tickets.It's not easy for Qiao Han, he's trying so hard to make the animals want to come out and beg him.
Qiao Han said that the hospital where he was born was next to the monkey mountain zoo. Perhaps the nurses carried the baby wrongly and raised the newborn monkey cub as a child for Ms. Ren.
This is true.
Qiao Han went crazy when he arrived at Monkey Mountain, as if he saw his relatives, he rushed over with a groan, took fruits from his backpack, and distributed bananas to the monkeys all over Monkey Mountain. A dozen monkeys squatted on the railing, and he Squatting outside the railing, peeling a piece of banana to eat, the monkey eats more delicately than him.
He rubbed Wen Qiao's face vigorously, deforming the child's face, and his face turned red. Then he put his arms around Wen Qiao and introduced him to the monkeys.
"This is my son, look at this red face and your red buttocks!"
Wen Zhuo is so thankful that Wen Qiao's Chinese is not very good, otherwise it would be understandable for the child to kill his father.
"Recognize your relatives! Son, this is your uncle and second uncle. Those over there are your fourth and fifth uncles. Behind are your aunts. Those are your elder brother, those are your elder sister, and those are your younger brother!"
This kid Wen Qiao was also stupid, waving and saying hello to every monkey.
The group of monkeys stretched out their paws to shake Wen Qiao's hand, and Wen Qiao peeled oranges for them to eat.
Harmony between man and nature!
Qiao Han is about to start acting!
Jump up and down, grab the railing and shake your head, beat your chest and howl like Tarzan, and dance with a song, what am I, Tarzan the ape, grab the vine of love, listen to me!
The group of monkeys inside followed him shaking their heads and twisting their buttocks!
What is a human dancer? Have you ever seen a monkey dancer?
Visitors to the zoo today can be regarded as an eye-opener. The evolution process of tens of millions of years from a monkey to a human can be seen in its entirety today!
Wen Qiao was also bouncing around while twisting her waist and shaking her shoulders.
If Wen Zhuo hadn't stopped him, the zookeeper would have imprisoned the two of them in Monkey Mountain, thinking they were monkeys who had escaped from it.
Wen Zhuo stood at the end of the crowd, finally couldn't stand it anymore, pretended not to know the two men and walked aside.
He covered his face and sighed, hey!I regret getting married a little bit.
Seeing that those two were playing crazy, Wen Zhuo shook his head with a smile, forget it, it's pretty good.
Tired of dancing, the two took selfies with the monkeys, and the monkeys liked them very much, grimacing with their teeth bared.
Other places just passed by. If the zoo hadn't been closed, the two of them could live in Monkey Mountain and never go back.
Wen Zhuo went to drive, Qiao Han was sitting by the flower bed, Wen Qiao was probably tired after playing all day, and rubbed his eyes sleepily, Qiao Han hugged him into his arms.
With his head on Qiao Han's shoulder, lying in Qiao Han's arms, he soon dozed off.Qiao Han patted him and stretched his neck and laughed when he saw Wen Zhuo coming.
Wen Zhuo wanted to put Wen Qiao in the back seat to sleep, but just as he bent down to hug Wen Qiao, Qiao Han grabbed his skirt and acted softly.
"I'm tired too, I can't walk anymore."
"Who told you to mess around with the children. Get up, go home and eat, and stay at my place if you don't want to leave."
What a log!I don't understand the style!
Qiao Han continued to hum.
"You hug me too."
"it is good."
Wen Zhuo nodded and smiled, no problem.
"Why bother. I hold the child, and you hold me."
"It's the same reason why you feel sorry for the donkey who is too tired to carry salt, and you ride the donkey with salt on your back."
Wen Zhuo can't laugh or cry, Qiao Han is so smart.I thought he felt sorry for me, but it turned out that he hugged both of them in one breath.
"A man who stands up to the sky, what else can he expect from you if he can't even do this! Hurry up!"
"Row!"
Wen Zhuo had no choice but to pet him too.
"Hold the baby."
As she said that, Wen Zhuo went around Qiao Han, put her arms around his shoulders, and hooked his knee sockets.
Qiao Han also hugged Wen Qiao in his arms.
Wen Zhuo was so energetic, he picked him up in one breath, like a stack of arhats, his face was flushed, his arms were shaking, he walked two steps quickly to the side of the car, and stuffed the two into the car.That's also at the limit of physical fitness.
Most men don't have such good strength. Qiao Han can eat a little bit of flesh on his body, which is a bit heavy. Don't miss the fact that a 1.8 meter man weighs 130 catties, and Wen Qiao also weighs fifty or sixty catties. Wen Zhuo just carried him into the car. It's fine if you don't throw it in the trash.
But when it was delivered to the car, Wen Zhuo's waist couldn't hold it anymore, it was just a short distance away, and Qiao Han was thrown into the car as soon as his waist softened.
Wen Qiao, who was asleep, opened her eyes, but she didn't see her grandma seeing her father's grinning face, and she was about to cry when she flattened her mouth.
"Don't cry, don't cry! Daddy!"
Qiao Han hurriedly kissed Wen Qiao's face twice, pulled Wen Zhuo's skirt and pulled it hard, Wen Zhuo's lips were also printed on Wen Qiao's small face, Wen Qiao's face was deformed by the kiss, the child was shy, He stopped crying, and twisted his head into Qiao Han's arms.
"Son likes dad, you have to smile more."
Qiao Han made a request to Wen Zhuo, and Wen Zhuo turned his head to see Qiao Han who was right in front of him.
A fair face, a smiling mouth, and the light in the big eyes and his own reflection.
Wen Zhuo moved forward a little, and lightly touched the corner of Qiao Han's mouth with his lips.
"I like Mrs. Wen, too."
Qiao Han's face turned red.
Wen Zhuo smiled and kissed him on the forehead again.
Only then did he leave the rear seat and drive.
Qiao Han was concentrating on being shy, laughing inwardly, hahahahaha, my mother!The person I had a crush on for five or six years kissed me!Dreams have finally come true!
His lips are so soft!I really want to hold him in the driver's seat and flick his mouth with my tongue!
He said don't leave when it's too late tonight, stay with him!
But I'm not wearing sexy panties!
Will he laugh at my SpongeBob shorts!
These days I am so happy to eat a little too much, I have fat on my waist, not to mention my abdominal muscles, my belly is bulging!Will it fail to attract him!
Ah!
What position should I use?
Lying down?
I can move by myself too!
Wen Zhuo looked at Qiao Han through the rear mirror.
His face was red, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he didn't know what to think, and let out a strange laugh.
Wen Zhuo was curious about what was going on in his little head, and was so amused by him that he wanted to laugh all the time.
The warmth of a family of three was interrupted by a phone call.
Wen Zhuo frowned when he saw the call, very unhappy.
There was no way to get through the phone.
"grandfather."
Qiao Han couldn't help but also took a step forward, trying to hear what the old man of the Wen family had to say,
"Yesterday I went to Qiao's house to propose a marriage. Why didn't I tell you? Grandpa, although I passed the time when my parents divorced, I still left with my mother. It has been broken for so many years. I thought it had nothing to do with the Wen family. relation."
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