Husband, can you do it?

Qiao Han would eat anything, except cherries.

It's not that he doesn't want to eat it, it's that he can't eat it.Because Wenzhuo cherry allergies.

During the Spring Festival, cherries were too expensive, Wen Qiao mouthed greedily, and looked at his father pitifully, as long as his father was also greedy, he would buy it no matter how expensive it was.

Qiao Han stared at Big Cherry and swallowed, and felt that his son's eyes were too pitiful, but Qiao Han still held his son with little willpower.

"We don't buy this baby, it's too expensive, and dad has no money,"

Qiao Han took out the wallet and showed it to his son, you see, there is no money.

"Can I just buy six?"

Wen Qiao stretched out her fleshy little claws.Count with your fingers.

Dad, grandma, grandma, grandpa, plus him, one for each is enough.

"No. We'll go bankrupt after eating! We can only beg for food with bowls. Don't eat! We can't afford it!"

Pushing his son away, Wen Zhuo was shopping for other things on the other side. It was a bit strange to see his son's aggrieved look.

"What's the matter son?"

"I want to eat cherries, but my dad said it's too expensive, and I can only beg for food when I'm done eating,"

Wen Zhuo glared at Qiao Han, and asked the child why.It's a little expensive, but not unaffordable.

"Father will take you..."

"no!"

Qiao Han stopped the two men.

"You're allergic to cherries."

"I don't eat when the child eats it,"

"I'll watch the child eat it? I'm sure I want to eat one. If I eat it and kiss you, aren't you allergic?"

Wen Zhuo blushed.It doesn't matter what the occasion is.

"The front is the snack area, go and choose your favorite snacks,"

Push Qiao Han to pick your things quickly.

Qiao Han quickly went to buy his favorite shrimp chips and potato chips.

Wen Zhuo picked up a plastic bag containing about a catty of cherries, stuffed them into his son, and Wen Zhuo went to find Qiao Han.

"You pick first, I'll queue up, there are too many people!"

Qiao Han was still debating whether the original flavor of potato chips was better or the tomato flavor, so he waved his hand.

Wen Zhuo took his son to pay the bill.In fact, there are not many people at this time.

By the way, I took a few bottles of mineral water, and washed the cherries one by one after paying the bill.

"Eat quickly, son, eat quickly while your father is not back."

Wen Qiao ate it carefully. To him, it was ginseng fruit, the kind that would go bankrupt if he ate it.

I ate two, and the rest did not.

"Why don't you eat?"

"Go home and eat together,"

Grandma and dad haven't eaten it yet, and I have to leave some for grandma and grandpa,

"They don't like it. You should eat it all!"

Touching his son's little head, he was acting silly.

Wen Qiao put the leftover Wen Zhuo in the innermost part of the shopping bag, and kept Qiao Han from seeing it before going to work tomorrow.Qiao Han can eat after work.When Qiao Han ate other things after he got off work, he wouldn't be allergic to the kiss.

Wen Zhuo remembered something, and asked his son to wait obediently in the car. Wen Zhuo got out of the car and went into the supermarket again.

Walk across from Qiao Han.Qiao Han has a shopping cart of snacks.

"Why are you in again?"

"I forgot to buy something."

Then he took Qiao Han's shopping cart, went to the family planning supplies area, and generously selected lubricants.

The yellow-mouthed person was shy at this time.Just grab a bottle.But Wen Juan chose a brand that is affordable and commonly used in large bottles.

Qiao Han worriedly picked it up and took a second look, only to be sure that there was no cherry essence in it, so he was relieved.

Take these necessities upstairs, today's discount, buy a large bottle and get a small bottle, the two of them used up the large bottle in a month, and the small bottle was put in the bathroom.

Sometimes he doesn't take care of these things in the house. There are many cabinets in the bathroom. Open one for paper towels and another for toothbrushes, toothpaste and towels.Open the innermost one to put the lubricant.

Huh?

Qiao Han found a bottle of lubricant in the far corner of the cabinet.

Why is it still there, isn’t it gone?

Taking it out, I found that the bottle of lubricant was covered with dust, and the dust was serious. Looking at the expiration date, it was three or four years out of date, Qiao Han was very surprised.

"Why didn't you throw it away after it expired?"

Just mutter and throw the bottle of lube in the trash.

Suddenly, two juicy big cherries on the lubricant attracted Qiao Han's attention.

Knowing that Wenzhuo is allergic to cherries, their family doesn't even buy cakes with cherries, and they don't buy anything that contains cherries.

Where did this bottle come from?

Take it over to study the shelf life, look at the year of production,

"It's really early, isn't this... isn't this the year we got married?"

Qiao Han was even more strange. ,

The two of them got married in the winter. After the oolong incident on the wedding day, there was no cherry-based thing in the house. The cherry lubricant that the two of them applied for the first time was lost a long time ago. It was lost on the same day. .Then this bottle...

Wen Zhuo bought it?Wenzhuan is allergic to cherries, he won't buy it,

Could it be that Wen Zhuo's former lover bought it?It's even more impossible, Wen Zhuo still had psychological problems at that time, he couldn't do it, so where is his little lover?

Definitely not buying it myself.

That can't just happen out of thin air.

How did you buy this?Who bought it?

wait...

Before the two of them got married, he took Wen Qiao in his hometown, and Wen Juan took care of everything about the wedding by himself.So, did he buy the lubricant?

It's been so long that Qiao Han can't remember this detail.

Doesn't seem like you bought it yourself?Have you ever bought it?no.

Qiao Han probed in, groped around in the cabinet, and found a black plastic bag.There is no light in the cabinet, and it is still in the corner. I haven't seen it for so many years. If I didn't touch it, I really wouldn't be able to touch it.

I took out the black plastic bag, and the plastic bag was also lumped together. After shaking, a shopping receipt fell out of it.

Qiao Han picked up the receipt and looked at it.

It says.

Durex Cherry Lubricant, Two Bottles,

Member account 0097

Qiao Han is no stranger, this is the account number of the membership card that Wen Zhuo handled in the community overtime.

"Warm drink!"

Qiao Han gritted his teeth a bit.

After Wen Zhuo came out of the shower, he saw Qiao Han staring at him with his legs crossed and his face sullenly staring at him with the stern eyes of a master interrogating a prisoner.

Wen Zhuo first recalled whether he had done anything that made Qiao Han angry during this period of time, no!I have a bottom line in my heart.

Smiling, she leaned in front of Qiao Han and kissed him on the lips.

"So serious? Who messed with my wife?"

"You! Just you! It's you who fart and look at others!"

"What did I do!"

Wen Zhuo threw away the towel to dry his hair, and cooperated with Qiao Han.

Qiao Han threw the lubricant forward.

"Speak! What's going on!"

Wen Zhuo glanced at it casually, and then looked remorseful, why did he forget this, the corpse should have been wiped out a long time ago!

"You did it! You bought it!"

Wen Zhuo lowered his head when asked.I have nothing to say.

"On the night we got married, you were allergic and went to the hospital! I have been blaming myself, I feel that I don't know you well enough to make you allergic. I delayed the wedding night in the bridal chamber and caused you to walk like a duck. When I think about it I still feel sorry for you now. I always thought it was my poisonous butt that made you cheat! Now I understand that you cheated yourself! You threw the blame on me!"

Qiao Han slapped him angrily.Wen Zhuo rubbed his leg in pain.

"You're so powerful, you'd be fooled by yourself! Why are you!"

"Isn't that, isn't that, to cover up my own shortcomings?"

Wenzhuo felt very sorry.

"I, I think it's okay. But I'm afraid I can't. Shouldn't I be intimate on the wedding day? If I can't, are you dissatisfied with the marriage? I'll cover up my problem and use this trick to get away with it. At least give me Buffer time, I am overcoming a psychological problem, I thought it would be fine."

So Wenzhuo made two preparations.

If he really doesn't feel the pain and makes out with Qiao Han smoothly, he won't need this thing, and he will use the spare one that doesn't contain cherry flavor.

If he is in pain and really can't finish it, then use cherry flavor. He is allergic to cherries, and his mouth, mouth, and face will swell when he eats cherries, and he will swell when he touches cherry juice.So the lubricant with cherry essence on it must be swollen.After it becomes swollen, there is no way to do that?He just bought a period of time to adjust himself and repair his heart, maybe it will be fine next time.He forgot that he had a psychological problem for many years, and it would not get better in a few days, but later he had to admit that there was a real problem.

Why did I buy two bottles at that time? One bottle was put on the bedside table, and it was put together with the cherry-free lubricant, which was easy to apply.Put a bottle in the bathroom as a follow-up.

In fact, when we were making out on the bed, he didn't apply the cherry flavor. He thought he could do it, but then he couldn't stand the pain, so he rushed to the bathroom and squeezed out a little of the bottle to apply it on.

Isn't this an allergy?

"You bastard, you're cheating on me! I'm so mad at you!"

"The dignity of a man is a bit pitiful. Wife, I did it on purpose, and you can hit me. But don't worry about it. We've been married for so many years, and I'm already healed!"

"I can't wait to eat ten cherries and kiss you again. I'm gnawing on you, I'll make you swell up and down! Let's see if you dare to cheat!"

What a bad excuse, but it's really an excuse. On the day I didn't get married, my husband told his wife that I couldn't do it!Even if it's pretending, to maintain that poor face, you have to work hard to show that you are a seven-time man!

"Is it okay to say it openly? As for cheating yourself like this? Doesn't it hurt?"

"pain!"

Wen Zhuo opened his mouth pitifully, but he touched Qiao Han's knee and moved up,

"I'm in pain now too, wife, can you see if I'm swollen again? I bought a cherry for my son and it broke. The cherry juice got on my hand. I feel uncomfortable now."

"Did you go to the toilet and touch the dick without washing your hands?"

Qiao Han was taken aback, remembering how scary it was at Wenzhuo on the day they got married.

Apart from anything else, he tore off Wen Zhuo's pajama pants!

Before he could see clearly, Wen Zhuo grabbed the quilt and covered the two of them inside.

"Asshole, you lied again..."

The rest is whining, gagged and kissed.

Wenzhuo for a while, breathless, grabbed the newly bought bottle of lubricant, and then covered the quilt tightly. ,

"Wife, we got married late enough, this matter is later than others, and we need to do more to make up for the regret! It hurts, and it won't hurt if my wife uses it well! I will work hard to pay back what I owe my wife!"