Husband, can you do it?

Qiao Han has done a lot of things to help others. The vagabond singer sings and he dances alongside him. He dances like a great dancer, which makes people drive away.The beggar on the overpass said that he was hungry and gave him ten yuan to buy food. He ran to buy two big pancakes for the beggar, but the beggar turned away and he refuted the rumor that he was a liar.I took Wen Zhuo to the bar to chat with Brother Mei, and saw a beautiful woman who was drunk and was taken away by a man, thinking that the man was a corpse picker who wanted to spoil the girl, so he beat him up, Wen Zhuo called the police Well, it wasn't until the police came that they realized they were a couple.

Anyway, I often do wrong things with good intentions, but in the final analysis it is not a bad thing. Qiao Han said that I also contribute a little bit to a harmonious society, although most of it is to add chaos.

Wen Zhuo doesn't think so, it's good to be vigilant.I just hope that Qiao Han will not be so impulsive, and observe for a while before talking.

In business, an old senior passed away at a very high age, and Wen Zhuo was going to mourn. Wen Zhuo had brought Qiao Han to participate in his birthday celebration, and Mrs. Wen, Mrs. Wen, would accompany Wen Zhuo on such an occasion.

Changing into a black suit and black tie, Wen Zhuo chatted with Qiao Han on the road.

"This old gentleman has a good character and a good reputation, but his family is not so harmonious. The eldest son was born to his first wife, who died within a few days of his blessing, and later married his second wife The old man has always been very guilty of his eldest son. Although the eldest son's family did not go into business to engage in medicine, the old man gave the eldest son a lot of shares and inheritance. The second wife is in business, and she must be unhappy. The funeral of the old man It should have been held a week ago, didn’t this cause a commotion? Many people were invited to mediate, and the funeral was only held after reaching an agreement for the time being. It is estimated that there will still be calls later.”

"Our mother had a breast problem last year and suspected it was breast cancer. That very good female director must be their eldest son's wife."

Qiao Han remembered that Pei Caiwei was not feeling well last year, and found a lump on the side of her breast. Wen Zhuo hurriedly sent her mother to the hospital, and all kinds of tests suspected it was breast cancer.Wen Zhuo didn't believe it, took all kinds of examination materials and entrusted the relationship to find another authoritative chief expert in breast treatment. After careful study, the director said that it might be adenofibroma.

It was later confirmed that it was a fibroma of the breast.False alarm.

"Yes, that's Director Wang. Director Wang is the eldest daughter-in-law of the old man!"

"Then we're done mourning, can we come back?"

"Yes. I have a little friendship with the old man. He has published a personal biography, I helped him arrange the school team editor, and the publisher contacted by the ISBN. I wanted to give him a ride. But their house is too messy, and the condolences are over and we Just go back to the company. Don't make trouble, this occasion is very serious."

"Don't worry! I am familiar with this program! Have you forgotten what I did when I was a child?"

Qiao Han patted his chest and promised that he would definitely do well in the role of Mrs. Wen.

Wen Zhuo smiled, well, I know he was a professional mourner when he was a child.

Adjust his collar.

At this time the car also arrived at the place.

The scene was quite big, and there were many people who came, solemn and sad.

Registered at the gate, Wen Zhuo and his lover Qiao Han sent a wreath to mourn.

The staff put black arm veils on them, and they entered the mourning hall with a white chrysanthemum in their hands.

After three bows, I went to the side to condolences to the family members.

Qiao Han lowered his head and hooked Wen Zhuo's arm, with a heavy and serious expression, generous and decent.

But Qiao Han turned his eyes left and right, secretly looking at the old man's family.

The elder son's family looked dull, he didn't cry, his eyes weren't swollen, and he didn't look very sad.Director Wang's eldest daughter-in-law is also here, not only not sad, but also answering the phone from time to time.

The second son's family cried to death, the second son cried so much that he couldn't stand up, and the second daughter-in-law's eyes were so swollen that she couldn't see.The mourning hall was filled with the cries of their family.

Wen Zhuo took Qiao Han out, and just after leaving the mourning hall, they saw a few people chatting together, and they quickly waved to Wen Zhuo.

"Why don't you guys cry? Why don't they cry when they got so much inheritance? You see, the second brother's family almost fainted from crying, this old guy is too heartless, right?"

When Qiao Han heard it, there are melons!Straighten your ears and start listening.

"Didn't the two brothers quarrel before the funeral? The second brother disliked the uneven distribution of inheritance and insisted not to be buried. He insisted on an explanation. Didn't the boss make a lot of concessions? But the second brother's family still refused! I heard, the boss said Let's go to the ground first, and wait until the funeral is over to find the elders of the family. The old buddies who have a good relationship with the old man in business are sitting down to re-mediate and redistribute. This second child agreed to be buried."

"Boss has resentment in his heart? Stop crying?"

"What, the eldest brother can't cry anymore. Since the old man was hospitalized, the eldest family has been taking care of three shifts. The second child's family is busy with work and business, and they just leave at a glance. The old man died and the eldest brother knelt before the coffin every day. Besides, The eldest family is a high-level cultural person, engaged in medicine, and has seen too much about this kind of life, old age, sickness and death."

"This can't be done! The elders of the family are all present at the funeral today, and the performance of the second family is obvious to all. We outsiders can see that the eldest family is not sad, not sad, and the elders there must also think that the eldest family I have weak feelings for the old man, so if we sit down and discuss the issue of inheritance between the two parties, we will definitely favor the second family! At this time, you will cry and get the money!"

Qiao Han's eyes lit up, I know this question!

"It's not easy for us outsiders to intervene, but the boss's family will suffer a lot if this continues! It's a lot of money. The old man has managed it all his life, and those shares are worth more than nine figures."

These people couldn't help but sigh, watching the boss's family suffer.

Qiao Han let go of Wen Jue's hand and moved back.

Wenzhuo grabs it.

"Why go?"

Ask in a low voice, don't be naughty at this time.

"Director Wang has helped our family. Otherwise, our mother's illness would not be clear, and it would be ruined to treat people based on breast cancer."

"We can't help you with this."

"You can't, I can."

"Boss Wen..."

At this time, someone called Wen Zhuo to talk about something else, Qiao Han took the opportunity to shake off Wen Zhuo's hand and run away.

"Johan!"

Wen Zhuo wanted to chase and was dragged to talk about something, but Qiao Han disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Wen Zhuo was very upset, his wife couldn't say anything.Why would he join in the fun in other people's mourning halls.

Qiao Han walked around the mourning hall and saw Director Wang went outside to answer the phone.

Director Wang and Pei Caiwei are about the same age. They are great specialists in the treatment of breast problems. Although they look cold, they are actually very nice.

Qiao Han hid in the corner and heard that Director Wang was discussing the case with his colleagues on the phone. It is not easy to be a doctor, and there is still a job at this time.

After the phone call, Director Wang wanted to go in, Qiao Han piupiu twice to Director Wang.

Director Wang turned his head and saw Qiao Han gesturing to her.

"Mrs. Wen? What's the matter?"

"You showed my mother's adenofibroma last year. Director Wang, you have been kind to our family. Seeing that something happened to your family, I have to say a few words."

Qiao Han dragged Director Wang to squat in the bushes,

Director Wang was confused by his mysterious appearance.

"I'll make a long story short."

Qiao Han spoke very quickly, and recounted the content of their conversation in a blah blah blah.

"Director Wang, your family is going to cry, the more miserable you are, the better! If her eyes are swollen from crying, you will die from crying! If she kowtows and bleeds, you will faint with a slam! The two family cried miserably, crying until the sky was dark and the water was flowing backwards. Just think about how Gonggong knocked down Buzhou Mountain, and the river poured down that day, so you cry! Crying, crying and saying how much you miss. You say you can’t live Go with the old man or something! When you cry, you need to add movements, such as stamping your feet and beating your chest, such as patting the coffin while crying, such as kneeling and crying, walking around in circles step by step, one by one. If you can’t do the laps, go around a few more times! Don’t call your father-in-law or your father, but make your shouting louder, your whole family will cry together, kneel together and say go with the old man!”

Qiao Han can hold a class to train professional mourning teams.It is estimated that he can become a gold medal instructor.

"This, this I won't!"

It touched Director Wang's knowledge blind spot.She, a supervisor with doctoral students, can't learn the tricks of rural silly girls crying for funerals.

"I'm very sad, but I don't have tears. I think that I should be filial and serve him well. After his death, everything is fake for others to see. Just put your thoughts in your heart."

"Auntie, it's about money now! It doesn't mean that you high-level intellectuals need to suck wind and drink dew to live, or that the old man knows your good and gave you so much property, do you want to give it away like this? If their family is poor If you can’t get rid of it, it’s okay if you give him money, he’s intentionally encroaching on it!”

Director Wang was silent, thinking of the quarrels and fights of the second child's family a few days ago.Give money away?The second child's family will not say they are good!

"That's it. I'll find you two videos and you watch them first! You learn their body language movements first!"

Qiao Han took out his mobile phone and dug out a few videos for Director Wang to learn from.

He ran away sneakily, went around and saw a small supermarket, and bought the peppers he wanted.

Turning around, he rubbed the pepper on Director Wang's sleeve.

"Auntie, bear with it, as long as you cry hard enough today, the pain in your eyes for two days is nothing! Have you learned it? Can't I learn it? I'm going to demonstrate it to you personally? I used this trick when I was young. Meat,"

Qiao Han wanted to play in person. This year's mourning team members are a bit too difficult to lead.

"I can't give it to them even if I donate it!"

Director Wang spread out his hair, messed it up, and made it look disheveled.

"Your husband and son are crying in the same way! The Milky Way pours down, the Yellow River rises, and the reservoir opens. You just want to cry! Don't wipe your tears, don't worry about your snot crossing the river! Misery is the main thing!"

Director Wang expressed his understanding!

Wenzhuo and the others were still chatting, and Qiao Han came back happily.Wen Zhuo glared at him.

Ten minutes later, I heard a miserable wail coming from the mourning hall!

Immediately afterwards, someone shouted, "It's not good, the boss misses his father and crashed into the coffin!"

Qiao Han raised his thumb silently and went on the road!

Later, Qiao Han asked Wen Zhuo, how is the property divided?Wen Zhuo said that the elders of their family decided to carry out the old man's will!The eldest family took care of them too much during their lifetime and after they died, they missed the couple so much that they cried and fainted. Their filial piety moved the heavens and earth.

"Did you do it?"

Wen Zhuo asked him.

Qiao Han just laughed, it's really nice to help others.