Husband, can you do it?

Wen Zhuo sat in the dining room drinking tea silently. Cousin Pei Lin was a rapper. Introducing a blind date was like rapping. When he opened his mouth, he rapped. His mouth was as bombastic as a rented one.

"My high school classmate, Qiao Han, has very round eyes. He writes novels on your website and only earns more than 3000 a month."

Wen Zhuo glanced at him indifferently, Pei Lin kept his head a little bit while talking, and kept pace with himself.They were all exhausted for him.

"You are in the second year of graduate school, and he is a freshman. His eldest nephew is your little cousin, and you two are relatives."

Wen Zhuo sighed softly, Pei Lin's way of speaking gave people a headache.

"My parents are open-minded and have a harmonious family, but they think he is still a virgin. Let him go on a blind date with you just to let him relax. If you are not satisfied, I still have it. I have a lot of fresh meat, and I will introduce it to you..."

Wen Zhuo forcibly broke his rapper away.His face darkened.

"You straighten your tongue and speak."

Wen Zhuo couldn't take it anymore, and couldn't help but give him a pat when he was talking, let's start with a yo yo yo.

Pei Lin was still counting on Wen Zhuo to invest in a rap competition for him, so he quickly performed a mouthful of eating grapes without spitting out the grape skins, and corrected his tongue.It's more normal to speak again.

"The situation is like this. After he was born, he was taken back to his hometown in the Northeast by his grandmother to grow wildly. He has the character of a Northeast person, bold and generous. He runs a dead horse with a big heart, and runs the train with his mouth open. He doesn't say a serious word. Take two sips, drink a little wine and go to the top, everyone in the world is a confidant, and everyone in the world is a brother."

Before finishing three sentences, Pei Lin fell into an occupational disease again.

Wen Zhuo couldn't take it anymore, why is it so difficult to listen to him?

"You get up."

Wen Zhuo frowned and gave Pei Lin an order.Pei Lin didn't know why, so she stood up without nagging, what are you doing.

Wen Zhuo pushed him to the door of the restaurant.He conveniently placed a broken bowl in front of Pei Lin.

"Speaking is better than singing, isn't it quite good at speaking? You can still earn lunch money by speaking here."

Pei Lin looked at the broken bowl, then at his cousin who hugged his chest and sneered.I am very contemptuous of my cousin's insult to art.Clenching his fists and staring, he wanted to growl.Holding back his energy, he murmured for a long time before reminding Wen Zhuo in a low voice,

"I'm your great matchmaker."

It is said that the matchmaker throws the newcomer over the wall when entering the bridal chamber. This is forcing the matchmaker to be a homeless singer while on the way to a blind date. Begging for lunch money is easy to have children without assholes.

"Will you introduce me to a blind date because of my investment in the rap contest?"

Wen Zhuo winked at him and looked at the broken bowl.

Leng snorting, it's really not bullying my cousin, but my cousin who is obviously a talker and rapped for three days, which is unbearable.

Pei Lin succumbed to the capital, the damn rich would bully us ordinary people.

Yo yo yo!

"My cousin is a pervert, forcing his cousin to earn extra money by rapping. You have money and looks but you are too bad. You deserve to be single and no one will treat you as a dish!"

Or to say that no gentleman does not support entertainers, he put his hand over his mouth and slapped a B-BOX with his tongue, which immediately attracted passers-by. When he rapped and sang, someone threw money into his small broken bowl.

Wen Zhuoqi smiled, good job, if you want to get investment from me as a title sponsor, go ahead and dream!

Wen Zhuo, who can negotiate tens of millions of contracts, also cherishes the hard-won pennies. When he saw someone drop a coin and fell out of the bowl, he bent down and picked up the money and put it in the small broken bowl.

At this time, Pei Lin continued to rap.

"I'm a cousin, it's really not easy. Introduce someone to him and let him fall in love! The blind date is coming! Brother, someone is coming!"

Seeing Qiao Han squeezed over from the crowd, Pei Lin stopped fooling around and walked quickly to Qiao Han.

"Brother, you are finally here! Come and let me introduce you, my cousin Wenzhuo."

Wen Zhuo saw that Pei Lin had left, there were still ten or eight yuan in the broken bowl, so it couldn't just be thrown here, there was a donation box in the restaurant, and it would be stuffed into the donation box later.Then he picked up the small broken bowl.

Hearing Pei Lin's introduction, Wen Zhuo straightened up and turned around. Before he could show a polite smile to Qiao Han, Qiao Han grinned brightly at him.

"Nephew, why are you still robbing others of their begging money? Can't make it through? The business is bankrupt? Lack of money? Lack of money and tell me, my dad gave me a wife's book for the sake of our blind date , I will lend it to you, enough for you to turn over and plug the hole."

……

The scene was embarrassing.

Wen Zhuo also thought about what the first sentence to say on a blind date is nothing more than hello and who am I.

But he never expected that when he met people, they would say that he was stealing money from beggars.He also generously said that he would lend him money.Most importantly, where did the eldest nephew come from?I see you as a blind date you want to be my uncle?

It was also the first time for Pei Lin to introduce someone to others, and he had never encountered such a thing before, so he stood here for a while, biting his hands and looking anxiously at his cousin.

Wen Zhuo remained calm, pretending nothing happened, and smiled politely at Qiao Han.

"Hi, I'm Wenzhuo."

Qiao Han grabbed Wen Zhuo's hand without seeing it, and shook it vigorously.That bright smile was a bit dazzling.

"Hi, hello, I'm your cousin Qiao Han!"

This is not a blind date, this is a confession.

"You don't remember me, I remember you, you are in the second year of graduate school and I am a freshman, I am your primary school brother!"

What...is it over?

Wen Zhuo suppressed the anger in his heart, really wanted to drag these two people to the subway station to become street singers!

"Nephew, we haven't seen each other for a long time, let's go in and have some food! The barbecue here is delicious."

Qiao Han didn't see him, he pulled Wen Zhuo enthusiastically and walked towards the restaurant. His enthusiasm was not like a blind date he met for the first time, but a bit like a brother who had been lost for many years.

Qiao Han is a little more sensible at this time. If the matchmaker wants to leave the stage, there is no need to worry about their embarrassment. With Qiao Han's enthusiasm, he probably won't be able to get married after eating this meal, but he can ask for help.

Qiao Han ran with peace of mind, he didn't care if he succeeded or not, anyway, he introduced a blind date, and the aunt promised to speak kindly in front of Wen Zhuo, and the title sponsor of the rap competition was Wen Zhuo.

"I don't like to eat those steaks and foie gras. I still like to eat big goose stewed in iron pot, barbecue, sauerkraut and white meat! This barbecue is very delicious!"

Wen Zhuo couldn't accept it for a while, he was surrounded by men who used the dining table as a place to discuss business, or women who sucked wind, drank dew and went on a diet to lose weight, who could order three catties of roasted pork belly and two catties of roasted beef ribs in one sitting. Qiao Han didn't know what to say.

While Wen Zhuo was silent, he was looking at Qiao Han.

Pei Lin said that Qiao Han's eyes are very round, which is a bit incomplete. Qiao Han's eyes are not only round, but his face is also round. Wearing a gray lambswool sweater, he feels that his upper body is also round, and his face is as big as a palm. He is 1.8 meters tall, although he is said to be 26, but he looks like [-] at first glance because he is small and dressed up.The handsome one doesn't shine, but he is quite attractive, with a bright smile, and he is quite a good-looking kid.

He is six years younger than a child.

After seeing Qiao Han wrapped four pieces of grilled pork belly in perilla leaves and stuffing them into his mouth with a few slices of spicy cabbage and a clove of garlic, Wen Zhuo thought for a while, this is not a child, this is a little pig bastard.

"Look at what I'm doing, eat!"

Qiao Han ate three big mouthfuls of meat wrapped in vegetables in one go, and then turned his attention to Wen Zhuo.

"Excuse me? We are old acquaintances, you are welcome! Come on!"

Qiao Han picked up a piece of perilla leaf and wrapped five pieces of grilled sizzling pork belly with three slices of garlic, turning it into a ball of rice bigger than a steamed bun and handing it to Wen Zhuo's mouth.

Just... just, I can't say, anyway, Wenzhuo's mood is a bit complicated.

Is the first blind date so passionate?Wrap the meat and bring it to your mouth?

Who else keeps stuffing garlic in their mouths on a blind date?

Staring at the vegetable-wrapped meat near his mouth, he was constantly fighting in his heart.Reject it, people are too enthusiastic, don't refuse it, eating raw garlic is against social etiquette...

Forget it, what a blind date, let's meet for dinner as old friends.

"Eat, open your mouth, I tell you it's delicious! Open your mouth wider! No one counts your teeth, you are more shy than a big girl!"

The meat wrapped in vegetables touched Wen Zhuo's lips, no, his fingertips touched Wen Zhuo's lips, Wen Zhuo was thinking that it was impossible to maintain the overlord's elegance.Facing his passionate eyes, Wen Zhuo was forced to open his mouth.

Qiao Han took the opportunity to stuff it into his mouth, probably feeling that Wen Zhuo's mouth was too small, afraid that he wouldn't be able to swallow it in one gulp, so Qiao Han stuffed it into his mouth hard.I almost stabbed it with chopsticks.

If Wen Zhuo could talk, he would probably say something big brother, this is the esophagus, not the sewer!

The mouth is round and round, chewing hard.

Qiao Han frowned slightly and stared at Wen Zhuo as if he was a little nervous. Wen Zhuo swallowed the food, it tasted good, and his eyebrows relaxed.Qiao Han laughed when he got the affirmation.

"Is it delicious? You have to eat the meat!"

The smile was particularly bright, and Wen Zhuo couldn't help being emotionally involved by him, so he smiled and nodded.

"You don't remember that I'm normal. I was ugly when I went to school, but I remember you. You have always been the man of our university. You are handsome and study well. The teacher is a good student and we worship idols. 80.00% of a department likes you, you I went crazy when I said I wasn’t interested in girls, that’s great, I can like you openly, and I was so obsessed with Mini at that time. Every day I go to block you on the road you must pass.”

Qiao Han spoke frankly about his admiration for Wen Zhuo.But eating meat is not ambiguous at all.

Wen Zhuo was taken aback, what else is there?

"I finally worked up the courage to block you once. You stared at me, and then I said, what are you looking at me for. You left."

Qiao Han still complained.

Wen Zhuo tried his best to recall what happened during his school days, but he really didn't remember Qiao Han.