My days as a landlord in Gotham

(one)

"How could I agree to come to such a strange place on such a beautiful night?

Mr. Landlord, hurry up and arrange some hotel girls to accompany me.

Seeing my handsome face, they will be willing to pay me for a drink. "

The man in front of him said rather frivolously.

But Li Lei had to admit that he did have the capital to be proud.

The height is close to 190 centimeters, and because the body has been exercised, it looks strong and stylish.

Not only that, but his face is also that handsome and very attractive appearance.

It's a pity that this is the United States, and the Asian appearance of the man in front of him will make most bar girls lose interest in him.

And his style is really too retro, the upper body is a dark blue denim jacket with a bright red vest; the lower body is washed and distressed light blue jeans with white leather shoes.

Seeing the man's bulging waist, Li Lei knew that the man's identity might not be that simple.

"Mr. Landlord, haven't you heard that I want to accompany the wine girl?

As long as the legs are long and the chest is big, I don't care about other conditions.

By the way, Mr. Landlord, where are you here?

How far is it from Shinjuku, Japan?

If it is not far away, with my reputation in Shinjuku, I can still call many girls to come to serve me. "

Hearing this man's frivolous introduction, Li Lei guessed the man's identity.

And when he saw the man's name in the system information, Li Lei was sure that he was the male protagonist in Hojo Tsukasa's classic comic "City Hunter", Ryo Saeba.

For the boys of Li Lei's era, "City Hunter" was not only the first personal hero-themed work they came into contact with, but also the first restricted-rated work they came into contact with.

The gun battles and fighting scenes that appear at every turn in "City Hunter" ignited the adrenaline in the teenagers' bodies; but the sexy women that appeared made the teenagers toss and turn in the middle of the night and wake up early the next morning. You have to change your sticky panties|pants for new ones.

However, because this manga has never been introduced in genuine editions, each pirated version has different translations of the male protagonist's name, such as Sae Yu Ryo, Ya Yu Ryo, Han Yuliang...even the very Chinese name—"Meng Meng" Wave"

Compared with other heroes that the boys of Li Lei's time knew, Sae Yu Liao is a completely different hero, and should even use "rogue"

To define it.

He is not a positive figure such as the police, but he is still supporting justice.

It seems that he is very greedy for money, but many things he does are for justice and fairness.

Of course, he is lustful, but the tent that he puts up whenever he sees a beautiful woman proves how vigorous the hero is.

And that tent was also experienced by the boys, so everyone felt how similar they were to Ryo Saeba.

So he couldn't help projecting himself onto Ryo Saeba, if only he was as handsome and brave as him.

But for the hot-blooded teenagers, Sae Yu Ryo is the "brother"

loyalty and commitment to

His faithfulness made the boys regard this man as their first idol in adolescence.

When he knew that the tenant he was going to receive was Sae Yu Liao, Li Lei was also a little excited.

But seeing his frivolous appearance now, Li Lei found it very interesting.

Li Lei was very aware of the man in front of him. He had many advantages but also many disadvantages. Frivolity and lust seemed to be the biggest disadvantage.

"Mr. Saeba, welcome to my homestay."

Li Lei welcomed Sae Yu Liao into the living room with a smile, "I have to tell you some sad news, this is Gotham City, New Jersey, USA.

According to local laws, sex|trafficking is illegal.

Moreover, it is very far away from Shinjuku District in Tokyo, Japan, and it is also very far away from Shinjuku District where you are, so it should be difficult for your girls to come here to accompany you.

But if Mr. Saewa wants a drink, I have wine here. "

"Have wine?

Then have a drink first. "

Saeba Ryo surveyed the entire room.

The originally seemingly frivolous expression turned serious. Although his eyes were still narrowed, Li Lei could see his seriousness.

As a former mercenary and current vigilante, Ryo Saeba has too many enemies.

Therefore, it is his nature and instinct to be cautious.

"One more thing, Mr. Landlord is wrong, those girls and I are not sex|trading.

We just met each other on a lonely night. Under the background of fine wine and atmosphere, they were impressed by my handsomeness and talent, and then willingly had a spiritual and physical experience with me. "

"Well, the hostess you want may not be here.

But if you really think you're effeminate, maybe we can try our luck in a bar. "

Li Lei doesn't really like nightclub life, but he doesn't dislike it either.

After all, for party animals like Americans, bars are also a social place.

In the eyes of Americans, there may not be much difference between a person who never goes to a bar and a terrorist.

Therefore, even Li Lei, a Chinese-American man with an otaku attribute, has heard a little about the famous nightclubs or special nightclubs in Gotham City.

After hearing Li Lei's introduction of the characteristics of several nightclubs, Sae Yu Liao immediately asked to experience one or two.

So Li Lei was going to drive Kit to take Sae Yu Ryo to a nearby hotel with a majority of the middle class, and this hotel was of a "melting pot nature"

There are bars of all colors and ethnicities.

Therefore, the two Asians, Li Lei and Sae Yu Liao, will not appear particularly abrupt, especially not causing trouble in some white supremacist bars.

"It's a Ferrari?

I prefer BMW. "

Seeing Li Lei's Kit, Sae Yu Liao commented.

But Sae Yu Liao didn't know that Li Lei's Kit could imitate many models, and the choice of Ferrari tonight was naturally Li Lei's hope that he could be the first to win.

The vast majority of people who hang out in bars are materialists. The effect of driving a Ferrari is definitely different from that of a Chery QQ.

However, Sae Yu Liao likes BMW cars very much, and he is also a somewhat paranoid person. Once he is convinced of a certain brand, he will never look at other brands.

For example, Saeba Ryo's pistols are always Colt's Python series, but the models are different.

"Don't you think that a red Ferrari that burns like a flame can ignite the hearts of girls more on this night of luxury and money?"

Li Lei got into the driver's seat, and then patted the co-pilot's seat.

"If any girl wants to go home with me, then you have to find a way to solve your traffic problem tonight."

Before leaving, Li Lei deliberately provoked Sae Yu Liao.

"Don't worry, Mr. Landlord.

If you can find girls to accompany you home, I can probably find five girls to spend the night with me. "

Sae Yu Liao said contemptuously, "By the way, do you have a condom?

I heard that AIDS is very serious in the United States. "

"There are automatic vending machines at the entrance of hotels and inns, and you can insert coins yourself if necessary."

Li Lei started the car, "By the way, the condoms sold by the condom vending machine are all one-size-fits-all for Americans. Are you sure you don't need to go down the size?"

"Mr. Landlord, when I go to the toilet, I'll let you know why I'm called 'Shinjuku Stallion'."

Sae Yu Ryo straightened his hair, "I'm still worried that those one-size-fits-all condoms will suffocate my 'monster python'!"

Li Lei and Sae Yu Liao came to the Randall District after arguing, and then went to a restaurant called "Midnight Piano"

The door of the bar stopped.

This is a piano bar, so it's not as noisy as a normal nightclub, and the people who come here are either really just here to listen to a jazz or blues, or they are sleepless looking for excitement, and usually, the people behind take the lead. the vast majority.

When a bright red LaFerrari parked at the door of the sound of the piano in the middle of the night, the unique roar of the supercar motor just now made many people look sideways.

When Li Lei and Sae Yu Liao got out of the car, the eyes of the women lit up.

The height of Li Lei and Sae Yu Liao is definitely above the average height in the United States, and even the height of ordinary white people can't keep up with them.

Moreover, Li Lei and Sae Yuliao are both trainers, so the muscle lines of their whole bodies are particularly obvious.

It is easier for white people to build muscle than yellow people, but it is more difficult to train lines than yellow people.

In fact, except for racial elements, most of the opposite sex still have a cold for Li Lei and Sae Yu Liao.

Many women who were a little confused by the alcohol simply surrounded them directly, and Ryo Saeba seemed to enjoy the atmosphere of being surrounded by women.

After a while, Sae Yu Ryo was surrounded by a group of women and got into a booth.

Li Lei shook his head, sat near the bar and ordered a glass of whiskey with ice.

Just when Li Lei was about to pick up the wine glass, a scent surrounded Li Lei, and a pair of jade hands took Li Lei's wine glass away.

Before Li Lei came back to his senses, the woman drank it down in one gulp.

The woman sat down next to Li Lei, who turned out to be a Russian girl.

You must know that the United States recognizes that the place where beautiful women are found is either the Slavic region or the Caribbean region, so this girl should be the last person this bar pays attention to, right?

Sure enough, when the Russian girl sat next to Li Lei, several malicious glances came over her.

If eyes could kill, Li Lei should have been stabbed by them at this time, right?

The bar is indeed the place closest to the primitive state of human beings. Just because of hormones, Li Lei has become the public enemy of all the men in the bar.

But the girl didn't know it, and showed an extremely charming smile to Li Lei, "Handsome guy, don't you plan to buy me another drink?"

While speaking, the woman's fingers gently scratched the back of Li Lei's hand.

"Beauty, what do you have to say to that yellow-skinned monkey?

Only a hunk like me can satisfy you! "

Just like the vulgar plots of all urban novels, at this time there must be a strong man without a brain appearing to compete with the hero for a woman.

According to the setting of ordinary novels, Li Lei should rush out and beat up this man severely at this time, and then have a passionate night with the woman he met by chance.

It's a pity that this book is not an ordinary novel, so Li Lei just pushed the girl aside, and said to the big boy with muscles all over his body but also full of pimples, "Actually, I like macho guys very much, I'll buy you a drink." !"

Seeing Li Lei's performance not following the script, the big boy was dumbfounded.

He originally planned to show off and then seduce the girl, but instead of the girl, he seduced a gay guy.

The big boy's face immediately collapsed, and he said coldly: "Yellow Monkey, I'm not interested in your ass|eyes at all!

If you don't fuck off, I'll shove you up your ass|hole with a baseball bat! "

Seeing that the pimples on the big boy's face were so angry that white pulp had burst out, Li Lei smiled and stood up. He opened his mouth and said something.

But because the whole system is under the strong supervision of Guan San, many words are blocked.

Even as the author, I can only see the main character "beep beep beep"

He talked non-stop, but he couldn't express what he said.

Because once expressed, the article will somehow become a Buddhist scripture.

The author has something to say: there is one more.