My days as a landlord in Gotham

(pickup)

"I didn't expect it to be time for me to check out and go home."

Doudou looked at Li Lei, Hamada Hiroshi and Jason and said with a smile on purpose.

Because at this moment, the expressions of the three boys are very stiff.

"Okay, okay, look at you, I'll give each of you a warm hug before I leave."

It has to be said that Doudou's IQ and EQ are very high.

Although she only had contact with each other for five short days, she knew very well that these three big boys were still a group of lively boys after all.

Maybe there is a saying that is right, women have a girlish heart no matter how old they are, and men are still boys no matter how old they are.

After hugging everyone, Doudou saw that everyone was still in a low mood, so she continued to comfort her, "Since I can book your homestay once, I can definitely book a second time.

But I hope that when I come next time, your demeanor can be greatly improved.

I don't think there's anything wrong with 'otaku', but tidiness is respect for yourself and the other person, so next time I come, please don't wear T-shirts and jeans.

At the very least, there must be a set of casual suits and home clothes.

Especially Jason, if you are still so quiet, maybe you will never find a girl to love you in your life. "

Doudou made a few jokes in a row, and the atmosphere in the room got a little better.

In fact, for Li Lei and others, Doudou is the girl they have been in contact with the longest so far.

Their feelings for Doudou are very complicated. First of all, Doudou's charm is indeed very great, and the three boys have more or less admiration for Doudou; secondly, Doudou's knowledge is very rich, and at the same time, his vision is very broad. The boy regarded Doudou as his best friend again; in the end, everyone went to the Cartier Jewelry Fair together and stole a priceless ring, which made everyone's relationship closer.

Suddenly, such a friend who has such a complicated and intimate relationship with everyone is leaving, which is very reluctant for everyone.

But since it was a system setting, Li Lei could only send Doudou away at midnight.

"It's a pity that Doudou is not in the same dimension as us, otherwise it would be good to leave her contact information."

Hamada Hiroshi has now basically figured out the working principle of the dimensional homestay system, so he also knows that once the tenants leave, they will basically never be able to see each other.

"What is the mechanism by which the system selects tenants for you?

Since they can choose once, they should also be able to choose a second time.

I think you should suggest to the system that tenants can rate your landlord, and your landlord can also give tenants some rewards.

For example, coupons allow tenants to come to your homestay for free for a week.

I think this can increase the popularity and occupancy rate of your homestay. "

"what are you guys saying?"

Jason was still a little boy after all, although he did feel sad for a while before Doudou left.

But now he still doesn't understand what is "life and death"

Therefore, his mood has quickly adjusted, and he is eating the matcha fruit cake that Li Lei specially baked to send Doudou off.

"I don't really understand what you're talking about."

"If you are willing to sign a contract with me, you will understand our words."

Li Lei decided to recruit Jason.

Jason looked at Li Lei's expression and said, "Your expression makes me think that your contract is not a contract of prostitution, right?

Are you looking for me?

Or are you looking at the organs on my body?

Ray, I have to remind you that mine is only 12 years old, if you want to have anything with me, it's a very perverted and serious criminal pedophile!

In particular, you still want the welfare organization to apply for me to be adopted. Don't tell me you have the perverted liking for me that a father has for a son?

Lei, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend, so you like little boy's ass!

I'll tell Uncle Benjamin that under no circumstances should you covet your future son's ass! "

"To shut up!"

Li Lei felt his blood pressure rise rapidly.

No wonder my mother has stated countless times that she has high blood pressure since raising him.

Sure enough, raising a bear child is indeed reducing the life of the parents.

"I'm not interested in your ass or any organ!

If you are willing to sign the follower contract, sign it, and if you don't want to, I won't force it.

I have never had any undue feelings for a child. In my opinion, you are just a brat who doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth! "

"Lei, don't you know how much your words just hurt a child's immature glass heart?"

Jason suddenly said sadly, "A cute and handsome boy like me, you don't love me?

Don't you actually have a little affection for me? "

"Ha ha."

Li Lei didn't know what to comment on Jason's shamelessness.

"I think your training plan should be increased."

"Yes, I think so too."

Hamada Hiroshi immediately voted in favor, "I have long felt that this kid is too idle, so he has so much time to think about things.

If I train him thoroughly, I guarantee he won't even have the energy to complain! "

"Ray, Hong, I'm just a 12-year-old kid!

Shouldn't the little boy at this time be the baby that his parents dote on?

As the guardians who are about to adopt me, can't you love a cute boy like other parents? "

"Are you an ordinary cute boy?"

Li Lei sarcastically said, "No, even if you remove the attributive 'cute', you don't meet the definition of 'ordinary boy'.

Also, don't even think about running away, you don't think you can leave the house. "

"I do not believe!"

Jason sprang into action immediately.

It has to be said that even though he only received a short week of special training, Jason's agility already surpassed that of many adults.

But both Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi were watching the show with their hands folded, because in this apartment, Li Lei's landlord privileges were given top priority.

Therefore, without Li Lei's permission, Jason could not leave at all.

After a series of attempts, Jason asked in fear, "What the hell did you do?

Are you mutants? "

"We are not mutants, and mutants don't have this ability."

Hamada shrugged, "I suggest you sign that entourage contract so you can understand.

Otherwise, even if Ray tried to explain it to you, you wouldn't be able to understand him. "

"You promise that I won't become his sex|slave after signing that contract?"

Jason asked seriously.

"Do you see what became of him after I signed it?"

Hamada Hiroshi asked, "And starting tomorrow, you will be banned from surfing the Internet and using your mobile phone.

I must strictly control your sources of information, you don’t know what you have in your head right now. "

"Okay then, take out that entourage contract."

Jason is not stupid, he knows that if he wants to fully integrate into the world of Li Lei and Hiro Hamada, the entourage contract must be something that cannot be bypassed.

He understood how important Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi were to him now, so although he spent so long talking about it, he did not reject signing the contract.

Li Lei handed Jason the entourage contract formulated by the system, "Just sign your name at the end.

I must remind you that this contract is far more binding than any contract made by any court today.

And even if you do not sign in your own name, this contract will still take effect.

If you want to regret it now, there is still time. "

"What is there to regret?

If you hadn't picked me up, it would be a miracle that I could live to be 14 years old. "

Jason said nonchalantly, "If I don't want to starve to death, then I can only be a thief, or sell my body like other boys.

If I become a thief, maybe I will be beaten to death one day; if I sell myself, what should I do if I meet a perverted customer?

And if you get sick and don't have the money to treat it, can't you just wait for death?

At least, I still have hope here, don't I? "

After speaking, Jason signed his name at the end of the contract.

"I believe you are not the kind of people who want to harm me."

As Jason's contract took effect, Li Lei's landlord system automatically assigned some permissions to Jason, and because of the opening of this part of permissions, Jason immediately understood the meaning of what Li Lei and Hiroshi Hamada had just discussed.

"Wow, this system is so cool!

Doesn't that mean we are invincible as long as we are in this room?

And the teleportation function is also great, but unfortunately I can only teleport with non-living objects, and there is a distance limit.

It turns out that you can get special rewards for running a famous hotel?

Lei, you see that I have helped you a lot, so should I be rewarded a little bit? "

"No problem at all."

Li Lei had long wanted to give Jason a marrow washing pill to get rid of the hidden dangers in his body.

It's just that Jason didn't sign the entourage contract before, so some goods couldn't be provided to Jason.

Li Lei bought the marrow washing pill from the system mall, and then threw the pill to Jason.

"You take a pill first.

Remember to go to the bathroom after eating, I guess you're going to be in it tonight.

Ah, by the way, the exhaust function of the bathroom must be turned on to the strongest! "

"Is it that exaggerated?"

Jason swallowed the pill nonchalantly.

Just when Jason was about to say something more, he suddenly felt a cramping pain in his stomach.

He rushed to the toilet immediately, and just as he sat on the toilet and closed the door, he felt the heat in his stomach gushing out uncontrollably.

At the same time, Jason saw a black or dark brown liquid continuously bubbling from his skin.

He was so frightened that he immediately took off all his clothes, and sure enough, the liquid was coming out of every pore.

"Ray, what the hell are you feeding me?

Why am I like this?

Oh my God!

It stinks! "

"It's the impurities and toxins in your body, and it will be fine when they are all emptied."

Li Lei also smelled the smell coming from the bathroom, so he immediately used the landlord's privilege to create a quick airflow to expel the smell.

"Aren't you a child?

Why are there so many impurities in your body?

The more smelly and darker it is, the more and stronger the toxins are!

Generally speaking, children are not as exaggerated as you. "

"Don't even think about the fact that I grew up there. It would be nice if I survived. Do you still care about the poison?"

Jason protested.

"Okay, you're going to have to take a good shower after you're done.

Don't ask for clothes, just throw them away. "

Li Lei said.

"I'm going back to my room first, I guess you won't be well until at least tomorrow.

Remember to drink plenty of water to speed up detoxification. "

"Ray, I hate you!"

Hearing that he was going to sit in the toilet all night, Jason's original bitter face turned even darker.

Regarding the "suffering" that Jason suffered at this time

Li Lei naturally went back to his room in a good mood.

But when he came back to his room and saw the teddy bear rummaging through boxes and boxes in his room, Li Lei's mood suddenly became gloomy.