My days as a landlord in Gotham

(Jiu)

Whether it is the stick used by Li Lei or the crutch used by Hiroshi Hamada, both belong to "short" in the classification of Chinese weapons

That is to say, "one inch short and one inch risky"

Kind of.

This "short"

The weapon is not suitable for large-scale combat, but it is very useful in one-on-one and hand-to-hand combat.

Especially the walking stick used by Hamada Hiroshi, which is a weapon invented by Chinese people after thousands of years of experience, and has influenced the martial arts culture of Japan, South Korea, Vietnam and other great Chinese cultural circles.

Walking sticks may not be as famous as long sticks and nunchakus, but walking sticks can be regarded as a very commonly used weapon in southern China.

This kind of weapon is a two-handed weapon. Not only can one hand attack and the other defend, you can even replace one of them with another weapon.

And Hamada Hiroshi's kung fu is mainly derived from the Japanese Kobu that originated from Okinawa Kobu, and the root of Okinawa Kobu is in China Kobu, so Li Lei is no stranger to Hamada Hiroshi's weapons.

It's just that Li Lei didn't expect Hiro Hamada to use it so well, and although this kind of weapon made of hardwood is light, it hurts very much when hit on the body.

Of course, Li Lei's throwing stick is a modern weapon, made of high-molecular polymers, light and convenient, but its strength and hardness are first-class.

With the strength of Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi, they are top-notch even if they participate in underground black boxing, not to mention these wastes whose bodies have been hollowed out by drugs.

These individuals are just relying on the daggers in their hands to provoke internal complaints, and their so-called daggers are nothing more than fruit knives and other tableware in the eyes of Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi.

"Okay, don't waste any more time."

While Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi were still teasing those addicts, the master said in a muffled voice in the backpack.

With the master's order, Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi strengthened their hands a lot.

Originally, these addicts were much weaker than ordinary people in resisting blows, and Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi became serious.

Not long after, Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi knocked the group of people to the ground.

Hiroshi Hamada found military plastic binding rope from his backpack, then tied up the group of people and threw them on the corner of the street.

Hamada took a few photos of them with a cheap smartphone loaded with disposable calling cards and posted them on social media.

Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi registered accounts with GothamLandlord on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and Instagram, and then shared these photos on these platforms.

After dealing with it, Li Lei and others left.

I have to say that although Yanhongjiao is a little safer than before, there are still many unsightly gangsters around the alleys and street corners.

Asians are slightly disadvantaged than whites in terms of body size and age. Even though Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi are both 25-year-old adult men, it seems to this group of whites that they are still in high school and hugging the rouge corner. curious student boy.

Students, it's better to be bullied.

Not only are they well-off, but they dare not even tell the teacher if they are frightened.

Some people even planned to sell Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi to the Duck Restaurant. This kind of tender schoolchildren are in high demand.

And the first-night price of boys is several times that of girls, so although there are not many duck restaurants in Yanhongjiao, all of them are rich and powerful.

It's a pity that these people made a wrong calculation. The "good people and bullying" they provoked tonight

The students here are actually evil spirits.

Those who wanted to rob, not only didn't get a penny, but they even took away the little cash they had on them; as for those wretched men who planned to sell Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi to the Duck Restaurant, Li Lei He directly fed them the medicine found on their bodies, and then these men started a gut-wrenching battle completely recklessly.

If he wasn't worried about the eye of the needle, Li Lei would also plan to directly record a live-action love action movie and sell it to adult|adult|video|video|tape dealers in California.

Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi taught a lot of gangsters along the way, and took pictures of these gangsters and posted them on social media.

Originally, this GothamLandlord account was still unknown, but soon someone found out that this account was actually "fighting for justice" in Gotham City

It immediately attracted the attention of many people.

With everyone's mutual recommendation, several big V accounts and self-media accounts were also discovered.

With the help of these people, GothamLandlord has entered the "hot spot" on all major social media platforms

Ranks.

Although the matter was quickly noticed by the Gotham police, and the Gotham police hoped to apply for a court injunction to request the major media to ban this account, the legal departments of these platforms have used "freedom of speech"

File a counterclaim.

During the hours when Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi hung out at the Rouge Corner, the Gotham police and social media lawsuits had been going on for several rounds.

In the end, the judge found that the photos "neither endangered national security nor offended others."

So in the end it was ruled in favor of social media.

So the Gotham police could only resentfully arrest the person behind the GothamLandlord account, but at this time Li Lei and others had already embedded in the underground waterway of Gotham City and disappeared from the Gotham police's nose.

"I looked at your kung fu, you two have a good foundation, but the practice is too complicated.

But I also know that this is the characteristic of your era.

Miscellaneous has the advantage of miscellaneous, because one or two tricks can always be used. "

The master summed up this "chivalry" very seriously

Action, "But you are only practicing martial arts, not martial arts, because the most important thing in martial arts is 'fineness'.

For example, I have practiced Taijigong so far, and I can only say that I am more proficient, but I still have a long way to go before reaching great success.

Looking back now, I really regret wasting too much time on fingerless when I was young. "

Li Lei was a little surprised when he heard this, because the master's Wushuzhi and Tai Chi skills can be said to have reached the pinnacle, but in the eyes of the master, he was just a passerby who had just started on the road.

And the master regretted that he had wasted too much time practicing Wushouzhi, which is the signature kung fu that the master is most proud of and well-known in the martial arts world.

Sure enough, there is still a big difference in martial arts between myself and the master, but seeing how reluctant the master is to me, it seems that there will be a good gift.

Because I went to fight for justice today, everyone was busy until four o'clock in the morning before taking a bath and rest.

Lying on his bed, Li Lei recalled that the Dimensional B&B system had already arranged for him three tenants, Ada Wang, Dr. Watson, and the master, and all of these three tenants were people with super fighting power.

Even Dr. Watson, who was slightly inferior among the three, had been on the battlefield and won a boxing championship when he was young.

At the same time, the gifts left by the three of them all prompted him to evolve towards the route of a superhero, which made Li Lei curious about the "Dimensional Homestay System"

It's really just a "farming flow"

system?

Is it really because someone smuggled into this dimension that they were "forced to do nothing"

Loaded the "combat module"

Although it is impossible to touch the higher-dimensional universe with the current technology of human beings, this may as well be the "timeline" that Li Lei told Ted.

Understanding.

Although the Hyperspace System Management Committee can already mark the time and adjust the timeline according to the coordinates, each adjustment of the timeline will inevitably lead to a causal problem.

The emergence of a causal problem will inevitably involve changes in countless causal problems, which means that since Li Lei was transported to this dimension, Li Lei has confused the timeline of the entire super universe.

Li Lei guessed that the committee might have a way to fix the timeline, but they absolutely couldn't reverse the timeline, otherwise Riddle would have been played to death by them long ago.

Moreover, Li Lei firmly believed that the committee must follow certain rules in adjusting the timeline, but this rule was not known to Li Lei.

Thinking of this, Li Lei looked at the teddy bear doll by the bed, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Waking up the next day, this was the last day of the master in Gotham, the master specially let Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi enter the dojo, intending to give them a special training before he left.

But when Li Lei and Hamada Hiroshi were sweating in the dojo, Brad suddenly came to visit.

For Brad, the master frowned, but didn't say much.

Brad actually came here for something, he said: "The Supreme Council contacted the Holy See, and the Holy See notified me in turn, saying that the Foster family is willing to pay some price to redeem Isabel.

I don't know what you mean here? "

If Brad hadn't come to remind Li Lei, Li Lei would have almost forgotten Isabel who was imprisoned in the secret room.

However, creatures like the blood race will not die even if they have no food for a few years, it will only weaken some of their strength.

For a duke-level vampire, not eating for a week will not affect her mental state at all.

Seeing Li Lei and others coming in, she said coldly: "What?

Suddenly remembered me? "

After seeing Brad, she said again, "It seems that someone has contacted you?"

"There is still a connection between you vampire hunters and the blood race?"

Li Lei looked at Brad sarcastically.

"What's so strange?

Don't your human police and prosecutors often make deals with criminals? "

Isabel replied before Brad did, "As long as the criminal can give you a bigger case, what does the blood on his hands matter?"

For Isabelle on "plea bargaining" in the human justice system

Li Lei could only keep silent because of the sarcasm.

The law can only guarantee that the procedure is "just"

as to whether the final result is "just"

This is a very profound judicial proposition.

The reason why Li Lei finally gave up being a lawyer and became an accountant is because of these embarrassing aspects of the judiciary.

Perhaps only when a person dies and his soul faces the goddess of justice, can there be ultimate justice?

"What I want to know is what Foster can offer to redeem his dearest daughter?"

Li Lei is not a rigid person, he only pursues the maximization of his own interests.

"I'm just in charge of bringing a message. If you are interested, I will give you a contact account of a vampire hunter."

Brad said, "On this contact platform, you can not only contact us vampire hunters, but also exorcists, holy priests, paladins, cardinals, and even vampires, werewolves, wizards, and druids." , or the devil."

"You guys really opened the door to a new world for me."

Li Lei couldn't help complaining.

However, he is still very happy that Brad can give himself a platform for contact.

With Brad's assistance, Li Leiguo registered a "Lion"

account name for .

As a result, Brad, who has always been stern-faced, complained, "Is it because you have been called a little lion more often, that's why you came up with such a name?"

Li Lei's name registered in the social welfare system is Leonardo Lee, and his nickname is naturally Leo Lee.

Leo means young lion in English, so Li Lei's use of the name "Lion" really makes people imagine.

Brad, who helped set up the contact information, bid farewell, while Li Lei left the contact platform to Hong Hou to manage.