My days as a landlord in Gotham

When Li Lei opened his eyes and saw a teddy bear doll talking to him, he once thought that he was the aftereffect of watching the "Teddy Bear" series of movies last night when he was bored.

But when he was about to close his eyes and continue to sleep, the teddy bear woke him up with a paw.

Immediately afterwards, Li Lei saw the teddy bear showing a mean expression, and said in Chubby's tone in "Magic Girl Madoka Magica", "Brave boy, get up and create miracles!

Now as long as you sign a contract with me, you will become a magical boy, ah!

You will become the landlord of the Dimensional B&B system. "

"landlord?

Hehe, don't you know that even if I don't eat or drink, it will take me ten years to buy a bathroom in Shanghai?

And what the hell is the dimensional homestay system?

I will not sign a contract with you coquettish sluts like those ignorant heroines in Jinjiang Literature City! "

Li Lei's face was full of disdain.

"Also, I'm going to go online to see how much a talking teddy bear can sell for!"

"Please don't worry about the house. If you sign a contract with this system, the system will immediately present a set of American Independence Park with full property rights. Don't worry about being taken back after 70 years.

In addition, ask the host to open the window and have a look. At this time, the host is already in Gotham City in the United States, not the magic city in China. "

The teddy bear patted Li Lei, who was about to go online, back to the ground, and then continued, "Final reminder, if you don't sign a contract with this system within 60 seconds, this system can only find someone else to sign.

But, young man, you are a black household in the United States. Don't forget the great powers of the U.S. Immigration Service, okay?

And most importantly, since the system has no ability to send you back to the original time and space, in order to balance this time and space, the system can only obliterate the existence of you as a young man. "

Li Lei looked at the serious look of the teddy bear, first he opened the curtain beside the bed.

The cloudy sky, the dilapidated tall buildings full of gothic and steampunk styles, and the slow and dilapidated rail traffic, this is the reproduction of Gotham City!

And at this moment, a blood-red countdown appeared before Li Lei's eyes, and there were only 30 seconds left in the time.

Li Lei has now completely believed in the teddy bear's nonsense. If he doesn't sign the contract, he will have to kill him. Sure enough, the system in the novel is so unreasonable.

"All right!

I sign a contract with you.

I would like to be the host of that dimensional homestay system! "

"The binding was successful!

Now start to distribute the novice spree. "

The teddy bear muttered, "The novice gift packs have been distributed."

"Big gift bag?

That's right, doesn't your system have to give our host a gift bag?

where? "

After overcoming the obliteration crisis, Li Lei didn't mind being bound to this system anymore.

"I remind you, don't embezzle the gift package given to me by the system!"

"Mr. Landlord, don't be stupid!

I am the personified embodiment of the dimensional homestay system, why am I embezzling the gift bag I gave you? "

The teddy bear gave Li Lei a blank look, "If you say a word about the dimensional homestay system in your heart, you can call up the observation interface of the system right in front of your eyes.

Take a look now, what is your novice gift package! "

According to what the teddy bear said, Li Lei silently recited "Dimensional Homestay System" in his heart

He found that a translucent interface appeared in front of him immediately, and the bottom of the interface was 【Landlord Information】

, [tenant information]

, 【props】

and【Mall】

Four buttons, currently except 【Mall】

and 【Tenant Information】

Except for the button that is gray and inoperable, the other two buttons are operable.

Li Lei clicked [props]

button, he found that there is indeed a "novice gift package" in the system's props bar

But the package has already been marked "Used"

s Mark.

Li Lei clicked on the gift package, and a dialog box popped up.

The dialog box reads: Writing the landlord’s existing memories and skills in this dimension (completed); completing the relevant information and interpersonal relationships of the landlord in this dimension (completed); generating the landlord’s permissions (completed) completed); the novice gift pack has been distributed.

Perhaps knowing that Li Lei had finished watching, the teddy bear's cheap tone appeared again, "Now Mr. Landlord, don't you blame me for embezzling your newbie gift bag?

You must know that the system has spent a lot of energy and resources in order to help the landlord perfectly integrate into this time and space. Isn't this enough for beginners?

Also, Mr. Landlord, use your poor brain to appreciate carefully, have you found something more in your mind that is as blank as Siberia?

Tsk tsk, you still despise it?

Not satisfied! "

Li Lei was stunned by the teddy bear, because he checked his personal information and compared his memory, and found that he really took advantage of it.

First of all, I am not only a U.S. citizen, but also owns a set of real estate in the U.S., so there are a lot of information to be amended, and I am afraid that I don’t have the ability to do so.

Secondly, Li Lei found out that in this time and space, he has a double degree of Bachelor of Management and Doctor of Jurisprudence from New York University, and he also has a certificate of certified public accountant and a certificate of practicing lawyer. rhythm.

In the end, he actually still had a driver's license and a gun license in the United States, which made Li Lei even more happy than happy.

What's important is that the system not only created these data files and related documents for itself, but also implanted relevant skills in its own mind, as if all of these were inherently its own.

"Is the landlord happy enough now?

If it's cool enough, I'm going to release a novice mission. "

Teddy Bear looked at Li Lei's self-conscious expression, and couldn't help but sneer in his tone, "The novice task is a series of three tasks, and the landlord must complete the first stage before completing the remaining stages.

After each stage is completed, the system will give appropriate rewards according to the degree of completion of the landlord.

To put it simply, I have broken my heart in order to let you get acquainted with me and this time and space, understand? "

Hearing that there was still a reward, Li Lei selectively ignored the teddy bear's mocking tone.

Besides, facing a system that can obliterate oneself at any time, how much is the so-called backbone worth rewarding?

Li Lei said obsequiously, "Xiong Da, what orders do you have?"

"Big Bear?

Can you not address me in such a disgusting tone? "

The teddy bear pushed Li Lei's approaching face aside, "You can call me 'System', or call me 'Ted', but it's inappropriate to call me such a nasty name as Xiong Da.

Well, now release the first phase of the novice task, 'The landlord's image is the first impression on the tenant'.

The sloppy and tasteless appearance of the current landlord will only disgust the tenants who come to rent and lower the score.

In order not to let the landlord lose at the starting line, the landlord is now asked to do personal hygiene and change clothes to see the system within one hour.

The system will give rewards depending on the situation. If the score is lower than the passing score stipulated by the system, the system will automatically untie the bond and kill the landlord. "

"Do you want to be so ruthless?"

Li Lei didn't expect that the system would kill him because he wasn't clean or tasteful enough.

But when the countdown appeared in the upper right corner in front of his eyes, Li Lei didn't bother to argue with the system, and immediately rushed to the bathroom.

It has to be said that the wicked capitalist society is so corrupt!

There is also a dressing room between the master bedroom where Li Lei lives and the attached bathroom, and the area of ​​the dressing room is twice the size of Li Lei's rented room in Shanghai, with various clothes, pants, underwear, socks , shoes are neatly stored in the corresponding place, it seems that the original owner is a Virgo.

And when Li Lei pushed open the bathroom door, he once again despised the corruption of capitalism in the depths of his heart.

The whole bathroom is separated from wet and dry, and the washbasin, toilet and bathroom are independent, and the bathroom not only has a shower room where you can dance in it, but also a large jacuzzi where you can party.

The important thing is that the bathroom is suddenly not crowded after these things are stuffed, and a lot of bathroom furniture can be put down.

Li Lei shook his head, and then lay down in the jacuzzi with the mentality of not wanting to die.

Five minutes later, Li Lei was completely massaged by the bathtub to the point of dying.

No wonder my colleagues say they want to go to health care every day, it turns out that massage is so comfortable!

If it hadn't been for the countdown to remind Li Lei that he had been taking a bath for more than half an hour, Li Lei would have decided to merge with the bathtub forever.

Standing in the locker room after drying his body, Li Lei started to have a headache when he saw the full of clothes and accessories.

Li Lei has a slight difficulty in choosing. In addition, when he was a code farmer, he basically dealt with Smith Barney and Xtep. The only things he could get hooked with fashion were the Uniqlo and Jack Jones that he occasionally bought.

It can be said that the distance between code farmers and fashion circles is equivalent to the distance from the center of the universe to the edge of the universe.

Li Lei didn't know those clothing brands at all, but he still had a few casual-looking clothes, so Li Lei put those clothes on his body and stood in front of the teddy bear.

"Well, it's very clean, so be careful to keep it in the future."

The teddy bear folded his hands and looked Li Lei up and down.

"It's just that your matching taste really makes me feel weird, but it's clean and energetic, and it's a pass."

As soon as the teddy bear finished speaking, Li Wei saw a prompt pop up in the lower right corner in front of his eyes. Congratulations to the landlord for completing the first stage of the novice task. Prizes for the first stage are now being distributed. Please go to the props to check.

Li Lei followed the system prompts to enter the props, and he saw a colored pill icon there, and there was a button [Use] beside it.

Li Lei naturally clicked [Use], and then there was nothing else.

Li Lei originally thought that the medicine given by the system was fake, but thinking of the lesson from last time, Li Lei still clicked to view the information of the pill.

Then a dialog box appeared, and the effect of the Xisui Pill is being exerted... The landlord's physical strength, intelligence, agility, endurance and charm have all been greatly improved... The landlord's personal data has been upgraded.

李雷此时才知道自己服用的丹药是洗髓丹，然后他点开自己的【个人资料】，发现自己的体力从95提升到了220；而智力从135提升到了279；敏捷从55提升到了205；耐力从90提升到210；魅力从105提升到249。

"Well, Ted, what do these numbers mean?"

Li Lei asked the teddy bear.

"These data are average weighted by the system based on the data of ordinary people in this dimension."

Teddy Bear explained, "The value of a normal person should be between 90 and 120. If it is lower than 90, it is basically the scum of human beings; if it is higher than 120, it is the leader of human beings.

Generally speaking, if there is no mutation assistance or special props, 200 is the peak of human beings in this dimension.

And the landlord has basically surpassed ordinary humans now. After all, you can guess that there are heroes in this dimension. "

Li Lei nodded. Since he is in Gotham City, he can definitely meet superheroes and street heroes in DC comics.