Leader Zai Fengping was killed

"award?"

Zhong, who was working hard at his desk, also turned his head to look at me. "What reward?"

"Hey, let me say it myself?"

I deliberately put on a surprised look, and put on a very fake but acceptable tone of joy for Chuya.

"Reward! Well, let me see..."

"Huh? No, I'm not saying that"

also seems to want to explain something.

"...Ah, forget it." He raised his hand to cover his forehead, and said "tsk" impatiently, "Think about it quickly, and say it when you think about it."

In fact, I know it!

The phrase "what reward" really means "It's just a small job, and you still ask for rewards for the job", it's not asking "what reward do you want"!

So of course, there is no such thing as "I misunderstood Chuya's words".

To be honest, for me, Zhongye is really an easy book to understand.

Well, if it's a book... Chuya, it's probably at the level of a children's picture book!

Just now, I just caught the loopholes in Chuya's words and deliberately followed Chuya's words, which is "nonsense".

Originally, I just wanted to hang around Chuya.After the big request "want to be rewarded" is rejected, relatively speaking, the small request "want to be praised" will be easier to be granted.

Well, as you can see, this is a strategy to get compliments

However, I didn't expect Chuya to be so easy to talk to today.No strategy needed at all.When I made a big request and was about to be rejected, he just agreed!

"Zhongye"

What you want can only be obtained if you work hard to calculate.

As for that, despite all kinds of planning, it is also very common that it still fails in the end.

It's always been like this.

If there is a god, I must be the one who is especially unloved.

This is not self-pity, I just have a very clear understanding of "myself".

For example, if I got such a good thing as a "surprise surprise" one day, I wouldn't have such unrealistic fantasies at all.

Well, so...

Zhong Ye was suddenly so easy to talk, but it made me feel a little unreal.

"Is it really okay to say whatever I want?" I looked at Chuya expectantly, "Will you agree to any request?"

"I also know that it can't be like this!"

Zhong also gave a negative answer to my words without hesitation.

"People like you... if you really "Yes to anything", who knows what terrible demands you will make! "

"Ah, so Chuuya is just coaxing me casually?"

However, you really understand me unexpectedly, Chuya.

Sure enough, after getting along for a long time, it gradually became difficult to cheat!A 15-year-old slug is super easy to be fooled!

"That's not to say... well, although it's impossible to agree to everything, but if it's not too much," Zhong also tilted his head awkwardly, "it's not impossible to satisfy you..."

wow

Really.

He really said something amazing.

I don't know why, but it was obviously me who started it first, but at this moment, I feel like I can't get down from a high place.

It's like cats happily climbed onto the tall branches of a big tree, but because many cats only have the "climb" skill fully activated in this way, and the "climb down" skill is not lit, they cannot directly jump off the tree. Can't climb down, can only be trapped in the tree.

It's time for a Superman to come to the rescue.

However, there is no real Superman in reality.

"...Hey, Dazai, have you thought it over yet?" Nakaya turned around again, with a blushing blushing that he didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or anger, "Don't procrastinate on this kind of thing, hurry up! "

no of course no

How could it be possible to figure it out!

It's just such a short time, the most important thing is

"Hey, Chuya..." I hesitated and asked cautiously, "If I say now, "I was just kidding" or something...would you be offended? "

"..." Zhongya stared at me for a long while, then suddenly revealed a ferocious smile, "Dazai, do you want to be crushed by gravity?"

"Gravity doesn't work for me," I whispered.

To my kind reminder, Chuya responded by moving his wrist with a very obvious hint.

Woo, I see.

"No...that, the "joking" sentence is really a joke..."

Faced with the threat of violence from the Great Demon King Zhongye, my desire to survive forced me to go against my true inner thoughts, so I had no choice but to change my words.

But...rewards...

In fact, I just want to be praised, rewards or something, let me mention it myself... It's too much!

"Well……"

"Ok?"

"what……"

"This way, did you think of it?"

"No more!" I fell down on the desk as if I had lost all strength, "Suddenly I was asked to mention it by myself, I can't think of it!"

"I can't figure out what's going on!" Chuya folded his arms around his chest and looked at me intently, "Didn't you say you wanted a reward?"

Damn, this relaxed posture really makes people uncomfortable.

"Why can't you think about it in Chuya?"

Decided!Be sure to drag the little slug into the vortex of troubles!

"Huh?" Zhong also looked at me incredulously, "Why me?"

"Since it's a reward for me, it would be more sincere for Zhongya to prepare it?" I plausibly said, "It's like giving a gift. The sender thinks carefully, prepares carefully, and then sends it out as a surprise! "

"It's two different things! It was you who said you wanted a reward first, not what I wanted to give you!" Zhong Ye retorted, "Besides, who wants to give you a gift!"

"Hey, I didn't expect to receive a gift either! Chuya! I made a mistake."

Forget it, who would expect such a thing.

No matter what the expectations are, very few get what they want, and most of them will eventually fail.

I am not the kind of person who has a special preference for the feeling of "disappointment" and never forgets it, so I will not deliberately increase the experience of "frustration of expectations" for myself!

"Anyway, think about it quickly!" Zhong Ye gave me a vicious look, "I can also get over it quickly!"

"Quick, hurry up or something... Ah, I really can't think of it!" Why do you have to mention things like rewards yourself?I feel ashamed to mention it myself! "So if you're in a hurry, Chuya, you can think about it!"

"No, I don't want it." Zhong also firmly rejected me.

It seems to be my illusion.

It seems that the little slug... seems to be slowly transforming into a "limited edition shy little slug"?

Ah, maybe I was wrong.

After all, the person who is enduring the shame of "providing rewards by myself" is obviously me!Shyness or something, it shouldn't be Chuya's turn anyway!

However, whether it is my illusion, or whether it is really changing to the "limited edition shy little slug"... Anyway, I have indeed been affected.

Suddenly, I felt that the atmosphere became weird, as if it was wrapped in some viscous liquid, which made me subconsciously want to break free from it.

"The reward...then I'll really mention it?"

"Tell me!" Nakaya glared at me again, "Didling, hurry up, Dazai!"

what!

It's not that I'm dawdling, I'm obviously too eager to do it!

I'm tempted to refute.

But thinking about it, if I really refute it, maybe I will be said by Chuya, "I changed the subject again, so I am dawdling." I swallowed the rebuttal and decided to use actions to prove that I really am not at all. dilly-dally.

Super refreshing!

"That's right, Chuya. You know, because before... I mean, in our original world!"

"I have been banned from going out by Chuya, basically staying in the chief's office every day. I have no chance to go out to play, and I have no chance to date beautiful young ladies..."

I sighed very sadly.

"Although I can understand why Chuuya did this! Out of consideration for my safety, to protect me and so on... Intellectually, I can understand everything."

"...So?" Zhong also frowned, and looked at me with some puzzlement, "What do you want to do by saying this all of a sudden?"

"Ah, that's..."

Yeah

It's really embarrassing to say it.

"It's about the reward I want! It's...that..." I covered my mouth and announced in a low voice, "I want to go on a date with a beautiful young lady in Yokohama! No, to be precise, I want Talk about a relationship with the beautiful young lady!"

"Huh?" The furrows between Nakaya's brows deepened, "What does this have to do with me? Do you want me to go and find a lady who is willing to date you and develop a relationship with you?"

hmmm

Zhongye, Zhongye, you think of me too kindly.

"Of course not!" I shook my head, "If it were me, I would want to find a date that can further develop a relationship, although it may be a bit self-proclaimed to say this! But you can really find it anytime? "

"Heh." Chuya gave me a disdainful sneer, "I know you are very good at this, so it has nothing to do with me, right?"

"Yes." I blinked and looked at Zhongye very sincerely, "I have a deep relationship with Zhongye!"

"Because, the "beautiful young lady" I mentioned can go on a date together and further develop a relationship..."

what.

Realized something?

Your expression is starting to turn ugly, Chuya

"As a reward, I want Chuya to play the role."

innocent gaze.

Super super innocent stare.

As for the lower half of the face covered by hands...

I made an effort not to laugh too obviously.

This is a lie.

Actually not laughing.

Because it is obvious that Zhong also will not agree to such a thing!

My plan is to make a reward request that is very bad in Chuya's eyes. After Chuya refuses, maybe I will think "Don't let Dazai make the request", so I will spontaneously think about what to give What am I rewarded for.

"What, what"

Zhong also opened his eyes wide.

"Well, it should be very suitable! Because Chuya itself is very small, if she dresses up as a girl, it won't be too obtrusive in terms of height."

"No, impossible"

"Although it's just a small slug, it can barely be regarded as good-looking. If you dress up, you might be considered a "beautiful young lady" oh or..."

I sighed.

"What you said before, that you will satisfy me, are you just lying to me? Because of Chuya, I haven't been able to date a beautiful young lady for so many years..."

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