Leader Zai Fengping was killed

With a crepe in my left hand and a crepe in my right hand, after entering the gate of the port mafia base, I received many strange sights along the way.

Maybe it's because "crepe" and "port mafia" don't seem to go well together!

However, no one stipulates that the Mafia cannot eat crepes!So I ignored those strange realizations, and returned to the chief's office very calmly.

Akutagawa-kun clucked behind me.

At first I thought he had something to report to the leader, and I thought about how to fool him when Akutagawa-kun opened the door and found that Mr. Mori was not there.

However, when I got to the top floor, I found out that Akutagawa-kun just wanted to send me off with enthusiasm and handed me the observation report that I didn't accept because I was going to the Armed Detective Agency.

This is a little unexpected

How should I put it, I don’t know if it’s my illusion, but the young Akutagawa-kun I saw in the memory of “myself outside the book” doesn’t seem to be as clingy as he is now?

Is it because he was abandoned by Dazai once?Or is it because of the double bonus of "Port Mafia Leader" and "Osamu Dazai"?

I always feel that Akutagawa-kun seems a little too enthusiastic towards me.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just...

"Can you help me open the door?"

I'm standing in front of the chief's office door.

Since he was holding things in both hands, he couldn't open the door by himself, and he was not sure whether Zhong Ye was there, so he could only turn to the two guards at the door for help.

The guard on the left, Mr. No. [-], opened the door for me silently without saying a word.

Speaking of which, when I was the leader myself, there were no guards outside the office door.

Because the highest combat power of the port mafia is by my side, it doesn't matter if someone breaks into the office.

I don't know whether Mr. Mori opens the door by himself or when Mr. Guard helps to open the door when he enters the door every day. I have never owned Mr. Guard, and I suddenly have such doubts.

Actually, I don't really want to know the answer to this question.

Who really cares how Mr. Mori gets into the office every day!

It's not Mr. Mori's crazy fan.For normal people, knowing this kind of information doesn't make any sense!

The reason for thinking about these messy things is very simple.

Of course I know it!

It might be a little embarrassing to say it, but I definitely know it.

While I often do self-deception, self-deception for moments of mental comfort...but really, I'm pretty self-aware when I'm not lying to myself.

Just like now.

A lot of unnecessary messy thoughts suddenly appeared in my mind. In the final analysis, it was because I was a little nervous now.

As for why you are nervous?

Well, because of the crepes.

There's nothing wrong with the crepe itself and it has no added value for me I don't even know if it's really that good.

In fact, the act of "buying an extra crepe and eating it with Chuya" can be regarded as "giving a gift".

Even if it's just a small amount of food!But it's really a "gift", right?

I never gave Chuya anything seriously.

Pranks, such as bombs, have been made many times, but that kind is not called giving gifts.

today...just...

Ah, what should I say?Because it is the first time ever!So, just like everyone's first time, there will inevitably be "nervous", "excited", "uneasy", and other emotions

In fact, it's not just giving gifts to Zhongye, no matter who it is for, it seems that they have never given gifts seriously.

Therefore, it is normal to be a little abnormal!

Having said that, the first gift-giving in my life turned out to be a crepe... Well, it sounds like it's a bit lacking in variety.

But after thinking about it, many people may give Valentine's Day chocolates or bouquets for the first time.In contrast, crepes seem to be quite unique.

After entering the chief's office, I pushed the door behind me with my elbow.

"Is Zhongya back?"

In the chief's office, there is still no second person besides me.

But

Somewhere in the wall, a tiny crack appeared.

In fact, the secret door on the wall was not closed tightly, but because the wall and the door were pitch black, the existence of the door could not be seen at first glance.

I held up two crepes and walked to the crack of the door.

"Chung also open the door"

"Open it yourself!" Zhongye's voice came from inside the door, "Don't ask me to do everything!"

"Zhongye"

I tried to awaken Chuya's kindness with a soft, pitiful voice: "Help me!"

"do not want!"

Zhong also rejected me coldly.

"Just open the door." I tried to squeeze half of my face into the crack of the door, "I'm busy with my hands, so I can't open the door."

"Just push it, it doesn't matter if your hands are busy or not!" Chuya opened the door for me angrily.

"Because you want to come out and welcome me."

I stared at Chuya with innocent eyes, and asked expectantly, "Can I add "Welcome back" again? "

"...you are saying something strange all of a sudden, Dazai."

While saying that, Chuya gestured to close the door.I quickly squeezed in.

"Wow, it's really all set up!"

Familiar locations, familiar layouts, because the world is different, the individual products are not the same, but the overall style is still the same as before.

Therefore, it looks really familiar and familiar, and there is no feeling of novelty at all.

Although there is no sense of novelty, Zhongye's contribution still needs to be affirmed.

"Thank you for your hard work." I immediately sent a sincere compliment, and by the way, I also raised the crepe in my hand, "Would you like to eat it?"

"Huh?" Zhong also turned his head, "What is this?"

"Ah, this is the crepe I brought back from... a trip outside!"

"what?"

"Chuya! What's your attitude! This is the crepe I bought after waiting in line for a long time!"

"So, what the hell is this...crepe?"

Nakaya stared at the crepe, observing the crepe very carefully with an attitude as if he was doing some major research.

"Actually, I don't know very well..."

Because I haven't eaten it either.

"It looks like dessert, doesn't it?"

"Nonsense, do you still need to say this?" Zhong complained unceremoniously, "The cream is all exposed!"

"Then Chuya wants me to say something!" I handed the crepe in my right hand to Chuya, "So Chuya wants to eat it?"

"Give it to me?" Zhong also looked at me suspiciously, "Could it be some kind of prank? It looks sweet, but it's actually stuffed with a lot of wasabi?"

As he talked, the expression on Chuya's face gradually developed to "suddenly enlightened".

Woohoo, no way!

"Zhong is too much! How can you misunderstand me like this!"

Although, I did in the past do a little... some... a lot of... pranks...

Ah, when I think about it, it seems that... there are many, many, many pranks.

But...but!

This time, I really really want to eat crepes with Chuya!

No wasabi and no tricks!Just a normal crepe!

"If you don't believe me, then Chuya can choose for himself!" I also handed up my left hand, "I bought two crepes, and I plan to share one with Chuya. How about putting the wasabi in the other hand?"

"One per person?" Chuya's eyes widened, he seemed to be a little puzzled by my words, "Why suddenly..."

"That's right, I was recommended by Kyoka-chan before, saying that the crepes are delicious! Then, today just happened...ah, it's also the first day of living in this world with Chuya! Then, I suddenly thought of... ..."

Hey, why why why

Why do you want me to say such a thing!

That's abominable!

no no

I think I should change the wording.

"Actually, when I think of Zhongye decorating the whole house like a virtuous wife, I feel that I need to bring some delicious food back to reward Zhongye!"

Yes, that's right, that's right!

"It's a reward for a well-behaved dog"

very good!The topic has returned to the field where I am comfortable!

"Chuya, hurry up and make a choice! Otherwise, I'll just stuff it in Chuya's mouth."

"Hey, you bastard" curled his lips in displeasure, "Isn't it really a prank?"

"Really!" That's really vigilant, Chuya!

How to dispel Chuya's suspicion?

I thought about it, and soon came up with a good way

"There is a way! Why don't I take a bite out of both to prove that the crepes are just ordinary crepes? What do you think of this method?"

"Huh?" Zhong also glared at me angrily, "How can I let others eat it after I have bitten it!"

Although I didn't really ask me to "take a bite each to show the crepe's innocence", Chuya seemed to believe that I was really not playing a prank because of my bold proposal.

He took a crepe from my hand, stared at me, and took a tentative bite.

"Ah, Chuya." I couldn't help but sighed, "It's so easy to deceive. If I really put wasabi, wouldn't Chuya be completely fooled?"

"what?!"

"No! I'm just saying if." I looked at the remaining crepe in my hand, aimed at the place where the cream was abundant, and "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I bit down, "I should eat it first!"

"...Tch. I'll pay attention next time!"

"But it's useless even if I eat first."

The rich milky fragrance spreads in the mouth, and the light sweetness is just right. With the sliced ​​strawberries, even a "crab meat supremacist" like me applauds this wonderful taste from the bottom of my heart.

Great!

"If you really want to play a prank on Chuya," I said vaguely while eating the crepe, "you can completely resist the spiciness of the wasabi and pretend to be "super delicious" to fool you. Zhongye"

Zhong also didn't answer, and threw a small gravity ball at me directly to show his anger.

I raised my finger, and with a click of "xiu", I poked the little gravity ball away.

Chuya then threw a second one.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this." I said sincerely after poking again, "Eat crepes."

The third gravity ball never appeared again.

#10 "A Hypothesis: You Can Have My Name on Your Nameplate" Final

The author has something to say: Achievement #一食吃咖饼#

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Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: the emperor who wants to be a general, 10 bottles of leaves of thousands of water;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!